#suck my nuts spotify

[genericpuff]

it's cute that spotify thinks i'll let them price gouge me just for the "convenience" of their app

it's gonna take some work to update my old harddrive library of ripped mp3's with all the new songs i've found over the past 5 years of using spotify, but it'll be so worth having a working shuffle button and all the vocaloid and video game songs i want again (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[yorkshireteauk]

yelena keeps telling kate about how she doesn’t believe in superheroes of any kind until kate comes home one night a few days early to surprise yelena only to find her in superman pyjamas watching superman 2 with lucky and fanny at her feet and frantically trying to explain how it was “the dogs favourite film they love it kate bishop” so kate buys a bunch of superman stuff for yelena which she’ll never say but she loves it

[cellblr]

GRAHH I HATE SPOTIFY STOP TAKING ALL MY MUSICKINS DOWN ☹️☹️☹️

[mirohtron]

she said she was gonna release s o m e t h i n g in 2023... so yeah... MY DUMB ASS LEGIT THOUGHT SHE WOULD RELEASE SOMETHING TODAY I DONT KNOW WHY I READ THAT ON SOME SITE THAT GOT MY COMPUTER VIRUSES... and i was dissapointed... like god... okkk... unpopular opinions??? cause this is the first time im having a decent conversation

hope that sour money runs out soon fr ❤️ I don't have any opinions tho bc im not rlly a kpop stan anymore but i AM a kpop twt hater ❤️ they're like rats that carry the plague

[narcissistcookbook]

Get Deep Fried spotify release!! I'm so delighted

This song is not only funny and silly and inventive, but it also fills me up and makes want to fight another day. It looks impossible odds in the face and says I'm gonna defy you, and I'm gonna do it with humour and love and spirit and even if you kill me you can't take any of those things away.

Made my day - thanks Matt!

THAT'S RIGHT, my song Get Deep Fried is available everywhere in time and space. tell an ageless eldritch god to suck your nuts TODAY

YouTube

Spotify

[milkmaidovich]

Milkmaidovich Plays Catch-up

I am BEHIND pals

Had a long week and a half of Book Stuff to finalize (who knew cover design would take up so much of my brain [it's me, I knew]) but it's all finished so it's time to CATCH UP!

(This post will be a Tag Game Tuesday post, with everything else getting its own)

Jul 18 Tag Game Tuesday

Thanks to @howlinchickhowl @auds-and-evens @mickeyheartian @scurvgirl , @tanktopgallavich , @metalheadmickey , and @vintagelacerosette for the tags!

name: kat

pronouns: she/her

where do you call home? A state I don't particularly like in the southeastern US (it’s very red which is hard for this queer anti-capitalist socialist) but it was a career-related move so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

favorite animal: hiphopopopotamus

cereal of choice: love me a strawberry & yogurt Joe’s-O from Trader Joe’s, or the churro Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and also a Honey Nut Cheerio if I can’t get the other two

are you a visual, auditory, or kinesthetic learner? Kinesthetic is the main one, the writing/doing is helpful for my ADHD, especially if I mix and match with visual/auditory

first pet? Carnival Goldfish that we had living in a crystal punch bowl

favorite scent? Tuberose, amber, oud, leather (I love a darkspicy scent)

do you believe in astrology? Eh? Kind of? I see some undeniable traits of the signs in myself and those around me but also I see a lot of incorrect stuff so it's more for fun than for basing life choices on

how many playlists do you have on spotify/apple music? Literal hundreds, I'm not going to count

sharpies or highlighters? Sharpies FOREVER

a song that makes you cry: uhhhhh most recent one is Unknown/Nth by Hozier

a song that makes you happy: SO MANY! Most recently: The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala (Suck It and See is always in heavy rotation in the summer)

and finally, do you write/draw/create? if so, use this as an opportunity to shamelessly (😉) promote yourself! I write sometimes! Hopefully more now that I've got some more time! Find me on AO3

July 25 Tag Game

Thanks to @celestialmickey, @transmickey, @lupeloto, @harrowhark-a-vagrant, and @scurvgirl for the tags!

name: kat

age: 33

pronouns: she/her

your sun sign, MBTI type, and enneagram type (google them if you’re not sure!): cancer 🦀, ENTP-T, 9w1/8 (I don't really understand the MBTI/enneagram stuff if someone feels like explaining)

how tall are you? 5'3.5" (1.6m, 161cm)

what color are your eyes? Greeeeeeen

the last time you saw a movie in theaters (bonus: what was it?): UH the super Mario movie with my kid? I think? A couple months ago

favorite dessert: peach pie/cobbler ALWAYS

outer space or the ocean? The ocean, why the fuck do we need to keep going to space when the ocean is RIGHT THERE

you’re in a McDonald’s drive thru, what are you ordering? 10pc chicken nugget, fries, sprite

are you good with plants? Maybe?????? Genuinely unsure

would your current self and high school self get along? Lmao maybe?????? Honestly it's 50/50

a food you can’t stand: FUCK BEETS

something you’d do if money were no object: TRAVEL AND CONCERTS AND TRAVELING TO CONCERTS

the last app you opened on your phone (tumblr doesn’t count!): DayForce

and finally, compliment yourself! You are better at learned skills than you give yourself credit for!!

Since these are so behind I won't tag anyone but if you didn't get tagged and want to play, consider this your tag!

[silkendandelion]

HEY SO STREAMING CAN SUCK MY NUTS

YOURE TELLING ME EVEN WITH SPOTIFY PREMIUM THE QUALITY WAS DOGSHIT ENOUGH I NEVER KNEW WIDE EYES HAS HARMONIZING VOCALS AFTER THE BRIDGE

Ditching them to go back to my roots has me actually living a new life

[windsorbay]

THE CHARACTER.

FULL NAME: Seraphina Therese Sinclair

GENDER: Cis woman

PRONOUNS: She/her

AGE + BIRTHDAY: 24 + March 5, 2000

LENGTH OF TIME IN WINDSOR BAY: Since birth, never left town for a long period of time.

HOUSING: Downtown

OCCUPATION: Exotic dancer/Stripper, stage performer, OnlyFan content creator, college student, occasional escort for the right money.

THE INTERVIEW.

What’s it like, living in Windsor Bay? Did you ever picture yourself settling down here or did you always know this would be your home?

"When you're born here, feel like you're kind of stuck here. Even if you manage to get out for college like my friends, this place is like a black hole that somehow just seems to suck you back to hallowed grounds no matter how much you scrape and attempt to pull away. For the most part Windsor Bay is fine, it's perfectly fine, if that's the kind of life you want to live. Is it the place I want to be forever, no, but feel like I'm destined to end up here anyway? Think it's the fact that I've got the Sinclair gene, we're destined to live our whatever twisted fate that my great, great, great, great grandfather did to piss off the universe. Either way, I'm fucked, but I make the best of it. It's one of those cutesy little communities that everyone knows your name, but they're just dying to whisper about you behind your back. Don't worry, I repay the favor by whispering right back or banging their husband or son's. What can I say, I'm a creature of habit, and this town follows suit all too well. Either way I guess there's worse places you could live."

Top five songs currently on your Spotify?

"Think I'll go off the last top five songs that I listened to because this changes constantly depending on my mood or what I'm performing to. That leaves me with "Levitating" by Dua Lipa, "God is a Woman" by Ariana Grande, "Save Your Tears" by The Weeknd, "Money Trees" by Kendrick Lamar ft. Jay Rock, and "Tyrant" by Kali Uchis ft. Jorja Smith. If you want my actual top five Spotify songs from me come check me out when Spotify wraps at the end of the year and maybe I'll be nice to give you the better insight."

Would you say you’re easy to get along/work with? Why or why not?

"This is largely dependent on the day, time, who the fuck you are? There are some people that are just not ever going to be someone I get along with. Like that one bitch Cindy that stole money out of my bag after a performance on stage? If that makes me difficult than ring the bell, I'm difficult to work with. I don't like my money stolen, shit who does? Now if you're cool, then I like to think I'm pretty chill but it once again depends on who you are to me. I'm always up for meeting new people, I'm not a complete jackass that doesn't want to make friends, I just think I'm someone who is a bit of a tough nut to crack, but once you're in my life, so long as you don't fuck me over, I'll have your back for life."

Are you a leader or a follower?

"Like to believe I'm someone who enjoys dancing to the beat of my own drum, I'm more independent than wanting to be a leader or a follower. If you need some kind of answer for some ungodly reason to add to whatever you're questioning, I'm more of a leader, because I don't follow no one."

THE PERSONALITY.

— + resilient, independent, empathetic — - guarded, rebellious, cynical

SERAPHINA IS PORTRAYED BY SABRINA CARPENTER, AND WRITTEN BY WILLA.

[ericleo108]

Creepin

07/19/2024 Click here for Spotify, Apple Music, or Youtube. “Creeepin” is my 81st official release and my 130th track published. This is a sexually charged single that compliments the Pussy Poppin album. The song is about creepin on women, specifically my fans. To be clear it’s what not to do and how not to approach me; and how I shouldn’t approach females and my fans. The content is similar to the “Pussy Poppin” album but isn’t included because it’s a different approach.

The beat is by Cam Stone. The song was produced by KeyAno and the cover art was self made from a free image. I talk about this blog post and other updates in this last Sunday update (just below) or Follow Lyceum Recordz on YouTube for more.

Lyrics:

So it’s another night, at the club And I’m just tryna find a slut Lookin for that money nut I can hear um hummin when they cum Go DJ , that’s my DJ  Go ahead and put Eric Leo 108 on replay Go DJ,  Gimme that gimme that gimme that gushy If you wanna know what it’s like than book me Smoke in the air, my job is cushy  I swear what really runs the world is pussy Looky, I’m cooking  Women love a gentleman And when a cool guy into them  So when i meet them tonight’s event I’ll tell them this Hey girl, what you doing We should go and catch a movie Promise won’t be bad or snooty If you throw your cat and booty After, not while we’re public Unless your down, in which case fuck it Theater head, before we get into bed? I’m just joking, I want you to beg Doggy style, make it hot I like girls that make their pussy pop Shake the bed, use cuff like cops Suck the balls and lick the cock But we’re getting ahead of ourselves Just making wishes for my future self and imagining your dress is see-through  But my name is Eric and it’s nice to meet you Go DJ , Go DJ that’s my DJ  Go ahead and put Eric Leo 108 on replay Go DJ, that’s my DJ Gimme that gimme that gimme that gushy If you wanna know what it’s like than book me Smoke in the air, my job is cushy  I swear what really runs the world is pussy Lookie, I’m cooking Women love a Gentleman And when a cool guy into them  So at tonight’s event I’ll tell them this Come Girl let me creep on you Why you think it’s bad I’m into you Got 21 questions like an interview I just wanna make your dreams come true What you doing later And I know this crazy But I want you to have my babies Too fast, a little too fast Well let me get your number and address  We’ll be friends, I’ll call you again And play venues at bars you attend We’ll see how much you’ll be partying then It’d be like celebrating life for the dick We could get really freaky at the end Make toes curl and hormones intense Ooo you a bad girl You don’t even make me ask first Come on come on make me Randy I just like when you get handsy Grab my ass, strike my fancy I’ll reciprocate and spank that fanny Like gimme that gimme that gimme that gushy If you wanna know what it’s like than book me Smoke in the air, my job is cushy  I swear what really runs the world is pussy Come on come on make me Randy I just like when you get handsy Grab my ass, strike my fancy Let me reciprocate and spank that fanny Come on come on make me Randy I just like when you get handsy Grab my ass, strike my fancy Let me reciprocate and spank that fanny

hiphop

[genericpuff]

wow so after spending like 6 hours the other night updating my MP3 collection, i cancelled my spotify today, and ig this is their idea of getting in the last word-

fucking cry harder lmao

[sparklev0id]

uuuuvgggghhhh suck my NUTS spotify

[salaciousslut]

I wouldve loved some help falling asleep ☺️ but im not in trouble my boss just said good morning and i apologized and he made a joke about me getting late. Theyre playing country music today and my boss and coworkers ganged up on me for not liking country as much an hour after i got here 🤭

I promise the collar and leash will be pretty <3 Youre so obedient and easy think i dont think I'd be able to resist clipping your collar to one of my belt loops and having you suck off my strap. You have such pretty lips, you cant blame me if i wanna force you to give me a blow job 🥺 its not my fault that your body's my offering, i need the prettiest thing in the room<3

This is a dramatically less horny statement but its cute that you log things, its real smart too!! I should take a page from your book and make my own logs to keep better track of stuff in 2024 :3

Me and all my homies hate blizzard but we still like ow 😔 like its fun to get mad at the pixels, good stress relief too. And please!! I know youre good with your hands, so a massage from you would literally be such a nice treat <3

boooo we want more diversity other thank country music! youre so valid for not loving it 24/7!! but good im glad ur not in trouble!!

omg i wanna be clipped to ur belt loop!! hehe crawl around behind u whenever u get up!!! and also i dont think u will have to force me, i wanna suck strap sooooo bad!! but u think im the prettiest thing in the room 🥺🥰☺️

hehe yeah i have a nut log, cry log, mental breakdown log, and a log of people ive fixated on oops. and im a lil bit of a nerd so i like making ppts at the end of the year as like a spotify wrapped kinda thing!! i like keeping track of silly stuff like that! plus seeing how much ive changed since i started is really nice!

i wanna be good stress relief too 😇😌

[lavendarjevil]

my spotify wrapped is just scenemo, industrial dark techno shit, and dirty south or soundcloud rap. cuz im fucking epic. as the medic droid once said, lick on his nuts and suck the dick

[parageist]

i don’t have spotify but i have a youtube playlist with like over 3000 songs lmao

january: No Time to Hold Back (a mashup week megamix mashup of these songs 😭

i have no idea what this is going to mean lmao

february: a song made by my stepdads old band, which is funny cus his birthday is in february!

march: Eldritch from the homestuck album The Felt. i guess im going to be greeted by an eldritch beast or perhaps join a gang of time-traveling leprechauns lmao

april: See You Again by Tyler the Creator. maybe i’ll see a lost friend again or something… or a lover

may: an animation meme of the undertale yellow characters dancing along to Im So Fresh You Could Suck My Nuts x Brodyquest. i… my nuts get sucked??? what the fuck?? lmao

june: polish freddy fazbor ururur x HOME Resonance… i jam out with polish fredfy fasber???? lmao this year is crazy

july: [LR1 M8] Results! Kid Cobra vs. River City Girls - Mashup Week: MEGAMIX. i guess i witness kid cobra get his ass kicked by the river city girls? or i am one of them? or i am kid cobra??

august: Stronger Than You by Estelle. me and my future girlfriend fuse together and fight off jasper and peridot?? or maybe Snas undertale dr doodfenzwjmirtz spanishversionHelp

september: BATTLE AGAINST THE WORLD by TomL5 although it says the song is a cover but idk who made the original. it’s a custom deltarune song with the world revolving, battle against a true hero, spear of justice, and big shot leitmotifs. i mean deltarune chapter 3+4 will come out around this time, so hell fucking yeah!!

october: Tank! by the seatbelts. i join the cowboy bebop gang. hell fuck to the yeah, pardner!

november: Stranded Lullaby by miracle musical. i guess i either break out of an insane asylum after killing (or being framed for killing) my lover and freeze to death on a tiny boat on the edge of the world, or i just break up with my lover (stranded lullaby was originally a song joe hawley made about his ex). either way, it’s not lookin good. maybe they didn’t like me joining the cowboy bebop gang lmao

december: Pursuit in Polykrome by the homestuck fan musicians. i honestly don’t even remember this track or adding it to my playlist. but it seems to be about rose and kanaya’s relationship. maybe i fall in love with one of them xD

and that’s my crazy next year! everyone else should do this, it’s fun lmao

i wanna start a tag game so: let your spotify predict your 2024!

shuffle your on repeat playlist, and the first twelve songs represent your 2024

january- guns and ships- hamilton (idek what this could represent but okay)

february- we fell in love in october- girl in red (PLEASE)

march- say no to this- hamilton (…i have nothing to say about this)

april- castles crumbling- taylor swift ft hayley williams (damnit sad month then?)

may- you’re losing me- taylor swift (FUCK TWO SAD MONTHS?? breakup songs are even worse now that im actually in a relationship. please. better not be accurate)

june- astronomy- conan gray (please stop why am i having so many sad songs)

july- stoned- ed sheeran (oh fuck this)

august- new year’s day- taylor swift (hm okay. idk what to say about this)

september- heather- conan gray (i consider heather to be a happy song AND it’s mine and my partners song so i’m taking this as a good one)

october- 18- one direction (yessss we’re going okay now)

november- king of my heart- taylor swift (YESSS)

december- all too well (ten minute version)- taylor swift (i take it back ugh)

no pressure tags!!- @autumnleavesforwinter @weeping-in-the-willows @swiftieannah @felizusnavidad @jittyjames @anixknowsnothin (please help me get this off the ground, but also if this flops you saw nothing)

[kaya-pi]

He was a boy, she was a girl

Can I make it any more obvious?

He was a punk, she did ballet

What the fuck does it matter anyway?

He didn't try to make her cum

On top of all that, he was a little dumb

Honestly, she was better off alone

Now he's breathin' down the phone

He was a skater boy

She said, "See you later, boy"

He wasn't good enough for her

She's not a therapist

Don't wanna take care of him

She's an independent girl

[bjornkram]

Having the Space Dandy boobies wonderland album saved to my Spotify likes is always a trip when it comes up in shuffle because I see the album cover and live in a world where I think I have an iron maiden song saved to my likes and feel utter disgust with myself, and then the chunkiest fattest robot disco beat starts playing and a wave of relief washes over me