#such a shitpost i'm sorry

[watchingbehindtheeyes]

Nova and Vector would have a bigger chance to get the antimatter heart if they did this

Alita: What you gonna do Vector? Throw your pathetic centurions at me? Hire more lame hunter-warriors?

Vector: *posts on social media*  I'm offering 50,000 to whoever draws or writes yaoi with doctor Dyson Ido and tags him. *logs out from his account*

Alita: ... DELETE THAT POST

Vector: I'll delete if you give me your antimatter heart

Alita: DAMN SCREW THAT *jumps into his office* You really thought logging off will help you? I'll force you to either log in or give me the password.

Vector: Actually, this account has two-factor authentication turned on. You can't log in without the additional verification code.

Alita: So?

Vector: The verification code will be sent to Nova's phone.

Alita: ...

Alita: Well I can still kill you.

Vector: boss help plz :,(

Nova: *sighs* okay, okay... If you kill him, I'll make the same post about Hugo.

Alita: ...

(considering how quickly artists on social media find and react to posts where someone offers paid work... she is in trouble)

*continuation*

Nova: *checks the responses under the post* Oh damn, Vector...

Vector: What

Nova: Looks like you're already a bankrupt. Hehe.

Vector: Oh no... hehe.

Alita: *gasps* NO

[bookwyrminspiration]

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

[callonpeevesie]

I'm onto something I'm telling you

[unsung-idiot]

way to ruin the mood

[communistcephalopod]

hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun

observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun

conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact

hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation

[frownyalfred]

you're in her DMs. I'm in her fandom discord server validating her headcanons. we are not the same.

[saltlickmp3]

version of this picture for the target audience of me and me only

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

[write-like-wright]

everyone in dual destinies: prosecutor blackquill is a true master of psychology and suggestion. he can use your own mind against you and bend you to his will without you even realizing it. a truly twisted and conniving man. what a formidable foe.

prosecutor blackquill:

[hasnomoxxie]

I FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED

UH-

UM-

ILL GET ON MY PEPPIBLAST SHIT SOON-

...UMM

JESUS CHRIST HOLDING BLUEY

Yeah that'll do it

[whoseblogisitanyways]

tag yourself: intrepid heroes' alter emos as ppl who went to my public high school

[tubbytarchia]

[somewhatsentientspellbook]

she stood no chance against the power of friendship

[azzydoesstuff]

MACHINE. I had a nightmare. Can I sleep in your room tonight?

[remyfire]

[crazycookieraider]

If I had a nickel for every time I got obsessed over a morally dubious blue-eyed man wrapped in bandages I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice