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Why do I see people barely showing Moo Deng’s mom? Clearly the cuteness runs in the family
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#idk her mom’s history in the zoo but I wouldn’t be surprised if she was raised/ even born there#guessing from how chill she is with having the zoo keepers so close to her baby#moo deng
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Hey come here puppy, come here and sit on my lap honey, let me hold you~ That's my puppy, just lay on my chest, yes just like that my love, rest your pretty little puppy head and let all those thoughts fall out~
You've had quite a long day haven't you pup? Look at you, your eyes are all sleepy and pretty, your cute lil tired smile n frown, your hair all fluffed up from being so busy all day... it's alright my sweetheart, I've got you, I'm staying here with you all night
Let me help put your collar on baby, you're just a little puppy after all, you just focus on getting yourself comfy love~
We can do anything you like my precious pup, we can cuddle here in bed or I'll sit next to you while you're snug in your little doggie bed. I can run you a nice bath and try to rub and scrub all your worries away, even just for a bit honey. We can watch something you like, or I can tell you a story, we can nap or do some nice coloring while I brush your hair all soft
You're my precious darling little puppy love, my good puppy who I'm so sooo very proud of, I'll always want to hold and care for you after a long day, you're the one I love~
#xochimilli writes#xochimilli comfort#🫀puppy#hehe surprise postie for you baby !!! aa aaaa i'm huggin youuuu HUGGING YOU HUGGING YOU KISSING YOU KISSINF YOU#i love my boyfriend. i always wish i could comfort and care for him. even more after they've had a long tiring day ♡#petpl@y#petpl4y#pup nsft#nsft puppy#puppy ns/fw#puppy nsft#bd/sm puppy#puppy sub#dumb puppy#soft nsft#soft daddy#soft d0m#bd/sm pet#t4t nsft#ftm dom#queer nsft#queer ns/fw#queer love#comfort#t4t ns/fw#t4t puppy#trans t4t#t4t love#t4t#puppy bf
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doomed to stay sober....
#get this man more drinks#he needs them#lg not being a lightweight was a surprise#a good one at that#my poor alcoholic baby#afte this cxs's brain convinces him that lg is going to leave him#then he starts crying#lg: what did i do to deserve this#dx art stuff#link click#cheng xiaoshi#lu guang#linkclick#sgdlr#时光代理人#shiguang
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Babybee is so TINY auhggghhhhhuuyuu he looks like he could curl up like a cat- he looks like he could nap in one of their palms i love him-
AUGHUHH I've only seen bits but I'm imagining this poor baby all alone down in sub 50 :<
He's just a babyyy i love himmm
sleeping in their palms? certainly. But also:
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He's used to sleep in weird places.
And Optimus is just chill about it. You may imagine Baby Bee sleeping on his fellow autobots in the most comical and cute ways.
#transformers one#digital art#babybee au#art#bumblebee#optimus prime#cute#awsering messages#yes i'm awnsering as many as I can in one day what do you want from me#I like baby bee#a lot of the questions are about him#I'm not surprised#sleepy baby
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Damian and the Dumpster baby.
Damian was doing patrols, with a bit of a minor rescuing and feeding the strays animals until he heard a noise from a dumpster.
Tonight was going to be a storm coming, and he rather check up on the strays, feed them, fixing any of the secure hiding places he put out for them for rain occasionally, and try to smuggle 1 or 6 into the barn again without Father knowing. Alfred can keep a secret sometimes.
Jumping on the edge of the dumpster to see a plastic bag tied up on the pile of trash with something squirming inside, alive obviously. Oh if this another group of puppies, he going to find the culprit himself and break their kneecaps and arms this time.
Easily untying the plastic bag and opening to reveal.. a little baby.
Not a kitten or a puppy, a living breathing human baby, cut and tied umbilical and a pale with a unique birth mark in a shape of a lichtenberg from his tiny hand fading to his chest.
This..
This was out of Damian's comfort line.
He had dealt with saving animals, people, children, hell even toddlers. He never dealt with a baby before much less a newborn.
He could panic later as he hear the sounds of a storm brewing. Carefully picking up the baby by the back of the head and and by the body, using his cape to as a blanket to cover the obvious nudity of the baby. Climbing onto his Red Robin theme Doom Buggy.
Taking care of a baby is no different then taking care of a baby animal, right?
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He got caught after 5 month and a half by Alfred during feeding Danyal time, while scolded him about hiding the baby instead of coming to him.
He had a good reason to though, last time he told Alfred about the last newest addition, Bruce sended the Jafar the Ligor to a sanctuary. He still felt betrayed by that.(even though now Jafar is happily spending his days with the other mixed big cat breed but still)
He done a good enough job taking care of Danyal, even though he had to secretly look up baby stuff, medicine, clothes, a soft bedded cot and diapers.(the smell was much less worse then the sewer) he considered himself a great care-taker.(even though in the back of his mind, he feared that he might had unlocked that genetic adopt-bat bait traits that Dick warned him about)
Damian had gotten.. a bit attached, considering the idea of putting danyal in orphanage or a foster care wasn't ideal afterall the corrupted ones that Father and him had broken through over the years left a bad gut feeling if he had actually gone through with his plan. Danyal was one of his babies, only not covered in fur, scales, or a shell.
And he didn't do everything all on his own, Cass was the only who figured it out, kept it a secret and help out.. then steph found out... and Jason, Tim and Duke unfortunately found out after Cass and steph snuck danyal in the manor for a nice bath.
Only reason Dick didn't found out because everyone know he can't keep a secret away from Bruce's ear for long after found out Jason's new girlfriend was the new therapist in Gotham, and telling Bruce would feed his adopt-holic again and he end up having baby fever. (Tim didn't tell him what that word meant but he did look it up in a baby care guide book for new parents. And EW)
They were going to wait it out til Danyal was at least toddler age before sneaking him in the manor to gatekeep gaslight girlboss Father into thinking he already adopted him. (Steph's words, not his)
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#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#dcxdp#de aged danny#damian found a dumpster baby#a human baby considered an baby animal to Damian's mind#he tried to raise him in the barn#unfortunately Cass see through him#then most of the batfam started to help#surprise them on how long it took alfred to found out#he knew all along and just wanted to see how they react to baby care#alfred been sneakily placing baby related books and ads to help#while bruce is majorly busy with crisis over at the watchtower with Constantine#danny is the ghost king#alfred pennyworth#damian wayne#damian inherited the adopt gene but he denied it until it caught him in the form of a baby#reincarnated danny fenton#does danny remembered his life or not#that up to yall#dp prompt#dp x dc prompt
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The straight up jumpscare I got opening my unassuming Goodwill picture frame and finding this hiding behind the cardboard backing.
#thrifting#shiftythrifting#submission#take a good shit for us baby girl#in frames#thrift surprise#hall of fame#bts
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HIII I’m a little shy and very nervous to show this arts BUT I LOVE YOUR CHARACTERS SMMM they’re my current hyperfixation 🤧🤧
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#I've been going slightly bonkers over these for the past couple of days#first of all you've made like a whole bunch of art of my characters and you didn't show me? until now? ;o;#feels like someone threw a surprise party to me but was too nervous to invite me#absolutely loving them you managed to pack so much character into every single one#really enjoying how fluid and versatile your style is in these#sharp and crisp at places and soft and hazy on others#I went “!!!!” at the warm and velvety airbrushing on Lucilia#three hundred bonus points for the carabiner!#Vasco looks absolutely precious in all of these#extra cheeky#and I'm obsessed with the Saint Machete#I've been collecting eastern orthodox icons since I was a kid and the visual look is so distinct#it was mind boggling to see to say the least#the way you stylized their noses and Machete's ears is so unique I love those details#thank you so much! I feel well fed#gift art#aliceptiche#Machete#Vasco#Ludovica#own characters#Machete has the body shape of a closed umbrella#please I'm begging you... if you ever happen to make any art of my characters let me see as well#I will eat it out of your hands like a baby deer
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Shattered Bay Part 7!
[Masterlist]
#transformers#maccadam#shattered glass#jazz#goldbug#bumblebee#ratchet#ironhide#shattered bay#woo! only three or four parts left to go baby!!#probably wont be a point five this time just cuz it would spoil a surprise i have coming#but finally its done
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I want more Dad!Tim stuff. (And once again a deaged Danny and Ellie idea)
So let's go do that.
So you know those DPxDC AUs where Tim makes a deal with either Clockwork or Danny to carry Ellie? Or Tim is a reborn Danny whose carrying Ellie instead (love these first btw) in order to get Bruce out of the time stream.
Well what about instead of just Ellie, it's both her and Danny.
Danny and Ellie who were badly hurt by the GIW that they both had to revert into their cores. They are saved by their friends/family and are taken to Frostbite. There they are monitored and looked after only until they can finally the reform but they run into a problem. The two can't return to their home dimension due to the GIW activity and they cant stay to long in the Infinite Realms cause they are still halfas. Then one day CW appears to speak with Frostbite over something important about the two.
Meanwhile in the DCverse.
Tim might have figured a way to save Bruce from the timestream. A being known as Clockwork might be able to help him if he manages to summon the powerful 'Ancient'.
However he knows summoning and requesting it's help he will have to pay a price.
If it means getting Bruce back he'll do it...
#danny phantom#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny fenton#crossover#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#de aged danny#de aged ellie#Btw Tim doesnt have to 'carry' them with his body#leaving that up to whoever wants to write it#he could just be taking care of their cores until they reform into babies/toddlers#again leaving it open#i'm not picky#Tim keeps this whole thing a secret btw#Mostly cause he doesn't want Ra's to target them if he finds out during his 'i'm going to take everything Bruce holds dear as revenge'#Once he takes care of Ra's plan. Takes over as CEO for WE. And gets Bruce back...#Tim suddenly goes silent and disappears from everyone radar for a few months#Then he just shows up to a broad meeting with not one but two identical babies#one on the front and other in the back#and just carries onto the meeting like its no big deal#Tim refuses to answers any questions about them#Tim somehow is a GREAT dad#given his history with parental figures even he's surprised#Danny and Ellie are just there. No thoughts head empty but just comfy with their new dad.#The rest of the Batfam have to deal with their feelings and finding things out. Mainly how they treated Tim and stuff.#If they EVER wanna be in the same room as their niece and nephew
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Transmigrator Baby binghe and Broke single dad author
#svsss#airplane bro#airplane shooting towards the sky#scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#shang qinghua#luo binghe#i have more i want to draw about them so im going to tage this au this ->#Surprise! Your protagonist baby au#i dont know how but Imagine baby Binghe jusy plopped into the modern world#and Shang Qinghua immediately knowing oh my god thats Luo Binghe LUO BINGHE THE PROTAGONIST FROM MY STORY? AS A BABY? WAIT I MADE HIM#i MADE HIM AS A STORY WHYNISNHE REAL I CANT BE A REAL FATHER HELP#i just think modern airplane trying to take care of a baby demon would be so...so funny#he's going to try his BEST#nibbelraz#my art
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Hear me out: Demon Batfam but Bruce gets them as babies because people won't stop trying to sacrifice their children and he is So Tired
And it is semi-early Batman Bruce too.
#my art#demon batfam#batman au#fuck ur bullshit (found familys ur monsters) project#dc#dcu#batman#battinson#cryptid batfam#cryptid batfamily#cryptid batman#demons#baby batkids#cassandra cain#dick grayson#jason todd#duke thomas#tim drake#stephanie brown#random thing but their skin all looks corpse-like and blue-tinted#it's gotham is anyone surprised#sketch#because i didn't color it or anything lol#let him sleep
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despite, despite, despite!!
#mine#original#fun fact when i first started colouring this i like couldnt remember what th trans flag looked like#i just like. did it then was like . hmm. that is the flag of slovakia i think#anyway#i missed tdov by a mile but. hello#i missed th day bc i was at my bfs house. thats t4t love baby#i hope u hve all had a good easter!!#thank u to everyone who inquired abt commissions i am surprised abt th amount of interest!!#when this batch is done i will open more. will probably b a regular thing :3#i will now do exercise and have a bath i thinky#i need to make myself read this book...im so not use to horror anytime i read anything remotely unsettling im like oohoohohohmmhhmm n#dont read for like. 4 days#ive read like 200 pages in 10 days KSFBSBJ get a GRIP#anyway. good evening
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you like to walk a little too close to the edge. so do you.
#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#luca baby don’t be surprised! we’re both crows!#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv spoilers#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#dav spoilers#da4 spoilers#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#da:tv spoilers#da:v spoilers#dragon age spoilers#datv#galiedits#dragon age edit
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Reader knitting baby gloves, hats or little baby vests without telling anything to them. And when they get suspicious that the reader wants a baby or something they learn that the reader's sister is going to give birth and all those are just a preparation for the new coming baby. Their reactions?
“Welcome, little one”
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You sat quietly by the window, the soft click of knitting needles filling the otherwise peaceful room. Every now and then, you’d glance at the pattern, the yarn slipping through your fingers effortlessly as you focused on the tiny baby gloves in your lap. Your mind was calm, focused on the task, though you couldn’t help but smile as you imagined the little hands that would soon wear these gloves.
Sunday walked in quietly, his eyes flickering to the delicate, almost ethereal gloves. “I’ve noticed these,” he said in his usual, composed voice, pausing a few steps away from you. “You’ve been spending an awful lot of time on these… but why?” He tilted his head slightly, his gaze never leaving the tiny gloves.
You glanced up, a small smile tugging at your lips. “It’s nothing. Just a little project.”
He raised an eyebrow, his wings shifting subtly behind him. “It doesn’t look like nothing. Is it for us? Or perhaps…” His eyes narrowed slightly, considering a possibility. "You wish for us to have a child?”
You shook your head with a soft chuckle, setting the gloves aside. "Oh no, it’s not for us. It's for my sister. She’s expecting a baby soon, and I wanted to help out.”
Sunday’s expression softened as he stepped closer, concern and curiosity mixing in his gaze. “Ah, your sister. I see now. A new life to protect, and you’re preparing for it with such dedication. I suppose this isn’t the first time you’ve knitted things for her?”
You nodded, feeling a wave of warmth from his understanding. “No, I’ve done this for her before.”
His serious expression was replaced with a small smile, his eyes almost glowing. "You’re always so considerate for your loved ones. It’s clear you will be a great aunt/uncle."
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Aventurine, as always, entered the room with an effortless confidence, his eyes immediately drawn to the delicate baby vest you were knitting. He raised an eyebrow, clearly intrigued. “Is this your work? I must say, I didn’t expect you to take up something so… cozy.” He leaned against the doorframe, his eyes following the rhythmic movements of your hands.
You didn’t look up, but you offered a quiet hum in acknowledgment. “Hmm, it’s a hobby.”
“Mm,” he replied, stepping closer with that teasing smile of his, his hands resting in his pockets. “A hobby, you say? And is this hobby preparation for… a little one? You’ve been knitting baby clothes for quite some time now. Are you telling me something, sweetheart?”
You paused for a moment, looking up to meet his playful yet searching gaze. You could see the wheels turning in his mind, and a small smirk played on his lips as he waited for an answer.
“No, it’s not like that,” you replied, a soft chuckle escaping your lips. “It’s for my sister. She’s expecting, and I’m helping her get ready for the baby.”
Aventurine’s expression shifted from playful to surprised, his smirk faltering for a moment. He raised an eyebrow, trying to process. “Your sister, huh? Well, that makes more sense. I had a feeling you weren’t planning on bringing a baby into the picture just yet…”
You smiled at his teasing, grateful for the lightheartedness he brought. “Not yet, no. But I’m sure my sister would appreciate the help.”
“Very considerate of you, as always,” he said with a softer tone, his eyes gleaming with admiration. “I suppose I’ll just have to wait for the next exciting news, then.” He winked at you, leaning in slightly. “But if you ever change your mind… I’ll be more than ready to play the role of doting uncle.”
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You were hunched over your work, carefully weaving the yarn to form a small, intricate baby hat. The rhythmic motion of your hands was calming, and the thought of the new life that would soon enter the world filled you with warmth. But as you pulled the final stitches together, you couldn’t help but notice Ratio standing nearby, his sharp gaze fixed on the tiny hat in your hands.
“Ahem,” he cleared his throat, startling you slightly as he crossed his arms over his chest. “You’ve been quite… diligent in your knitting lately. I must say, I didn’t take you for someone so invested in these… trivial pursuits.”
You chuckled softly, lifting your gaze to meet his slightly raised brow. “It’s not trivial. I’m making this for my sister. She’s about to have a baby.”
Ratio’s eyes flickered with interest, and though he didn’t show it, there was a shift in his expression. “A baby?” His tone was more thoughtful now. “Ah, I see. You are preparing for a new life. How fascinating.”
You nodded, your fingers still working the yarn. “Yes, she’s due soon. I’ve been helping her get ready.”
He stepped closer, a subtle curiosity in his voice as he observed the delicate details in your knitting. “I see. This is rather meticulous work. A fitting way to show affection. I had assumed you had other reasons for such actions… Perhaps even to prepare for something… personal?” He raised an eyebrow, a touch of skepticism creeping into his tone.
You laughed at his suspicion, shaking your head. “No, it’s nothing like that. It’s just for my sister. A little extra help from me.”
Ratio’s expression softened, a rare hint of genuine warmth in his gaze. “I see. I apologize for my assumptions. I suppose I misjudged the situation. You are indeed a person of thoughtful consideration.” He gave a small nod of respect. “May your sister’s child be blessed with wisdom and a strong mind.”
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Blade stood in the doorway, his red eyes sharp as he watched you knit a tiny baby vest. It was an odd sight, especially when considering the life he led, and for a moment, the cold edge of his gaze softened as his mind raced with possibilities. His quiet steps took him closer, his voice low as he finally spoke.
“You’ve been knitting a lot lately. That’s not like you,” he remarked, his tone just as sharp as usual, but with a hint of curiosity beneath the surface. “Is there something you’re not telling me?”
You looked up, raising an eyebrow at his directness. “It’s nothing. Just a little project.”
Blade’s eyes flickered toward the baby vest in your hands, a faint frown forming on his lips. “This doesn’t look like something you’d do for yourself,” he commented, his voice uncharacteristically thoughtful. “Are you preparing for something… or someone?”
You paused, setting the vest down and meeting his gaze. “It’s not for me. It’s for my sister. She’s expecting a baby soon, and I’m helping her get ready.”
There was a brief moment of silence, and then Blade gave a quiet, almost imperceptible nod. “Ah. Your sister.” His expression softened ever so slightly, and for a moment, you could see a flicker of warmth in his eyes that wasn’t there before. “I see. I suppose that’s… good. For her.”
The words were simple, but the underlying sentiment was there—something rare for Blade. You smiled, knowing that despite his dark and fractured past, he was capable of caring in his own way.
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Dan Heng walked into the room quietly, his eyes briefly scanning the contents before landing on the small baby vest you were knitting. His expression remained neutral, but there was a glimmer of suspicion in his eyes as he looked at you. “You’ve been knitting a lot lately,” he commented, his voice calm but his gaze lingering on the tiny clothing you were making.
You looked up from your work, offering him a small smile. “It’s nothing, just a hobby.”
Dan Heng’s brow furrowed slightly. “It doesn’t look like nothing. Is this… for us?”
You chuckled softly, shaking your head. “No, it’s not for us. It’s for my sister. She’s expecting a baby soon, and I’m helping her prepare.”
Dan Heng blinked, surprised. “Ah, your sister. I see now.” His tone softened, a small smile tugging at the corner of his lips as he glanced at the delicate item in your hands. “I didn’t know you were expecting to become an aunt/uncle.”
You shrugged lightly, feeling the warmth of his unexpected reaction. “I’m not, but I’m happy to help.”
Dan Heng looked at you for a moment longer, as if weighing something in his mind, before his lips curved into a rare, genuine smile. “That’s kind of you. I’m sure your sister will appreciate it.”
His words were quiet but sincere, and in that brief moment, you felt the bond between you deepen.
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#honkai star rail#hsr#x reader#honkai star rail x reader#hsr x reader#hsr aventurine#aventurine x reader#aventurine x you#hsr aventurine x reader#sunday hsr#sunday x reader#hsr sunday#blade x y/n#blade honkai#dan heng honkai star rail#dan heng x you#dan heng x reader#veritas ratio x reader#hsr ratio x reader#ratio x you#ratio x reader#hsr sunday x reader#blade x reader#hsr dan heng x reader#fluff#sunday#baby#lol surprise
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The first night was rough. Lot of up and downs! Very emotional!
Bonus! Five Minutes Later:
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#gravity falls#billford#non euclidean geometry au#they should not be parents#bill cipher#ford pines#pyramid steve#comic#my art#unexpected pregnancy#like really unexpected#instababy unexpected#bill's first instinct to surprise is murder#the only actual baby murdering is reserved for time baby#it's ok#he's a very emotional triangle#just needed a second to get the scent#some skin to skin feedback#eye contact is very important#is reverse imprinting a thing#if anything happens to baby pyramid steve i will kill everyone and then myself#said bill probably#nightmare realm is like the WORST bachelor pad#makes ford's single scientist shack look downright livable
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personally, I think for moshang baby trapping I don't even think they had sex for the baby trapping. I think mbj just walked in and said he was pregnant and told sqh the kid was his and sqh filled in the blanks with wifeplot and weird mpreg artifacts and did not think twice on it because he's sleep deprived and at this point just rolls with this shit. We're already in this deep. Sure we stood in front of the magic mpreg mirror and ate some fruit or something and now I'm a father on top of overworked; just throw more synonyms for exhaustion at me and we'll add them in. What's more.
There's already a baby in there might as well get hot sex before i die. Really though Mobei-Jun needs like one more ingredient in his mpreg plot contrivance and it's Shang Qinghua to confess his love and manages to get that before the end of his first trimester through hard work and emotional honesty and becomes magic pregnant. So Mobei-Jun completes his ass backwards plan so he can ride that dick hard enough to get a perfect A+ in pregnancy and banks on the fact that Shang Qinghua doesn't know enough about this to notice the timeline is off
#svsss#svsss shitpost#shang qinghua#mobei jun#scum villain self saving system#moshang#sqh: your pregnant and i'm the father? i guess that checks he says before returning to 20 papers that need to go out by noon#sqq who absolutely would never fall for this tells him how he feel for an obvious baby trapping years later#sqh just looks at him and says 'you both literally got a magical pregnancy tramp stamp knew it was a pregnancy tramp stamp and then got...'#'..surprise pikachued by your own dual pregnancy! you do not get to judge me for just taking the baby as facts bro'
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