#superjail bird

[cattowersjails]

More SJ dump!

[calithecretin]

HUMAN BIRD⁉️⁉️⁉️ 😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯

(Yes I headcanon bird as female)

[tabootearsyouup]

bird sooso cute it kinda look like a tiktok emoji

[smuby]

i gave cancer socks because i dunno how to draw feet

this episode was sweet, but i don’t think i will ever watch it again. why couldn’t cancer be a reoccurring character huh. why couldn’t we see her around the prison being raised by ash HUH.

[cobalt-punk]

THE BOYS BROKE OUT & HIT DIDNY WORL

The first damn thing they do is make a memorable souvenir photo together.

...I rushed the shit out of the colors. :T

Original photo below the cut (I hope it works):

[violetsees]

A Brief Introduction of the Four Horsemen Generals:

Where do I start with this stupid AU?

It's the Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse but they are generals, ruling four separate powerful countries. It's an AU of Gravity Falls, The Lorax, Villainous, and Superjail!

General War - Black Hat: Bloodthirsty and power hungry, he is the most powerful. He is rude and demanding. He is also very aware and breaks the fourth wall often. His country, Warthorn, is very Victorian, showing Black Hat's like of the 19th century. He sees himself as a king, fueling his narcissistic self. War likes to keep "trophies" from his enemies, whether it be their head, prized possession or person. War finds every single one of the generals and his own forces annoying.

General Conquest - Bill Cipher: His country, MetroChroma, is very futuristic. His country strives to create "happiness." He sees the other generals as pawns, and is secretly working on a plan to overthrow the others to take control of their countries.

General Death - Warden: General Death is still childish and friendly. Death is in love with Famine but he doesn't feel the same way but Death can't take no as an answer so Famine just has to "live" with it now. Eternum, his country, is unpredictable and changes looks often.

General Famine - The Once-ler: His country's, Witherhollow, citizens live in cottages surrounded by dead forests. He is selfish. He is surrounded by riches and delicious food. Although he wishes he could still hear the birds singing and the sound of rushing water at times, profits cloud his vision. He doesn't regret it, though, as it's the most fun he's had in his immortal years.

General Famine is the only human in power. The rest, besides Death's human appearance, are monsters. They have existed since the beginning of time.

Curious? Uh... Ask! Just know, I'm not familiar with Bill Cipher as I have never watched Gravity Falls so he may not be characterized well... I'm basing him on research I've done lol

[Banner art made by me]

[innucentz]

Superjail Convict Headcanons, because Yes. (Part 1, I have so many)

Nicky

Italian

Used to be fluent in Italian as a child but didn't speak it as much as a teenager and mostly forgot it as an adult

Not a dog lover but really cared and loved that dog

Only child, but lived with his cousins, uncles, aunties, grandpa and his single mom

In his mid 30s

He was never IN the mafia but definitely some of his uncles and friends are in the mafia, who were mostly associates and soldiers. He was friends with almost every criminal in NYC (mostly because of his friends and uncles) and still keeps contact with them.

He was a scammer. Used to scam people by being a fake taxi driver and selling fake tickets. He got caught by an undercover cop when he was in the airport, picking up tourist

Always skipped and Didn't pay attention to his class. Definitely cheated in every exam and passed. Was able to graduate High School but never went to College

The arm tattoo is his girlfriend, from Cleveland

Ash Firin

Long lost half brother of Nicky (this Headcanon was from this tumblr user cobalt-punk? I think. Who said that Ash's dad looked similar to Nicky and I really liked that HC, so it stuck with me)

In his mid 20s

Pushed around a lot by his "friends” and forced him to join their crimes because of his speciality in fire

Was caught by Jailbot, after he accidentally burned down the hospital when petting the pony (during s3 ep10). Also he was in that hospital because his friends left him behind and he got beaten up by the guys who were chasing them

Didn't have any extended family to take care of him, after his dad abandoned him.

His love for fire started after the incident in the theater and got his fire powers when he was in superjail (probably because of the twins)

Had a lonely childhood, most of the kids bullied or were scared of him because of his appearance (after the incident in the theater).

Might have set a kid's hair on fire when he was in the orphanage

Lived in the orphanage until he was 18. Was never adopted

Gary Sedi

In his early 40s

Was a serial killer and a librarian (idk he gives me that vibe)

Had a good childhood, never bullied or abused but was super anti social and his only friend was Bird

Lived in a small town during childhood and early adulthood

I think his real voice is soothing and he's able to change the way his voice sounds, before his old warden cuts his tongue. Because i REFUSE to believe that's his real voice

Bird has been with him since he was a kid, given to his parents as a birthday gift

His weakness: When he doesn’t have his glasses on he can’t see shit

Definitely one of the healthiest and well kept inmates. Has his American Psycho routine

Back then, even if he had his tongue and vocal cords he was a very quiet man. He was friendly (maybe not sincere) to people and talked if needed

[newtypezaku]

P-P-P-Power Rankings!!

Gamera: Rebirth (Last: NR): KIDS FIND THEMSELVES WATCHING MONSTER BIRDS INVADE SHINJUKU AND GET RESCUED BY A FIRE-BREATHING TURTLE.

Bungo Stray Dogs (Last: 1): Fukuchi and Fukuzawa had a messy breakup on the runway while Fyodor turned the tables on Dazai inside superjail.

Helck (Last: 2): Helck and Vermilio found a kingdom tortured by barbarains and were disgusted enough that they decided to help.

Jujutsu Kaisen (Last: 6): Mechamaru's well-laid battle plan wasn't enough to stop Mahito or prevent Geto from launching his Shibuya plan.

Mononogatari (Last: 4): The awakening did not go as planned, and the return of the Bridal Trousseau signaled a new phase in the battle.

Dark Gathering (Last: 3): After declaring war on Ai's god, everyone realized how nuts that was and Yayoi pounded out an updated plan.

Synduality: Noir (Last: 5): Kanata followed a lead on restoring Noir's lost memories but instead just got another piece to the puzzle.

The Great Cleric (Last: 8): Luciel starting build a rep as a reasonable healer before discovering the terrible secret of Substance X.

Aiming for eight each week cuz eighters gonna eight. [Full Watch List]

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[superfail]

some more stuff abt the future!stingray au

- a bunch of the more notable inmates (ie. ash, nicky, gary and bird) have been promoted to high-ranking minions/commanders for stingray’s army. promoting a bunch of random convicts to lead/command an army has gone exactly as well as you’d expect (read: very poorly), but stingray keeps them around anyway because they can lead the stingtroopers competently enough to hold off the ultrajail/superprison alliance.

- the resistance can’t definitively decide on whether their team name is “ultrajail” or “superprison”. they’ve taken to calling it both just so the warden will stop starting this argument.

- the inmates of superjail and ultraprison are supposed to be fighting against stingray on the side of their respective prisons, but their numbers (in terms of inmates and minor staff members) have been decimated, with a fuckton of their respective inmates defecting from the side of the prisons and joining stingray instead (because why wouldn’t they, the warden/mistress basically drafted them and treated them as cannon fodder, plus stingray’s promising them a lot of perks if they join his side)

- of course, stingray’s not much better in that regard, since unless they have a particularly useful set of abilities, most inmates/minor staff start out as stingtroopers and he views those as completely expendable.

- fang is still around, but he barely grew bigger than he is in canon (it turns out that only female crynoks get giant as adults). stingray still spoils him like he is a giant monster by giving him a giant enclosure to himself and feeding his enemies to him.

- this au still uses the “(almost) nobody dies permanently” rule and things are regularly reset back to the status quo if they get too bad. unfortunately, the status quo is still a very bad situation.

[cattowersjails]

Another Superjail au! This is called The Misfits AU!

(Credit to @kimb33x for inspiration of their outfits!)

it takes place at their high school called Chaos High! Mark is a junior and he's in theater class! Jared is a cute little nerd who loves to go bird watching! Mark has a little crush on the little cutie pie! <33 for more info on this AU go to @violetsees! :D

(pls I would love it if someone made fanart of these two.. I would literally CHERISH IT forever :D)

[calithecretin]

Starting off the New Year right by finally drawing my human Bird design again :)

[smuby]

some more gary related doodles.. i was gonna redraw more stuff but then i saw he had a female variant so i had to make her fill in most of the page. i love men but i love women a lot more lolz

[violetsees]

My Superjail High School AU lol. The "Misfits AU". The school they attend is called Chaos High School, located in a small country town called Willowbrook.

Some designs: Mark Davis (Warden) is just wearing a purple hoodie, black pants, and, well, black shoes. He wears matching friendship bracelets with Jared and Alice.

Alice wears a white blouse and a dark brown skirt. She wears long black stockings and has simple black flat shoes. Her red hair is in two braids and she wears glasses. The lenses are too bright to see her eyes.

Jared wears a white dress shirt, a yellow bowtie, and suspenders! He's so short he's adorable.

The Twins wear denim Jackets, simple white tee shirts, black pants, and shoes. One has his nose pierced and fingerless gloves. The other has simple black nail polish!

Some roles: Misty (Mistress) is a popular girl. Stingray is a bully. Charise is the lil nerd that is besties with Misty.

Additional Details: Mark has terrible grades so he goes to Jared for help. Mark is in love with him. But Jared loves another, Charise and Mark is painfully aware of that.

Alice roller skates to school, is a member of the wrestling team, and practices martial arts. Mark is in love with her. She's uninterested. But Mark still tries.

Jared loves birds so others can mostly find him in the woods or a nearby park, birdwatching.

Misty just uses Charise for homework. Charise feels the same for Jared.

Stingray is in love with Mark.

Pets:

Mark (Warden) has a brown bunny with floppy ears named Coco!

Alice has an albino snake named Rice!

Jared has a cockatiel bird named Sunny!

The Twins have two pet rats named Soup and Suki!

Misty has a poodle named Topaz!

Charise has a brown tabby munchkin kitten named Muffin!

Stingray has a feisty tuxedo cat named Shady!

And some adorable art by @mariisdaydreaming

[the-waddling-penguins]

I was trying to study for an upcoming ecology test that I have tomorrow and one of the examples were of a Warbler. But I couldn’t remember what they were so I googled it and all I got was the Onceler and Warden from super jail shipping fan art….. I apparently needed to specify that I was looking for a bird….

Good news: I won’t forget about these birds anymore

[budapsht]

lmao