#superhero swag

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

I love how the bats are known for having a million gadgets and being overprepared for anything meanwhile dick doesn’t have pockets

[asthecrowrambles]

HAD A BREAKTHROUGH! figured out how i roughly want jackass' supervillain persona to look :} he's changed from paradox to parasite hehe

bonus of simulacrum (ellen) and high voltage (peter)

[sapphicdesignmajor]

Rant Time bc ???

Not even gonna put this one on my Kamen Rider sideblog bc I gotta let the world know how autistic I am about these bugmen but I cannot get over how good Shin Kamen Rider is. It's so fucking good and I think about it literally any scene in passing and I start tearing up. Not even just the emotional bits!!! (Those fuck me up though). The transformation sequence, the fight scenes, the fuckin!!! Suit!!!! The goddamn suit!!!! It's so wonderful seeing so much love put into a superhero movie that I almost felt like I was going INSANE with how every other marvel movie just... didn't. Every other Avengers, Iron Man, fucking Ant Man just doesn't even feel like their about super heroes to me!!! It's celebrities, special effects, cheap jokes. Why are the good movies the exception to the rule and not the fucking standard? Superheroes have been my special interest since day one. I love their costumes, their stupid little problems, their emotional complexities, their cool fights, their lame sidekicks. Maybe I'm a freak but it genuinely pisses me off when a superhero movie barely has: -the hero save people -the hero wear their funy mask -hot supervillains that are fun to watch. Getting into Kamen Rider feels like a bittersweet breath of fresh air. Many Kamen Rider shows/media have their only problems, it's not a perfect monolith. But fucking hell, man. It feels great watching superheroes be superheroes again.

[dylchillvill]

there might be giants voice: animal man, animal man, doin’ the things an animal can— One in costume one without!

[morninkim]

finally getting around to doing full civilian designs for my toku OCs and just finished Ruriko!

[lana-starscream]

Assorted in ring photographs from season 1 of the CW reboot

GI Jane is so strikingly gorgeous my god

[s7toru]

the city needs me — jjk smau

in which you, the superhero deadpond, have one fatal weakness: the friendly neighbourhood spiderboy. when he falls for your civilian persona and you fall for his superhero self, misunderstandings and chaos ensues aka a lighthearted smau abt gojo n the gang!!

pairings: gojo x fem!reader

genres: social media au (smau), crack, fluff, strangers (?) to enemies to lovers, superhero au

warnings: profanities, dark humour, sexual jokes, mentions of death and suicide, very stupid jokes don’t take anything too seriously!! ignore timestamps. will contain jokes / references from the manga !! you will be warned of spoilers on the posts that have them 🤍

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01. 3 mins? getou can’t even last that long!

02. normal you, superhero him

03. with great powers comes great rizz

04. cheers to youth

05. limit testing life

06. what even is it?

07. who’s up frotting right now

08. like a combo meal

8.5. the beginning of it all

09. swag stealing

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[fictional-orphan-smackdown]

ROUND 3, MATCH 5!

All propaganda and what each competitor is from under the cut

Trafalgar D. Water Law (Once Piece)

Law is a genocide survivor who saw his parents' dead bodies along with experiencing a whole bunch of other messed up stuff (his sister burning to death, the people of his country being shot for being poisoned by their own government, being terminally ill, escaping the genocide by hiding under a pile of dead bodies, etc etc). After all this shit, he eventually got forcibly adopted by this one guy and dragged around the world looking for a cure for his illness. Right when Law started to trust and love his new caretaker, he is also brutally murdered in front of him. Law's life goal for the next decade is to get revenge on the person who killed his adoptive father. Vote for him bc he needs a goddamn win for once in his life. He is the people's princess and the narrative's favorite punching bag. Also, his depressed, PTSD-ridden autistic swag and scoliosis realness have captivated me body and soul

His biological parents were killed (before his eyes, by the governement) when he was 10(?). He then joined a bunch of pirates, knowing he wouldn't have much time (and will) left to live anyway. There he was sort of adopted by the Big Bad Pirate's brother, who managed to save his life, only for said brother to be killed (more or less before Law's eyes, by the Big Bad Pirate), when he was 13. You could say he was orphaned twice.

He’s literally got the double orphan special (Parents died and then the guy who took him in after them died too) that’s a 50% increase in orphannedness above your standard orphan. He’s also cool as fuck.

Law's parents were already on death row along with him and his younger sister due to a disease that shortens the life span of a person. The disease can only be passed down genetically and has afflicted everyone in the town that he has grown up in. Due to the sudden outbreak and unknown nature of the disease to the rest of the world panicked and the government closed off his city, killing everyone there. That is how his first set of parents died when he was 10, I think. Still then Law would later join a pirate crew where he would eventually be taken away 2-3 years later by Corazon, marine working undercover as a pirate in order to take down this brother, who is the captain of crew Law joined. Corazon took him in order to cure Law's disease which he still had and to get him away from Doflamingo, his brother. Over the course of 6 months the two became close with Corazon essentially becoming a father figure to Law. I am simplify this but at some point of Doflamingo catches on to Corazon being a double agent and finds him. Doflamingo then proceeds to find Corazon and shoot him in front of a chest that Law was hiding in.

Law has faced many hardships since he was a child, but used his experiences to become an extremely powerful doctor. His pirate crew theme and his Devil Fruit ability are all owed to his adoptive father. Law acts really gruff and serious most of the time, initially seeming like a cool, calculating character and feared swordsman… but one second around the Straw Hats and you quickly see just how silly he really is. He hates bread. He collects coins. He is obsessed with ninjas and superhero comic books. In one arc he just fucked around with his powers and INVENTED harpies and centaurs. Oh, and his First Mate is a polar bear. What could be better than that?

The government ordered to kill everyone in Law's country due to everyone getting "fantasy lead poisoning" disease, which was wrongfully thought to be contagious stroked. Law's family was living at the hospital when they got attacked, his parents (who were doctors) got killed and the hospital got set on fire with his little sister inside. He managed to fled the country hiding in a pile of corpses and ended up joining a pirate crew lead by Doflamingo. Law knew he had the disease and it was going to kill him in three years. Doflamingo's brother, Rosinante took Law hospital to hospital to find a cure but they always rejected him thinking the disease was contagious. Then they learned that someone had offered Doflamingo a devil fruit that could grant him immortality. The fruit could also cure Law so Rosinante stole it and made Law eat it. He then made sure Law could escape Doflamingo and got killed by his brother.

dude spent his childhood getting thrown out of windows, while dying from a deadly disease (that was eventually cured) but while he was still showing symptoms of the disease no one would go near him out of fear and disgust, save for his father figure.

nothing can ever go right for this man. its fucking hilarious in the series and makes for some wonderful angst content. i want everyone who has not watched or read One Piece to know that, for half of his 'main' arc, he's carried around like a potato sack by MULTIPLE people. he is a damsel in despair. he didn't even need to be carried, he honestly could've walked, but he had to save that energy so he could take the like 17 lead bullets out of him. he's always getting shot or thrown out a window and he's severely injured more often than not. he's also a doctor/surgeon, one that should be able to cure incurable diseases, yet his pathetic loserboy ass is too busy being emo to worry about the several gunshot wounds and internal bleeding. god help this man but also don't because honestly it's really fucking funny

Ok, FIRST, when he was a tiny frog-disecting little kid, him and his family and island contacted a disease equivalent to cancer BUT his fam didn't die from that. No, no, his parents got gunned down by the military and his little sis was burned alive with the rest of his house, so, yeah, very traumatic, horrific in a way that makes you very angry at yourself and life and want to oh I don't know, kill everyone and everything possible until the day you die, which won't be long because you have cancer after all. Later, after joining a mafia/cult/gang, Law meets Corazon who after like 2 years kidnaps him to try and get him healed and so they spend the next 6 months bonding, WEEEEEE!! Wait, no, NOT weeee because Cora who is now his father-figure DIES having protected and saved him, and thus bruv becomes orphaned not once, not thrice, but TWO very traumatic times! If this isn't an orphan, idk what is……

Anthony Lockwood (Lockwood and Co)

Lockwood (he's known by his surname mostly) is the mysterious, daredevil and charming founder of Lockwood and Co., a detective agency specialised in protecting people from angry -and sometimes sort of hungry- ghosts in a world where they're rampant. His agency is starting small despite Lockwood bragging it's the best in London but get more and more recognition as the series progress and the agents composing them meet success (when they're not on the verge of dying). Lockwood has open manners but hid his painful past from his coworkers to protect himself. He and George, the first teenager he recruited, are quite stunned by Lucy, a country girl who fled to London after disaster striked in her hometown. Thanks to her talent, she quickly becomes known as one of the best ghost fighter in London and finds her place in the small team despite having the same determination to hide her past than Lockwood, which draws him close to her, making George jealous, but Lockwood's manifest good skills in leadership and the three of them become fast friends while unravelling secret truths and risking their lives repeatedly

He has a lot of trauma and a lot of pain but he always smiles and always has a warm and polite attitude; he’s so protective of the ones he loves that it overrides his suicidal tendencies; at the end of the series he starts to heal from his past; he’s hot but has only two braincells.

[aretheytransgender]

ARE THEY TRANS: GWEN STACY FROM THE SPIDER-VERSE

JUSTIFICATION: "I'll be genuinely surprised if nobody has submitted this one yet I mean, first of all look at her. Come on man. Thats sone tgirl swag if I've ever seen it. I've also seen so many transfems with her exact haircut in the second movie Her superhero outfit also has the trans flag colors-hell her entire DIMENSION has the trans flag colors. When she tells her dad she's Spiderwoman she glows the trans flag colors like are you kidding me Anyways, obvious allegory is obvious, having to hide your superhero identity = having to hide your trans identity because you're afraid of how people (especially your loved ones) will think of you She has a trans flag in her room too (I'm sure yall saw plenty of people getting mad about that one) and her dad has a patch of the trans flag on his uniform. Her dad is a COP, in what world does a COP have the trans flag on their uniform unless someone close to them is trans?? Ive seen people try and be like "um actually they only have that stuff because their universe's PETER was trans" but like. where the hell are you getting that from. where did that idea come from. not that he can't be but like genuinely, WHERE. if anyone here is trans it's Gwen come on guys Anyways lots to talk about here but there's plenty of posts out there going way more in depth on this than I ever could" - Anonymous

[alexanderwales]

I started watching Batman: Caped Crusader, which seems like it's really trying to capture a nostalgia market by being very similar in style to Batman: The Animated Series, and ... I think I just don't have it in me to enjoy this kind of vigilantism.

Batman is threatening people with bodily harm to get information out of them, and it's just ... this is world's greatest detective? Hanging people off the side of a building until they talk? I know it's his thing that criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot, but I just don't have the stomach for this particular brand of superhero. Inflicting suffering on a person to get information out of them is torture, and Batman doesn't get a free pass because he's got some childhood trauma. That the show endorses these methods by having the information be correct and the victim "deserve" it is enough for me to just sigh loudly.

I imagine the show gets better when it's monsters and freaks, people who have their own psychodramas and allegories, but I'm not sure I'm willing to give it the chance. Superheroes get shit for being fascist, and in this case, it feels very deserved. It's like the show is screaming "you know what would solve all the assuredly rampant crime? torture, violation of due process, a big strong man who was above the law, someone to hurt those inhuman scum".

There's a guy running away and Batman just punches him straight in the face. It's not really clear what his crime is, it's just a bunch of dudes loading boxes onto a truck. I went back to listen again, and they just say "the swag is too valuable to leave behind". Is it ... drugs? Weapons? Stolen goods? I don't understand why Batman is there, what justifies his intervention, why he feels the need to deck a guy who's running away. I mean, I do get it, Batman hates criminals, but is he just hurting criminals for the sake of it? As a deterrent? Is the message of the show "we should fuck up criminals, that will stop them from crime, the problem is that we haven't been nearly tough enough"? Because they say they have half the cops in the city on their payroll, so I don't understand the plan here. The implication is that these men would walk free if they were arrested, and again, it's not clear what their actual crime is. Batman just beats them up, and then ... I don't know.

I just can't do it, is what I'm saying. The part of my brain I'm supposed to turn off has malfunctioned, it's stuck in the "on" position.

They made Penguin a sexy woman though, so I guess points for that.

[xplainthexmen]

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men, Episode 449 - Dressing the X-Men, with Russell Dauterman

In which artist Russell Dauterman joins us to discuss super-powered costume design!

X-PLAINED:

Why it’s important to get a professional to design your superhero costume

Why Miles doesn’t trust the government

Russell’s history at Marvel

Designing for the Hellfire Gala

Mutant fashion

The word “fashionize”

Iconic looks

Modernizing superhero costumes

Powers vs. personality

Punk goddess Storm

Designing for drawability

Magic hair

Russell’s influences

Definitive Rogue costumes

X-Men ‘97

Best X-team costumes

Jay’s holy grail cosplay

Magic hair, cosplayed

Costume retrospectives

Where to find Russell online

Evil twin trends of the 1990s

Fuck You Pink

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[weeb-polls-with-pip]

Autistic Anime Boys Side A Round 1 Match 2

Propaganda:

Gohan -

"Even though he has the potential to be the world's strongest fighter he'd rather study bugs. His rant about "super saiy-ants" in DBS: Superhero combined with his socially awkward behavior around people other than the main cast sealed the deal for me."

K1-B0 -

"KIIBO HAS SO MUCH AUTISTIC SWAG. It's hard for him to understand social cues and tones, he's also a cutie patootie. He may be a robot but I still think he should count. Robots are inherently neurodivergent coded to me sorry!!! Anyways he's just really sweet. He wants to understand other people but it's a bit difficult for him. He can seem like he's entirely logical and emotionless but he has like. A lot of feelings. A LOT. He just can't really express them all that well. Me and my friend were obsessed with this guy for years so that's gotta count for smth."

[dc-tournaments]

The Order of Tournaments

Villain of All Time

Worst Costume

Queerest "Cishet"

The Incompetency Awards

Fuck This Guy in Particular Award

Most Unhinged

SexyWOMAN Tournament #Feminism

Super Animal Illegal Fight Ring

Deadest Corpse

Most Adorable Littlest Baby Heroling

Transgender Swag Awards

Worst Dad

Platonic Soulmates Award

Autism Creature Incarnate

Mental Stability Award

DC's Next Top Fashionista

The MILF Ever

Egregious Tax Evader

Pathetic Wet Cat

Disability Pride Award

Most Androgynous Ever

Suffered More Than Jesus

Asexuality Award

Best Costume

Senior Citizen Smackdown

Most Horrifying War Criminal

Exile to Marvel

Gayest of All Time

Most Wasted Potential

Actual Best Comic

Sexyman Tournament (No Bats Allowed)

World's Worst Sibling

The Bisexualest

Most Justifiable Villain

Bestest Sibling Ever

Take A Vacation for the Love of God

The DILF Ever

Best Enemies

Gay and Homophobic

Nepo Baby Shame Fest

Most Convoluted Backstory

Cringefail Quote

Twink of All Time

Ugliest Motherfucker

Least Effectual Villain

Least Likely to Ever Kill

Most Likely to Be A Final Girl

God's Eepiest Soldier

Coolest Civilian

Horrifying Eldritch Monstrosity

The Siblings Ever

Biggest Hypocrite

Worst Spouse

Villain Battle Royale

The Hunger Games

Sanest Bat Micro-Tournament

Green Lantern Cage Fight

Worst Live Action

Superhero Participation Trophy

Clone Cage Fight

Deserved Better Dammit

Best Lantern

Best Team/Family

The Real Triumvirate

Antihero Deathfight

Horror Character of All Time

The Girlboss Ever

Mr. Misogyny

Worst Hairstyle

Worst Boss Ever

Black Power Award

Most Successful Furry

Brain Rot Inducer

Best Sidekick Ever

Worst Little Gremlin Hell Child

Hero Mom Award

Hero Dad Award

Worst Luck

Worst Retirement

Most Huggable

Worst Character Assassination

Most ADHD Ever

Most Villainous Hero

Most Heroic Villain

Cutest Little Creature Thing

Actual Best at Hero-ing

Most Iconic Duo

Least Human Humanoid

Best Bromance

Sexiest Corpse

Nicest Decentest Person

Most Likely to Snap

The Biggest Simp

Asshole of the Year

Best Live Action

Best Chef in the Universe

Tumblr Funnyman

Hottest Being Alive

BAMF Award

Best Kryptonian

[betterbemeta]

I know 'superhero costume' is a whole genre of costume but at this point you can probably be a superhero with any kind of costume

maid uniform

green screen morph suit

off season swag from spirit halloween

novelty scene wig

sheet over your head with holes in it

fursuit

[dakotac0le]

Should I start listening to jrwi?/gen if so where should I start ?

OH YOOO !!!! I mean yes absoutlyllly jrwi r the silliests ever absoulslty. i started watching and now my brain hurts forever an di have been cursed. Join me dear mutual . Where to start uHHH perosnally id recomend blood in the bayou (bitb) cause rhats the shortest campaign (4 eps) and easily digestable. thr first ep is up on thier yourube and the rest is paywalled by patreon for 5 bucks a month but . Theres always other options . Wink wink nudge nudge to be noted abt bitb tho : Deffo got a lot of horror gore fuckery and drug usage jsut ^^ heads up and whatnot

annother one that exists is the sucking and i have no feelings abt it whatsoever. Or about aurthur bennet resident loser or about shilo residnt loser or about emizel resisdnt badass losser. I love them all so bad and the npcs r . Iconic. So iconic. This is the vampire campaign !!!!! Its peak sillysims ( and also quite a lot of horror esque elements here its the vampire campaign so also blood and gore and whatnot ykyk) The first 5 eps r up on yt for free and the rest r on patreon and theres no other way to watch it at all whatsoverr

BUT !!! If u dont vibe w wiether of those or horror is not ur speed theres a v swag campaign currently running (3 eps in and next ep come sout this sayurday !!) called Wonderlust highly recomend theres a gay frat boy , weird autistic rat and Blink (loser) (affectionite) . Its up on youthbe on thier chanel for free and its very funky fresh UHHHH theres also riptide !! The big one . tbh i havent ever watched it all the way thro cause theres sm eps and its veyr intimidating bUT i hear great things and ep 114 is sick as fuck to watch even w out the larger campign (same w ep 52 and 53) basiscally weird found family pirates love whatver theyve got going on AND that campaign is compeltly free up on thier yoruube

and the one u have probaly seen rbed the most by me is apothieosis aka weird gods lore . religion . canon gay sex . miserable robots. Like . Neon evangelion but WORSE !! (Patreon exclusive but not nessaraly :3) this is proably my favorite campaign its jsut. Brain altered .

AND THE OTHER one that i am normal abt and doesnt . Kill u . Dead. is prime defenders !!! Akaa !!! The one im veye nromal abt !!!!! normalll !!!!! This ones . Ahhhhhh uh hard to get into potentially erm . Theyre quite cringe but take my hand dearest mutual thecringe is apart of it they r cringe loser teenage superheros trying thier best. It also goes from cringe lighthearted cartoon physics to AH FUCK verrry fast and suddenly everything is . Bad. IF u like superheros or discussions on morality of kilkign people or father figures or being . Very . Very sad. I cant recomend enough !!!!!!! I mean i dont and dont watch this this one hurts physically and mentally and spirtually and bibblically and. GRRRR (this ones also technically patreon exclusive)

If u enjoy absousllty any of this i do recomend joining patreon if u have the ablity cause theres a loot of sick stuff up there including a mini campaign called tmk im v obbsesed w . And unforutnalty idk how to pirate thta uhhHh the world of tmk is slowly worming its way up to being one my faves tho and the story is great so !! Yk !!!

[stem-sister-scuffle]

STEM SISTER SCUFFLE: ROUND 1 MASHUP 3

Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan (Bones (TV Series)) vs Honey Lemon (Big Hero 6)

Dr. Temperance Brennan is a Forensic Anthropologist!

Honey Lemon is a Chemist!

Why you should vote for each contestant:

Dr. Temperance Brennan:

"Neurodivergent coded +++"

"she's so autistic about her job and has THREE phds !!"

"Coded autism to the max"

"She is a forensic anthropologist who uses her skills/degrees/knowledge to identify and study ancient and more modern remains alike to uncover their histories as well as (the main point of the show) analyze murder victims in such a state that their bones are usually the best chance at identifying them in order to solve the crimes. She is the best in her field and knows it and never apologizes or makes excuses. She is herself and you really should be aware. She has the Science, the Technology, enough Engineering, and the Math to get everything done right. She believes in Science. Logic and Facts are her saints. She is only interested in finding the Truth as the data presents and refuses to state her hypothesis until it is proven (if not she moves on to another possible explanation until satisfied)."

"Solves crimes w STEM. autistic"

"She has gained the nickname 'Bones' for the connection she seems to have to bones. She's the very best in her field and has helped solve numerous murder mysteries just by her ability to analyse the victims' bones. She's also a published author in her field and widely respected in academia."

"Had a mad crush on her in middle school. Also autistic swag fr fr."

"autism swag. solves murders"

"She’s fiercely dedicated to her work—figuring out who someone was and what happened to them from examining their bones. She has a great deal of integrity and tells the truth whether it’s convenient for her or not. She’s also heavily autistic coded, and I personally found her such a source of hope when I was younger that someone like me—someone intelligent and compassionate but who has trouble with “people skills” and doesn’t always know how to show that compassion—could find a place in the world."

"She is the best in her field (not the best *woman*, the best PERSON) and she knows it. She has no interest in being modest because her work speaks for itself. Slow burn romance! Autistic coded character (and not the only one)! Impractical but beautiful bulky necklaces just because!"

Honey Lemon:

"She applies her science into being a kickass superhero"

"She's so nice and enthusiastic about science. She's funny :)"

"She loves chemistry and wants to make the world a better place through it! She’s always optimistic and upbeat no matter what!!! Cute girlies in STEM!!!!!"

"her excitement for science is so palpable it’s my favorite part of the movie. she’s ECSTATIC about the elements and making chemical reactions just to see what happens!! not to mention she’s smart as FUCK! she created chemical formulas on the fly as she fights bad guys. CHEMISTRY is her superpower. she’s cute hehe"

"Her name is Honey Lemon. That's the cutest name I've ever heard. She's also described as having an innate talent in Chemistry, as well as a groundbreaking chemist. In her hero gear she has a Chem-Purse, which has a typepad of the periodic table which she can press on to make into a dense ball of any element she wishes, and during active battle she can calculate and input chemical formulas at incredible speeds without even having to look at it. Girlboss behaviour!! She also made a 400 pound ball of tungsten carbide turn into DUST before she became a hero when she was only a university student. She's not even a girlboss anymore she's a girlCEO. I had the BIGGEST crush on her when I was young. My Bi awakening. I love her so much you don't even know 💛"