#suggestion of sexy things

[infizero-draws]

oh brother

[shaykai]

Sometimes. I just want to draw them being cozy and cute

[tadc-harlequin-au]

Okay Pomni Time For You Daily Shot

"Now, I'm no professional, but clothes maketh the man! Unfortunately, the strange costume shop only had these, so bear with us."

Have I ever told you all that Caine technically counts as the healer due to his role?

No? Oh, okay.

[chasing-posts]

Gai and Kakashi got married on the playground when they were 5/6 years old. It was just for fun but they, unlike everyone else in their year, never got divorced afterwards.

(Which is hilarious compared to Obito and Kakashi who got married 28 times, but got divorced a total of 37 times!)

Anyways because of that, the two never felt they needed a real marriage as adults. They had their flower rings Gai would replace once a year (unless Kakashi beat him too it), and their eternal rivalry, what more could one want?

That is until one day, when Tsunade introduced a new pension plan for married shinobi, and tax benefits were too great to ignore, and Kakashi and Gai signed the paperwork the next day!

What's more romantic than asking someone to be your life partner, so you can save money together for all eternity.

[crustycrackhead]

Swampcat but the fic I can’t fucking write but I’m throwing the idea to the tank of sharks— I need to like clean it up but this is a very barebones sketch lol— also I think it would be slay if Kremy has reading glasses (old man)

*I sit a round table full of papers, it’s frantic, it’s crazy (normal), I sound desperate as I describe the scenes to you*

Go under here for my crazy

First lil encounter to me where they start piquing each other’s interests… you picking up what I’m putting down?

Somethign somethign, they usually do their paperwork, accounting, tax fraud in complete silence. It’s both of their quiet time, it’s a welcomed bliss because the rest of the party is pretty loud. ADHD AUTISM BODY DOUBLING MOMENT OKAY!!!

Okay anyway, I think from what I picked up, they’re both pretty competent at handling money and numbers. (Good at math, Frost would be really into theoretical mathematicals while Kremy is more applied maths core. This is all headcanon lol). FUCK IM BAD AT SUMMARIZING SHIT BYT ANYWAYS—

Eventually during their wordless agreement, they begrudgingly let each other check each other’s work, looking for errors and proofreading shit. Mutual respect (THIS IS LIKE SEX TO ME). Blah blah blah, you’re prolly getting tired of me rambling BUT UR IN MY LION’S DEN AND YOU MUST SIT AND LISTEN TO ME!!! 🫵🫵🫵

Frost leans in as he looks over Kremy’s paperwork (this is the sexiest thing to me okay), the fur from his cheek rubs against Kremy’s scales of his neck. I think texture wise, it’s like autism heaven bruh. They’re each other’s stimboard. THAT’S THE DYNAMIC I LIKE MMM YUMMY. It just feels nice to be in each other’s presence, fur against scales, cool against warmth, thermodynamic equilibrium.

Have a Drabble meow ⬇️

————

There’s a tension in the air so thick he could’ve cut it with a knife, and the offer from Frost still rings in Kremy’s head. The lizardfolk almost felt dizzy even thinking about it.

“I can amend that”

Frost’s words repeated in his head, voice deeper than usual. It was such a vague offer but Kremy knew what laced those words, he saw the hunger in that tiger’s eyes. He might just take up his offer, the thrill of it made his spine shiver.

———-

Like imagine that, lien taht, that’s the flavor, the thrill in the anticipation of it! THEY’RE FREAKSSASA !!!!! FREAKSSSS

[tenshiharmonia]

I must say, although I want for Blitz and him to find their way back to each other, I really, really hope that Stolas and the "Better than Blitzo" guy will remain friends. Because wow, the bird could really use some camaraderie. And I feel like expanding his social circle could really do him some good and help him grow...

[wickjump]

grrr cross whump… grrrr making him suffer… grrrr giving him extreme amounts of injury and blood soaking his bones… grrr…

[dharmafox]

Y'all, I've had an amazing thought.

I said a while back that the Medicine Seller's alter could be a manifestation of his connection with humans, since his alter is the form that destroys the mononoke, and that power to destroy depends on the Medicine Seller understanding humans.

And as I said in my analysis of Mononoke and feminism, the Medicine Seller's relations with humans occur along a "masculine" to "feminine" axis that's represented by male and female forms, the female/feminine as the creative energy and the male/masculine as the aggressive/destructive. The Medicine Seller's forms mirror the humans'; his usual form is more feminine and his "destroyer" form is more masculine.

But we have every reason to believe that in the movie, the Medicine Seller will be surrounded mostly by women. And instead of the het relationships that are central to almost all of the Mononoke stories, there's (I say) a fair amount of evidence that we'll have a lesbian relationship. So, two sets of "masculine" and "feminine" energies, but both in female forms, no external differentiation.

And if that's true, and the Medicine Seller's alter is male because he mirrors how the "destructive" energy appears around him...

... it's quite possible his new alter form will be a woman.

[literalnobody]

The frustration of KNOWING there is media out there with the very specific tone you want to write into your own stories and wanting to consume that media for inspiration/immersion/the joy of experiencing art on the same wavelength as your own but not being able to FIND it

[hollowsart]

I just thought this would be funny, and I was right.

reference: [X] [X]

[sydmarch]

about time i drew him a little less "babygirl" a little more "lord of his realm"

[shoechoe]

I don't really consider myself objectum because I mostly prefer people and I'm not dating an object nor do I really want to. However I will say that IMO the most attractive objects are houses, white marble statues, and old black arcade cabinets

[grossillygirl]

:(

[frick-it-sugar-spice]

close up version of another post that ain't really showin up for some reason. does the 'mature' flair just knock ya out of the tags or somethin'?

[moonchild-in-blue]

slasher token and iii being the one to lure you in so they can watch the choir nuzzle into your pulse points and offer him a taste and also me saying that the fandom moved on from the video of vii (on the right of videos) petting iv way too quickly

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

This ask is too wild for me to sit on it.

I agree - I am a sucker for Choir x vessels interactions and I'm sick and tired of my girls being left out on fun stuff. They are cold-blooded killers and will enjoy seeing you writhe in pain and agony.

Slasher iii this, Slasher iv that - WHERE IS SLASHER ESPERA??? They are EFFICIENT. They are DEADLY. Someone write this, or by Sleep I will.

[esotericdivinity]

I'm trying to figure out what my watermark will be so that I can post across multiple platforms with the same one. It's gotta be kinda cool, or somewhat recognizable. It's like trying to find one alias I like the most and sticking to it yknow?