#superweirdo

[blujayonthewing]

... sorry is. is this. are they saying this is a baby toy that is. thyme flavored

[theicequeen623ggg]

I added a small doddle of my OCs beside it because the kawaii one is my oc and I wanted her reaction to go with it!

[melonae]

Im so Befuddled at why people see Elliott as a r/pist, Misogynist or Literal villain in disguise like GOD FORBID SOMEONE USE A FANCIER DIALECT!!! AND BE AWKWARD!! NEVROUS EVEN!! DARE I SAY NEURODIVERGENT…!!!..?!!?!:!;!!:!

I’m not saying. And I said this LONGBBEFORE. you can’t Dislike Elliott, by GOD that’s beyond fine!!!! I love you anyways!! but what makes my gears Grind Is how people so COMMONLY characterize him because he gets upset when you divorce him and THE BOAT SCENE WHICH HAPPENS WHEN YOU BECOME HIS PARTNER!!1!1!!!

He understands BOUNDARIES in fact he RESPECTS them He is jsut some GUY he probably lacks SOCIAL AWARENESS AND THATs NOT SOMETHING THAT ENTAILS #SUPERWEIRDO BEHAVIOR PLEASEEEEE!!!!

[val-victory]

Bit, are there any unused pokeballs around? I wanna see what happens if you catch her

[A Video is posted as a Response]

[Val is lazily sitting under the Kotatsu trying out the new Tablet Pen. Schkrinkel is sitting to her right, and Sense is sitting on the Sofa behind them.]

[Bit is seen stealthily floating by the high Ceiling. nobody has noticed it yet. A Luxury Ball is balanced on it's Nose.]

[Bit Drops the Ball exactly above Val, it soars through the Air. Sense catches it without even looking at it. The Ball now rests besides him. Nobody has noticed a Thing, and they go on with their lazying.

[Piper enters the Room and cleans up the Ball without saying anything.]

i tried. but as long as that mentally ill superweirdo is protecting victoria i won't be able to test if pokeballs can catch her.

[modcrnspirits]

“You’ve been a bad boy” [from either top!javier or miguel / any younger muse]

smut sentence starters.

The words came out of his mouth as soon as he turned on the lights on the living room to see Ben standing there, still in his tight special uniform. "Straight home, you wrote me. Now, which one was it this time? Bank robbery? Or some new superweirdo?" He crossed his arm and despite the words, he had a small smile on his lips. By then he couldn't even be angry with Ben anymore. In a twisted way, he was always fearful but proud. Still, these things always gave him a good excuse for roughing the boy up a bit in his bed. "Come on, tell me. It may save your ass from a hard punishment."

[ulfie-by-osmosis]

growing up, if your favourite bit from tinkle was superweirdos there is absolutely zero chance you’re not queer.

[dickbagshasthoughts]

Yeah y’know what, i just figured out my ideal steddie dynamic. It’s very similar to (bear with me) malcolm and edrisa from prodigal son. Not 1-1, obviously, but the confident, handsome bisexual weirdo who’s a little more comfortable with violence than the average person and a total masochist, and the exiteable, chatty, mildly-offputting, nerdy superweirdo with strange interests and a surprising dominant streak is just. Chefs kiss. I love it.

[obscuremarvelmuses]

emmatriarchy​:

Nina found herself liking her current companion. She didn’t anticipate that when Carmilla accosted her moments before and started talking about her DNA. She wasn’t sure that the green haired woman saw her, but she had shot a text to her uncle to let him know where she went and why early in their trip to the base.

If Nina went missing, she wanted him to bring his monster friends and storm the facility, destroying anything and everything that resembled a Nina clone.

“A Morlock is like an underground mutant. Those hiding from humans for fear of persecution. The ugly ones, usually.” She explained ever so casually. She only knew of them because Monstropolis was built on the ruins of the Morlock settlement, deep in New York underground. “They got massacred some years back.”

The slowing and stopping of the car made Nina sit up straighter, keen eyes checking the disturbance beyond the hood of the car. “Uh, that’s weird,” she barely had the time to chime in before they charged, an eyebrow quirked.

“Can your car withstand the attack?” she screeched when the first sheep threw itself at the windshield. If need be, Nina could turn to mist like any old vampire and slip out of the car to defend.

Those sheep looked delicious. Carnivorous and omnivorous beasts had the blood resembling the most the one of humans. Not equally tasty, but close.

Wow, that sucked. Wait, no, that sounded flippant even in her head. Carmilla wasn’t an activist or anything, but she had nothing against mutants. She thought it was kinda weird to, at least if you had nothing against. . . people like her, or Nina, or any other brand of superweirdo. There was, of course, more nuance to the mutant issue, and the people who did have something against them probably also would have something against Nina and Carmilla, but Carmilla was nineteen and not a philosopher, ok? She just thought maybe you shouldn’t be dicks to people who weren’t dicks to you. And it sounded to her like the Morlocks had just been minding their own damn business down in the sewers because everyone else was a dick to them--- And that was probably what she would have said if the sheep hadn’t turned up the next second. That took all her focus straight to them as they began to batter their woolly bodies against the vehicle. “I think so? I don’t know---Khanata said it would stand up to a tank, so a buncha sheep probably won’t---WHOA! Yeah, see?” A ram the size of a bull had just plowed through its fellows and plunged its might cloven hooves down upon the windshield. . .which didn’t so much as splinter, let alone shatter. “I think the problem is going to be getting by them is all. Listen, uh. . .can you be a wolf any time you want?” She didn’t like the idea of hurting innocent animals, but there were SO MANY and they kept pressing in. Maybe Nina could scare them off so she wouldn’t have to run them over.

“Yeah, so I’ve heard. White wolf, right?” Honestly, Carmilla thought that sounded pretty. But she also thought it was probably less so when it was chewing your face off. “I can get that,” she said regarding not wanting to be in a cage, not any part of her. She didn’t elaborate, they weren’t suddenly besties or anything, but. . .she did get it. She’d been terrified of her mother trying to do exactly that to her. Not a cage with bars, but one of chemicals, planted inside her body like a bomb. A bomb that went off when she was sixteen, trying to ensnare her brain, imprison her personality, put her free will in a cage for KEEPS. And it would have too, if her mutation hadn’t surfaced to counteract it. She’d hated it then. She hadn’t known it had saved her. Only that it had killed her boyfriend when it discharged. Mixed feelings now, basically. She had those about a lot of things she only used to love or hate, since she found out all these new truths. Truths that all went back to Monica. The city began to get sparser and sparser, the buildings fewer and farther between, not to mention older or more battered, in disrepair. They were reaching the outskirts. “What’s a Morlock? And yeah, I think I would. Sounds like she’d be a good person to know. Kinda wish I’d been sent to ask her along too. Zero offense to you, but I feel like we’re gonna need everyone we could get. Actually—that’s a compliment, considering it’s got your DNA, huh?” They were getting into the desert now. Whether the conversation continued or not, time did. And, they came upon a whole lot of signs saying this was private property, testing grounds, etc. They passed them. They passed them, and right through fences of wood, metal, barbed wire, and so on. The car was built for that. Didn’t even slow down. But what did stop Carmilla was. . . Sheep. A lot of them. Like, a lot a lot. “Damn it,” Carmilla grumped. The sea of woolly bodies were blocking the car completely, no way around, and she didn’t want to run them over. She tried the horn, hoping to scare them out of her path. It did get their attention, at least. Which, Carmilla realized, might not be a good thing, as they all turned their snow-white heads towards the car in unison. . .their eyes red. . .their mouths opening to reveal teeth that didn’t belong in any herbivore. . . And then they ALL began to CHARGE.

[sense-not-given]

Super Weirdo T-Shirt

[etirabys]

anyway the thing about the Scholomance series is that I’ve gone into those weird fugues that afflicts us all from time to time and my great passion is to write a Gwen Higgins/Ophelia Rhys-Lake fic. These are the moms of the two teenage leads who are the series’ main ship. The protagonist talks a fair bit about her mom Gwen, a talented healer and hippie who is dirt poor because she won’t take any money for her services and gave her superweirdo daughter a wonderful and loving childhood, and we know nothing about Orion’s mom Ophelia except that she’s a magical world bigwig who heads its most powerful enclave, and had a fair bit of trouble giving her superweirdo son a wonderful and loving childhood. I think they should meet up after reports come out of the school that their kids are ??? getting together ???, be extremely mad (Ophelia) that her son is by all accounts madly in love with a weirdo freak, and also be extremely mad (Ophelia) that the weirdo freak girl’s mom is this pretty, talented lady who has none of the life success Ophelia has struggled so hard to attain but is somehow much happier than she is and has succeeded in a parental role to a degree that Ophelia didn’t know was possible when your kid is That Fucking Weird.

[karazor--el]

#Repost @chy_leigh This guy ... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤖 Thanks for being equally weird @jesse_rath #superweirdos https://www.instagram.com/p/B2M_qexiH_3/?igshid=1fzjr3dxuo1ec

[narraboths]

chy_leigh This guy ... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤖 Thanks for being equally weird @jesse_rath #superweirdos

[chylerleighupdates]

chy_leigh : This guy ... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤖 Thanks for being equally weird jesse_rath #superweirdos

[tagedeszorns]

Well .... he fit's the pattern.

Fucking weirdo. Fucking glorious weirdo.

blorbo prototype quiz. here’s your blorbo

hi do you want to know who is your comfort character. there are seven results i promise they are fun

[marysocontrary1]

chy_leigh

This guy ... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤖 Thanks for being equally weird @jesse_rath

#superweirdos