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Carmy having a shitty day at The Bear, like everything going wrong. Missed delivery, overbooked, Richie shows up late, Customers just causing shit chaos, just a bad day.

Comes home to his girl sprawled out on the bed passed out asleep cause he didn't get home until like 2am and she has her phone next to her head and the TV still playing, obvious she had been trying to wait up for him.

And like... i feel like he never had that ever before so he just doesn't know how else to handle it than by just curling up behind her big spoon style and quietly crying into her shoulder. Just stressed and happy all mixing together cause our baby needs a woman who actually loves him.

you're evil and fucked up /j also i cannot imagine missing an order for the store i think I'd be sick

i think his come home routine is as follows:

comes in through the door, kisses you hello if you're in the kitchen or living room and then goes to the shower

he hits the shower to wash off the day cause ever since you brought it up, it has helped him de-stress after a horrid shift

after a shower he is the cuddliest little bear omg you better have dinner done cause hes not letting you go at all for the rest of the night

anyways he feels horrible on his way home cause he never got to tell you not to wait up

so when he comes in to your phone still playing your show and on top of the covers his heart breaks a little!!!

but his brain works on autopilot as he slips onto the bed next to you and just,,,,, like hugs you close cause Jesus christ does he need to just hold you and be quiet for a moment

anyways you end up waking up to him still in last night's clothes and disheveled <//3

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lip gallagher whos only nice when he comes

and carmen berzatto whos most vocal when he comes and ruts into you like he wants to climb into you

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i'm late but oh well 😔

anyways size kink with carmy but he's more in awe of it like he just wants to stare at how easily his hand engulfs your throat

he gets all red and has to play it off but he keeps thinking about it, especially when his hands naturally move to the places where they take up more and more of your body

but he WILL get all nervous and embarrassed if asked but now that he's given himself away you can purposefully do stuff to put it on his mind to fuck with him

opening up mini mic nights again if anyone wants to keep yapping!

so i am only 5'5 which puts me at a really good height for Lip or Carm! moving on!

i think it starts small, his hand on yours, his hand on your thigh, simple things

but then a few months into your relationship, he's fucking you really deep and his hands are craddling your face until you let out a particularly sinful noise and he wants to hear it again. and it happens like this.

one of his hands starts to slip away from your face, moving down your jaw and stopping against your clavicle. he can feel your heartbeat in your chest and he's staring where his hand is and holy shit

hey I'm back um so one of JAW fingers is like two sharpies thick (as someone who uses sharpies basically daily and change daily these guesses are mildly accurate) and so one of my fingers is about a sharpie thick so ummm

hey guys i need a minute cause um

those are some big hands um

anyways hes like really into his tattooed skin being a contrast to yours and the way you clench around him when his hand wraps around your neck

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Carmy x influencer!reader

But like- where reader doesn't ever show his face, because he's not comfortable putting their entire relationship on the internet. And she's always making sure to block his face with emojis and blurring it.

I know he's a super famous chef and probablyhas cameosand shit in food mags and whatever, but just the fact that reader is like totally cool and not all uppity about it...

I dunno, I feel like he'd really appreciate someone taking his comfort into account for once.

rolling my sleeves up to expose how much I know about twitch streamers

okay kiddies I'm thinking Carmy with a gamer, Carmy with a cute cozy gamer (im thinking Shubble vibes folks)

but you have this mysterious boyfriend who sticks his hand onto camera to prove to your chat hes real!! (they see the SOU and go crazy) (you quickly have to put them in emote only until the chill out) you show the meals he cooks you on your story or stream if he brings you food on stream (subathon, long day, short day)

and they kind of know what he sounds like from him talking to you from a distance (you mute your mic if he gets closer than the doorway) they love commenting on how you look when you're looking at him and nodding as he's talking

anyways covering his face with silly emotes or like like um

you bring him on stream or video one day and you just have this black box over his face and his dressed in like Dexter kill clothes (literally brown henley and brown cargo pants) (except put him in black!) and hes got like his hands tucked under his thighs to hide his tattoos and you guys just yap and the black box where his head is keeps getting bigger cause he does like a chest laugh (cause you're just so funny <3)

but doing little shoe pictures with him, tucking in under his arm and then putting a sticker over his face before you add it to your story, muting your mic if he comes closer (sometimes throwing up your BRB screen if he ends up on camera) (actually second nature to hit that button on your stream deck when he gets neat the edge of your desk) (you've had to move it closer cause the first time you scrambled for the button and he was like ??? babe what was that???), also!!! side note!!!! scooting your chair off camera to give him a kiss and then he gives your chair a little push to get back on camera

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first blue-eyed person to Big Brown Eyes!!!

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carmy who who you um who you make wear a condom the first few times you fuck because it's slow and passionate and soft and eventually after getting tested and being in the clear he asks why you still make him wear one and and you tell him the only way you'll let him come inside you is if he like like he agrees to fuck you into the mattress

like you don't think he'll go for a rough fuck but like the only way you will let him cum inside you is if he absolutely fucks you into the bed

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guys I need a picture that encapsulates this vibe please help

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would you guys support me if I said I want to fuck Clancy Brown

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Um🎤?

thinking abt camboy lip and when he’s dating reader his viewers say he’s gone soft so in return he fucks reader dumb

HELP ME????

i think they like the slow sensual sex but holy shit do they love when he has that once week or two where he fucks you silly and just feeds back into that dominant persona he played off in the beginning

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guys hold me to the promise that I'm going to get a JAW magnet for my fridge when I get my own place (specifically the spoon one)

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huuwuuuuuhhh

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i hope this is a safe space to say i really need Aaron Taylor Johnson

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why is there no normal word for penis

like cock feels vulgar, dick feels improper like too casual but also vulgar but also like it shouldn't be in a fic, length is fine but gets repetitive, member sounds bizarre but more power to you (complimentary), i cant think of any morrree

penis feels too professional

there's no good word