Logan being into Wade all quiet like and his pining ass having successfully navigated the Wade/Vanessa dynamic so far and everything is good now about a month into him living with Al and Wade when Cable shows up
"Old man with metal limbs and a sad-ass backstory" Cable
"I casually put on chapstick while staring into your eyes as i tell you that you remind me of my dead wife" Cable
"Theres a knife in your dick" Cable
"I use my one shot to get home on saving your life" Cable
And Logan realizes he has competition
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The only marvel media I enjoy: Hawkeye, Spider-Man, and the entirety of the X-men roster
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What happens when you become an x-men
1) Charles shows up AFTER the WORST possible day of your life and convinces you to come live at the mansion.
2) Logan decides if he’s gonna have to parent you or sleep with you
3) you get more trauma (somehow)
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“What do they call you? Wheels?”
I’m sorry but Charles is a better man than I am because I’d have smacked the shit outta him after that smart ass comment
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Can we talk about the fact that Logan just gets passed around to everyone at the mansion like a fucking blunt bruh he been with EVERYONE
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Ororo: What’s your guilty pleasure?
Wade, Jean, Scott, and Kurt: Logan
Logan: … I don’t feel guilty about pleasure i’m not a fucking catholic
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"this suit? Oh yeah... Scott used to beg me to wear it... And Jean..."
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