#super ultra 💅💅

[zuiz41]

The Awkward Dating(??) Phase 😏

Is it too gay to stare at ur "best (boy)friend" with your hand holding one of his secretly?

[furiosophie]

super graphic ultra-modern girl like me ✨🪐💅🫐

[threebooksoneplot]

love this podcast so much! this is probably a bit of a nuts ask but i just wanted to let you guys know that you've genuinely helped me in real life- I was approached by two Mormon missionaries today (i live in the UK so it was Unexpected to say the least) and for the entirety of the conversation I was remembering how you mentioned on one of your episodes (99% sure it was you guys) about how being on missionary is most Mormons' first experience of the wider world so you should do your best to be polite etc. all the context you gave genuinely helped me navigate the conversation so much lmao, you guys are entertaining AND educational 10/10

oh wow!! daaaamn, good for you!

and yeah, that sounds like something we would say. I (G) can't seem to dig up receipts right now but the tl;dr is that oftentimes, door-to-door evangelism of the kind mormon missionaries and jehovah's witnesses engage in is less effective at converting people, but highly effective at reinforcing to the group's members that all outsiders are Cruel And Sinful and therefore you should never leave The Church because that's where the only good and kind people are.

but also, like, 90% of the time the reason I (G) try to be kind to mormon missionaries is because they're like 20 and have never been allowed the simple joy of a macchiato (but must try to fill that void with vile concoctions of dr pepper, gummy worms, and half 'n half, apparently.)

also, let the record show that "being kind" does not mean showing any interest whatsoever in converting to mormonism, or leading them on to that effect! but it costs $0 to wish them a nice day and be a shining example of how wearing spaghetti straps does not in fact lead to sacrificing live goats to satan.

anyway. we're proud of you, anon! glad you like the ole podcast 🤠

—G

yeah this is awesome to hear!! and even to add onto this, that sort of advice is pretty good to utilize just in general when talking to people from these ultra-conservative, super-sheltered (and yes, usually religious) upbringings. like G said, you don't need to lie to them and make them believe that "oh yeah totally i'm absolutely going to see you this sunday and I sure will consider changing the entirety of my belief system/morals!" but, yknow, just be kind. it's good to do even for Normal Regular people you see on the street. but this isn't sesame street so I won't start that brand of schoolyard lecture.

semi-related, but a little tangential: my super-strict catholic high school used to invite mormon missionaries to come and 'speak with' specific religious classes (usually the TrulyCatholic bitches took these) every year. and every year we heard about how "lol the ridiculous mormons keep coming and being nice to us to try and talk about their religion as if we're EVER going to change our minds and believe in their FAKE and WRONG version of christianity?? isn't it so stupid that they're so patient and kind to us even as sister catherine anne stands back and lets us bully—I mean, debate these guys? anyways I wonder when the morons—I mean, mormons, will stop coming back. 😌💅"

and to this day I still think about those guys! because I never understood their willingness to come back every year, and I could not fathom why they were consistently so nice. learning more about mormonism through this podcast has really helped my ex-catholic ass look at the outside world and be like "oh, we were the assholes. I mean, I knew that already, but shit." and tbh i'm sure they honestly loved coming to my school, because nothing will solidify your own stance/opinion on a group of 'outsiders' than a mob of privileged ravenous catholic teenagers. anyways, let that be a refrain for you on your new day-to-day: don't be like the catholics, be kind. amen 🙏

—shannon

[booksboobsandbitches]

Phantom Troupe Gay levels

Chrollo

Houston, we have a queer.

Omni/Pan.

He/They.

Gender is: 🎶Call me whacchu want, but you can't call me broke.🎶

Nobunaga

Bi.... Bi himself.

He's like a spartan Ig. Like he's down, but he's gotta see his partner as a partner. Strong man, strong woman. He doesn't gaf. -lowves Uvowu- Cis man.

Feitan

🤠

Ace

Aro

Just no

Machi

A whole ass lesbian.

Good for her

She/They

Phinks

Cannot swim

Straight man

Does NOT wash his ass

But also is very aromantic

Cis bitch

Franklin

Weed man

I can see him falling for a lesbian and never getting over it.

Undefined sexuality

Cis man

Shizuku

THEY THEM, But sometimes she💅

They're into just about everyone they can remember.

Will never make a move

Or will make the move and forget about it immediately

Bonolenov

Gay

Idk man

Just Gay

I like to imagine him having a husband and a condo that's decked out to the max. And he just like never talks about it cuz it's his business.

Cis man

Shalnark

GAY GAY SUPER MEGA ULTRA GAY

Twink ass bitch

He/they

Uvogin

We already know he's kissin the homies regularly.

Gay

Cis buff man

Pakunoda

LESBIAN

So gay it hurts

She and chrollo are like the perfect example of a queer friendship fs.

Kortopi

They/Them/It

It doesn't get a lot of screentime. So I'm just goin off vibes alone. But Ig I rock with them.

Uhhh, Aro/Ace.

[tenderperversion-moved]

you know what they say 🗣 never waste a friday night on a first date 🤓☝️but there i was 🧍‍♀️in my heels with my hair straight 👩 and so, i take him to this bar 🥂 this man wouldnt dance 🤦‍♀️ he didnt ask a single question 😐 and he was wearing these. fugly jeans (ew) 🙄 it doesnt matter though 🤷‍♀️ he doesnt have what it takes to be 👫 with a girl. like. me 👑😌 not overdramatic 💅 i know what i want 🫦 were leaving the planet 🌎🚀 and you. cant. come 🙅‍♀️😜 uh-huh, im through 🚫 with all these hyper mega bummer boys like you 🫵🧍‍♂️ oh yeah, i need 🥵 a super graphic ultra modern girl like me 👯‍♀️ were hot, were drunk, wow 🍹look at her moving, baby, shes the one 💃🍑 oh yeah, i need 🙏 a super graphic ultra modern GIRL. LIKE. ME ‼️♀️👭

[not-the-mom-friend]

there’s a party coming up I was wondering if you could crash it 🥺

-💅

I cant Ive got a thing coming up

And then another thing

And oh boy theres this super ultra mega important other thing Im so busy maybe ask someone else?

[shabupi]

Introduction update 1:

Artist for about 1 year now

Ensemble stars fan 💅💅

Ultra SUPER DUPER GAY (bisexual)

Started liking homestuck

🗣️ Part of the Sogga gang!!! Floppa gang dni /j

Ok byye ☃️

Alright then time for an introduction.

Hi I'm shabupi.

I have an obsession with borzois and this stupid red elephant plush (such as the examples below).

Also silly cats such as this one

Anyways hope i get to know y'all

Oh and btw I'm gonna post alot in here, stuff like random thoughts i have, ideas, posts about my everyday life, memes MAYBE EVEN A DRAWING (once in awhile) all that good stuff so don't be surprised if you see any of it in here...

Bye

[aseksualna]

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42. Twoje 3 ulubione blogi? Hmmm wszystkie od których rebloguje, a mam wrażenie że często rebloguje od ✨ ciebie✨ , ✨siebie✨ i @awfuldolley ✨ jesteśmy top 3, no cóż💅

87. Opisz swojego partnera. Ojej to mogłabym pisać do jutra hihi Jest najprzystojniejszym mężczyzną w moim małym świecie, jest wysoki, silny, ma brodę, duże rączki i śliczne oczka. Najbardziej jednak kocham jego umysł i serduszko, bo cały czas o mnie pamięta i nawet dał mi je -❤ hihi Jest ultra mądry, uczy mnie czasami różnych nowych rzeczy, dzięki niemu jestem koksem z matmy! Bardzo o mnie dba, jest czuły i kochany, sprawia, że jestem bardzo szczęśliwa. Robi mi pyszne jedzonko, gra mi pioseneczki, a wczoraj to nawet zrobił mi super wieczór i puścił dużo bajeczek!

102. Chcesz mieć tatuaż? Raczej nie, bo boję się igieł, jestem niezdecydowana i w sumie to nie jestem ich fanką 👉👈

[amberluv28]

Random Girly Gif post! Will post multiple cute & girly girls gifs. So if you consider yourself the super ultra feminine girly girl like me! Feel free to post on this post and fluid it with all things GIRL. 💅🥰💕