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first blue-eyed person to Big Brown Eyes!!!

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guys hold me to the promise that I'm going to get a JAW magnet for my fridge when I get my own place (specifically the spoon one)

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why is there no normal word for penis

like cock feels vulgar, dick feels improper like too casual but also vulgar but also like it shouldn't be in a fic, length is fine but gets repetitive, member sounds bizarre but more power to you (complimentary), i cant think of any morrree

penis feels too professional

there's no good word

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pervy roommate carmy who is just obsessed with how you smell….likes going to your room when you aren’t home to see what perfumes/body mists you wear. he steals them and uses one single spray on his pillows (he feels guilty using more than that, he���s heard enough rants about how expensive they are) and humps his pillows all while smelling your scent, pretending it’s you ❤️

HEY YOURE INSANE /pos

like sometimes he uses your detergent or fabric softer and it's enough to be like oh it was an accident

but it doesn't end up being enough or as special as it could be because now all of his clothes smell like you instead of just one he can hold on to

so obviously the next best thing is your soap or your perfume and maybe he even asks cause it's so different from everything else

and maaaaayyyybbbbeeeeeee he goes as far as to buy his own bottle not for any particular reason

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i hope this is a safe space to say i really need Aaron Taylor Johnson

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me rn

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i love that Steve was considered like King Steve and super cool but !!!

that's a loser!!! loser boy alert!!!!! thats a little loser how is he King Steve that's King loser!!!!

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i love saying something insane and then in all caps WHO SAID THAT

i think it's sooo funny

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i am preemptively writing the celebration post and am a little toasted rn and all of my thank you messages are just

i love you, i love you so bad i love you i want to give you a kiss i love you so bad

like they genuinely all sound the same to me rn but i have so much love for my friends and at my core i am just lovergirlboy

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okay so I need you to try and think about this from my point of view right now

and I thought I was wigging out but it's actually so cool once I read the excerpt and like lowkey mind blowing

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Carmy with a secret yapper reader has been on my mind,,,,

he's like yes a quiet one (person in his life) fantastic

and then BOOM

they get comfy and he's like son of a bitch /affectionate

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my brain wants to get Richie jerimovich pregnant

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anyone else perpetually stuck in setting their writing docs to MLA format

(or like,,,,, script layout which is courier new) (or like,,,, no MLA and screenplay format are the two i use the most,,,)

who up thinking about MLA format

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was thinkin' and maggie and Olive are actually the reason I'm here like

like they're the reason I've started this blog and that's so meaningful to me

i was just thinking about Olive ralking about how JAW bewitched her and I was like this is a funny concept and then applied it to myself and JAW literally drove me to go to Maggie and Olive on anon and talking with them and sharing ideas and and

i just think that's so delightful and they're so delightful and I'm so delighted that I made this blog and continue to be surprised and so

just very happy here in my little sun patch corner cat corner cozy corner of bearblr like

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taking unserious pics with lip when he has his vamp face (very much like these bc I love tvd bts pics)

and if I said taking a picture of him cunt drunk, cum and blood coating his chin

i think this would go crazy during the Halloween season

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Dexter is such a little freak!! 👹 I LOVE HIM 👹