#such a simp

[its-ate-oclock-somewhere]

Futamono Flower Meaning

So you're telling me that the very night after Will whore Graham sent someone to murder Hannibal simp Lecter, the man created this?!

[save-the-villainous-cat]

OH MY WORD I LOVE FLUFF PLEASE I BEG OF YOU WRITE MORE FLUFF WITH SHY VILLAINS IT MAKES ME FEEL THINGS

I love you by the way, I think your very talented and I really love your writting <3 <3 have wonderful day

“You know, when you survive the so-called end of the world three times, you lose a taste for the danger.”

The hero behaved differently today. They had mentioned apocalyptic scenarios three times in the last two hours. They looked distant.

What should’ve been a meeting to discuss negotiated settlements turned into a therapy session and the villain was absolutely the last person on earth who was fit for this job. But when they gazed over at their hero — who was barely paying attention on anything — they felt their heart sink into a depth they didn’t know existed.

The way their fist dug into their cheek, elbow balancing on the table and that slight frown on their face…they didn’t look quite like the hero, more like an aged-up and tired version of them.

“Makes you feel…yeah, makes you feel not much, I suppose,” the hero said. They bit their lip, as if not to cry but the villain only sat there and stared at their nemesis from across the table. Why were they having this conversation? Wasn’t there some friend? Some councillor? Someone else?

They blinked tears out of their eyes, long and thin eyelashes ghosting over their perfect skin until they caught themselves again. They probably had played the role of the happy saviour of the world for too long.

“I think what we’ve settled on is pretty good,” they said painfully forced. “But I cannot guarantee that there won’t be more demands in the future.”

“Uhhh…” Out of all the reactions the villain could’ve had uhhh was probably the worst. Meaningless and stupid. They just couldn’t think. Couldn’t think when the hero was like this. “Y’know…we are, I mean, no — once I… fuck…”

The hero looked at them, eyes sunken in and exhausted but they looked patient, calm. Weirdly out of place in such a brutalist room. Someone strong in a way too cruel world.

“…when Rome fell, the world didn’t end, you know?” the villain said. They felt how their cheeks turned into little ovens. “Society collapsed but…I mean, Rome, the city, still stands and the people…I…sorry, I don’t know what I wanted to say with that.”

The hero smiled softly at them.

“I suppose you’re right…the earth still spins. Isn’t that the only thing that really matters?”

“Not if you’re upset.”

“Just…if feels like nothing. You save the world and it feels like fucking nothing. It feels like you didn’t make any progress. Feels like you didn’t achieve anything. You’ve saved billions of people and you still feel empty. As if it was a coincidence. As if someone else did it. You save the fucking world and still feel like a failure,” the hero said. “It’s stupid, I know…”

The villain dug their teeth into their bottom lip, taking their time. Comforting people wasn’t something they were used to, wasn’t even something they attempted. Thank god, no one really wanted nor needed their help.

But Christ, seeing the hero like this was tearing them up.

“In thousands of years, they’ll talk about you,” the villain said slowly. “I know we tend to…I know people tend to think that we will be forgotten and that it doesn’t matter what we do. But when someone’s as extraordinary as you, they’ll talk about you. Not only because you saved the world. But also for the courage that you show every day.”

They squeezed their hands into fists, nervous but the hero’s facial features relaxed, bringing their old self back.

“We still talk about Rome. About Ancient Greece. They thought they’d last forever and…they do. We know them.” The villain looked up at them. “And they will know you. They’ll remember you forever. Not only as a hero but also as…the person you are. Because the admiration people have for you will always withstand time.”

[gunsanddaggers]

Saucy Thirst of a Perchildan Simp! XD

[librasslibertas]

HE'S SO UNSERIOUS I LOVE HIM😭🤌

[rewrite-canon]

none of you bitches told me kenji kishimoto had a praise kink

[endlessly-cursed]

Scott, clearly drunk: You're so beautiful. Are you some kind of supermodel?

Yasemin: Scott, I'm your girlfriend...

Scott: Whoaaaaa 😍🤩

@potionboy3

[amnesique]

if my boyfriend will not be like matthias helvar (after he met nina), then i don't want him.

[lightningandfireinmybones]

following chapter 20, does aemond continue to attend to valaena during her morning dress routines/baths instead of the handmaids? can totally see him mastering several hairstyle braids over their years together. fishtail, dutch, milkmaid, three strand, four strand. etc.. he got it

I imagine aemond learns how to take care of curly hair and just adores doing Valaena’s for her, it’d be such a point of pride for him to have some ambassador or something compliment the queen’s hair and he gets to puff out his chest and be like “thank you, it is truly a joy to dress my wife’s hair,,, a luxury for her husband alone”

And he also loves having their mornings to themselves,,, lounging in bed, knowing when they get up they can bathe together and have these private moments

Plus,,, he hopes their kids have her hair, he’s gotta practice to reach peak girldad™️

[tis-the-boards-season]

I just saw a theatre almost entirely full of men very audibly gasp and/or moan at the site of a shirtless Hugh Jackman and let me tell you it was a religious experience

[kibouhero]

@heterochromatica asked: "How many notebooks do you have?"

"Well, it depends on what type of notebook you're referring to!" Izuku replied. "I have about ten notebooks for Hero Analysis, one for training, two specifically for Kacchan, and a few other miscellaneous ones."

He really wasn't fighting the simp allegations here.

[sargeantsarmy]

You’re for sure shitposter(but also giving casually talks about murder)

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

[theresistanceneverquits]

Forever haunted by the fact that she said my eyes remind her of Keira Knightly

[haley-harrison]

Calypso: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Odysseus: You know who else is beautiful?

Calypso (blushing): Who?

Odysseus: Penelope.

[blitzy-blitzwing]

I saw Husk with glasses and I needed to make a comic. :V

[sarakipin]

He's only good at poison... 💀