#suhhh

[satorhime]

there’s rly . . . no anime boy hotter than hak

[inf3ct3dd]

ellie headcanons pt 4.!

warnings: literally nothing

content: loser!ellie x reader

authors note: brewing a full length fic in my mind rn… this might be the last hc post 😓!!!

pt.3. taglist!

- loves matching with you. keychains, shoes, outfits, literally anything. if you have dyed hair, she’d dye a piece of hers to match you.

- makes up elaborate plots to kiss you bc she’s too cool and nonchalant to ask for a kiss 😕😕

“ugh, my lips are just sooooo dry…”

“didnt you literally just put chapstick on 5 minutes ago?”

“yknow chapstick these days…so…low quality.”

“is this your weird way of asking me to kiss you?”

“noooo what!!! thats craaaaazy i have nooo idea what you’re talking about!!!”

smooch

“you’re so stupid.”

“i feel sooooo moisturized right now”

- always fidgeting with something. probably has a rubix cube keychain 😕🔥🔥

- speaking of, she has an excessive amount of keychains. like so many.

- covers her eyes and peaks through her fingers every time you change infront of her

- definitely audibly said “woah” when she saw ur boobs for the first time

- has so many dumb socks. dinosaurs, minecraft, pickles, literally anything she likes she has a pair of socks for

- scarily good at roblox obbies. you literally can���t play with her because she’ll be done in like 5 minutes 😞

- loves those papas cooking games. her faves are the taco mia one and the sushi-ria

- arizona green tea 🗣️🗣️

- will put on awful accents for hours on end just for fun 😞 esp the italian accent. it’s ridiculous 💔💔 or that frat dude accent

“suhhh dude”

- definitely built her own pc. put a picture of you in it too ☹️☹️

- calls you “dude” or “bro” on accident sometimes

- absolutely constantly argues w ppl on the internet. if she gets bored she just tells them to kts and blocks them 😕

- MAKES THE BEST PASTA EVER!!! it’s literally her favorite food and she’s constantly cooking it. even makes her own sauce 🔥🔥

- tries to do tricks while she’s smoking and just ends up a coughing mess

- her default pose in every picture is just her doing a thumbs up and looking at the camera like this 😐 but whenever she takes a picture with you she is absolutely CHEESING

- randomly takes 0.5 pictures of you constantly. has a whole album in her phone of all the pictures

- barely ever uses instagram, and all her posts are just pictures of you.

- “i could take a bear in a fight.”

- loves balancing things on your head when you fall asleep around her. one time you woke up to like 20 cheerios falling on your lap

- whenever she’s home alone she puts on insanely random outfits and then forgets she’s wearing them. one time you came home to her sleeping on the couch in a full suit

- lets you stand on the cart in the grocery store so she can stand behind you and push it around

- has had the same backpack since the 5th grade. she’s had to sow it back together 20 times and she refuses to throw it away because its “special”

- stalks all your reposts on tiktok when she’s bored

“was this about me???”

- absolutely disgusted by like…any type of canned food. she will not go near it. ESPECIALLY SARDINES

- makes a million typos every time she texts you. her messages are like ancient scrolls you have to decipher to read

“sre tou comungw over todqy ??”

- every time she wears a hat she wears it backwards

- hates sharing her food, but will constantly eat yours

“just a little bite!!!” and she eats like half of it 😒

- has the julien baker rainbow guitar strap

- literally loves apples. so much. apple juice, apple pie, apple cider, literally ANYTHING that has apples in it/ is apple flavored she will DEVOUR IT

- whenever she cooks for herself, she just eats it straight out of the pot/pan.

“whats the point?? ‘s just more dishes to wash 😒”

taglist: if ur name is crossed, i cant tag u :((

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[kaylahtoes]

small BMC art dump suhhh I’m so brainrotted

[permanently-silly]

Suhhh dude you should totally draw spot and that sad little pou plush thats all over tiktok /nf

i actually made 2 other panels for this but i didnt like how they looked so here is this . thumbs up emoji

(thank u for the ask i love it when people interact with me ^_^)

[genericwhitehomosexual]

Suhhh dude

[delmondo]

We're up all night to get suhhh

I'm up all night to get fuhhhh

[memberment]

Morning Glory

Me unexpectedly getting a solid 20 minutes to type away at this is making me suhhh happy rn.

I am officially at all the fun summer stuff rn

ALSO THE LIST COMING BACK WAS NOT IN THE PLAN BUT I AM SO HAPPY BECAUSE THEY ARE GONNA MAKE IT THIS CHAPTER!!!

[emotionally-alive-sniper]

Today 'fter battle, Engie gave me a death stare. S' right, THE calm and collected Engie we all know.

Suhhh... Think I might die?

[gtzel]

The Boy in the Walls Chapter 8

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Oliver was in a really bad spot. He had just stabbed his so called 'friend' in the palm after being rescued from a bloodthirsty rodent. And now he will have to deal with an angry human, just great. Oliver continued starring up at Isaac in fear and regret. He was about to apologize when Isaac's gaze softened, confusing Oliver more.

"S-sorry, Oliver, I didn't mean to be rough with you. You just surprised me when you uh...ya know, stabbed me." Isaac said sheepishly, as he stared down at the tiny boy in his palm. He felt really guilty about scarring his friend. "So, are you okay? Your not hurt are you?" He said looking at Oliver more closely.

Oliver spoke nervously "n-nah i'm f-f-fine" he said, cursing his stutter.

"Are you sure? I wouldn't want you to be in pain" he said, gently prodding the small boy with his pointer finger.

Oliver winced when the massive finger touched him exactly where it hurt. He didn't want to show Isaac any vulnerability, and if that meant holding in the lake of tears that wanted to flow out, then that's what he had to do. Unfortunately for Oliver, Isaac did notice when the tiny flinched, and felt even more guilty that his friend didn't trust him.

"Y-you don't hafta' lie about it, everyone feels pain. Do you need any help tending to your wound?" Isaac spoke softly. Oliver, realizing he had been found out, nodded solemnly. No point in making him mad again.

He sighed "yeah, it does kinda hurt..." Oliver drifted off.

"Well, lets not waste any time in getting you fixed up" Isaac said, happy that his friend was being honest.

They made their way to Isaac's room. Isaac placed the tiny on his nightstand and went to get the first aid kit. Oliver sat lamenting next to the bedside lamp, when Isaac walked in carrying all sorts of medical supply's.

"So uh, how should we do this?" Oliver asked looking at all of the things Isaac had brought.

"Well for starters, you need to show me the damage. Take off your shirt." Isaac said bluntly. A heavy blush crept up Oliver's face as he removed his belts and shirt.

"Oh wow..." Isaac said as he looked at Oliver's chiseled form he had a red gash just under his armpit. "Ahem. I mean, wow, that looks painful."

Oliver nodded silently, still starring holes in the floor. Isaac scooped up his friend gentility. "So, this may sting a bit, do you wanna it it on or should i?" He asked Oliver.

"C-can you do it, I'm...nervous" he replied.

Isaac began to rub the cream onto Oliver's wounds carefully. Oliver had to bite his lip from screaming. It felt like he was being stabbed. Like fire was spreading all along his wound. He couldn't take it anymore. Like a dam breaking, tears flowed down Oliver's cheeks. He sobbed hard. Isaac profusely apologized, and told him that it wouldn't take long for the pain to subside, but Oliver kept sobbing.

"Suhhh, its okay. It's over now, see? I bandaged you up good as new." Isaac said holding Oliver close, ad the tiny boy sobbed into his shirt.

Oliver continued crying for awhile, ad Isaac stroked him rhythmically. Eventually he stopped and just sat there, breathing calmly. "Oliver" Isaac said softly, he looked down to see that the tiny had fallen asleep crying. And Isaac, not wanting to disturb him, continued sitting in bed, waiting for him to wake up.

~~~

Oliver woke to a calming, rhythmic noise, ba dump...ba dump...ba dump... he was surrounded by warmth. A smell, like dandelions and sunset, comforted him. He was happy. he didn't wants move, but the pull of sleep was quickly escaping him. He groggily opened his eyes.

He lay on a surface of soft fabric, that looked vast and would have gone on forever if not met with the colossal form of a head. Head? Where was he? Then the events of the night before returned to him, Oliver pushed himself to get up but was blocked by what seemed to be Isaac's hand, covering him like a blanket.

So he was on Isaac? Oliver wiggled out from under the hand, and began to climb up Isaac's shirt. Once he reached the humans neck though, he was unable to wake the sleeping Isaac. So he decided to lay in the crook of his neck, and enjoy the view until the teen awoke.

He looked around, finally able to see all of Isaac's room. He had a desk which was perpendicular to the bed, and to the right was the window. Streaks of light flowed in from the morning sun. Birds chirped outside, he spotted a tree, old and huge, where wild squirrels scavenged for nuts. It was early, maybe seven in the morning. The sun, having just risen, was warm as it shone.

Oliver could hear Isaac's steady breathing, soft and slow, like how he pictured ocean waves to sound. A soft breeze from the open window rustled Isaac's hazel brown hair. His lips were parted ever so slightly, and the faintest bit pink. Oliver pondered how he could have ever been scarred of him. At least, he wasn't right now,he felt so calm, enjoying the morning, not at all bothered by anything. It was as though all his worries had disappeared.

Issac began to stir, and Oliver quickly braced himself for movement. The human yawned softly and raised a hand to rub out the tiredness. He looked down to where Oliver had been the night before and began to panic. He looked around himself trying to find his friend, when he herd soft giggling next to his right ear.

Isaac raised his hand up to his shoulder and grasped for the tiny form, which he knew must be Oliver. He herd a soft gasp as he lifted the tiny teen to eye level. He saw a disheveled Oliver squirming as he was held by his shirt.

"Hey! No fair, put me down." Oliver wined starring up at the gigantic eyes. They were a stunning shade of emerald, like summertime meadows, or glistening jewels. They locked eyes for a few seconds, starring at each other in wonder before Isaac cleared his throat and broke the silence. Isaac cupped his hand to where Oliver could sit comfortably. But Oliver, in protest refused to sit, and stood arms crossed inches away from the humans nose.

"What were you doing?" Isaac inquired holding back a grin at how tiny and adorable his friend was.

"I, was simply enjoying my morning. And by the way, you snore, loud!" Oliver knew the second wasn't true but he had to have some leverage. Isaac answered with a goofy grin.

"Okay, but you fell asleep on me, so I couldn't just move you." Isaac said with a smirk. Oliver blushed hard, and to make thing worse, his stomach growled. "Hungry?" The giant asked teasingly.

Oliver rolled his eyes "maybe...what's it to you" he said acting tough.

"Well, do you want pancakes?"

"Pan-cakes? What are those?" Oliver said confused.

"Oh my gosh! You haven't had pancakes? What kind of life do you live in where you can't even have herd of pancakes!?" Isaac exclaimed in astonishment, the volume caused Oliver to flinch.

"The life of a borrower that's what." Oliver blurted out.

"Borrow...a what?"

"...a...a borrower" Oliver said tensing up suddenly and suddenly now seemed like a good time to study his shoes.

"What's a borrower?"

"I-I uh.....I'm a borrower. I borrow things that human beans won't miss."

"Wait...did you just say human beans?" Isaac gushed at the tinies accent, almost midwestern.

"T-that's what you are. A-a human bean" Oliver began to blush deeply. He wondered if the human was making fun of him.

"Uh, i think you mean being, but whatever. So are there more borrowers? Or is it just you?"

"I-uh live alone..."

"Oh, but, isn't that kinda lonely?"

"W-well i just moved in so not really"

"Oh, well if you ever are lonely, Ill be here."

"Well, i think we should go get breakfast. What do you say?"

"That would be nice"

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[real-artemis]

my canon divergent street feeling fanfiction

street feeling 2: the downward spiral/alternate universe

after saving all of coventry from evil vampires churches was living it large. no weird dorks or bitchy goth vampires in his ear about “consumerism” and “time travel” no more. the guy was doing great. after getting promoted at the government he had nothing to do but be rich and sit in his mansion so he had taken up alcoholism as a honby.

he took a swig from his alchemized (he has an alchemiter like in homestuck) simpsons branded liquor. man…. this must be what it feel like to be a vampire… he thought to himself, letting the booze consume him rather than tonconsume the booze. you could say,the consumer, the vampire was really him all along.

on his super awesome rich boy couch, staring off into the void of alcoholism, churches is consumed by unimaginable horror. he is alone. frick. lanky was fine i guess but that’s his associate you gotta have some boys to hang out with you know no gang no life. no ska. no synthesizer. fucking damn it.

i should call carp, he thought.. oh wait he cannot. maybe i shouldnt have turned carp into the evil meat eater police where they would be converted into a hippie stoner for life, a punishment worse than death. the fact that theyre dead isn’t why he cant call them its that he cant bare to face the terror he created. or maybe it was the meat eater police. either way he is complacent and shameful as across every timeline.

i should call them, he said out loud despite the sentence not being in quotation marks, disregarding the previous train of thought becauuse that is alchohlohlism for you (see: roxy lalonde of homestuck fame) and he picked up his garfield telephone and dialed those fateful digits

“suhhh mane i havent heard from yew in weeeeks mane”

fuck. he forgot they turned them canadian too. this is gonna be hard.

“carp. the alcohol has turned me to a life of platonic celibacy. why hasn’t frankie called me in three weeks”

“dont swet it mane they heard about the vampire thing and fled the country mane sory”

FUCK. “but i didnt turn them in”

“yeaaaaa but they went to merica where theres more meat.” yes, he thought, because americans are obese. why hadn’t he thought of this sooner? he has to go to texas. he will find some boys there. he will find gang. there will be synthesizers of all shapes and colors.

“i have to go carp”

“what mane but we just started talking mane”

“i hate you canadian carp. i hate you so much. do you know what it means to hate? i didn’t. i thought i did. i thought i did when i rid coventry of vampires. i thought i did when i changed my name. i thought i did five minutes ago before i called you. but i didnt. i never have, not until now, not until now have i known what it means to hate. i hate you. hate. hate. i hate y”

they hung up. damn. couldnt even ask them which way texas is. from coventry its probably like diagonal left, but due to being shit face slammed out on alcohol churches does not know his left from right. but what he does know is what he must do. he must go.

churches makes a beeline out the window. FOR TEXAS, he thinks, heading straight for canada. he doesnt make it very far before falling into the river and drowning. thus was the life of churches patrick rothschild. god bless and amen. rest in peace those damn vampires rest in peace all of them. the end

i love this so much new pinned post there are tears in my eyes this is the most awesome shit ive ever read i love churches roxy lalonde alchoholism texas garfield phone i love canadian hippie stoner carp i love texas frankie i love rich boy associate lanky

[ilovemadzz]

i heard thru da grape vine it was ur birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUHHH 🥳‼️🫶🏽

IK THIS IS LATE BUT THANK UUUUU

[readberserk]

yeah man i seen the nick colletti vine compilation. yeah it was funny when he said suhhh dude. I know he's friends with casey frey i. i know that they did collabs what i wanted to tell you. Yeah i know, i know that adam guy is dead it's fucked up yeah. Yeah bascially what i called you about is that. Yeah i uh huh i know gavin is in high school now. I know drew gooden does youtube, yeah i watch him as well basically i have gonorrhea and you need to get tested. Yeah danny gonzalez was his best man

[sangffroid]

wahhh h www !!!! suhhh uhhhhhh hi timblr

[vorracle]

"Suhhh, bruhhh."

He's high as fuck.

[here2bbtstrash]

Suhhh dude hope your booty is ready for some licking 👉👌👏💅👃

SQUEAKY CLEAN JUST FOR U BABYYYYYYY 😘