#suggestive text cw

[cinghialefedele]

I'm going to jingle his bells with my mouth--

[samagwi]

What if tesla needed to hide in your foreskin, would u let him

". . ."

Do I take the compliment of the implication that my dick is fuckin' comically HUGE or do I say no, like a normal person...

"Die."

Perfect answer.

[kottaniq]

... Imma take advantage of the fact that my Tumblr audience is pretty much just my friends...

And casually just drop these DKC doodles i did recently as if i'm totally not obsessed with this franchise lately...

Btw Swanky and Funky are totally dating i am the CEO of Nintendo i can canonize that. /J

[seiko-yume]

Bill facing the mirror with the lights off and candles lit: Old man titties. Old man titties. Old man titties

[taibobo]

they inspire feelings in me

[nicawlette]

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[nightiingaled]

Anyway - things that Ravid totally jives with that personally squick me out :)))

They fuck. They fuck a lot. It's usually rough.

They have no issues with age gaps. Specifically partners that are older than them. Younger than them? No.

J1NX hate fucks. Ravid less so but J1NX - hoo boy.

Ravid does not do morning afters. You will get kicked out. Or left behind - depending on the sleeping situation.

Ravid can be very flirty on missions if it is helpful - to them sex is a tool and a tool alone.

[whitesuited]

and now we know why they just end up eating in @sierra6x

[elquellora]

Would you ever want to see Celeste in Lingerie? Or is that something that wouldn't interest someone like you?

"Lingerie...on Celeste? I believe what she wears looks good enough, though, I admit clothes of...that kind have never been anything interesting to me. I don't think--"

A pause. And he truly does contemplate it for the very first time. The curve of her body, hugged tight by what could barely even be called clothing at all. Perhaps white lace, suddenly comes to mind, gracing that alluring tan of her skin. In his mind's eye, pale fingers and black nails tug and tear away the fragile fabric with ease, Celeste's dark lips part in a gasp as her skin flushes, and--

".........I recant my previous statement. Perhaps...I would like to see that."

[cinghialefedele]

POV your name is Nnoitra Gilga and your Fracción wants to give you a bj in a public hallway right before a meeting with your co-workers and your shinigami colonizer bosses.

[samagwi]

Can i bang you silly style? Please please please please

". . . What the FUCK is silly style??"

[kottaniq]

DKC DOODLES I'VE BEEN DOING THIS MONTH.... I DID THE LAST ONE TODAY!!!

[bigtasty]

what was it you said you were making

There’s such comedic power in punctuating a stupid command/threat with “boy.” “Look at my head, boy.” “Get grunkled, boy.” Are you Kratos? Are you a dom? Are you a 19th century coal tycoon? It’s so impactful

[lotussart]

Icebreakers

[u3pxx]

brain empty skills doodling WAHOO

[nicawlette]

Eiden and nicolette posts if you don't mind

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