#superjail theory

[dr-malice]

Warden from superjail theory time

Warden quite literally has a small penis for a reason, its to represent his mindset and where he is stunted at from when he took over the prison, and nobody be talkin about that

I be thinking to hard about that far too often

[nellshi]

Дибилы

[renthesilliestbeing]

What if Jackknife is actually a grunt or has a grunt ancestor

[superjail-opinions]

ok so basically i hc him as being schizoaffective and im totally not saying that because i project myself onto the warden and that i kin the warden

GASPPPP ANOTHER WARDEN KINNIE

but yeah,, i could definitely see him as schizoaffective (or at the very least some other flavour of neurodivergent) because the warden is so fundamentally different from his coworkers/peers,,, everything down to his mannerisms and his speech patterns is so distinctly not normal (tm). granted i'm not schizospec/psychotic so take it with a bucket of salt

[lab-rat-damien]

hey uhhhh im new to tumblr so. lemme introduce myself.

i’m damien / lucifer.

14.

i go by He/xe/they/it pronouns. He is preferred. capitalize the H. im your lord.

i mostly downloaded this app cuz i wanted to vent and have friends to support me.

facts about me.

- i have a god complex, i’m getting the help i need from my friend. (funding my therapy.)

- i also have delusions, delusional attachments/misidentifications, and parasocial delusions.

- i’m damien thorn and kokichi ouma irl.

- i kin light yagami, not irl.

- i’m a hyena therian.

- i am a black rat therian.

- i like dark humor.

- i like conspiracy theories.

- i’m a darkshipper/comshipper. NOT A PROSHIPPER, just a sucker for toxic yaoi.

- proship is fine tho, just not for me tbh.

dni list.

- anti south park.

- anti-shippers.

- homophobes/transphobes. pfft, i could make you gay if i really wanted to, don’t you understand IM GOD? *giggles.*

- preppy people. we just don’t get along.

- people that insult me. kneel before me, fool.

interests.

- south park

- hell park

- danganronpa

- death note

- boyfriends (webtoon.. it’s good i promise 😭)

- moral orel

- superjail

- smiling friends

- ICP

- slipknot

- falling in reverse

- korn

that’s all. enjoy my blog, fools.

[megzscribbleznwordz]

Hi!!, I hope your having an amazing day!

May I request twins from superjail x twins reader(s)?

Basically the reader(s) are a pair of twins as well. I think it would be kinda funny to see the twins reaction to seeing human twins lol

Thank you if you accept this request! Take care!

This is actually very fun, I never really considered this idea before. It was very fun to write for!

The Twins

I feel like they don’t realize that humans also have multi-child births. I mean, according to Canon, they’re not humans. Running with that theory, they probably think that being a ‘Twin’ is a species, rather than referring to a situation one can be born in

So to be faced with a pair of humans who completely and perfectly mirror each other, just as they do themselves? At first, it’s very intirgueing to them. There’s definitely a few questions, multiple relating to their species and possible life events of such

Once the concept is explained to them, they’re very eager about it! It’s another facet they can use to bond with their partner(s)...something they can relate to nobody but their partner(s) with!

Dates are a whole planned outing. They love the idea of dating a pair of twins. No taking turns taking their partner on dates; no need to ‘share’ one person

The biggest thing they love about it? They feel understood. Life experiences and relationships, even on a non-romantic level, can differ very strongly dependent on somebody’s sibling situation.

The life of being a twin is vastly different than that of somebody who isn’t, and they feel that their partner(s), as a set of twins, can understand them more than anybody and vice versa.

[adultswim2021]

Childrens Hospital #2: “Listen Up People/Life Is Hard” (aka “Monkeys, That's What We Are”) | July 18, 2010 - 10:30PM | S01E02

Okay so, in this one the following things happen: 

Lola is thought to have a rude-ass brain tumor even though she is constantly clearing up that she doesn’t, and that it was a lie she briefly told once. Chief uses meeting time to do what sounds like a nightclub act about rude waiters. Ed Helms sticks his tongue out (nasty). 

I laughed at the one scene between the Bacon and Eggs guy (I forget his name, you know, mustache guy) and Ken Marino, who is being badgered for his recent spat of incompetence (including giving an 11 month old breast implants). Him brushing off the fact that he put a newborn baby in the garbage was simply because he’s a “neat freak” really got me. They also continue the trend of him historically getting things about 9/11 wrong. I smiled!

The Commercial that separates the two webisode parts includes Chris Elliott pitching a thing called Nutricai. The ad itself has enough humor in it to pass some kind of sniff test, but this seems like a real ad kinda? Was Nutricai a real thing? The idea of the product being a joke is not apparent at all to me. The only reason I’m not that sure is because I think they called this back in some way during Eagleheart season one, so maybe that’s all it’s meant to be. I truly don’t know.  

The next chunk features the first reference to the Hospital being in Brazil, despite not having anything in the show to make that apparent. We are also introduced to Nick Kroll as a child with advanced aging disease. He wants a dinosaur doctor, but alas, he’ll have to settle for Lake Bell, who falls in love with him upon seeing him, not knowing that he’s a child. 

I can not talk about Nick Kroll without talking about the insane woman who used to brigade message boards with conspiracy theories about how his father was in the CIA and he used government connections to make him become a big comedy star. These people also allege that Tig is somehow involved in this and that she faked having cancer. Actually, I don’t have to talk about this if I don’t want to. Old news! Still, I consider my blog to be THE blog of record, so I’m glad I mentioned those guys. I think it was two women. I think they were both equally weird. 

Speaking of being weird, the clown guy on the show continues to be weird. 

Lake Bell, in love with Nick Kroll? AS IF

EPHEMERA CORNER:

Jonathan's Burger King "Have It Your Way" Lineup (July 16, 2010)

You gotta hand it to Jonathan. He did it. Here’s his line-up. Not sure why there’s one episode of Bleach in there, but no other anime. Maybe he has a sister who needed that episode on tape. Also you'll notice that "Dumber Dolls" and the end-of-block Home Movies are not displayed as being part of his schedule in the above bump, and also they typo'd Home Movies as being a 15 minute show. Whoopsie daisy, dickheads.

10:00PM: King of the Hill: Born Again on the Fourth of July

10:30PM: Moral Orel: Numb

10:45PM: Moral Orel: Grounded

11:00PM: Metalocalypse: Dethrelease

11:30PM: Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Rabbot Redux

11:45PM: Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The Shaving

12:00AM: The Venture Bros.: Ice Station Impossible

12:30AM: Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil: Temptasia

12:45AM: Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil: Satan's School for Girls

1:00AM: The Mighty Boosh: Nanageddon

1:30AM: Superjail!: Bunny Love

1:45AM: Home Movies: Shore Leave

2:15AM: Bleach: Episode 166

2:45AM: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

4:45AM: Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Dumber Dolls

5:30AM: Home Movies: The Heart Smashers

(schedule stolen from swimpedia.org)

MAIL BAG:

No Mail Bag today, there is too much bull shit going on with my life. Okay maybe one:

is it true you started an SNL blog? I would like to read what you have to say about the bumblebees or those bad jim henson muppets.

I do not have an SNL blog, but I DO have a few SNL... documents... on my computer.

Okay, I'll do one more (the only other one I have):

Childrens Hospital star Megan Mulally has been the voice of Sarah Wiggum on the hit series The Simpsons since 2021. Any thoughts on her star performance?

I'm sorry, but this is simply the wrong blog to be discussing this stuff. I think I saw that episode though. it was weird, they did a lotta weird stuff on that show.

[szkin-art]

very mixed feelings about the ending of gwitch. Overall I can say I enjoyed the show as a whole a ton, and still think it’s really strong, but the conclusion wasn’t what I wanted. More under the cut.

Gundam Witch from Mercury Episode 24 Spoilers!

I’m glad they didn’t magically resolve the entire central conflict of the setting. The Bennerit Group is gone (good) but Earthian-Spacian inequality isn’t going to go away after just three years, and all those assets *can* just be bought up by Spacians again. If we get a sequel series ala Zeta, this is a clear hook.

We get a brief sketch of how gund-tech has proliferated in the epilogue - Petra’s legs, the nape commlinks Suletta and Miorine have, and so on. All fine, though I still hope we eventually get something set in AS that explores the transhumanist potential that’s hinted at in the Prologue, even if its just a manga or something.

Suletta and Miorine are explicitly married. They are more explicitly a couple than most straights in Gundam. On the other hand, in a show so uniquely focused on their relationship, it feels like a copout to not have a properly romantic conclusion. Let them kiss Sunrise.

Eri becoming a gay keychain is very funny.

Nika’s gay ass haircut singlehandedly carrying half this epilogue for me. I wish we got more of Earth House.

El5n doing his little hiking expedition emotionally destroys me after recently finishing 00.

Guel’s epilogue scene is funny, but I maintain they fundamentally botched his character. After the One earth episode, they pretty much hit the brakes and rolled his entire arc back. Spacian Capitalism and Parental Abuse is Fine Actually, but at least he respects women now.

Shaddiq is just getting sentenced to death or SuperJail or something now? Idk. He feels like such a wasted character to me. Biggest case of “why is this plot in the show if you never intended to do something with it”. I’m glad his mean girl squad are out and thriving.

Idk - the ending feels a bit like an anime that was given a set amount of episodes and then abruptly cancelled near the end. Yet S1 was paced perfectly and we already knew the show would have 24 episodes back then. So I’m genuinely mystified by how this happened and what decisions were taking place behind the scenes. Did they expect a third season and just not get it? That feels kinda insane given how well the show did.

I think with how much they’ve left open, there’s absolutely room for a movie or a new AS show with a different protagonist, but Suletta as a protagonist has definitely concluded her arc. Mind you, it’s satisfying and well done (but also SUNRISE, LET THEM KISS YOU COWARDS)

Above all though - it’s been extremely fun watching the show from week to week, sharing theories, art, opinions and everything else with other fans. It was my first time watching a Gundam series as it aired, and the show will be irrevocably special to me for that reason alone.

[snail-is-not-here]

Introduction post!!

HEYAAA!!!!! My name is Roxie and welcome to my Duckverse related blog!!! My another one blog for other fandoms is @roxie-the-slug. I am from Ukraine and English is not my native language, so please understand if i make any grammatical mistakes X') (I can be seem to write slowly just because i reread everything after typing a single word because of fear to say something gramaticaly incorrect loll).

Current fandoms (besides Duckverse) are JTHM, Invader Zim, Garfield, Scott Pilgrim, Futurama, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (I'm OBSESSED with this one), Monster High and Good Omens.

Fandoms i am not active in but would like to talk about are Kirby, South Park, Superjail!, Moral Orel, Dexter, Big Bang Theory, Re-Animator and Death Jr.

Thanks for reading c:

[dr-malice]

I honestly believe that superjail is purgatory

Warden has several different routes on what he could be, and I still need to do more research when it comes to that, but the best thing I've found so far is Abaddon the angel of the abyss, though as said I need to do more research

Here is a tiny tid bit of research, which would fit well for jailbot and the description of superjail

So while the evidence is loose, I could definitely see the creators loosely inspiring superjail off of purgatory

Another character role, that I'm still unsure of who it fits with but I'm more leaning towards the doctor with this role Primarily due to his ties to being an ex nazi scientist, since a lot unalived themselves during this time period, though, wouldn't work due to the lives lost during his work, but same could apply to the fact Cato was a military general, so either way lives were lost Though, this wouldn't work if the doctor was inspired off of Joseph Mengele, since he faked his death Which would make sense to a degree to the both of them looking (somewhat) similar, although Mengele was also called the angel of death, so who knows it could go both ways and I may just be looking too deep into it

But, there still leaves alice, and Jared, and then the flip side so ultraprison, but that's the same just for afabs just depends on who represents what. Though, they would more than likely represent a demon rather than a middle man

The doctor I think would be Cato due to being a middle man, and not really a prominent character, besides the couple of episodes, such as when he has certain words of advice which is a lot more than the rest of the characters are able to give (even if morally skewed at times, such as mayhem doner)

So imma update this thread when I have more evidence I just wanted to share this publically and get peoples ideas (also, I'm thinking that the twins may be fallen angels of some sort)

long story short, its not THE purgatory, but definitely a varient

[calithecretin]

(Updated as of August 2023)

Hello to whoever’s reading this!

I am a 19 year old female artist, AMV creator, and occasional fanfic writer (she/they). Drawing has always brought me immense comfort and is by far my favorite hobby. I am also queer (pan and demiromantic) and Christian. Any kind of support, from likes to revolve to follows to even just a nice comment, is super welcome!

MAIN INTERESTS: Superjail!, Postal, Clone High, DHMIS, FNAF, Deltarune, NITW, The Big Bang Theory, dinosaurs, cats, horror, the pink panther, rock music, US history from 1890s-1990s

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And ofc with all of these credit me as the OG creator

Welp, that’s all! :)

[superjail-opinions]

Hihi, just here to drop one of my long theories :)

**My theory when it comes to Wardens age** starts off with the background and context clues often provided in wardens younger years. As well as clues when it comes to Pauls age which I will elaborate more on later. Starting off, I believe Warden was born roughly around 1942, this is due to multiple smaller details. Starting off with clothing, Warden has worn a pin hat which went into production in 1948. Which would make sense even after wardens fathers death, due to the implication Jarum was the one taking the photos of warden, which we see in the episode “Ghosts”. Jarum, Is also seen wearing arm garters, these had spiked in popularity once more in the 1920s-1940s they went out of fashion way before the 60s. Another hint

towards the times was the fact Wardens father had an oppression award on his wall, Along side that warden had legos, due to legos coming out in 1947, meaning warden was roughly 5 when his father had died. Another hint towards the times was the fact Wardens father had a horse glue factory, which had started to become less and less from the 1920s-1960s. Another thing that comes to mind is when Warden uses the term “Mogul” which is often used to describe someone who had ran a large business from the late 19th century to the early 20th centuries, which can heavily imply that Warden was definitely raised in an earlier time. When we learn that during Bunny Love, we also learn that Warden had to leave the system to start superjail after he had presented his ideas. Meaning he had to of been at least of age to be able to requeset such ideas to a board. If we are going off of him being birthed in 1942, and add roughly 22 years, that would put us in the year 1964, which is highly important to this time line due to When the book “charlie and the chocolate factory” Came out. Which is important due to Warden being based off of Willy Wonka. And one year earlier is when Alcatraz was shut down, which would make sense for a prison to be based off one of the most well known prisons, which would also make sense due to Gary and Bird being based off an inmate that came from Alcatraz.

So, If warden had left the system in 1963, and had to build superjail and arrange everything and add an extra three years for build time of everything, that would place us at superjail year one which we learn in superjail six. We learn this due to everything being 60’s based, specifically due to their clothes but also because skinny is turning 66, And it would make logical sense for the year to also be 66. Placing Warden already at the age of 24 in 1966. In season 1, superjail takes place roughly in 2006-2008, season two takes place in 2011, and season 3 takes place 2012 through 2014, we learn this due to “Oedipus Mess”. Season 4 is quite interesting, if we assume Planet Radio, Burnstoolie Burn, Superhell, The last pack and Jean & Paul & Beefy & Alice, all take place in the same timeline due to the fi/re destroying everything in Superhell, and in the superjail Inquisitor they are still building the prison due to superhell. Although, we do learn that in Superstorm it takes place in 2019. Meaning that is a whole 5 year jump. Placing Warden roughly at 77 in 2019. And 82 in 2024.

**When it comes to The Doctors age** I used alot of knowledge that I already had due to him “Being a young officer during the war” Which we learn in “Vacation”. What is considered a young SS officer during WW2? Well, that is anywhere from the ages of 17-23, If we assume he was at least 18 at the start of the war, and had a training period of 1 ½ years, which is the requirement during then, that would place him at 19/20 in 1941. When the war had ended in 1945 he wouldve been 24 years old. Another reason why I went with the age of 18 was due to the fact he had explained that he has been captured before, Germany had started to go down hill in 1943, and he had explained he had been captured, so it gives a decent solid time line. Season 1, 2006-2008, he would’ve been 86, in Season two he was 90(2011), Season 3-parts of season 4 he was 93, and In superstorm and superjail six he is roughly 98 years old. And Lastly 45 in the flashback in Superjail six.

**Then for when I mentioned Paul**, This is because we find out he was born in 1932, Potentially, this is due to where his birth date was located there was simply just a 32. We learn this in “Sticky Discharge”, which takes place in 2012. And Paul has already been at superjail for an existing 50 years, placing Paul at the year 1962, meaning he was an inmate in Wardens fathers prison aswell as Wardens. But if we subtract 1932 from 2012 and then subtract 50 years from that we learn he went to prison at the age of 30. Placing Paul at 81 years old in 2012, and 88 in 2019, then 93 in 2024.

Anyways, my favorite character is the doctor and I honestly believe he deserves a lot more representation than he gets. (I say as I'm one of the few people who has made fan art of him 💔)

HOLY SHIT!

this is some crazy good analysis, like no joke this is really good. the amount of details you're keeping up with is actually crazy. keep up the good work op!

[ganurath]

My working theory is that spending years in the unregulated superjail wasn't as good for her mental health as she thought it was.

i choose to believe that the reason amy dallon is Like That in ward is because of the simurgh

does it make any sense? no

do i care? also no

[consumed-by-fandom]

This line right here

This little scene/moment raised two questions which I have put an obscene amount of thought into:

1) What language is this? Ozzal and Hunter can both speak English, but it’s only in this moment that we see these two speak this alien language, something we never see the twins or the triplets speak. Is it a formal language? Is it universally known to their species/planet? Because when the twins talk to the triplets, or Ozzal to either of them, it’s in English. So do they not know it, or do they prefer the dialect of English? Or are they all just naturally multilingual and their planet speaks both? This is one of those things that probably shouldn’t be thought about too hard methinks.

2) This line makes me wonder what is defined as “beauty” for Ozzal and I suppose their species. Also if they see anything human as ugly that’s a fucking burn to the twins since they are more or less human in appearance. They definitely ARE NOT once you get into their alien biology, but on the surface they look pretty human. Makes you wonder why they look more human then anyone else in their family though, hmm…

Do with this drivel what you will

[superfan0714]

Ugh, being in a dead fandom is so frustrating! I'd consider Superjail a long-dead fandom. There's nobody to talk about headcanons and theories with, and nobody to roleplay with. Nobody sees your fanart and fanfiction.

When I first joined the fandom in 2017, it was already quite dead. It saw an uptick in activity in 2018 with new people joining the fandom, but most of these new fans had already left the fandom by 2019.

Since then, a few people have joined the Superjail Amino, but their interest usually turns out to be fleeting, not lasting too long in the fandom. The member list on there is mostly comprised of inactive accounts. Sometimes people will start roleplays with you, but they stop responding after a very short time.

Oh, the joys of a dead fandom! The 9 fandom is now more active than the Superjail fandom.

[calpalsworld]

I think The Warden from superjail is Ground 0 of the Chaos God Man Smiling Wearing A Suit trope, but I'm not sure. Which would mean the origin of this whole phenomenon is Willy Wonka, the inspiration of the Warden.... so then the Warden "perfected" the formula and inspired others... such as Black Hat, The Once-ler, and Bill Cipher(humanized)? But I am not entirely sure.

Is there something Im missing here? is my theory correct?