#not putting drag on this list because queens and kings are already heroic

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I know 'superhero costume' is a whole genre of costume but at this point you can probably be a superhero with any kind of costume

maid uniform

green screen morph suit

off season swag from spirit halloween

novelty scene wig

sheet over your head with holes in it

fursuit

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currently vibing in a two-week lockdown, can you share some of your favorite fics? i need some new things to read, and I've got too much time on my hands-

Aw man, same! The rest of my actual Spring Semester got turned online… Let’s see…..Fic recs for the pseudo End of the World (Courtesy of AO3, arranged by most prominent ship!) Keep in mind that my descriptions are shorter and written mostly for comedic effect than the actual fics, so if something looks interesting Click it! Get more info about it! Don’t just take my word! I tried my best to get a lot of variety of fics and topics and tropes, as well as authors that might not be as well known! Uhhh here are the links to lists I’ve already made for various other reasons check out my Fic Rec Masterlist!

I also am including various of my fav authors masterlists for funsies!

jungle321jungle’s || Max-isTired’s || TrashficParlour’s || Lefaystrent’s || Mine!

Completed Fics

A Deal in which Virgil tries to summon a familiar and gets a Circle King instead. And he’s really pretty. (Anxceit)

Love Like You in which Virgil decides to give up looking for a romantic partner and considers adopting instead. He finds more than he’s looking for with a set of twins and the man who watches over them (Anxceit)

A Dragon’s Tail in which Logan is cursed to be a Dragon by his best friends stepmother, Virgil is struggling to learn a power he can’t control, Patton who’d rather marry a servant than the Prince, and Roman has no clue what is going on but the Prince he’s supposed to be saving can probably kick his ass. (Logicality, Prinxiety)

A Game of Vice in which Remus kidnaps Roman and turns it into a game of who can come save him from his lonely tower. (Logicality, Prinxeity) 

double down with the paradigms in which Logan tries to explain away his own OCD while dealing with the emotions he has for a certain Pre-Vet. Excellent depiction of OCD, made me cry, 300/10 would read again. (Logicality, Prinxiety)

It Takes Two to Tango in which Roman begs his brother, Logan, to let him go back in time to meet a famous dancer. Falling in Love was not part of the plan. (Prinxiety, Logicality)

A favorite star in the heavens in which everyone has at least one soulmate. They’re luckily enough to have three each. (LAMP) 

Forgotten Forests and Magnified Myths in which Logan finds out very suddenly that he has the passive ability to talk to dragons. (DAMP, Remilie)

Sense5 in which five people in different countries are suddenly psychically linked together and uh…yeah fun times. (DLAMP)

Stray Hearts Are Subject To Change in which black cat hybrid Virgil plans to die very heroically in an alley and Roman completely messes up that plan by being a decent human being. (Prinxiety, Logicality)

Hidden In Shadows in which Virgil is the boogieman every adult warned you about but he doesn’t actually enjoy being scary. Good thing the three Sanders kids aren’t scared of anything. (Not so good for their very confused Dad who isn’t sure what to do about their new imaginary friend)

Paved with Good Intentions in which the dark sides agree to send Virgil to the light sides as a way to get Thomas to listen to them more. Now if Virgil can just get along with the Light sides enough to actually start making some progress…

Absent Gods and Silent Tyranny or: How Logan Learned to Stop Over Thinking and Love Everyone in which Logan is a morally grey scientist who just works for supervillains because they pay well. He doesn’t expect someone like Virgil to change that.

Series

Clouds and Moss AU in which the sides are gods and its very gay and very good. (Intrulogical, Roceit)

Colors in which Logan is an excellent Dad, Virgil is an amazing son, and the world is very colorful. (Logicality)

Labeled in which Logan is a famous superhero, Patton is a doctor, and they adopt the would-be super villain and everything is soft and lovely and I cry at the purity. (Logicality, Remilie)

Fbi!au in which the sides work for the fbi and I diligently reread these series of oneshots for a daily dose of serotonin!  (Logince, Moxiety)

Growing Old is More Fun with You in which Patton is a PTA dad and so is Deceit and they have a “rivalry”. (Mociet)

Gilded Cage in which Roman is forced to dance for the fairy queen whenever she wants it. (Prinxiety)

Renegades! in which the sides live in a dystopia and fight the government while being completely in love with each other. (Prinxiety, Logiciality) 

Love and Other Fairytales in which a couple decides to keep their changling and their actual son, a child is cursed gifted a voice that makes people do whatever he says, a boy makes a rotten deal for the sake of his friend, and centuries before any of this, a fae prince is tricked into an endless sleep by his brother. 

The Vampire Hunting Vampire in which Virgil was turned into a monster and LPR slowly convince him he’s not as bad as he thinks he is. Through cuddles. (LAMP, DLAMP)

Wasteland, Baby! in which there are things in the woods and Patton gets,,, intimate with them. On purpose! (LAMP)

Destined in which Damian has successfully ignored his Soulmates for five years and he planned on doing it for much longer but on his twentieth birthday fate intervenes with a second soultrait that forces him to come face to face with all of them. (DLAMP)

Old Gods in which Gods sometimes walk the earth and Remus is pleased to hear that people are still making offerings to him– wait that is not a goat. And other fun stories!

Sit back and watch the world go by in which Virgil is a human abducted by alien smugglers, befriends Patton, breaks out, and everyone fears humans as space orcs, almost as much as Virgil is afraid of them. 

Teaming the Pieces Together in which Thomas is a pokemon trainer and eevees just…click with him.

Tales from the Dark Sides in which the author provides a lovely hub of works where Virgil is abused by OC dark sides and DLMPR are there to help patch him up.

Uncle Emile and the Super Nephews in which Emile gets custody of his six nephews and tries to bond with them. They in turn try very hard not to tell him they have superpowers.

Cuffed Universe in which Remus is a cop chasing after a hacker, Logan breaks the laws and Virgil would just like tO KEEP ONE JOB WITHOUT ONE OR BOTH OF THE OTHERS DRAGGING HIM INTO THEIR SHIT. (Analomus)

Ongoing Fics

The Origin in which space travel via Thomas Sanders’s ship SS Revelation gets more complicated when the Planets themselves turn out to be entities who aren’t all on board with humanity spreading to the rest of the solar system. (Remile) 

Delicato in which Logan and Patton are music professors with very different conceptions of music, and Virgil and Roman are students in both their classes who just want them to kiss already. (Logicality, Prinxiety)

Coming out of The Shadows in which a small mutant child Virgil is treated as subhuman because of his uncontrolled ability to manipulate shadows up until a scientist buys him. (Royality)

Falling Stars At My Command in which Roman wishes on a star and Patton reaps the benefits while Logan unfortunately gets dragged along for the ride. (Royality) 

Sugar in which Patton has three sons and no free time to bother with a relationship while he’s trying to manage bills. At least until Roman walks into his life. Sugar Daddy anyone? (Royality) 

A Man, a Snake, and a Rat in which Logan, Deceit, and Remus become college roomates (Intruloceit) 

a.s.h.es, ashes (We all fall down) in which after Logan almost dies during one of his recuse missions, him and his partner start to dig into the superhero agency they’re employed by and stumble into something far bigger than they expected. (Logicality, Prinxiety, LAMP? LAMP)

Keep him safe in which Detective Logan falls for the owner of his new favorite bakery while his partner Roman falls for the gang member they’re chasing. Ft: emotions, a pet rat, dealing with delusions 101, trauma, and family so gooey it literally makes me melt whenever it updates. I love this fic so much. (Advertises as Logicality and Prinxiety but theres so much LAMP I can’t not put it down here)

Multitudes in which Virgil works at a coffeeshop, pines over the customers that come in, and wonders why they all tip him so well. (LAMP)

Songbird in which the only thing keeping Virgil’s parents alive is his voice: the moment the (new) King gets tired of listening to him its off with all their heads. And Virgil’s okay with that, he is…. Until three visiting nobles leaving him wishing for his freedom for the first time since he was ten. (LAMP)

Shatter in which Logan gets fed up with not being listened to, and takes some poor advice from Rage, which ends with the entire Mindscape being turned upside down and inside out. Now its up to Deceit fix it all. (aka the author decided it was about high time Deceit got some love and appreciation and I’m out here living for it.) (DAMP)

Incredible Cosmic Power in which Virgil awakens some genies by accident and they refuse to let him go back to living a relatively normal peaceful life. (DLAMP)

Plea for my New Self in which Vampire Virgil decides he wants to start over again, and goes back to college to work on coding. There he proceeds to do reckless good with his absurd amount of wealth and a “fuck it” attitude. Actually one of my favorite things ever okay. I love this one so much. (DLAMP)

Your Wish Is My Command in which Thomas accidentally rubs six lamps and becomes the glorified babysitter to six jinn who definitely don’t trust him. But its fineeee. (DLAMP)

6 Dads in which Deceit, Emile, Remus, Roman, Thomas, and Remy make a relationship work and their children aren’t sure how but go along with it anyway.

Rebel Rebel in which Thomas, a well respected man, visits the Imagination, for some pleasure business as a one time thing. Except that he keeps coming back. Maybe maybe falls in love with one, two, thr– all of the men who work there. 

A New Kind of Experiment  in which Virgil runs away from home, and ends up kidnapped by merman, and somehow he doesn’t mind that much.

Becoming His Own Hero in which everyone has to juggle their superhero lives with their regular lives and sometimes…its just hard.

don’t wanna be a tragedy in which brothers Roman and Remus get a house and subsequently find out its totally, completely, 100% haunted.

Don’t You, Forget About Me in which the author recreates Breakfast club and does it spectacularly.

Heart’s Heroes in which Patton may be a villain but that does not mean he wants to see the child heroes of the city dead.

Mortals and Fae in which Deceit barely escapes the wrath of his town when they all turn against him. Dying, he stumbles into a fairy circle hoping that with his name the fae make his death short and sweet. Big Shock for him when he wakes up with a Fairy Prince swearing to protect him.

Sanders Family in which Thomas adopts six kids and has no regrets about it.

How Not to Go About an Important Inspection in which after a devastating betrayal the crew of the USS Bifrost is docked for repairs and the crew just wants to go back to being a normal family but Command is insisting on an inspection to ensure nothing so…drastic occurs again.

Symbiotic in which certain Vampires have a vemon that leaves with victims craving getting their blood drunken. Deceit, one of these Victims, continues to burn bridges because that’s easier than admitting he might need help dealing with this. 

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Stay With Me (Part 11)

Hiding around the corner as Mallory runs out of Langdon’s room in tears, Coco and Gallant look at one another glaring, “Oh, yeah. She’s DEFINITELY fucking him”, they whisper in unison. Their voices dripping with envy, as the cogs in their evil mechanical brains begin to turn. Giggling softly, thinking just like the evil step sisters, plotting to keep Cinderella from going to the ball, the they think they’ll keep Mallory so busy that she’ll have NO time to see Langdon. As they begin to ascend the grand staircase, Coco grins to Gallant. Taking the arm he’s offered like a perfect gentleman, they begin walking down as if they were the king and queen of Outpost 3. On cue, Coco slips and grabs onto Gallant, who *heroically* saves her from falling on the slippery, dirty steps. “This is UNACCEPTABLE! MALLORY! WHERE IS MALLORY! Ms. Venable! My ankle! Owwww! Oh, it hurts! These damn stairs! If they had been cleaned better, this wouldn’t have happened! If it weren’t for Gallant, it would’ve been SO much worse!” Making a huge scene, limping as she held onto Gallant’s arm while he practically carried her down the remaining stairs to the couch, propping up her ankle. Mallory was given no time alone to think about what happened in Michael’s office. She had to dry her eyes quickly when she heard Venable’s cane outside her door. She was certain she was in trouble. Opening the door, trying her best to disguise her tears, smoothing out her apron, “Yes, ma’am”, standing straight and tall. “Coco fell while she and Gallant were descending the grand staircase. That is unacceptable. I want you to get a bucket of water and soap, and scrub them by hand starting from the top to the bottom. Take a toothbrush to scrub the cracks. Make sure you miss, nothing. Langdon said you may pull your hair into a tasteful bun of your choosing, so for this, task, that would be up to you. I’m sure you’ll probably want that. You’ll have plenty of time to shower in his room.” “In his room? I’m sure I don’t understand Ms. Venable?” Feeling her heart racing, fidgeting with the pocket on her apron, knowing she’s never showered anywhere but in the tiny showers the Grey’s are allowed. “Don’t play dumb with me little girl. Do you think I don’t know? Do you think I have no idea what went on his office earlier? I got his email. We’re not to “disturb” him if he chooses to keep you overnight, no matter what sounds we may hear, nor may we enter. I’m not stupid. You came in and played coy. He chased you, so now, we can’t touch you. It doesn’t mean I won’t work your fingers to the bone until he tells me I can’t.” All of the color leaves Mallory’s face when she hears the words, “Not to disturb if he chooses to keep you overnight, no matter what sounds we may hear, nor may we enter.”  She tries not to let it be terribly obvious that she’s *that* naïve, but she didn’t expect him to make such an order so quickly. Quite frankly, it’s terrifying to her. She doesn’t know what to do. “Please, don’t pretend as if you really didn’t know any of this”, laughing sarcastically as she looks at the meek young woman.

“I…. I’m sorry Ms. Venable. I need to get to work right away. I don’t want anyone else to get hurt”, knowing her words have more than one meaning. Keeping her eyes down, looking at no one as she fills her bucket with warm soapy water, putting the toothbrush and brush in her pocket as she climbs the stairs. Hearing the laughs from Coco and Gallant as she begins scrub, which any other time would really get under her skin, but not tonight. Tonight, scrubbing the stairs is a much needed, welcome distraction. The more she allows her mind to wander to her dreams, to Langdon, to delivering his platter, to how his skin felt when she touched it; she begins to scrub harder and harder, making sure those stairs shine brightly. Step by step, dragging the bucket with her, it’s starting to get heavier; the clock strikes 3am as sore hands continue to scrub, until she hears the clicking of heels coming down the stairs towards her. Looking up, her heart nearly stops. Sitting on the steps like Cinderella with her mop bucket, looking up at the handsome prince dressed all in black. In truth, Mallory had never seen a man as handsome as Michael before. He took her breath away just being near him.

“I… I’m sorry. Ms. Venable has me scrubbing the stairs. I’ll be glad to stop to let you by, and back up so you don’t slip. Someone fell earlier, so she had me scrub them by hand”, trying to smile, feeling embarrassed after what Venable had mentioned earlier.

Seeing his slight smirk turn dark as she explained why she was scrubbing the stairs at 3am. It took everything in him not to jerk her up, but it wasn’t her fault. Mallory had done no wrong. She was already afraid of him. He didn’t want to terrify her more. His smirk once again returned, offering her a hand. “Come, Mallory.” “I.. I don’t want to get in trouble, I should probably finish my work. You’re so very kind, Mr. Langdon”, blushing slightly, putting down the brush, thinking about it, but not wanting to feel the wrath of Venable, or the continued talk of everyone in the Outpost. “It’s Michael. And when I say come, you come. Do not worry about Venable or anyone else in this Outpost. Trust me when I say no harm will come to you. Now, come Mallory.” That part of her that feels as if it’s clawing to get out, it makes her want to run, but there’s something that makes her want to run to him. She’s so conflicted. Without thinking, she takes his hand, standing trusting in him. Taking her fingers interlacing them with his, wrapping them around her back, pulling her body close to his, whispering in her ear, “Good girl, now follow me”, as he kicks the bucket of water over, smirking leaving a little message for Venable as he holds Mallory’s hand. Seeing the look in her eyes, shaking his head as if forbidding her to speak. “Shhhhh, I told you, didn’t I?” Mallory simply nods, holding his strong hand tighter, feeling her heart beating faster as they turn the corner near his office and room. Feeling as if she’s going to faint when he opens the door, realizing exactly what Venable told her about his message, she starts to become sick, hesitating for a moment. Turning, seeing her standing in the doorway so pale, gripping onto the wall, smirking, shaking his head. “Oh dear Mallory, of all the women and men throwing themselves at me in this Outpost, do you really believe I’d force you to do something you don’t want to do? I’m not going to harm you”, walking back over to her. Trembling, feeling foolish, and ashamed, putting her head down, starting to cry, “I’m so sorry, Michael. Ms. Venable- nevermind. I’m so tired. I haven’t slept in months. I have horrible nightmares. I don’t know what’s real and what’s not anymore. I don’t know who I even am anymore. I’m just so tired”, reaching out for him falling into his arms.

 A man who had all but been dead inside, who had been put under a false identity spell by the Warlocks, himself to forget about Mallory, because of his plan for vengeance. Had it not been for the photo album and letter she’d written to him, they might’ve gotten away with it. He’d stashed it back and came upon it while going through his room one afternoon looking for the letter he’d hidden from Mrs. Mead detailing exactly what he needed to do. When he saw the album, and read the letter from Mallory, the spell was broken; he was able to remember everything, that’s when he went for vengeance. He destroyed the coven and warlocks. They were number one on his list. They were who kept his angel from him. They took her away. He knew one way or another, he’d find her. The Cooperative would find her. They’d keep her safe. Ironically enough, it was her own Aunt Myrtle, who placed her right back in his arms, he’s got her to thank for that gift, despite what she thought she was doing. Now, he’s having to bide his time to slowly remind her of who she is.  Holding her as if she were the most precious thing he’d ever touched, closing his eyes, smelling her hair, feeling her heart beating next to his chest. It feels like a lifetime since they’ve been together. They were robbed of the lifetime they deserved to have together. “Shhhhhh, tonight, you’ll have a hot bath, and sleep in a luxurious bed. I will never touch you until the day you ask me to, Mallory. Any of the things in the bathroom are yours to use as you see fit. There is a gown hanging on the back of the door for you once you’ve finished bathing. I promise you, my angel there will be no nightmares tonight. I’ll keep you safe”, caressing her back lovingly, placing a soft kiss atop Mallory’s disheveled hair as she nuzzles closer subconsciously wanting to be closer, not yet realizing the reason for the yearning she’s feeling inside.

 A few moments later, her head tilts upward, sleepy eyes meeting his, nodding, and smiling deeply appreciative.

“Thank you, Michael. I… I’m going to go get that bath now”, heart racing as she looks up into his eyes. It’s as if a movie is playing right before her eyes, one that’s going so fast she can’t tell what’s going on. It’s frustrating, and somewhat scary. Not wanting to let go of him, she blushes when she realizes she’s been looking up at him just a little too long. Looking away, pulling back, slowly walking into the bathroom. Closing the door, breathing deeply, kicking off those horribly uncomfortable boots into the corner of the room. Smiling at the sight of a bathtub, so very thankful as the hot water begins to fill the tub. Spying the lavender Epsom salts sitting beside of the tub, sprinkling a generous helping in, smiling happily, almost laughing as she begins to take off that hideous Grey Uniform. Mallory would love nothing more than to burn it, but realizing in this world, even as hideous as it is, it’s clothing. Slipping into the hot water, smelling the heavenly lavender as she begins to soak away all of the aches and pains of scrubbing those stairs, and the other duties of the day. Truth be told, Mallory couldn’t remember the last time she’d actually had a decent bath. The Grey’s were allotted a bathroom with a tiny shower, nothing remotely as nice as this. The water smelled so good, and felt like a warm blanket enveloping her, allowing Mallory to truly relax for the first time since she’d arrived at the Outpost, that it took very little time before she fell asleep. Michael had turned the bed down and changed into his lounge pants 45 minutes prior. He heard no sounds coming from the bathroom of Mallory moving in the water, or washing her hair, which was troublesome; knocking on the door, he got no response. Opening the door, “Mallory!” seeing her laying there in the bathtub, eyes closed, Michael’s eyes full of panic.

 “Whaaa, Michael?” waking up, startled, rubbing her eyes, the once hot water now cool, shivering, as part of her body comes out of the water, the cool air hitting her breasts making her nipples painfully erect. Still not fully awake enough to be ashamed or modest enough to fully cover herself, not quite sure exactly what happened. “Did I fall asleep in the bath?” “Yes, you did. You’ve been in here almost an hour. Here, let’s get you out”, holding up a large towel and his hand practically pulling a half asleep Mallory from the tub, wrapping her safely in the warm towel.

“Thank you, Michael, for making sure I didn’t drown in my sleep”, smiling sleepily, turning to him. “I’ll be in, in a few moments”, although he just saw her completely naked, laying in the bathtub, she’s now feeling modest, wanting to dry off and put on her gown alone. Taking the cue, and nodding, Michael smirks, “I’ll be waiting in bed.” Thankful for the big fluffy towel, drying off and snuggling in it for a few moments as Mallory goes through the toiletries. Seeing a bottle of Chanel #5, she can’t remember why, but she knows that’s something she loved. Smiling, after using her regular toiletries, putting on a couple of spritzes of the parfum, taking the long white gown off the back of the door, slipping it on, so thankful to be getting ready to have a good night’s sleep.

 Walking into the bedroom, seeing the lit fireplace, feeling the warmth, so thankful. “You look lovely, Mallory.” Hearing his voice, looking to the left, seeing the large bed, blushing as his hand pats the pristine white sheets. Walking over gingerly, looking shyly climbing into the king-sized bed. “You needn’t be shy. I already told you, I won’t touch you, not until you ask me to.  You’ll only share this bed with me.” Nodding, there’s a part of Mallory that wishes he would make a move, any move- to kiss her, hold her, hold her down and take her. Something. Then, there’s another part of her, the part of her that made her run. She can’t deny either part of her, or the dreams. She doesn’t know what’s real, or what’s imagined. She knows she needs sleep, that’s certain. Pulling the luxurious covers up around her, closing her eyes, she genuinely believes that tonight, she will sleep in peace, that the nightmares will stay away. She will be wrong. So. Wrong.

 As her eyes close and she quickly falls into a deep slumber, the dreams quickly come. ~*Young Mallory~* laying in a large king-sized bed, sleeping soundly with Michael feeling his warm body in the middle of the night moving in close to her, wrapping his arms around her from behind, placing his hand on her stomach, smiling, whispering, “I’m so happy, Mallory. We should’ve known you were pregnant.” Wiggling back against him, smiling happily, “I love you, Michael, we’ll be good parents, I just know it”, feeling Michael turning her face to his for a kiss as she wiggles her ass back against him, just like every morning, wanting him.

  Only this time, Mallory’s dreams have crossed over into reality.

Waking up with a loud gasp, eyes opening wide, she finds herself in a complete and utter state of shock unable to move. Michael is right up against her body. His arm is around her. His body is pressed firmly right behind her, with his erection resting between her legs. His face nuzzled in her neck.

Awakening himself, he pulls back slowly.

“Mallory, I… I’m sorry. You shouldn’t be violated in that manner. I was dreaming. I’m sorry”, reaching out, caressing her face lovingly. Nothing could be further from the truth. He wasn’t dreaming. He was manipulating her dreams to make her remember their times together.

Exhausted, confused, and having no idea what Michael was dreaming. Was he dreaming the same thing? Tears begin to stream down Mallory’s cheeks.

“It’s ok, Michael. It’s ok. I’m… I’m not angry. You didn’t hurt me. You didn’t hurt me. I… I was dreaming, then I woke up, and you were….  Please, just hold me”, whispering, crawling over to him, laying her head on his chest.

With her soft eyes closed, she’s unable to see the smirk on his face. He’s getting exactly what he wants.

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