#sucks to be you i guess 💁🏻‍♀️

[empressmanuscript]

I posted 11,058 times in 2022

That's 1,699 more posts than 2021!

182 posts created (2%)

10,876 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@simonspiervsthehomosapiensagenda

@drew-garfi

@gogentledarknight

@foxychocolatelady

@athenagray

I tagged 9,332 of my posts in 2022

Only 16% of my posts had no tags

#legacies - 366 posts

#vampire diaries - 290 posts

#bridgerton - 280 posts

#the great - 183 posts

#gossip girl - 135 posts

#aesthetic - 134 posts

#art - 133 posts

#degrassi next class - 126 posts

#jenny boyd - 123 posts

#barchie - 116 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#i mean i said this and someone went 'it's because their personalities suck' bitch yeah then why are you still going on about their looks the

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Well I had a blast last night, guess I didn’t get the groom’s face but who says #ChrisPine isn’t MY groom eh? #bridalshower #games #fun 👌🏼✌🏼💜🥺🥳😍😂😭 https://www.instagram.com/p/CdlNR29OT75/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

2 notes - Posted May 15, 2022

#4

“Well you can tell Jesus that the bitch is back.” I’m #GeorginaSparks from #GossipGirl for #Halloween this year bitchessssss 😘✌🏼🥰🙌🏼👸🏻🗣️💁🏻‍♀️ #xoxo #youknowyouloveme 💋 https://www.instagram.com/p/CkYi5ZVO6kY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

4 notes - Posted October 31, 2022

#3

7 notes - Posted January 10, 2022

#2

8 notes - Posted January 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

25 notes - Posted September 14, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[wikiangela]

it's hilarious how they're trying to make me feel bad for Xander just like they were trying so hard to make us love Riley in as you were (or how they were trying to convince us that the break up was Buffy's fault lol)

it just won't happen sns I liked Xander at the beginning, though I always had mixed feelings bc I liked how goofy and funny he could be but then there were stuff that were just... um 🤮 and then I liked him less and less and I guess it got to the point where I really don't give a fuck about him haha

also, he was just an asshole so he deserves to wallow in sadness right now 💁🏻‍♀️😁

(I don't even like Anya and the relationship with her was what really made me annoyed with his character, but I feel so bad for her and he fucking sucks for this lmao)

[st0neymal0neyx0]

Dumb question but if you're sucking dick & aren't getting facefucked do you have a specific thing you like to do with your tongue or whatever or just deepthroat as much as you can?

I guess it all depends on what the guy's into tbh, I'll experiment a little to see what he likes and go with it 💁🏻‍♀️

[xxx-theartofsuicide-xxx]

Saw this post in the Inuyasha tag, unfortunately. And I just have to ask why ship sessrin? It’s such a boring bland couple. There’s no spice, unless you’re into children. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I like some dark messed up ships, but for the life of me I don’t see anything compelling or suggestive about sessrin in the manga nor anime.

Seriously, the only reason I can see it being somewhat popular is that people self insert into Rin to fuck Sesshomaru or they like lolicon. That’s it, nothing really deep about it. 🙃

Otherwise, as a character she’s a total wet blanket with personality of generic nice kid. To make things worse, has such a dull design. Definitely, see why people love her, because if I were to pick a character somewhat close to Sesshomaru but doesn’t have any recognizable characteristics it would be hopefully “adult Rin”. Sadly, Rin’s nothing but a plot device both in the original story and in that awful sequel show.

Besides, that kinda homophobic that people don’t ship Kohaku with Sesshomaru, considering he has just as much relevance and impact with Sesshomaru as Rin does. Guess people don’t self insert into Kohaku or like shotacon. 💁🏻‍♀️

The closest romantic relationship Sesshomaru has in the original series is Kagura, who he wanted to save or honestly his freaking dad. Considering how obsessed he is with him. Lol 🤣 Otherwise, Sesshomaru is very much just an asexual individual who’s only real concerns are power and eventually learning to care about others platonically.

Which is pretty much why yashahime as a show, sucks. Boring characters, terrible plot, and horrendous animation. Sessrin is so shallow as a ship that it needs to steal from Inukag. From their friends/family, tree of ages, and rehash plot points/ character development from the original. Hell in their own series they have no engaging scenes as a couple. Other than Rin saying “Sesshomaru sama” for the millionth time. 🤮 As well as, their Mary Sue twins that look like discount Kagura/Byakuya. Are so utterly lame and boring, just like their supposed mother Rin. However, I will admit it’s funny that they die a lot on the show. 😂

Sorry got off topic, but anyways Sessrin will never be interesting nor canon. As Rumiko said herself, Inuyasha was done on chapter 588 and that Sesshomaru is Rin’s hogosha. Also, voice actor of Sesshomaru, Ken Narita has said that he can’t imagine Sesshomaru in a relationship and that this show feels like an experiment. You can look up the interview. Lastly, even the author of yashahime manga Shiina has said this terrible sequel is a what is in the inuyasha verse, not canon.

But, if you really believe people were blind and should not be disgusted by sessrin. You can rewatch episode 99 where Koga ponders about Rin and Sesshomaru to quote “I wonder why he’d let a little kid tag around him like that. Now if it was a pretty girl like Kagome, I’d understand bringing her along, but a young kid like that…” And he’s silenced mid sentence by his companions, as he pretty much suggests that Sesshomaru is only taking care of Rin, because he wants to bang her. Which is fucked up since she’s a kid.

Again, which shows that sessrin is only a ship for self inserters or pedos. That’s it nothing more or nothing less just bland nastiness. 🥱

I did not read this past "boring bland couple" bc

I love myself too much to waste time on idiots

I could feel my braincells dying as I scrolled down and all of your ad hominems began to merge together, not one of them transforming into an intelligent argument

Anyway, they're married and they fucked and had babies and Kagura is dead in the dirt and all of the other female (and male) Inuyasha characters pretty much hate Sesshomaru's guts. It feels really great being so right while you and your ilk writhe in the gutter in your wrongness. I do not envy you 😬

Imagine loving Inuyasha and the characters for all these years only to be told by the creators that everything you thought is wrong and actually hey, you don't know dick about dick 🤣 couldn’t be me

You know what I don't do ever? Ever ever ever? Send anonymous messages to people I don't like. I'm too busy using my talent to create things that I do like. Your existence seems wrought with misery. Sucks to suck I guess.

Here, this is for you, I think you need it. Good luck with coping, you seem to be having a hard time of it.

[ohayopoko]

Young Carla Jaeger Headcanons (NSFW)

Note: Y’all the next fanfic I’m working on includes Carla so I’m tryna get comfortable writing her lol

(Y’all plz listen to the song, It’s Carla’s Anthem!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾)

-Carla was the original hot girl back in her day, couldn’t 👏🏻N O B O D Y 👏🏻 tell miss Carla a damn thang!

-She’s inked out with a black dragon tattoo on her thigh that reaches up her right ass cheek and ends at her calve.

-Carla also has a tattoo sleeve of colorful butterflies on her left arm

-Yes! Hot Girl has a tramp stamp and you already know it’s a 🍒, bitchhhh!😝

-Carla guzzles a mean dick, real definition of 🎶Throat Babyyy🎶

-Carla’s a passionate lover so you know she’s slurping them balls and licking the taint and the way she innocently looks up at ‘em with those sexy cat eyes will have that man ready to risk it all🤤

-Carla has a slick mouth and you know she’s gonna talk her shit right the fuck back 👏🏻🙅🏻‍♀️

-Of fucking course Carla was banging in her day, win or lose she was throwin’ dem bitches at any and everybody 🤙🏻💯

-Y’all think y’all finna jump on Carla? Guess what? Here come Kuchel fucking bitches up behind Carla🥳👊🏻

-Ain’t no “I don’t eat pussy,” with Carla cause when she sits back and opens her legs you better dive in the pussy like dolphins or simply drown, your choice 🤷🏻‍♀️

“Come suck this pussy like a paci,” Carla’s smirking as she pulls her legs back and rubs her beefy pussy real slow and sensual. “Promise it won’t bite.”

-Carla’s a classy gal, likes to give her pussy new hair-do’s every month. It could be landing strip this time and a heart next time- you never know with Carla💅🏻

-Hot girl likes to drive the boat, Henny, Tequila, Ciroc, Grey Goose it doesn’t matter Carla will fuckin drink it💃🏻

-Ends up in Grisha’s emergency room more than a few times due to her drinking

“Carla you only have one kidney left-“

“I’m here for a good time, not a long time now give me the fuckin pills. I’m already late for work,”

“Where you’re going to go drink again?! Carla?!”

“Listen, Grisha, I’m unfuckwitable, okay? I can’t be fucked with- now pills, bitch.”

-Kuchel is Carla’s BITCH there’s no where you’d see Kuchel and Carla wasn’t close behind 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🤞🏻💗

-Carla and Kuchel’s friendship dynamic is more like a little sister big sister dynamic since Kuchel’s a few years older

-Carla wasn’t popular but she had a good handful of friends she could count and it was always a movie when they got together

-All of her friends died young and Carla went to each and every funeral and a little piece of her died with each friend

-You know that one boy every girl would give the pussy to on a platter? For Carla that boy was Eren Kruger👅🥴

-That boy made her pussy hot every time she saw him and it didn’t matter that he was a toxic ex she couldn’t stop fucking with for the life of her🤦🏻‍♀️

-It was okay because Carla was a good looking bitch with a devilish pussy and Eren Kruger couldn’t stay away from her either😏

-Bitch you already know Carla busted that pussy open in the mall, the bar, the backseat of his car fuck, she’d bust the pussy open on the island of Waikiki if he told her to💁🏻‍♀️😜

-There was no such thing as gentle sex with Eren Kruger, it was fast, passionate and furious

-His favorite position was backshots with belt tied tight around her neck he yanked when he started drilling deep in Carla’s poor pussy💦😣

-That boy ripped her pussy open and sent her home to sew it up but Carla didn’t care cause she was in Eren’s business, in his face, on his dick the next day

-Carla never took Grisha seriously, always dubbing him whenever he tried to get on to her cause she didn’t have no time to be worrying abt his old ass

-Grisha’s determined and that’s the only reason she ever gave in (and he got money sooo👀)

-Y’all already know who she named her son after🤪

[athenagrantnash]

Bucktaylor is not endgame bitch, Taylor is about to leave the show. She's gone in episode 10. The bitch is gone and you can go with her.

I was sent this Ask on November 4 and decided to hold off on answering it until I could be Extremely Petty in my response.

Anyway:

That definitely doesn't look like somebody who's "gone" to me.

It looks like instead of going with Taylor like you asked of me, I'm going to be doing the opposite and staying right along with her. Sucks to be you I guess 💁🏻‍♀️

[annapostsstuff]

LITG: Random Question Tag

Thank you @kingkassam for tagging me🙋🏻‍♀️

The Questions :

1. Favorite Girl? S1: Talia S2: Chelsea

2. Favorite Boy? (As friends) S1: Tim, Jake S2: Gary, Bobby

3. Favorite Route/LI and why? Lucas, because I’m a hoe and a goldigger and he’s HOT af AND rich😌, kidding🙄 bc we have a really similar personality... and he’s hot😂

4. Season 1 or Season 2? This is a hard one, because I really like the Season 1 Drama and MC’s personality, BUT I loved the Season 2 character design, guess we can’t have it all😔

5. Twitter, Tumblr or Reddit? I have all of them and honestly I don’t have a favorite bc I use them for different purposes, I use Twitter basically just to know what’s the tea, what’s going on with the world and I use tumblr and reddit to get in touch with the fandoms I follow and, you know, recreational purposes pretty much🤔🤷🏻‍♀️

6. Try and guess each S2 Islander’s zodiac sign? Everyone knows I know SHIT about astrology and I’d get everything wrong so, yeah I’m not even trying🙃

7. If you could meet one islander in real life who would it be and why? Lucas, it’s the more realistic one since we’re both on the medical field and y’all can bet your asses that I’d be jumping on that dick man ASAP😌😂

8. Do you have an unpopular opinion about the game/character? I have a couple of them but the one I’m gonna say is gonna make EVERYONE and I mean it, EVERYONE to come after me but y’all should know that IDGAF so I’m gonna say it: Tim is superior to Bobby in so many levels and I really wish he was a LI back in S1, sue me...

9. Which islander are you the most like? This is a hard one bc I’m Chelsea, Lottie, Priya and some Marisol combined, depends of which one of my personalities is coming out that day 😂

10. Most and Least favorite islander of all time and why?

LEAST

S1 Boys: Miles/Jasper did me DIRTY AF bc I thought they were hot and I really wanted to try it with them😒

S1 Girls: Lucy, Erika and Cherry, they can all choke on a dick for all I care😒, I could say Allegra but it was actually fun to mess with her tho🤔

S2 Boys:

Rocco: it’s the first LI I ever romanced in S2 but it turned out that he was a fucking snake and I ended up looking like a fucking clown 🤡😤thank god LURIK came through...

CA GANG: I dislike pretty much all of them except the one I’m romancing IF I’m romancing any of them during that route, Graham is on thin ice and Kassam, well, he doesn’t talk but I HATE that he’s so hard to get... SHOUTOUT to Felix for being the most annoying motherfucker out there...

Special mention to Noah, for not growing any balls and leaving his toxic relationship for fucks sake!😤

S2 Girls: Hope, Jo, Lottie and Hannah, they ALL suck and can choke on a dick, or a candy, whatever idc, if I really analyze this, most of the girls in S2 sucked🤔

MOST

S1: Talia, Tim, Jake, theyre all cool and I really liked them.

S2: Chelsea, Priya, Gary, Bobby, LURIK, love all of them ❤️

Special mention to Mr. Narrator, he’s the real MVP and the heart and soul of the game💕😂

11. Which islander would hit 1M followers first? MC OBVIOUSLY💁🏻‍♀️ jokes aside, idk, could be Chelsea for her adorable personality, Priya bc she’s hot and fashion, Lottie bc we know makeup artists get a lot of exposure, and the guys idk, could be Bobby or Lucas for the same reasons as Chelsea and Priya...

12. Which islander would land a major brand deal? Priya could as either a model or a designer, Chelsea to design some furniture or something like that, Lottie with some makeup brand, Ibrahim with some sports brand, most of them could now that I think about it ...

13. Do you think any of the S2 islanders smoke? If so, who? Rocco obviously smokes weed or something like that, Lottie and Carl gives me some smoker vibes too, I think Henrik might try to smoke some natural or alternative shit too🤔...

14. What’s your S3 bucket list? MC with a fierce personality or just a personality in general, I’m tired of being a peacemaker and focusing on everyone’s shit except the MC, I wouldn’t mind having less LIs but with way more quality content than we had this season and for the love of god, LET ME THROW HANDS when it’s deserved!😤idk, it’s a long list but those are my main wishes...

15. Do you read any fanfics? Yup, a lot of them, can’t remember all of them except those that @ravena-dottir writes🤔

16. If there was a Love Island the Game: All-Stars, who would you chose to go back into the villa? Shit, idk who I want there but I can assure you which ones I DON’T want there and thoseare the ones I’ve mentioned as my least favorites 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️

17. Which islanders would struggle the most in quarantine, and why? I think most of them would be having financial struggles but mostly Henrik, Lottie, Chelsea and Graham because I think all of them would be having both emotional and financial struggles🤔

And now I invite anyone who wishes to answer this bc let’s be honest, a bitch is antisocial and doesn’t have enough friends to tag💀😂

[wordsofapanda]

I love my sister but she expects me to always be watching over her kids. Her kid went to the bathroom and took a while. She noticed it was taking a while then was like FYI when he takes too long he’s up to no good. And I’m like bruh its not my job to always watch your kids because they aren’t my tiny demons and they are NOT my responsibility. Especially after I just took your kid off your hands for two hours by taking him to the park. And guess what my nephew did. Literally flush 20+ q-tips down the toilet and clog it. WELL SHIT maybe you should be more aware of your kid too. It ain’t my job to rear your children when your fucking friends come over. I love her but she can suck my dick and this is exactly why I don’t go to her house any more. I am nobodies fucking babysitter or secretary. And this morning she had the nerve to make me schedule her to come into MY work on a day off. I told her to go and set up her appointment herself. Fuck if she can text me then she can pull up my works website. 💁🏻‍♀️. 2019 is year of the ruthless don’t give a shit Madi

[wikiangela]

starting only murders in the building s2 - post turned out longer than I anticipated so I'm adding the keep reading thing haha

(warning: don't keep reading if you like Selena, I'm expressing my opinion about her bluntly and no, I'm not interested in her defenders' opinions 😁)

straight from the beginning I'm annoyed by the cop dude 🙄 jfc kill him next lol

what Mabel said to him (the lawyer thing) was certainly not funny, and yet the lady cop laughed - they're still trying so hard to convince the audience they can do comedy huh 😂

also, oh my, Selena learned how to open her mouth wider, I'm shocked 😂

I gotta say, as much as I'm interested in the story, all of the characters are so fucking annoying oh my god 😂 (maybe except for Charles but that might be just because he's Steve Martin haha - and I liked Theo too, but the rest of them suck lol)

the "it's a callback" literally made me facepalm - i guess it was supposed to be cringy, but oh my god

Selena's actually better with facial expressions this season so far (did she see all the comments on the internet and took some acting classes before s2 lmao - and I know the comments and reviews criticizing her are there, I went looking to see if I'm the only one not enjoying her performance hahaha), though she still has only one tone of voice - also, in that scene with the cops she was opening her mouth wider, but now she's back to talking as if she was clenching her teeth all the time - it almost hurts my jaw just hearing her talk like that 😂😂 it that just how Selena talks irl? wow that's annoying 😂

why is Cara what's-her-name in this jfc 🙄 i only saw her in paper towns but I do not like her lol

did they hope Amy Schumer would make this show funnier too? that's cute 😂

can they get on with the story of the murder pls I'm bored

actually, as much as I wasn't hype for Cara, I'm enjoying her more than Selena 💁🏻‍♀️ - god, Selena's voice is so monotone she could put me to sleep (and don't start on the "it's just the character" bullshit because it's not just that, I watched a whole season of her not showing any emotions even in scenes that warranted it from even the most closed off aloof sarcastic character) - I know I'm saying a lot of shit about her but she just stands out so much in a very unflattering way lmao

I love Tina Fey, she might be the biggest reason I'm continuing with this show 😂 (aside from being interested in who killed bunny hahaha) - unrelated but: should I continue with 30 Rock? I watched like 10 episodes and it was boring and unfunny but like, does it get better or something? bc I kinda wanna see more of Tina Fey 😂😂

okay, so, I'm really interested in the story, I'm so curious about who killed Bunny and why they're trying to frame the main characters, or mainly Charles lol I'll definitely have to keep watching

it's still painfully unfunny (who the fuck writes this show, how can you claim that your show is a comedy - along with other things obvi - and have no funny jokes whatsoever - there are jokes, just not funny ones lol)

Selena is better than in s1 tbh I still don't particularly enjoy her, but at least her face isn't stuck in two facial expressions interchangeably 💁🏻‍♀️ (her tone of voice is still distractingly monotone tho)

I don't know what the purpose of having Amy Schumer in this is, because... well. I kinda liked her specials when I watched them when I was like 15 but... she's not the funniest comedian and we all know that sns - also, if your script sucks in terms of comedy, even bringing the funniest person wouldn't do much sns 😂

I liked it but I gotta say, this show doesn't have the greatest opening episodes. s1e1 was meh, s2e1 was better but only because I already knew the characters

but yeah, it was good, gotta watch the next one later or tomorrow idk (see, a good opening episode would get me so hooked I'd wanna binge it right the fuck now but while I am interested and wanna keep watching, I'm not feeling it rn haha)