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The great thing about being an Adult is that if you randomly get Extremely Overwhelmed by Existence, no one can stop you from going into your closet in your bedroom with your laptop, changing into a onesie, and sitting in the dark quiet enclosed space all by yourself (even though you're the only one here because your spouse isn't home from work yet).
#my favorite part being that I had a really good chill therapy session today because things have been on the whole pretty good this past week#and then I swear it was like someone just dropped a giant DOOM blanket over my head an hour later#went from having a chill convo with friends to being pretty sure they all hate me#(or at best that I was just being annoying and unhelpful and unwanted in said conversation)#nearly had a small meltdown about the fact that one of the horses got wet *before* I got outside to put him in his sheet#and then it just kept spiraling from there#one of the hay nets needs to be repaired AGAIN and I'm almost in frustrated tears just remembering that#I was supposed to refill my pill boxes after work#but then I ended up having to work late after therapy so I haven't done that#or anything else productive#I was going to try and make soup tonight but that sounds super overwhelming now#so anyway fuck this storm that rolled in about an hour and a half ago#gonna go get some rescue meds for my anxiety now that i've remembered that those exist#and some other meds for what I assume is a continuing to brew migraine#and see if I can remember how to be A Human before my spouse gets home
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Thinking about a crack SV AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into a horse.
Luckily he is not a normal horse, no! He is a spiritual stallion, a character that was mainly a joke about the novel's genre in PIDW, originally bred on Cang Qiong's beast tamer peak but not actually encountered until Luo Binghe's "raze cultivation society to the ground" phase. At which point there was a subplot about him finding the stallion and letting it loose to run free, as like, an allegorical reference. Occasionally Binghe would find other horses across the years that were obviously descended from that one, as more jokes, until Airplane forgot about the reference and never brought it up again.
Shen Yuan, of course, was always Big Mad that Binghe never got to actually ride this super magical mystical horse, and never got the horsegirl arc he deserved! Where is the man's companion animal? How can someone with nine billion wives and even more nameless underlings be fated for a life of perpetual loneliness??
Naturally, the first thing Shen Yuan does upon figuring out that he's this magic horse is break out of the beast peak and make for Qing Jing. He's not necessarily planning to go bond with the protagonist or anything, but he's not particularly keen to live out his fate as some feral horse that fucks other horses either, and he's extremely valuable so it's unlikely anyone will kill him even if they catch him again. So, might as well take the opportunity to clap eyes on his favorite character before he's doomed to a life of eating hay and whatever, right?
Horse SY manages to arrive on Qing Jing Peak right before the start of the skinner mission, though, just as Ming Fan is telling Luo Binghe that there aren't enough horses. Ning Yingying points out SY and is all oh look, one of the stable hands must have realized the error and brought another, and everyone else is kind of like "uh that is... not a normal horse...?" but then Shen Qingqiu gets impatient and snaps at them to get a move on, and fear of their mercurial shizun overrides everything else to the point where Binghe just clambers desperately onto this mystical saddle-free horse.
Airplane borrowed kelpies for his demon beasts at some point and they are pretty common, so it occurs to Luo Binghe only after he's climbed onto the strange and definitely not normal Horse SY that he might be on the verge of getting carried off and drowned. But SY just kind of rolls with it, and falls into line with the other horses.
Hey, it's an excuse to leave the sect! And practice doing horse stuff! And also, he's not going to buck Luo Binghe off of his back!
Of course as it happens, the specific kind of magical horse that Shen Yuan is comes with a specially bred-for trait where they only bond to one rider. They're usually bred for like, kings and emperors and other highly important figures as status symbols, like magical companion animals but ones with perfectly mundane utilities. He's also got Shadowfax-like stamina and speed, meaning that Airplane can treat this kind of horse as interchangeable with a motorbike, and of course the capacity to cultivate. Which means that when the party finally arrives at their destination, everyone suddenly realizes that Luo Binghe has unwittingly bonded with a horse that's worth a fortune and won't ever let anyone else ride it now.
Shen Qingqiu flips his shit, Shen Yuan bites Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe hyperventilates, Ning Yingying gets kidnapped, and the situation basically resolves with Shen Yuan kicking the shit out of the skinner demon in defense of his new BFF the baby protagonist.
Well if he's going to end up letting anyone ride him for the rest of his life, Luo Binghe would be his first choice.
Anyway they get back and Shen Qingqiu is still spitting mad and offers Luo Binghe's head on a platter to the lord of the beast peak, but Beast Peak's people are actually kind of pleased. Like sure it's a little inconvenient, because Luo Binghe is a Qing Jing disciple and not one of theirs, but they were honestly beginning to worry that this stallion wouldn't bond with anyone! It's really hard to manage them when they don't! And SY in particular comes from a long and illustrious lineage that has nearly died out a few times, so they were never planning to sell him off even for a high price anyway. With a rider chosen, the odds of them getting him to cooperate for breeding purposes are a lot higher, plus it will be much easier to take care of him now! Though they will be taking Shen Qingqiu up on his offer of Luo Binghe's time, since "punishment" for this transgression will involve splitting his time between the peaks in order to help take care of SY (all the beast peak disciples are super relieved, apparently before Shen Yuan transmigrated, the horsey original goods was extremely prone to biting and kicking...)
Shen Qingqiu basically tells Luo Binghe not to bother coming back, which fills Binghe with despair, but he gets over it eventually. The beast peak is nice! They give him a cultivation manual as well, in order to help him understand what they do, and it seems that Binghe can understand it a lot better than his QJP one. The peak lord gives him permission to use the dorms as well, since there will probably be times when he has to stay overnight, and no one says much about it when Binghe basically moves in full time. On the books he's still a Qing Jing disciple, but functionally he's a transfer student now. He even sits in on classes and lectures, and a lot of the peak are just under the impression that he was transferred over to their peak in full.
Shen Yuan considers this a big improvement, and expects Luo Binghe to enjoy running around with all the pretty girls on the peak. But Binghe mostly seems to spend his time with him, in fact, asking questions upon questions not only about Shen Yuan's breed, but about his specific background and lineage. The beast peak is overall pretty nice, although sadly it's not full of cool monsters and companion animals as Shen Yuan would have hoped. Mostly the peak specializes in the cultivation world's equivalent of livestock and work animals, training beasts like spirit eagles and horses like himself, and raising animals prized for their meat, organs, bones, or other parts for medicinal, alchemical, or culinary ingredients, or sometimes components for weapons or other spiritual tools. They work the most closely with Qian Cao, Wan Jian, and An Ding.
Being a horse is honestly kind of boring for Shen Yuan, although running is fun, and he at least gets plenty of time to work on his cultivation.
By the time Sha Hualing's invasion happens, he's gotten pretty comfortable in his new state of affairs. Binghe has even figured out that he likes being read to, and has started reading aloud to him from various texts in the evenings! So far no good novels, or even bad trashy novels, but it's better than nothing!
Binghe also takes him for a lot of rides around the peaks (not Qing Jing) which is how they end up caught on Qiong Ding when the rainbow bridge goes down. When Shen Qingqiu tells Luo Binghe to fight, Binghe doesn't even have a weapon at hand.
Actually, he doesn't have a sword at hand.
Turns out having your magical horse kick a demon to death is still pretty effective!
Shen Yuan even manages to avoid getting poisoned too. Rather, Elder Hammer threatens to poison him and Luo Binghe charges at him shouting "stay away from my horse! I'll kill you!" and etc, and does get nicked by the thorns, but only Binghe and Shen Yuan notice and of course the poison doesn't work on Binghe, congrats for unlocking a new hint as to Luo Binghe's mysterious origins!
Yes, Horse SY shows up to help Binghe in the Dream Demon event. He still looks like a horse for it, but it also marks the first time he's able to speak to Luo Binghe, which successfully distracts Luo Binghe from a lot of the tormenting visions of his past because talking magic horse friend has a way of doing that.
So the Dream Demon is like, that's not a normal horse, and Luo Binghe is all "stay away from my horse! I'll kill you!" and Shen Yuan gets knocked out of the dream as usual. Wakes up to Luo Binghe rushing to his stall to check on him and prepare him some nice warm congee and double-check that he can't talk for reals (only in dreams for now, alas).
Anyway Luo Binghe has no reason to hide his demonic cultivation practice from his horse, so Shen Yuan gets to sit in on it as Binghe tries to put Meng Mo's teachings into practice, which he finds super cool. Binghe's normal cultivation also progresses quite a bit, but he's still very much disadvantaged there because the beat peak is only giving him like, half-assed guest disciple status lessons, no personal one-and-one tutelage, and he's unofficially banned from Qing Jing and wouldn't get any help there anyway (apart from Ning Yingying). The beast peak lord isn't really his shizun and Shen Qingqiu isn't going to take Binghe to do things like claim a sword from Wan Jian, either.
Luckily, Binghe can now confer with his horse in his dreams! Shen Yuan has such helpful ideas as compelling various hall masters and combat teachers to dream about their lessons, so that Binghe can insert himself into the form of their students and supplement his tutelage with nighttime training from all around the sect. And also stealing some blank documents from An Ding and forging paperwork to turn over to Wan Jian to make it look like Binghe has permission to claim a spiritual sword without Shen Qingqiu's approval.
What a way to pass the time before the Immortal Alliance Conference!
Horse Shen Yuan would like very much to just carry Luo Binghe away in the opposite direction, thank you, but he does have a system and it is still holding a metaphorical gun to his head about this. Still, there's no force in the world that could keep Shen Yuan in his stable when shit starts to go down, or that could stop him from kicking the snot out of Shen Qingqiu when he tries to throw Binghe into the Abyss. (Binghe's thoughts on the fight: "stay away from my horse! I'll kill you!")
However, Binghe does still get thrown down, and Horse SY runs off whilst weeping crystalline tears of dismay as his mane whips in the wind, imagining a future where a blackened Luo Binghe returns for his revenge arc and symbolically sends his beloved horsie companion away forever to go frolic or some shit, which Shen Yuan is not interested in!
But what can he do? By the time Binghe gets out of the Abyss, his need for a horse will be decidedly minimal. It already went down a bunch when he finally got Zheng Yang (that Binghe somehow almost never flew anywhere on, surely for reasons unrelated to his bond with SY), and with Xin Mo and all his OP talents, even if he did keep Shen Yuan, wouldn't he become as much of a useless background character as countless auxiliary wives in his harem?
No! He won't stand for it! There has to be a way for him to convince even blackened Binghe that Shen Yuan is still the best ride in town!
Luckily, Shen Yuan knows where there are some power-ups that might be able to help him. While he won't touch anything that would be vital for the protagonist, he's more flexible on screwing over random future harem members or side characters, especially when it wouldn't even really harm them all that much. So while Binghe is going through his gauntlet of horrors in the Abyss, Shen Yuan embarks on his own level-up quest to dramatically increase his cultivation, and become more capable of keeping up with Binghe.
When this leads to Shen Yuan being able to take on a human form, he gets really excited, but that's mostly for personal comfort reasons. He can finally hold books again! And talk to people! Who cares if he looks like someone's ponysona gijinka, he can walk over to a stall and order meat buns!
Unicorn form is next, and it's... meh? Mostly it's a boost in his cultivation. The horn looks fun but doesn't really do much.
When he upgrades to being able to take on a pegasus form, now that's really cool. He can fly now! Not only is it crazy good fun, but it also increases his mobility exponentially. Surely riding a flying horse would be more comfortable than balancing on a sword, too?
But that's not enough for his actual goal, he needs to keep going until he finally finds the right bullshit mythical item that will do what he hopes:
Turn him into a dragon!
Unfortunately said bullshit item is in the demon realms, which are a fairly difficult place to navigate as either a horse or a human. Beefing up for the trip takes Shen Yuan just about two years, and requires all of his other upgrades. But he does it, he gets to the demon realms, eats the creatively named Dragon Fruit Plant, and... gets... stuck???
In his new dragon form???
WTF this didn't happen to the random ox that Luo Binghe fed the fruit to in order to create a suitable beast of burden to impress the husband of Wife No.666! Although, thinking about it, maybe it did because it wasn't like the ox ever turned back into an ox afterwards. But Shen Yuan just figured that was because it was a simple beast of burden and saw becoming a dragon as an overall upgrade, why go back? He honestly hadn't really thought about it!
Cue Luo Binghe getting out of the Abyss only to shortly find that a random dragon is following him around. Maybe that just happens here? It doesn't attack him, at least, and he has no time to deal with it (or to sleep) because his first order of business is establishing enough of a foothold in the demon realms to regain access to the human ones, and find out what happened to his horse. And then kill Shen Qingqiu. In that order.
#svsss#bingqiu#scum villain#scum villain's self saving system#long post#bonus: in dreams shen yuan often refers to luo binghe finding a herd of wives as interchangeable with his ideas of success#binghe assumes this is because shen yuan is a literal stallion#shen yuan makes reference at one point to tolerating it if binghe needs to pull a girl up into his saddle#sy has of course been thinking about it and his magical one-rider-only horse aversions to the idea#but he's pretty sure he could control the impulse to knock her off and trample her for binghe's sake#and also because that would probably cost him good horsie privileges since binghe's wives come first etc etc#meanwhile binghe would probably sooner stab someone than let her ride shen yuan with him#the whole idea is so off-putting to him he's like if I encounter a damsel in distress with two broken legs she can drag herself home :)
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d. lizewski as your boyfriend
summary: dating dave lizewski headcanons!
pairing: dave lizewski x fem!reader
wc: 407
warnings: smut at the end
a/n: omg!! thank you guys so much for 100 followers that so cool. but also tell me why my friend read my last fic chy im so embarrassed, if ur reading this hai heh. heres a little drabble with some smutty stuff as a filler until i can make a real fic again. likes and reblogs appreciated!
clingy as hell! this goes hand and hand with him being a jealous bf, hes always holding some part of you, because he wants people to know your his and also because he loves touching you
hes a jealous boyf cuz hes a little insecure, not growing up with a lot of female attention then bagging a beautiful girl like you can make him doubt himself
but you always reassure him, telling him hes the best thing to happen to you and he returns those feelings
you cleaning him up after he gets off patrol and him being completely covered in bruises and marks
scolding him on how dangerous being kick ass is and if he isn't gonna be more careful, you want him to stop
it taking him forever to admit to you he was kickass cause he didn't want you to judge him
comic book dates where you buy dinner and a new comic book and he tells you every detail about it
random rants while watching his favorite shows or movies on what's accurate and what's not
him sneaking into your window late at night to cuddle
him bragging to his friends about how perfect you are and how your the best girl in town
make out sessions after school in alleys behind dumpsters
movie nights at his place, you two are curled up on his bed with a bowl of popcorn but by the end of the movie, the popcorn's on the floor, and your both making out
definitely a hand holder like he'll hold your hand wherever, he doesn't care who see's
loves pda cause he likes when you show him off
threatens to beat up anyone who messes with you, but you decline with a giggle
nsfw below the cut
loves make out sessions, could literally eat your face for hours
definitely whimpers lmfao hes such a crybaby when hes about to cum
you guys took each others v cards, so even though your first time was super sloppy and you didnt exactly finish, it was still so amazing and romantic
def a tits guy, will just stare at them for as long as possible
hes one of those gross tongue kissers that doesn't really ease into the kiss, he just shoves his tongue down your throat *you dont really mind that tho*
him fucking you in his suit, it turns him on so bad, him being fully clothed while ur bare in front of him
DEFINITELY A MUNCH literally will eat you out for hours asking "is this good?"
#dave lizewski#kick ass#dave lizewski x reader#aaron taylor johnson#dave lizewski x fem!reader#kick-ass#kick ass 2010#dave lizewski x you#dave lizewski imagine#dave lizewski fanfic#dave lizewski smut
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jake helping you w heavy periods -requested
heavy periods isn't something funny. cramp pains on the lower side of your belly, so heavy they will even spread to your lower back and thighs. on the worst days, the discomfort even interferes in daily activities. but since dating jake he wouldnt leave you alone in this : being with jake, means being supported 100% at all times. at first he didn't get it tho : seeing you suddenly in pain and in some kind of mood he wasn't used to it, he would freaked out, thinking your mad at him. are you okay, baby ? did i do something wrong ? he'd pout to you, not understanding at first on your sudden change. after explaining him you current condition, he'd be relived to know you aren't mad at him but he'll still be sad to be helpless. he would be extra cuddly, rubbing your skin where he thinks would help you, or kissing those places. he would also be more soft on you, understanding that your mood swings are coming from your hormones n you are'nt purely mad at him
after that jake would never be unprepared again. he had bought heat pack for you lower body pains, snacks, pads or tampon of different size, n kept all of those in a designed place for you in his bedroom. jake would never leave his angel in pain alone, so either you're at his dorm or your own place, he will come to you w those product to help. you also don't need him to tell him when you get your periods, as he would track them thanks to phone apps. he won't tell you tho, he will just be extra caring on those days, leaving you comforting and supportive text messages and bringing you your favorite food and snacks on those days. he would even buy you a special plushie, he'd ask you to hug when he isn't there for you, dressing it w your fav shirt of his and spraying his perfume on it.
but one the days he is finishes his schedule earlier, he will come to you, without forgetting to bring the products he bought especially for those days. he would text you before coming over , telling you that he will use the emergency keys of your apartment. once arrived, he will super soft for you : he would become your legs and your arms, holding you in his arm, bridal style, because you are his princess, if you need to go to the toilet. he wouldn't hold you without making you laugh, dramatically playing like a knight, trying to make you forget about your current pain. i'm afraid that won't be possible, princess y/n, he'd say taking your body in his, me as your knight in armor, wouldn't less such princess use her feet in such situation, he would add, taking you to your bathroom. he would also make sure to keep the heat pack, warm on your body and his hands soothing your lower back, soothing you.
if your cramps are terrible, he would pout at your sight, feeling helpless is an awful feeling form him specially where youre the one in need of help. he will remain by your side tho, actively looking for pills against periods pains n would bring them along your snacks. he would then kiss you as a reward to be this strong for taking the médecine but also enduring this pain every month. you're so strong baby, i could never do it, hed say kissing your temple. or if your mood isn't the best, he will endure them and not make you feel invalid. oh baby why are you crying, he'd hold your face w both of his hands holding your cheeks, the movie is this munch for you right now, no ? he would then add, swiping away your tears. lets put something less emotional, m'okay baby ?, he'd finish, softly kissing you, adorationn spreading out of his body.
notes : hai anon here is ur request >< i wasnt so sure of what you wanted so i tried to stay general, tho i hope it still pleases you >< please lemme kno in the inbox !! i also hope youre done w ur periods <3
@imaluckygirl @luvj4key @stwrjvke @goldenretrieverjakezgirlbaby @jaeyunpinkyring @pockettwinzz @jwsdoll @heeheeswifey
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✮ matching hoodies
౨ৎ veritas ratio x reader. fluff, gn!reader, ratio is so in love w you, modern!au — wc: 733 | tags: @rosequarzo @fairykazu
notes. hai im back w another ratio fic
"remind me why we are here again?" veritas asks, watching you look through the hoodie section of the store.
"i’m here to buy a hoodie, veritas. you’ve asked that question ten times now," you sighed. turning your head to face him, you see a pronounced frown on his face. "why are you frowning? do you not like accompanying me shopping?"
"no it’s just- our closet is already full of your hoodies. more than half of the closet is filled with your stuff. why do you need more?" veritas answers.
you give him a sheepish smile in return. "well, i happen to be someone who loves hoodies so deal with it. besides, i know you love borrowing my hoodie from time to time."
veritas's face actually turns a light shade of red hearing you expose his actions. "you- you didn’t have to say that out loud, idiot."
you gasped dramatically. "veritas ratio, language!" and you dodged an incoming balled-up scrap of paper. "what was that for?!"
“for being annoying.”
"oh you wound me," you placed a hand over your chest for dramatic effect and couldn’t help the laugh from escaping your lips as you see veritas's disgusted look. "okay, how about you sit over there while i find the perfect hoodie for me to wear, yeah?" you pointed at the small seating area and veritas agrees silently, taking the other shopping bags with him.
as soon as veritas sits down and busies himself with his phone, you scavenged through the pile of hoodies, racks of sweaters, basically anything that fits the category ‘long-sleeved and keeps us warm’. hoodie hunting wasn’t your favorite pastime as it not only takes up so much of your time but you also have to let go of the other cute hoodies you find along the way.
when you reached the last pile of hoodies, you find a white hoodie with a small brown dinosaur holding out a finger heart while winking and facing the right. looking below that was an identical one, it being a black hoodie with a green dinosaur doing the same pose except it’s facing the left. putting the two hoodies next to each other, it makes it seem like the dinosaurs are shooting hearts at each other.
your eyes light up as soon as you find these two pairs of hoodies, grabbing both and ran to the cashier (veritas fortunately did not see you). as soon as you paid, you basically skipped your way back to veritas, which caught his attention. "why- when did you pay for the hoodie? i could’ve paid for you."
"just now!" you replied and took out the black hoodie from the bag, showing it to him. "look, isn’t it cute? especially the dinosaur!"
veritas nods, not really paying attention to the hoodie. "it’s cute, yeah- what are you do-" he gets cut off when you basically force him to wear the hoodie.
taking out the white hoodie, you wore it, and smiled at him. "look, now we match!"
veritas looks at the mirror in front of him and true to your words, you both were indeed matching. "what the hell?"
"don’t you dare take it off," you warned, seeing veritas about to reach for the hem of the hoodie. "i paid for these hoodies and you’re keeping it. it’s cute, okay? look at the dinosaurs! just like you and me."
"very funny, y/n," veritas grumbles, holding you by the waist as he leads you out of the store. "this is embarrassing!" though the way his hands tightened around your waist says a different thing.
"be glad i didn’t end up picking one where it was super obvious that we got matching hoodies." you say, poking his cheeks. "besides, we don’t have any matching items! the closest thing we have to something classified as matching is that keychain we bought on our first date."
"and do you not like the keychains?" veritas asks. "it’s two cats and when you connect them with each other it looks like they’re cuddling with each other.”
"okay, i did not ask for your inner cat lover to come out when we’re discussing the keychains," you pointed out. "yes i love the keychains, but i want something more, hence the hoodies."
veritas groans, looking at his hoodie and yours. "be glad that i love you."
"that’s such a cliche thing to say." you giggled.
"shut up."
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🎒✏️🍎 weekend activity for littles! turn your house into a school! 🍎✏️🎒
prepare your schedule the night before! what classes will you do at what time? what order will you do them in? write it down! set alarms on your phone for when each class will be, so you know when to switch!
don’t forget to prepare worksheets, activities, and make sure you know what rooms you’re using! if you have a cg, this job is best suited for them!
class ideas: math, spelling, writing, social studies/history, science, art, music, etc!
“downtime” class ideas: naptime, free time, movie time, free draw, computer lab, play time
wake up bright and early! get dressed, brush your teeth, brush your hair, and get your school supplies! go into the room that you’ve designated as your classroom!
if you have a cg, have them be your teacher for the day! if you don’t have one, that’s okay! you can do all of this by yourself pretty easily.
if the room has a closet, use that as your cubby! hang up your bag and any other belongings in it!
get ready for your school day! sit down on the floor like you would in a preschool or kindergarten classroom, and get ready to learn!
ideas on what to do for each class under the cut (to avoid this post being way too long!)
math
print out some math worksheets (or download and do them digitally, bonus points if it’s on a tablet with a stylus for extra realism!) and work on them! do whatever level of math is most accessible to you!
count stuff! count your toys, blocks, stuffies, anything! make problems and equations by taking away items, adding items, dividing items, etc and solve them!
play math games! multiplication .com has a lot of accessible math games, or you can use the flashpoint program to play math games from your favorite tv shows!
ELA
print/download handwriting practice sheets and practice writing your letters!
if you have a cg with you, have them read a book out loud to you! make sure to pay attention, and be prepared to write about what was just read to you!
read your favorite book, and create a book report based on it with pictures and decorations!
do spelling worksheets and exercises!
social studies
practice geography by identifying states or countries on an unlabeled map! start with your own country, then move on to other countries to make it more challenging!
learn about history by watching educational history cartoons!
do a cultural interview! find someone in your life whether it be a friend, a partner, or a family member and interview them about their heritage and culture! if you can’t find someone, write about your own culture!
science
use a store bought science kit and play around with it! write down everything you’ve learned.
make slime or oobleck! there’s countless recipes online that teach you how to make them! they’re both super easy to make.
draw a diagram of our solar system! label the planets properly and write one fact about each one!
art
draw your family! could be your biological or found family!
finger paint!
watercolor paint!
make pottery out of clay or play doh!
make a collage of your favorite things! print out pictures of stuff you like and glue it to a piece of paper!
music
sing along to your favorite songs! pull up sing-along versions of songs from disney movies or karaoke versions of your favorite songs!
if you have any kind of instrument, play it! try to play simple songs on it like mary had a little lamb or hot cross buns!
if you’re regressed a bit older, study sheet music! teach yourself what all the symbols mean!
nap time
take a 30 minute break to nap, or just lay down and rest! put on a soft lullaby or a quiet song you really like.
to make it more “school-like”, nap on the floor! preferably on a fluffy rug or mat, so it isn’t uncomfortable or bad for your back! lay out your favorite blanket, pillow, stuffie, and hit the hay!
play time / free time
just play!!! have fun and play with your toys, your stuffies, play dress up, etc!
if it’s nice outside, go play outside!
draw a picture!
read your favorite book!
if you’re an over-achiever, do some more worksheets!
computer lab
go on your computer or laptop if you have one, and play some educational games, watch educational videos, etc!
when you’ve done an adequate amount of learning, you earn free time! use this to play any fun game you want! (minecraft, roblox, animal jam, fun flash games, etc!)
field trips
(may require a cg if you can’t take yourself places when small!)
take a trip to a museum!
go to the library! find a cool book you find interesting and read it!
take a walk around town! write down all the interesting things you find in nature like animals, bugs, plants, etc!
end of the day
when your “school day” ends, have your cg grade how you did! if you don’t have a cg, grade yourself! but be honest, of course. if you get a good grade, you’ll get a reward!
i know this is elaborate and may seem silly, but i’ve heard a lot of littles say an elementary school environment would be really beneficial to them! i hope this helps some of you who are yearning for that!
#︶︶ ˚ babbling#age regression#sfw age regression#sfw agere#age regressor#noncom agere#agere blog#sfw littlespace#agere#agere classroom#agere activities#safe agere#agedre#sfw agedre#sfw age dreaming#age dreaming
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good cuddles ~ jj maybank x reader
paring: clingy!jj maybank x clingy!fem!reader.
warnings: none :)
notes: super short, lowercase intended. just jj and reader both having physical touch love languages.
you were sitting on jj's lap, the pogues were playing poker around a table on a rainy night at the chateau.
jj's head rested on your shoulder and his arms wrapped snugly around your waist. he reached up and pointed at the cards in your hand, you nodded excitedly knowing you were about to beat john b at his favorite game.
after kie made her play, you placed down your cards, "royal flush..." you said proudly.
"what!?!?!" john b threw his lousy hand on the table and pope laughed pushing all the poker chips in your direction.
"nice one y/n/n!" kie cheered.
"good job cupcake!" jj laughed into your hair.
the game was packed up and everyone decided to hit the hay early, kie and pope taking the spare bedroom after you offered it to them. you and jj settled on the oversized couch, you sprawled your body over his like a human blanket. your arms and legs wrapped around his body and your face hid in his neck. jj wrapped his arms around you and kissed the top of your head.
"you give good cuddles," you whispered into him. he laughed and squeezed you tighter, causing you to gasp for breath dramatically as he squeezed the air out of your lungs.
jj's stomach fluttered at the sound of your giggles, like it was his body's way of telling him his sole purpose in life was to make you laugh.
he snuggled his face into your hair, breathing your familiar shampoo scent. he would never admit this to any being on this planet, but jj couldn't sleep without you.
he had tried before and failed, maybe it was the way he could match his breathing to yours, or the way you calmed him from his nightmares, rubbing his back with your soft fingers, never letting him go.
you, however, knew exactly why you couldn't sleep without jj. he was your human heater, swaddling you like a baby in his embrace, protecting you from the dangers of the world.
basically, you both loved physical touch.
"do you think jb's gold obsession is a bit much sometimes?" jj whispered. you prop yourself up with your elbows on his chest and leaned over his sweet face. You brought your hand up and brushed his golden hair out of his face, placing a kiss on his nose.
"sometimes," you replied, and he hummed pressing his cheek into your palm, "but he's also gone through a lot and I feel like it's almost more about his dad than the gold, even if he won't admit it."
"yeah," jj looked into your eyes and you got lost in his blue orbs, he wrapped his arms around you and pulled you back down, laying on top of him, before flipping you over. You had swapped positions and he now was sprawled on top of you in your normal sleeping position, with jj like your weighted blanket back home.
he placed a kiss on your jaw and nuzzled his face into your neck, "night y/n/n, love you,"
"love you more jayj," you placed a kiss on his head and easily drifted off into a deep sleep.
#jj maybank fluff#toothrotting fluff#jj maybank imagine#jj maybank blurb#jj maybank#cuddles#snuggles
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do u think intak has a crush on me? be honest
hmm, good question anon. i'm not sure if he has a crush on you, but if he did, i was thinking about what that might be like. and once i got to thinking about that, i decided i had to write about all the other members as well, so here's what i got; hope you enjoy!
pairings: ot6 p1harmony (crushing on reader) x fem!reader
warnings: mdi
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✧ Intak ✧
“oh! wow,” intak says, unable to find any other words as he looks you up and down, admiring the dress you’d picked out for your mutual friend’s birthday party
he’d always find reasons to touch you: sitting next to you, his thigh would press against yours, fingers brushing against yours carelessly; he’d push or hit you playfully when you make him laugh
speaking of laughter, he’d laugh at every single one of your jokes; he loves being around you because of how much you make him laugh
gets so shy when you look him in the eyes
blushes easily
when you drink together, it’s so obvious that he likes you. his inhibitions completely disappear and he’s just all over you, leaning his head on your shoulder and giggling like an idiot
✧ Keeho ✧
“where my hug at?” keeho croons, opening his arms wide and walking toward you with a shit-eating grin plastered on his face
constant playful banter, he’d tease you relentlessly like a middle school boy
charismatic and confident as hell, will make the most insanely direct eye contact while flirting with you and never backs down
half the time you wonder if he likes you or if he hates you, but little do you know, he thinks about you constantly and is always talking to his besties about you
always trying his best to make you laugh (if his jokes don't make you laugh, he'll try to tickle you so that it happens one way or the other)
✧ Jiung ✧
“hey y/n, have you eaten today? here, have some of this,” jiung says, voice laced with concern, offering you the rest of his chocolate chip cookie
absolutely neurotic, he’s a total wreck and always so nervous to talk to you
despite his nerves, he’s so thoughtful, always asking you questions about yourself, and tries to learn everything he can about you
very sensitive, notices every little thing about you – like if you look cold, tired, or worried; always asking you when you last ate and offering to feed you if it’s been a while
great texter, very responsive, willing to have detailed conversations both via text, over the phone, in person; a great conversationalist all around and loves to talk to you any chance he can get
✧ Taeyang ✧
“what are you looking at, punk?” taeyang teases, noticing you staring at him; but you also notice he can’t stop smiling
will always order food for you whether or not you ask, and memorizes your favorite foods
awkward but confident anyway, has no problem looking you in the eye and flirting brazenly
steals glances at you and smiles to himself when you’re not looking
pays attention to songs you like and surprises you by learning how to play them on guitar for you; tells you it's no big deal and it was super easy (even though he spent hours practicing)
lots of playful banter but it’s so obviously flirty; if you’re shorter than him he’s always making fun of you for it and if you’re taller than him, well, he’s making fun of you for that too
✧ Shota ✧
“y/n, watch this!” shota yells, stepping back before planting his hands on the floor and doing a handstand for several seconds before tumbling all over himself and looking up at you bashfully
he always shows off his new dance moves for you and then looks at you to see your reaction
when you’re in a room, he doesn’t notice anyone else and clings to you as if nobody else is around
he'll give you the most considerate, well-thought-out gifts imaginable, based on vague conversations that you had with him months ago that you barely even remember. he remembers so many odd and subtle details about you
very touchy, but in a restless way; asks if he can play with your hair and hugs you every single time he sees you, even if you just walked out of the room for 5 minutes
✧ Jongseob ✧
“hey,” jongseob says with a tight smile, looking up from his phone briefly as you walk into the room
you’d have no idea he has a crush on you. one of his friends would end up telling you and it would come as a complete shock. it’s not that he treats you badly, he’s just a perfect gentleman: he’s always attentive and kind but not any more than he is to anyone else
once you find out that he has a crush on you, you’ll be able to piece it all together but most of the pieces would have to come from others. he’s constantly complaining to his friends about how much he likes you. you’d find out he agonizes about your every interaction and constantly overthinks; when you text him, he sees it immediately but tries not to respond right away because he doesn’t want to come off as too desperate. generally, a lot of the crushing is happening behind closed doors and he’s just an absolute mess and doesn’t know what to do about it
he makes playlists full of songs that remind him of you (but doesn’t tell you)
he listens to all of the music you recommend to him and writes notes of his thoughts while listening, then reports his detailed opinion/thoughts back to you
never initiates physical contact (always waits for you to initiate), but every time you hug him, he takes full advantage of it, wrapping his arms around you tightly before reluctantly letting go
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Okay hai sorry again it’s me (lmk if I’m bothering you)
another fic idea:
Schlatt takes fem!reader to her favorite artist’s concert (Chappell Roan) and he actually does the Hot To Go! Dance
it sounded better in my head
YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO !!
description: you can definitely cross off a concert off your bucket list now
a/n: i hope this did your req justice !!
You knew of Chappell Roan when she first released Pink Pony Club and it was circling around TikTok like any new audio does. You liked and added the song to one of your playlists and then forgot about it like usual- going on with your life, and occasionally belting out the song when it got shuffled.
As Chappell began to rise up to stardom, so did your Spotify stats. Your FYP started flooding in with people doing the dance and you’d do one each time it popped into your head like a persistent melody you couldn’t seem to shake. Schlatt would scoff and roll his eyes each time the dance happened. One time, you did the dance on his stream and he playfully pushed you away while chat spammed your name and the lyrics.
So when Schlatt said that he got tickets to her show for your birthday, you screamed. Because that was unexpected - even for him - and the tickets were definitely expensive. He just shoved the tickets into your hand and said that he liked seeing you happy.
Now you’re standing in a venue with too many people to count - feeling like you were packed in a can of sardines - with Schlatt beside you as you loudly sing the chorus to ‘HOT TO GO!’, and laughed as Schlatt struggled to do the dance.
You were dressed in one of the themes with red glitter carefully painted across your face and while Schlatt didn’t want to dress up like the theme, he wore a red sweater that he randomly found off Ebay that seemed to fit the theme.
How he managed to survive wearing a sweater in a venue full of people on a hot sunny day, you’ll never know. It was like a super power.
“Jay, you have to do it like this!” You say with a laugh, holding your arms up to form the ‘H’ and he looks down at you, mirroring your pose. “Toots, y’know ‘m not a dancer,”
“Yeah, but just try!”
The venue yells out the chorus and you do the dance once more, urging Schlatt to follow your steps. He eventually gets it after a few tries and you jump in glee, high fiving him after the song finishes. “You did good!”
There was definitely a clip of him doing the dance that circled around Twitter for the next couple of days, and you would cackle maniacally each time fanart or an edited version of that clip came on your timeline.
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Oh! What about hcs for Bucky and little! Reader during the fall? I get cold super easy but I love the colder months!
Fall Fun
Bucky Barnes x Little!Reader (They/Them Pronouns Used)
Warnings - Talks of pumpkin carving, talks of Bucky being the Winter Soldier (Very very vague), Talks of (Bucky's) memory loss, Fall Fluff
Notes - I love fall! It's my favourite season and I had genuinely so much fun writing this!
SFW - Please keep all interactions with this post, and this blog, SFW.
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Bucky loves the fall, it's his favorite season. He's not too hot, or too cold, and he finds he enjoys seeing how beautiful change can be. But most of all he loves all the activities the two of you can do together.
Most activities are ones done outside, and he is aware that you react to the cold different than him. Sure this is his perfect weather type, but you don't have the same super soldier blood he does.
So he keeps an extra jacket and sweater in his truck for you in case you're in need of an extra layer. He's also got a flannel blanket at the ready for long drives, and when buying the truck he made sure to buy one with heated seats. He never uses them, but with how often you turn yours on, he knows it was a worthy purchase.
He loves the pumpkin patch to an annoying extent. He could truly spend days there, especially with you by his side.
He has a whole seasons pass that allows unlimited corn maze trips, as many hay rides as he wants, and a total of 10 professional photos at those cute little stands where you stick your head through and end up being a pumpkin person. Trust, he has every photo framed around the house.
He also loves picking pumpkins with you, you'll give them all names and he'll do his best to remember which one was named Frank and which one was named Jeff. And he can't say no to you, he really can't, so the front porch of his house is home to 20 pumpkins by the end of fall.
He only lets you carve three, because he know you'll get bored if he tried to get you to do more. You tell him what you want them to look like and he'll do his best to sketch and carve the pumpkin the way you like.
You'd never tell him but he's actually not very good at art things like pumpkin carving, and you think you could do a better job, but he won't let you touch the sharp carving tools so your kitty cat pumpkin is lopsided, the flower looks more like an explosion, and the classic pumpkin face carving has two very different shaped eyes.
Bucky has a Pinterest account, he does, and he always is looking for new things to do to entertain you and him. Which is how you end up in the middle of a forest collecting all types of different leaves, putting them in a small book to press and dry.
You love all the colours, and Bucky takes a bunch of photos of you playing in the leaf piles, or just photos of you walking through the pretty forest, and his favorite photo is the one of you holding two leaves up proudly with a big smile on your face. (They were the biggest leaves the two of you found that day.)
Bucky always makes you wear mittens even if you don't think you need them. You argue that they're winter accessories but Bucky won't have it. He buys you mittens with pumpkins on them, or little leaves, so they look cute. He secretly has a deal with the grandma two doors down, she knits him your mittens and he buys her copious amounts of yarn.
Also fall baking? Bucky isn't a baker, but he does his best when you suggest you two make cupcakes that look like pumpkins. They actually turn out well, but the kitchen ends up a mess! And Bucky vows to never bake again ... Which was a short lived vow because two days later you two are back at it again making chocolate chip cookies with orange coloured chocolate chips.
All in all fall goes well every year. And it's the only season Bucky actively records. You don't know this for a few years but he actually scrapbooks every fall. The books are in his office and he pulls them out when he needs to remember something good.
Pictures of you in the forest line a bunch of pages, some selfies of the two of you are tucked in there, and every picture taken at the pumpkin patch has a spot. Leaves that you two pressed are glued to the pages with care, and he makes sure to photograph what your carved pumpkins look like each year.
He finds he likes making scrapbooks. Once in his life he forgot everything important to him. And sometimes he wonders what he still doesn't remember because there's nothing to remind him. So he keeps these tucked away in case he ever forgets, he keeps them so no matter what happens he'll always have proof that he loved you, that you loved him, and that beauty can exist during change.
#anon#buckys little belle#age regression#age regression fic#little!reader#bucky x reader#bucky x little!reader#bucky barnes x little!reader#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes age regression#bucky age regression#age regressor#little reader#little fic
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Belladonna Nightshade - Halloween Dark Fairy
Base Doll: G3 Twyla from Monster High Clothing Pattern: Dollightful's Asymmetrical Dress (read to the end, I have notes about this)
Happy Halloween everyone! Since becoming a doll customizer, my Halloween dolls are usually related to my favorite indie horror game, Bendy and the Ink Machine. However, seeing as I've completed two Bendy dolls already this year, I felt it was time to give myself a break and try something a bit different. My friends over in DollyAnna's Discord server wanted to do a collaboration, so we decided to all make some Dark Fairies for Halloween!
Belladonna Nightshade is a mischievous fae that loves to play tricks and tempt mortals. That said, she's easily bribed with a sweet treat or two, and will usually let you be if you have a little candy or pastry to give her. I haven't decided what I want to do with her yet in terms of a story, but there is a part of me that would love to have her in my Equinox story.
When you consider the fact that most of my other Halloween dolls are black and yellow, it's no surprise she ended up super colorful. XD Would you believe this is my first doll with rainbow hair? Yeah neither did I, but she is! Part of my style is having really colorful and vibrant dolls, it surprises a lot of people that I've never done a rainbow before, but honestly? I'm glad to have finally tackled one! I'm also glad to have worked with another G3. Twyla is very near and dear to my heart, and I was so psyched to work with her mold! You can't see it in any of these photos, but I used glow in the dark varnish on her eyes and neon markings, so that her eyes still glow like the original. I will say, this doll has a lot more acrylic paint than my others, just by the nature of I don't have any pencils in neon colors. It was nice to get the practice in, I feel more confident than I did before in my brush skills. It was also nice to have a doll with dark scleras for a change! I haven't done that since I made Dreamer, it's surprisingly fun to draw on!
I was inspired by a LOT of different things with this one, and I went back and forth on my concepts a lot. Black light skeleton make-up, butterflies, fairies with non-traditional wings, candy, jesters, these were all sources of inspiration, and I think most obviously of all, Dollightful herself. This wasn't intentional, but I ended up using a doll of one of her favorite characters, with a lot of saturated colors which we know she loves, and even her dress pattern! I've been wanting to make this garment for ages, and finally I had a reason to try it!
So those of you who know how this pattern works are probably asking "Kat, how did you make this fit a G3? This dress is supposed to fit a G1 Monster High doll!" Believe it or not, Requiem Arts has a method for easily adjusting G1 patterns to fit G3 bodies. It's as simple as scaling a pattern up to 104% and printing it that way. It's meant for her garments, but I don't see any reason why it wouldn't work for other doll patterns. So I tried it with Katherine's dress, and I'm happy to say it worked out just fine! I think I probably should have adjusted a bit more on the skirt though. This outfit is essentially two pieces, and the skirt with all the ruffles is a little tight around the booty, it could have used a little more sizing up. So if you own this pattern and want to try this yourself, do keep that in mind!
Do let me know what you think! I had so much fun working on Belladonna, she's so vibrant and fun, I wanna try more fairies like her someday. I also need to try using props more. I got these pumpkins and hay bales on sale, and it was fun using them to craft a little temporary set for photos.
#dollblr#doll customization#doll repaint#ooak doll#halloween doll#doll custom#custom doll#monster high g3#monster high g3 twyla#monster high custom#monster high g3 custom#monster high repaint#doll photos#doll photoshoot#doll photography#ooak#monster high ooak#longpost
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I need info on saejun an you obviously know him better than me, so can i have you favorite hcs, theories (how he joined the mtt), or interactions on him w/ the mtt :)
OF COURSE U CAN !! so sorry, it took me a bit to compile all of this from my older notes aaaa have a compensation doodle bc i took SOO long GHGHHHGH
anyway saejun nation pspspspss
saejun !! THE beloved if u will
he regularly speaks korean but learned english after meeting nightmare and killer
i love to think he's very very strong, he can beat the mtt in a fistfight kind of strong (not like he would, but he'd win)
he can cook decently but he'd choose his brother's cooking any day (even if pilsu is still um learning)
he also really likes spicy dishes !! he bonds over that with dust !
he'd forgive ppl who steal from the farm but he wouldn't forgive harming the crops
he HATES pesticides (i think this is canon actually) but also really hates strong smells in general
sleepy 24/7 he lays in the grass to photosynthesize (he just passes out, pilsu wakes him almost every time)
probably knows a lot of offhand herbology/biology trivia (he can explain the aerobic and anaerobic cycle by heart)
his general attitude toward the mtt/bad sanses is not to pry unless they're the ones who open up to him (even now he only rlly learns about their situations through nightmare who doesn't talk that much about it anyway)
he accepts mtt with open arms and its that accepting (almost forgiving) nature that makes them so super attached to him !!
for me, it's the concept of meeting a version of yourself that lives the most peaceful life and being happy for him, but ALSO not being shunned by that alternate version for being violent and hurting the people that you both love
as for how saejun met mtt, my general interpretation of it is that nightmare struck a deal with saejun for food supplies in exchange for manual labour (so mtt and nightmare help a lot with the harvests! the only ones who really know about it is pilsu, saejun, anseung, and suggu)
killer // 고통씨 (Mr. Misery/Grief)
saejun meets killer first and was the only one helping around the farm
i don't think saejun would be the type to pry into their pasts so he doesn't question killer about himself or anything
killer is the one who opens up to him one stormy night after a stage 3 episode where he holed himself up in the shed and saejun found him cold, shaking, and curled up embracing himself
he calms killer down and tells nightmare abt it and that's how he finds out about killer's past (he doesn't bring it up, but he's always there to help killer after his panic attacks)
he likes to do the chores with killer most of the time just in case he has a run in with chorongi or suggu (the kids are very silly and tend to mess with him and he doesn't know how killer is with children)
they photosynthesize together and sometimes nightmare just comes to get killer in the evening and finds them in the grass
horror // 취급주의 (Handle with Care) or 주주씨 (Mr. Vermillion)
he meets horror second (after he gets kidnapped by nightmare) and saejun isn't really scared of him because he figured that he probably has some hidden issues like killer
saejun thought horror was really fragile at first (because he was very thin and had a skull injury) so he actually had him do mostly little chores like going to the market or gathering eggs from the chickens
after a few months killer doesn't come in (was sent to a mission somewhere else) and saejun needs someone to handle the heavy hay bales (<- he could've done it himself but hes lazy) and horror just kinda Does It and surprises saejun
he starts to depend on horror more and actually admits that he was underestimating him out of concern for his wellbeing and horror says its ok because he was also underestimating saejun (until he saw him carry killer AND a bunch of crops home that one time)
they start to cook together and do the heavier chores (while making silly jokes abt killer) together
horror starts to learn korean by talking with dorihye, saejun, and pilsu as well as asking nightmare for some reading material ! (after finding out that dust also speaks korean, he starts practicing conversation with him !)
dust // 유골씨 (Mr. Ashes)
saejun's meeting with dust was noooot planned at all, nightmare just kinda forced mtt into a portal to farmtale during one of errors visits
horror mostly stayed with dust at first who was just dead silent and stayed in one spot (saejun asked if he wanted any drinks and it took ten excruciating seconds before horror had to answer water for him)
its not until pilsu comes into the house and greets killer and horror and makes a remark about a new brother that he starts to actually talk
dust doesn't exactly warm up to pilsu and more like forces himself to because pilsu starts to ask him what his favourite pasttimes are, his favourite food, if he wants any snacks, etc (killer and horror went through the same thing)
dust eventually gets carried off to the kitchen to cook with pilsu and that's how pilsu finds out dust speaks fluent korean even though they have different dialects
saejun goes into the kitchen and has a little talk with dust (where he learns they both speak korean !! and that that's why dust wasn't speaking that much !) and they bond over pilsu's silliness (dust talks about how his papyrus also loved to cook etc etc, saejun notices that its in past tense but doesn't dig any deeper)
dust eventually starts to visit farmtale with horror frequently to exchange makguksu and ramyeon recipes with pilsu !!
dust is also relatively close with dorihye, anseung, and suggu who tend to remark that "the other saejuns dont really talk much" to which horror always chuckles
that's all (for now) !! TYSM FOR ASKING ABT MY BLORBOS BGHGHRGRHG
#farm sans#saejun#saejun park#farmtale#<- because this mostly occurs in farmtale#killer sans#horror sans#murder sans#dust sans#undertale au#murder time trio#bad sanses#sans au#sid rambles#sid answers#i FUCKIGN LOVE SAEJUN PARK FROM HIT UNDERTALE AU FARMTALE BY GUINONGTALE_AU#long post
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Hai bestie 🩷
If you're still taking requests what would each of the boxers favorite prank be if they had to choose one? Aran obviously is excluded bc he wouldn't be able to choose.
Ooooh interesting, lets give this a try😼
Punch out characters and their fave pranks!
Glass Joe:
His favourite pranks are jumpscares, he is really ass at doing them though. He also cant do them on purpose to save his life.
Most of the time he gets caught because either: 1) he laughs when he hides so its really obvious he is trying to scare people and 2) he sucks at hiding period.
As mentioned in the first bullet point, his jumpscares usually work when he isnt intending on scaring anyone
Von kaiser:
I think Kaiser would only prank people he is mad at out of spite so he would do really annoying or straight up mean pranks-
Like: filling donuts with mayo, putting laxitives in drinks, gluing peoples stuff on desks and shelves or the ground so when they try to take it they cant etc
He also sometimes just trips people up when they are walking past. He thinks its funny.
Disco kid:
His favourite would be that one using cling film (seran wrap for those in the land of 🦅💪🏽🇺🇸)
One time he put cling film on all the door frames in the shared gym and poor Hondo kept getting caught in them whilst running
He has also ran into his own traps before whilslt trying to lure others over so they can run into it
King hippo:
I like to think he doesnt know what a prank is
So whenever he wants to play a trick on someone, he just takes whatever they are holding and stares at them
Took a baguette off Joe one time and just stared at him. Its not even a nice stare as well its like a deer in headlights but make the deer possesed
Piston Hondo:
Does that thing where he calls everyone over to look at something cool.
Spoilet alert: there isnt anything cool. There isnt even anything to really look at as well
Called over the rest of the major league to try and find a cat somewhere. There was no cat, he let them all search for hours
Bear hugger:
Replaces photos with other subjects such as animals, food, other boxers, embarrasing photos of said boxers, the referee-
Did it one time with the major circuits baby photos. Everyone found it sweet except Hondo cus he had a fuck ass bob as a kid
Got caught printing said fuck ass bob photo out my the referee, he didnt get in trouble for printing out he got in trouble for breaking into the office to print it-
Great tiger:
loves disguising himself as objects and scaring people when they are walking past
Uses a clone to be in his place whilst he idk hides disguised as a fucking bush or smth, so when he jumps out its like boom double whammy there is two tigers
Got pissed on by a dog one time and he went crazy like super saiyan he was so mad. He therefore stopped doing the bush prank in public and started doing it inside.
Don flamenco:
Has a fake flower that squirts out water, he got it whilst he was having a moment when drunk
Whenever he gets mad at someone though he changes the water to vinegar so boom double whammy (oh I love saying that)
Sometimes he mistakes the rose for an actual one and goes to smell it. Gets confused af as to why it smells like vinegar before realising
Aran ryan.
Soda Popinski:
Those cartoony flipping snake in a can pranks
Somehow tells the others that the can is like really protein powder or smth. Then boom double whammy there is a fake snake AND powder everywhere
He adds idk like chalk powder in it to make it funnier because afterwards, the victim is covered chalk.
Bald bull:
He doesnt prank people usually but when he does its usually him throwing his emotional support fake brick out of anger-
Hes like "fuck yall" and just chucks this comedically large fake brick at paparazzi
Giggles and runs away whilst they are all screaming about the massive brick he just lobbed at them
Super macho man:
This mf sneaks around like a slimy rat and swaps their boxing kits for swim wear
Obviously it gets really annoying, who wouldnt be annoyed when before a match you need to get changes and you pull out a fucking speedo (i mean soda wouldnt be but-)
Got in trouble about it with the W.B.V.A officials but he said he would pay them thousands if they let him keep doing it. Yeah they definitely didnt let him. they let him keep doing it. The greed is crazy
Mr Sandman:
The classic. The 'handshake buzzer'... Idk what its called let it slide
The ref is the usual victim of this, sandman goes to hand shake him after a match but boom. He gets shocked
He knows its sort of old and there are new more exciting pranks but. He just really loves it😭
This gonna be me tucking myself into bed knowing I finally managed to finish this cus goly gosh did I sort of struggle😭😭 I hope you enjoy tho!!!
#punch out#punch out wii#punch out!!#Okok hammer time lets go#bear hugger#great tiger#glass joe#von kaiser#disco kid#king hippo#piston hondo#don flamenco#aran ryan#soda popinski#bald bull#super macho man#mr sandman#This was suprisingly difficult to make😭😭#punch out headcanons
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Hai haiii I just came across your account recently and I adore how you won't let the hxh fandom go silent so can I req the main 4 with a reader who tends to go protective around them? (Sort of like the reader is prolly the oldest so they tend to go overboard about the main 4's health and everything)
This is my first time requesting, and idrk if you have a work related to my req before huhuhu
main 4 with a protective reader
gon
✰ you balance him out perfectly
✰ whenever he’s being reckless and getting hurt, you’re there to lecture and care for him
✰ so he’s super grateful to have you around
✰ i imagine you’d give off big “mom/dad friend” energy, especially if you’re older than him
✰ but like. as an s/o
✰ which i personally feel he’d love
✰ when he goes on missions and stuff, you’d make him promise to come back uninjured (like with mito)
killua
✰ at first, it might be overbearing to him
✰ after all, his mom and illumi were always way too overprotective of him
✰ but after he gets used to it, he finds your nature really sweet
✰ not to mention he can understand as he feels the same way about gon and alluka
✰ although he doesn’t get why you’re so protective of him
✰ since he’s rather strong and always careful, he wouldn’t get hurt very much
✰ so you wouldn’t have to worry a lot
kurapika
✰ would be one of his favorite things about you
✰ after all those years of being alone, all he wants is to be taken care of and protected
✰ he might push you away sometimes but he really does appreciate it
✰ now he doesn’t usually take good care of himself
✰ he overworks himself constantly, skips meals, gets little sleep, etc
✰ and he might even come home every now and then with an injury from his missions
✰ but when he sees how concerned you are with his health,
✰ he’s very quick to apologize
✰ if you made him take breaks often, he’d find it quite annoying at first
✰ but once he gets used to it, he’ll always put his work down if you feel like he’s doing too much
leorio
✰ he’s similarly protective of you, so he gets where you come from
✰ although if he sees you stressing over his well-being too much, he’ll feel so bad
✰ and if you’re ever being overbearing, he’ll probably be chill about it
“take a breather, y/n!”
✰ since he’s a med student he takes amazing care of himself
✰ so like with killua, you wouldn’t need to bring out that side of yourself often
#hxh x reader#hxh hcs#hxh headcanons#hxh imagines#hxh gon#hxh leorio#killua x reader#kurapika x reader#hxh fanfic
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Obey me! brothers jewelry headcanons
Lucifer
Definitely a plain kind of man, not much
Since he previous wore the ring of light, he might get a ring or two to replace it and wear under his gloves
He owns some jewelry for special occasions like some nice horn jewelry and necklaces. Several of these pieces were gifts from Diavolo
Has a whole set of horn jewelry for all his brothers but doesn’t let them have it because he’s afraid they’re going to do something to it. It’s a custom made set so if one gets lost it will be hard to replace
If Mc made him any, he wouldn't wear it because he would be afraid of losing it or getting it stolen, so it sits in a special charmed drawer in his desk
Mammon
100% the most dripped out
Lots of rings, lots of bracelets, lots of neckalces. He probably also has anklets, toe rings, and other face piercings too. Most likely to have a nipple piercing lol
Seems like the kind to have a million random bracelets on and pass them off to someone they trust whenever they can’t wear them (ie mc, and my middle school bestie and I) about to get arms dirty? about to throw hands? need to braid hair? hold my bracelets
I like to think he had a little jewelry tree, a divider hang on the back of a door, and a ring holder for all of his things, but even then it’s overfilled (lol I’m projecting again)
Would take jewelry Mc made him everywhere. If he couldn’t wear it, it would be in his pocket or in a bag, secured. Would treat it nicer than his expensive jewelry
Levi
He probably has the same jewelry characters he likes has or is at least inspired by them
Everything is probably tangled together in a giant mess in a little jewelry box Mc gave him and complains every time he wants one specific piece and can’t get it untangled
All his nicer pieces were gifts because if it were up to him, he would have bought something more useful to him
Another one who would take Mc made jewelry literally everywhere since he’s so touched anyone would care enough to give him a handmade gift, probably would never take it off and get super heartbroken if he broke it by accident
Satan
He’s giving rings, lots of rings. He’s also giving chokers because Lucifer once said he hated them
He seems like the type to really like lockets since they’re typically romantic or for familiar bonds so he got one for Mc with a picture of either them together in it or a cat
Would definitely use a bracelet or necklace as a bookmark. You can’t tell me he also doesn’t make his own. Originally they were just to make bookmarks but after Asmo suggested he do more with his talent, he got hooked
The type to always quietly highlight any jewelry given to him by Mc, like wearing shortsleeves to showcase a bracelet or wearing more subtle colors to make it pop more
Asmo
If he doesn’t have a jewelry collection I’m eating my running shoes
He has the most ear piercings, basically the most you can have, with Mammon in close second
He has so much there’s some he’s never worn. They are gifts, they are things he’s picked out, and things he’s not quite sure how he got
His outfits are always coordinated so he has something for everything
If Mc gave him jewelry, he would only wear it if it matched his outfit but would keep it somewhere safe
Beel
He probably has a couple pieces of really nice and durable jewelry but that’s it
He’s probably afraid of breaking or losing it, so he lets Belphie hold onto it
Probably just one set of ear piercings to wear studs
His favorite piece is the gold chain in his human world outfit. I hc Mc said they liked it on him once so he always wear it with his human outfit
Would always wear jewelry made by Mc but would definitely break it and need a replacement
Belphie
Another one that doesn’t wear a lot of jewelry. Maybe has one necklace he likes but never remembers to wear it
I kinda feel like he would have a nose piercing, like a simple stud. Although him with a septum piercing is also tempting…
Prefers gold to silver even though silver goes better with his hair
If Mc gave him jewelry, he would always wear it. Mc would think it's because he was being sweet, but its half that, half he never remembers to take it off. Probably lasts a while since he doesn't do too much
#obey me#obey me!#obey me belphie#obey me satan#obey me asmo#obey me beel#obey me levi#obey me mammon#obey me x reader#obey me lucifer#headcanons
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October 18th
pairing: Javier Peña x fem!reader
warnings: pregnancy, fluff
words: 512, shortie bc I'm busyyy
a/n: little part 2 for day 12's Javi blurb, so reader is yet again pregnant. all i have to say for myself is that my boss is super pregnant so it's on my brain. Anyway the prompt was decorating the yard with fall stuff by me again, enjoy!
Directory, previous Javi blurb, Day 17
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“Gorgeous, I’m back!” Javi called out to you and you hurried, as fast as your pregnant self could hurry, to meet him at the door.
You gave him the kiss he was waiting for, but it was quick because you were too excited to get outside and see what he got. But before you could get out the front door, Javi stopped you with a tut, “The ground’s cold, you’ll want your slippers, gorgeous.”
Rolling your eyes, you took two steps back and the turned and put on your slippers that were waiting by the door. To preempt any more lecturing, you also grabbed one of his coats from the hook and slipped that on too.
With a happy smile that you knew was mostly because he liked seeing you wear his clothes, Javi grabbed your hand and led you outside to his truck that he had backed up into the driveway. The bed was filled with hay bales, a scarecrow, gourds of various shapes and sizes and even some stalks of corn. It was everything you had wanted, doubled.
“Oh honey, I didn’t think you would get this much!” you exclaimed, turning to press a kiss to his cheek. “Wow, this will look amazing!”
“Well, the owner recognized me from last week and gave me a deal since we had bought more pumpkins than anyone else this year,” Javi told you, giving your hand a squeeze and giving you a wry look. “So, where do you want it all?”
“Thank you again, baby,” you said sweetly before continuing, “Um, I was thinking we should do some on the front porch but mainly mostly in the backyard? Then we can enjoy it more with the family since we’ll want to keep the kids in the backyard when they’re here. And we can keep the focus on our jack o’ lanterns in the front this way.”
“Good plan, gorgeous. Just tell me to put what where,” Javi said, dropping your hand to go lower the tailgate.
“Well, wait honey,” you told him, grabbing his hand again. He looked back at you expectantly. “I made lunch.”
“Oh, then let’s eat lunch,” Javi said, rushing you inside. You laughed and admonished him for being willing to do all that physical labor on an empty stomach. You said he had to eat lots of good food to keep his strong muscles strong and he blushed at the flattery just like you wanted.
Afterwards he went out to start moving things and yet again you were not allowed to help. The only thing you carried was the scarecrow and that was because you went and grabbed it while Javi was carrying a hay bale around to the backyard. Then he had to “check on” the baby, which was maybe his favorite thing to do, talking to and rubbing your bump until he felt a kick or some other movement. It was one of your favorite things to do too, watching his eyes light up when the baby responded to him. You couldn’t wait for them to meet.
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