#its always the wlw situationships

[esotericgal]

my obsession did turn into disgust you guys

[battydora]

pros reacting to you pulling them by their belt.

content: mildly suggestive , drabbles , adult reader!! , gn. reader (no body spec.) , however f. reader on midnight!!! (wlw) , confident / bold reader , established relationship (edgeshot, eraserhead, midnight) , situationship (best jeanist) , pet names , reader implied to be a hero (best jeanist) , reader calls midnight "mama" affectionately , reader is an UA teacher (eraserhead, midnight) , reader is a highly ranked and popular hero w sex appeal and shit you also have a kid attending ua (snipe) , also reader is taller (snipe)

a/n: this trope is such a tease ONGAWD. totally got excited with best jeanist don't mind me y'all, my man, thank u to my man

characters: edgeshot, best jeanist, eraserhead, snipe, midnight

EDGESHOT

–eyes widen for sure. you appear from behind him, surround him and your hand sneakily having its way with his belt so when his eyes are solely focused on yours he doesn't expect when he's being pullen against you.

–his cheeks turn red when his body bumps into yours, he definitely gulps to keep his composure, he tries so hard to not budge but his heart is racing like crazy and the sly smile in your face doesn't help, he loves when you take iniciative like this despite making him so flustered.

–"you need something, love?" he mutters out, eyes fixed on your lips. "mmh? do i need a reason to spend time with my favourite hero?" praises are his weakness, his blush expands to his face whole and closes his eyes shut, trying to regain power over himself but is caught off guard when both your hands slide all the way to his hips and then his butt.

–"you're just teasing now" he recognizes as he sighs defeated, knowing he can't resist your touch and rests his hands in the crooks of your neck gently. "i was teasing since the moment i got here" you add grinning, now leaning forward to kiss the skin of his exposed neck sweetly and squish his butt with adoration, not knowing what you were putting the man up to, he melts under your touch and don't expect him wanting less.

BEST JEANIST

–it is a day you arrive to genius agency only to salute the one and only fiber hero, who turns out to be the one you're in a situationship with. it is common to arrive and see a lot of people moving around and working, it is number three's agency after all, an active and abuzz workplace is something to expect but today specifically seems to be a very busy day.

–it is a coincidence indeed that while walking through the agency looking for the denim dressed hero you find the aforementioned walking alone in one of the hallways, you smile once you spot him and speed up to him.

"hey jeanie! how's it going?" your cheerful demeanour barely startles the hero once you step infront of him, stopping his walk, instantly wondering why are you there.

"y/n? what a surprise to see you at genius agency. what brings you here?" he asks in a collected manner, his gaze softening at the view of you, smile disguising behind his suit.

"oh nothing, i was just passing by on my break and wondered how the most handsome man on earth would be doing so i decided to pay him a visit" he closes his eyes and tilts slightly his head downwards at the compliment.

"you're so flattering as always, i adore that you keep me so in mind" he stares at you again as you gift him a grin.

"of course, why wouldn't i?" you shrug your shoulders proudly and then rest your hands on your hips, staring the man into his eyes "so? how's your day going? busy as always? oh, i hope i'm not interrupting something important by the way" you excuse yourself quickly, you passed by without really thinking it through but you see him shake his head.

"it's been quite busy today, we have a lot of work going on, a lot of brand new interns and novice heroes to form but your presence here does not bother me a bit, it actually brightens the day" your eyes shine at his words and your smile widens.

"oww, you're so sweet" you answer bringing your hand to your chest, endeared, his words flutter happily around your mind "but it's a shame you're too busy, i'd really like to take you out on a date one of these days" you add, to which he nods.

"yes, me too i admit, we are not spending much time together lately" he sounds a bit dissapointed, since he starting hanging out with you, he realized how much he enjoyed spending time with someone off duty, especially with you, you seem to bring him this relieving joy to his everyday life he appreciates very much.

"that's a shame, i kinda miss you" you say taking a step closer to him, gazing away "so that pushes me to crash into your agency like this" you add playfully, he sees through your actions a little, the sudden approach makes him lift a brow.

"that's not so bad, at least we get to see eachother, even if it's for a brief moment" he plays along, acting casual.

"yeah..." you go silent for a moment, then look at him again "but i really hope i'm no trouble here, don't wanna bother our number three hero too much" your hand reaches his jazzy belt to fit your index finger between it and his jeans and rapidly pull him towards you, your voice comes out teasing this time, a sly smile on your face, paying close attention to his reaction.

he was caught off guard but plays along naturally, yet hypervigilant that no one is around, he is a man that cares a lot about his public image, he can't imagine having to deal with comments about his sex life in social media just because a fellow hero was too close to him at work. which he minds, a lot, and you know that and still like to tease him, but he does not complain at all. tsunagu looks at you, smiling despite his collar covering half of his face.

"as i said, you don't bother me a single bit, you're always pleasant to have around" his voice deepens, you can tell, and the look in his eyes expresses approval while they remain attentive to the place surrounding you, that exact focus is the one you aim the most to break.

"yeah? then it wouldn't mind if take a minute or two of your time" your brows rise and loosen in a fast movement, implying that you would want to drag him into the closest private room as soon as possible, you pull him even closer by his belt, enough to have your bodies touching.

"you're playing with fire here, y/n" he mumbles, convinced that he already fell into your charms.

"then what's left for you than to reform me? discipline is not part of my vocabulary" you avow, challenging, your hands threaten to grab his hips but your clothes tighten around your body and you're pullen away quickly, best jeanist acts casually as a clerk walks past the two of you, greeting the hero. once they walk around the corner out of your sight, tsunagu flicks his fingers again, using his quirk to control all the fabric of your suit again and bring you close to him, a bold look in his green eyes.

"i can teach you a thing or two about discipline. let's go" you smile and bite your lower lip as he releases you and starts walking towards his office, you following closely behind, it doesn't matter how many things must be done and how busy the day is, he will always manage to make time for you.

ERASERHEAD

–shouta finds himself blinking twice the second he's walking through UA's halls nose buried in the exams he had ready for his students and suddenly being dragged by his belt buckle completely distorting his route as you make him face you. appearently he was so focused in his work he didn't even notice you were walking to him, so now having his body so close to yours in such unexpected motion, makes him blush for a brief moment. his mind muses the event, thoughtfully thinking about the hand that's still grabing his belt, is it weird to get turned on by a belt pull that totally doesn't mean to?

–"hey, where's my hallway kiss?" you tease playfully, pouting your lips into a kissing manner, to which he blinks back to reality and frowns. "we're at work, it's inappropiate" you whine in reply and let go of his belt "aw babe, you always say 'iT's iNaPprOpiATe' when there's literally no one around" you pout and complain while he continues to prove his point, he disliked PDA... more than average "out of school hours and hero duty is when we get to be a couple, right here, right now we're teachers, now move."

–you chuckle and let him go, you know that's how he is but you never want to miss the chance to tease him, however you aren't entirely aware of what you caused seconds ago, shouta sticks to the feeling of you pulling him towards you by his belt, the thought spins in his head for the rest of the day, wondering if you'd ever do it again though he'll never ask.

SNIPE

–you're used to cameras following you wherever you go, wether they're reporters or crazy paparazzis following, that's the price a popular hero like yourself has to pay for being highly ranked and having a great celebrity profile, people grow curious about you and your personal life and while trying to saciate the curiosity, stalking becomes a hobby, at this point you don't really care but you take it personal when they try to involve your child with your hero profile, you're relieved it's UA the school they attend to because the Principal doesn't allow journalists or reporters in, which helps you feel like your child is safe from media. however it's still stressing when you have to pick them up from school.

–hopefully no creepy stalkers followed you today, it is a pretty chill day so you don't have to worry about your child being exposed to media as much. you walk into UA, you would normally wait for your kid outside but today you have to reach one of the teachers to talk about some things about your kid's grades so you decided to pick them up directly by their classroom. when you're about to walk around a corner, someone unexpectedly runs into you. you skillfully react and hold to this person's belt and pull them towards you roughly so you won't fall aswell.

–this person, who seems to be a man with a cowboy-looking appearence, bumps into your chest abruptly out of inertia "hey cowboy, don't trip" you say playfully as soon as you assure your balance and the stranger's, letting go of his belt and smiling down at him.

–it takes him a moment to react but when he does he seems flustered by the fact of being that close to you so he takes a step back accomodating his hat and then kindly apologizing "i apologize, i should've watched where i was going" he bows respectfully as he speaks, to which you smile.

–"don't worry about it" you manage to wink at him before continuing your way to your kid's classroom. once your tall figure goes distant and eventually dissapears from his sight as you walk, snipe slams his hand against his forehead, eyes totally wide and cheeks fully red, he is lucky to have a mask to cover his face but the man is a flustered mess, not only because the unusual proximity, the belt pull AND the unbelievably high tension of a three second situation but also that it was his hero crush he bumped into.

MIDNIGHT

–you sure catch your woman off guard when you drag her to a lonely hallway in UA after school hours, just about when all the teachers are about to go home and all the students left. her mouth curves into a grin at the excitement glowing in your eyes and plays along. "oh? where does this come from?" nemuri asks, sky blue eyes looking directly into your own.

–"nothing in particular... i just, spent my day missing you, mama" you answer playfully as your hand reaches her belt and begins to pull her towards you, walking backwards until your back hits the wall behind you.

–your motion immediately makes her belly flutter, you are being so tempting right now she does nothing more than follow you instantly with a unsettling smirk on her face, she does not hesitate and as soon as you hit the wall, she slams her hand next to you head, gluing your bodies together as her knee sneakily seeps between your thighs. "and how is it that you can't even wait to get home? we're at school right now, sweetheart, you missed me that much?" "a whole lot, baby, i want you so bad" when you answer that with a playful smirk on your face, she giggles as she leans to your ear to whisper your lewd sentence "you needy little thing, i'm gonna ruin you so bad."

thanks for reading!

[aettuddae]

WLCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF BUSINESS MATTER UPDATES! this is your host chiro and im here to deliver fresh hot news directly to your plates!

firstly, the serim twink rumours have been confirmed. netizens remain indifferent saying they already knew that girl wasnt normal.

news about the oe idol's injury has been leaked by insiders who say that it was caused by some deranged lady who tried to chomp her fingers off then felt guilty and bandaged her.

serim of oe recebtly tweeted about losing against a dog and "winning her food from that little dog" , which lead residents to leave motivational messages under her tweet and cheering her on.

a dm between taylor swift and serim was leaked, no one knows about the authenicity but netizens confirm that its serim according to her "twinkness"

idol karina was seen having a psychotic breakdown after the sm party, netizens dismiss it as just another lesbian experience.

the tension between ningning and karina of aespa has been high as the younger was recently seen trying to bite the older.

ningning of aespa posted a sad quote on twitted with a caption "first they kiss your wife, then they hurt her all while you're forced to watch from far" . netizens have named this ningning's first wlw heartbreak.

the rover guy from sm, chaeyoung from oe and karina of sm were all spotted at serim's apartment. netizens express jealousy and trend the hashtag #TheTwinkIsAtItAgain

rover guy was seen running out of serim's house in a frightened manner and he seemed to when asked about it, he said "the plants, they hate me" which lead netizens to believe that serim likes them deranged and psychotic.

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CHIRO IS HOME EVERYONE

serim swore she wasn't a twink, she's never freeing herself 😔

real fans support their idols even in the weirdest, lower moments, what can i say? HeAVEN and resident's bond is unbreakable

olympia is gonna have to start suing people for defamation, this twink thing is getting out of hand

good old aespa, always in the middle of a crisis, a lesbian situationship or a raging episode !!

serim should start coming up with an alibi after jongin ran out her house with psychosis and talking about plants, idk #TheTwinkIsAtItAgain #TheTwinkIsOverParty #TheTwinkHousePartyScandal

thanks for keeping us updated 🫂

[nicegaai]

im drawing lesbian nordic 5s again ahhgjghnfjfjdjdndjdjfjfn... nothing good enough to share yet but the lesbian womyns land au is startibg to be less of a joke (started as a plot device to have a bunch of adult wlw from all walks of life hanging out w no men around)... heres some of the things on my mind

sweden is a long flowy skirts+dresses farmers market type. half her head is shaved and she has a sleeve of tattoos. used to be a serious businesswoman in stockholm (or portland but dont think about the setting too hard) but now she just wants to live in the woods (she fell for the cottagecore pintrest aesthetic and blew up her life to have it). shes the pov main character in my imagination bc shes relatively new to the land

finland is a SHORT FAT BUTCH !!!!!!!!!!!! she is ADORABLE and SOOOO NICE and HELPFUL TO EVERYONE!!!!! shes got practical skills for running life off the grid and is an excellent handywoman and ms sweden is head over heels for her on sight. finland might b a permanent resident / own the land. running this low tech summer camp for wayward lesbians is her lifelong dream and SHES LIVIN IT BABY

Denmark is obv a basketball shorts + growing out a buzzcut messy type. loud, rubs people the wrong way easily but is well intentioned. brings practical skills to the land too (shes a tradeswoman). literally just canon denmark but with more lesbian swag. shes here bc she loves women but started coming to support her ex-wife/current gf eternal situationship ->

norway is a dianic mother goddess earth worshipper type and the land's high priestess. (everyone else buys into the lesbian religion stuff at different levels ex. fin thinks its important, den doesnt quite get it). other than that shes a millennial skinny jeans sidepart collects way too many plushies type. still says heccin doggo and such. super skinny very pretty not very expressive (she is possibly tripping at any given time. its a religious practice ok she Needs more weed shrooms lsd Right Now). her brain is a little fried but maybe she was always like this. outside this she struggles to keep employment or not maybe shes doing something or has a witchcraft etsy shop i dont know tbh. she can do whatever she wants bc shes a trust fund baby.

iceland is 16 and the result of norways teen pregnancy. shes been coming to the land as long as she can remember, may or may not even be gay, and is going through a Euphoric Atheist phase both genuinely and because it pisses mom off (ice is one of the few who can even tell when nor is pissed off). shes in online high school and her only friends her age are also online. den is her stepmom kind of and the only one who Gets Her... ugh... flips hair

other notes: everyone looks way more like normal hetalia chrs than they do the nyo counterparts. and the other priestesses are england and romania

[wordyshit]

I need y'alls opinion on something.

So in my story there is a wlw couple and a mlm couple.

This is the timeline for the wlw couple (both main characters):

Part 1: They meet and they have some tension together but A is still trying to get over her dead ex gf and in the beginning of the story B is in a situationship with a guy and so she decides not to act on it.

There is some continuing tension throughout the story with lingering looks and touches and they even end up sleeping in the same bed together. And A eventually starts to heal with her ex and B ends up breaking things off with her situationship bc of reasons. They end up acting on that tension and they make out and actually sleeping together but they don't decide on a label or anything its just for fun.

Part 2: they're still fooling around with each other and they both realize they might have feelings for each other but again they refuse to say anything. Some shit ends up going down and they finally admit that they're into each other during an emotional argument and they decide to date

Part 3: some other shit goes down and they end up saying that they're actually in love with each other.

And this is the mlm couple (side characters):

Part 1: they're already like best friends before the story begins but people do notice that they're like close to each other. They're not afraid to say "I love you, bro" to each other and lay next to each other and hug and all this other stuff. It is revealed early on that C is bisexual bc one of the MCs ends up seeing the result of a threesome one night stand. And D comments on girls here and there and its mentioned that he's had ex girlfriends. So its just determined that they're actually just friends who are comfortable in their masculinity.

Part 2: they appear to be more closer. Person C is more handsy with Person D and they end up arguing/fighting here and there. But nobody really thinks anything of it bc they've always been close so it's nothing unusual

Part 3: (this is a part where I am considering making person D an MC as well). Some shit goes down and when that's all over with its revealed that they've actually been together since between part 1 and 2 it's just that person D is like a private person and doesn't want anyone in his business like that. So that's why there's no like real PDA between them until maybe the ending of this?

And yes I'm aware that this vague but I do want ppl's opinion to see something/out of curiosity. Also feel free to reblog with questions and I'll try to answer them

Also by "shit goes down" I mean that shit is literally going down. Like there's violence and emotional feelings and kidnapping and being close to death. All that good jazz.

[sky-is-the-limit]

(please only answer this if you feel comfortable and sorry if its too intrusive) When how did you realise that you were bi? I'm kinda questioning my sexuality and I'm freaking out but I think that label suits me the most 😭😭

Not intrusive at all love!! Tbh panic and stress are part of any major "change" in our lives and figuring out our sexuality/coming to terms with it can change a lot of things, especially the way we perceive ourselves.

Personally, tho I grew up in a kinda homophobic country, I was always open-minded, I never understood why being queer is such a big deal, I was always the biggest AND loudest ally in the room ever since I was a child, arguing with my parents, teachers, even the priest in our church.

Though I was fixed on my sexuality being straight, I always had this mindset that personality and spirit matter the most so why can't I fall in love with a woman, same way I'd fall for a man? It just made sense in my brain. At some point I also thought that everyone was a bit bi cause if I feel that way as a "straight person" why can't the rest? (Delulu)

While discovering my body in my early teen years, around 13, like every other kid I started watching p*rn, searching stuff online (searching girls kissing is a universal experience ngl) I started watching wlw content more and more to the point where it was the only thing I could watch and in my delusional state I thought that it was because I was a girl and I loved my body so much that I liked watching women kissing 💀 self love, girl power etc.

That delusional phase kept going strong to the point where at 16 I met a girl on here and we had some sort of long distance situationship. It just felt normal to me? Same way I had crushes on guys, I had a crush on this girl and it didn't feel any different? Until my panic mode kicked in and I had to break things off, go back to "being straight" cause I was getting older and the overthinking started.

Around 19-20 I thought I was unlabeled, in my head "straight until further notice" and then when I finally turned 21, I realised that I'm bi. I've always been bi, since I was old enough to understand love and romance, I was just too naive and scared to admit it.

No matter how open-minded and chill you think you are, coming to the realisation that you might be slightly different than what society has taught us is 'normal' will always be scary. It might take some time for your heart to catch up to your brain and realise that there is absolutely nothing wrong with you and that is okay. For some people it's easier for others it's harder.

What matters is that you understand that we are so insignificant to this universe, people come and go every second and liking people of the same sex is the least of our problems in the fucked up world that we live in.

I hope you find some peace of mind, love, and understanding in your journey of acceptance, and if you are bi, you're automatically the coolest, hottest person in every room you step in, it's the rule.