#supergenius

[violent138]

Barry Allen nearly had a heart attack while scolding a Batkid about proper lab technique.

Only to find out that the root cause is Bruce, who learned everything he knows from studying alone or with crazy mad scientists he met on his travels, and taught them all kinds of shortcuts and "if your skin isn't green by the end it's a good lab day" kind of nonsense, which leads to Barry giving them all a formal lecture on biosafety and chemical hazards.

[videogamelover99]

Reverse SKK AUs are so funny because we have this scary, edgy Mafia Executive who seems to be one step ahead of anyone who tries to get in his way and then one time you see your "mysterious" co-worker yelling at him and calling him a "bastard" without blinking and you just want to live and have your agency survive and not get nuked by the PM and suddenly the big scary Mafia guy devolves into a five-year-old child and starts yelling playground insults back at him.

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

“Dazai’s a better partner for Chuuya” “Fyodor’s a better partner for Chuuya” “He’s working with Dazai!” “He’s working with Fyodor!”

No. Ditch them both, take Sigma, and get the fuck out of there, please Chuuya I believe in you

[miraluking-respectfully]

felix being referred to more or less exclusively as "your soldier" in-game speaks to how little the writers put into his character beyond his noggin full of sith secrets & his relationship with the consular; still, i do find it kind of sweet and funny, in a way. he's not a republic soldier, not even your personal bodyguard; he's your soldier. the consular is a small nation-state in and of herself

[spliqi]

she did NOT gaf about shibusawa’s sad backstory i can't breathe

[konnfusion]

not to be bisexual on main, but can we talk about Jamie's shirt in "Seeds of Death"?

lace-up on the front, lace-up on the sleeves, funkiest bisexual look yet

and the design on Zoe's outfit is apparently orange? honestly, work

[teacupballerina]

what do you think about Mitch x Buttercup?

Best Buttercup x regular human ship not even close. They are that damn weirdo friend pair everyone teases about dating and they INSIST they're just friends but actually end up developing mutual crushes in middle or high school. A lot of fanfics [even ones I love!!!] make Mitch a little bastart bitch who breaks Buttercup's heart, but after Ace I feel like she would never dare to be open with her feelings and let things get to the point of dating unless she were convinced that person simps for her hardcore. I think every kid in Pokey Oaks knows it would probably be suicide to fw any of the girls like that, no matter how stupid they grow up to be. Except Princess who canonically tore Bubbles' heart out in a chapter book, but it's Princess, lol.

Mitch gotta get a job or something though, and because he is redneck trailer park coded AS FUCK, he will 100% be a blue collar boy. I can see him being part of Townsville's reconstruction crews and helping sort shit after Powerpuff business.

So, yes. Mitch is Buttercup's future blue collar malewife, and he's one of the only men she trusts. It is law.

Side note, I pray for any human getting shipped with the PPG, it is what it is, but in Buttercup's case it could actually contribute to her running arc of practicing self-restraint, which is nice.

[sage-nebula]

You ever think about how embarrassing it has to be to be Eggman . . . like he doesn't feel any shame or embarrassment of any kind, he has an ego the size of the Death Egg (if not bigger), and that's all well and good for him. But like, he's a genius. He's a genius, but he's also a grown adult who has had several decades to work on his inventions and further his understanding of engineering and robotics. And that's all good, but then he's routinely matched (and sometimes even bested) by a literal eight-year-old child. Depending on whether anthros lose their baby teeth at the same rate as their species or at the same rate as human children, Tails could still have baby teeth. He's scared of thunderstorms. He likes to watch cartoons and he has a bedtime. But he can hack Eggman's systems, and create superior robots, and was legitimately this close to creating a cure for the metal virus before the zombots sabotaged him. Eggman might not feel any embarrassment over this, but he should. Tails clowns on him daily just by existing. Look at the accomplishments Eggman has to his name, and how many years it took him to make those, and then look at the accomplishments Tails has done, at a fraction of Eggman's age. Like that's just embarrassing, and so very, very funny.

[ttimecode]

dumbass that has genius moments x genius that has dumbass moments

[duckapus]

Idea I'm too tired to write properly:

Larryboy's driving through Bumblyburg on the trail of the Milkmoney Bandit (that one scallion mugger from the cold open of the Rumor Weed), whose been acting unusual lately. Not only is he doing more high-profile thefts than usual (he's got a very specific range, you know? it's in the name and everything), and not sticking to the shadows as well as normal, but he's been doing more thefts instead of fewer despite it almost being summer vacation (again, he's usually very particular about specifically taking milk money from school kids, so summer's his off-season). Larryboy managed to plant a tracker into the change the Bandit took in his most recent heist, and is following the signal to the warehouse district (it's a superhero city, gotta have a warehouse district).

He sneaks in, corners the Bandit with his usual theatrics... only to pause when he realizes that the Bandit looks really pale and wobbly. And then he glitches and says that his recent crimewave happened because "they" said they'd give him The Antidote if he did what they said. And when Larryboy questions this, one of Garyboy's plungers wraps him up and the virus comes out of the shadows.

As he's an eggplant of his word, he gives the Bandit a syringe containing the patch that'll purge the low-level malware in his system and tells him to skedaddle. Once the two are alone there's some hero-villain banter exchanged, they catch each-other up on what they've been doing lately (within reason. neither of them is about to reveal anything actually useful to one of their worst enemies), and eventually Larryboy manages to get loose.

The fight commences, during which it's revealed that Larry's suit has been reinforced to the point where Gary can't bite him through it. Larry's the more skilled fighter and Gary's stronger and has his Hydra powers, which makes them pretty evenly matched, at least until they've been fighting for a while and we're reminded that Code-Level entities don't get tired as fast as Character-Level entities (at east on average), so Gary gets the upper hand... metaphorically speaking.

Thankfully, he's not here to finish the job this time. Instead, he's here to show off a new trick he learned. He shoots a plunger (on a stick instead of a cord. that is something the super-suction ears can do even if it's only happened once in the Fib from Outer Space as a slapstick thing) at the Larrymobile, causing it to transform. Obviously it switches to Garyboy's color scheme, but it also gets a bit bigger and changes its signature smooth cucumber-shape into something more angular with segmented armor plating.

And, of course, once it's fully become the Garymobile Garryboy gains the ability to control it remotely. He takes it for a spin, knocking Larryboy around in the process, before portaling out. Communications come back online (because of course Garyboy was jamming his signal on top of everything else) and when Alfred asks if Larry's alright all he can think to say is that he needs a new car.

[curseofbreadbear]

ok idk if anyone here has watched the show f.ringe but. walter b.ishop and william b.ell are henry & william-coded in this essay i will

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

it's nuts how much of a long con the master's plans are. like spyfall already took presumably years to set up, but in potd theres 8 years between phases. he does the seismology unit bit and then fucks off to siberia for 8 years to eventually get the doctor in saint petersburg. thats nuts

[incorrectgarashir]

Garak: I don’t like my last name, i want to change it to something cooler

Julian: Like what

Garak: How about Bashir?

Julian:

Julian: …You want us to be SIBLINGS?

[whatudottu]

OP I hope you know your banger headcanons have got me to start wondering if there’s memes on the extranet about stuff like “introducing your Galvan friend to your Tetramand friend vs introducing your Cerebrocrustacean friend to your Appoplexian friend”

Anon I also hope you know that my first thought after I saw this ask had kinda ‘Introducing our bass player to things he’s never seen before’ vibes I guess especially for the galvan friend, who in the world of Whatudottu (and all the influences I have) headcanons is the stereotypically socially isolated intelligent species between them and cerebrocrustaceans lmao-

…hmm I wonder if I should add the names of Ben 10 aliens into my dictionary :P

Hehe, I’ll admit that while I have headcanons on the fly for galvans and cerebrocrustaceans to guess at how they’ll react interacting with a friend’s friend (ccs being more obvious and welcoming in the friend group, potentially galvans having jealousy issues or even just fascination someone can have more than one friend and ones with such differences), but I have no idea how tetramands and appoplexians would react lmao, at least not beyond your appoplexian friend being confounded by how nice your cerebrocrustacean friend is (potentially versus any bias they might’ve learnt) met with a mutual confusion when your cerebrocrustacean friend sees you and your appoplexian friend verbally and or physically roughhousing :P

[prommytheus]

i cant find the original post i made (i will eventually and screenshot the replies bc they were important) but i stand by the ultimate red flag for me is if they played tgaa and didnt like Iris Wilson

[as-above-rp]

Basilisk has been itching to get out more. I'd love to write with him, but GOD he's so hard to write sometimes 😔 🤣