#submitting rules

[domwitch]

Strong bf who loves playfighting and ends up pinning you down, but he suddenly hesitates. "What's wrong puppy? Don't know what to do now that you're in control?" You grind your hips up into his, making him groan, his face growing warm. "You're so sweet, even though you're bigger and stronger than me you still know who's really in charge ❤️❤️❤️"

[gomzdrawfr]

Ghost: The recipe says we need American garlic Raven: I only brought these from Nik’s place Ghost: So those are Russian garlic? Raven: Idk... Ghost: Well, what do we do now? Raven: Can we call Price? Ghost: No, we already did that trying to differentiate jam and purée Raven: ...right

Both of them stares at the bowl of garlic in silence

Ghost: If we sing the American national anthem to the garlic, do you think it’ll become American? Raven: Ghost: Raven: I don’t know how to sing their anthem Ghost: Neither do I Raven:

Ghost, slowly takes out his phone Raven: What are you doing? Ghost: Calling someone. Presses a contact. Raven: Who—wait, how do you have Alex’s number? Ghost: I don’t. Raven: Then who did you just call— Ghost: His emergency line

Alex, with gunfire and explosions in the background: A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW, BIG GUY! Ghost: Alex, sing the U.S. national anthem for us. Alex: WHAT?! You want me to SIN— line cuts off Ghost: Raven:

Raven: What the hell- what if he was in danger?! Ghost: But we need to eat. Raven: …how did they let you into the SAS? Ghost: Scrolls his phone and grimace. That left one American… Raven: Ghost: Raven: I’d rather starve.

[lambmotifz]

sam isn’t an alpha, he’s a feral, rebellious omega. you know this stereotype that all omegas are sexually passive and naturally submissive? sam never fitted into the ideal omega image and he only willingly submits to his mate (dean), no one else

[saudrag]

jim, when he finally understood spock’s reasoning in menagerie, part 2: spock! you could’ve just told me! (and i would’ve broke the rules for you)

spock, as noble and kind as he is: and make you face the death penalty too? no… one of us is enough

[kruppantsweekly]

you should draw cap stuck in a tree. . . heh. . .

week 7

did I draw this right?

oh yeah btw, kruppants drawing requests are open!!

[incorrectbrawlstarsquotes]

Lawrie: YOU CHEATING SON OF A BITCH! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY “UNO” WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CARD LEFT!

Meeple: I said “One”?!

Larry: You’re SUPPOSED to say “Uno”! It’s a MEXICAN GAME!

[missally-findom]

The best you could ever have

[nerdy-talks]

Obey Me! Nightbringer Lesson 35

It might be a very unpopular opinion, perhaps I will be entirely alone on this, but...

Is anyone else not into this?

I consider Lucifer extremely old fashioned, which certainly isn't a bad thing. So I feel like this gesture came from a very thoughtful, sweet, even innocent place.

But I'm the type of person who likes to wear what I wanna wear. I definitely wouldn't want someone else choosing my outfit for me.

Despite that... I chose the blue outfit xD

You're damn right there is.

Choosing my outfit and my meal?

Lucifer, my dear... you're crossing into unfriendly territory ( • ＿・)

Mainly because I'm a picky eater, but I also like to make my own decisions lol

Not gonna lie though, the power struggle is a turn on~

I wasn't sure which choice I wanted to go with, so I tried them all.

The first choice resulted in Lucifer basically dismissing us/brushing off our comment.

The second choice earned a pretty snarky/lowkey hostile comment from Lucifer.

In the end, I chose the third option.

That's a very bold claim you're making there, Lucifer. Try not to be too overconfident~

Ugh, there it is... "In fact, I know you far better than you know yourself."

Realistically speaking, if anyone ever said that to me, I would instinctively respond with an annoyed "fuck you."

But that's not an option here. And I can agree that staying in the Devildom would be the best choice, since I would be happiest in the Devildom.

Only problem is that we have to return to the "present", a detail that Lucifer is still unaware of.

Still.... Claiming to know us better than we know ourselves... for some reason, that statement makes my skin crawl.

It feels soooooooo manipulative to me. And declaring it as "fact" makes it even worse.

And yet... there's something about manipulative Lucifer that I really like~ (≖⌣≖)

I know, I'm fucked up and have equally fucked up kinks lol

Then we reach this part :

You supposedly know me better than anyone else, myself included, yet you laugh when I say that I feel depressed?!

He really is a sadist... (˶ •̀⤙•́ ˶ )

As someone who actually does have depression, this would have likely pissed me off while also making me feel super sad/gloomy lol

Though I know Lucifer probably didn't mean it in a bad or negative way. I think he's just enjoying the challenge that comes with our stubbornness. It may seem like I'm making excuses for him, which I absolutely am. And that's because I love this sadistic old man, so it's all good xD

[employee052]

TSP READING STREAM SUBMISSIONS

Hi everyone!

The TSP Reading Stream is now officially happening!

Basically, you can submit a TSP fanfic through the google form below, and I will read it aloud to chat. It will be streamed at twitch.tv/oswinunknown on Wednesday December 18th at 5pm MST, so if you want me to read your fic, go to this google form and I'll do my best to read everyone's fic on Wednesday :3

Please read the rules in the form before submitting!

[SUBMISSIONS WILL CLOSE ON TUESDAY DECEMBER 17TH, AT 5PM MST]

[itshomobirb]

. . . <- about to keel over.

landlord did not send me the lease until today. i signed it and have done everything except pay the prorated rent. they wont give me access to the apartment until i pay. however, the amount they're asking for is based off the full rental amount and not based on what should be my portion. i dont know what my portion will exactly be, the housing people haven't told me. emailed the housing people, i get an autoresponse "hey we're closed today! we'll respond next business day (monday) (day after ur supposed to move)." this is funny to me, bc landlord had to send the signed lease over to the housing people and housing people sent me a form earlier today, so like. someone *was* working.

[fiedlerite]

i got the last gene to finish my first surge today and aghhhh i love her and i love beard so much.... i'm too impatient to wait for a basic silks/bangles type uma that works with beard so here's a rough draft of my own (i've never made a skin or accent b4 and i'm in pain)

[annabelle--cane]

anyone else remember that bi jon fandom event from years ago that had a thousands of words long carrd with their guidelines that was such a colossal trainwreck that they eventually had to assemble a whole sensitivity discord server to fix it. and it took three separate batches of edits for it stop calling Me Personally biphobic for referring to jon as biromantic instead of bisexual one (1) time.

[vim-flam]

waited too long to add marty to smashorpassgilf ... now he's too young.... sad.

[protagonist-art]

"Uh- I'm Arnold. Bennett. It's profoundly difficult to get your lifes works and studies accepted if your name isn't... yes, oh! Are you a fan of moths, sir?"

NEW RDR2 OC!! a reclusive, clumsy entomologist and bug collector; cooped up in his study of uniformed clutter

[leviathanlies]

Ancient Jermanian worship statue (unearthed in the Mohave Desert - 03/06/2021)

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[the-real-rain-world-confessions]

(tag with watcher spoilers please) rotfucker anon again. space-time rot much more existentially terrifying than normal rot, but i feel like it has much more nsfw potential with how widespread and seemingly omnipresent it is. imagine being taken over by rot and then having some hypno/drone shit happening telling you to assimilate anything and everything that hasn't already been corrupted. you don't remember anything about who or what you once were, it's just consume consume consume

also i saw someone asking about it on the last ask. the nsh animation is one of the few dozen r-18 posts tagged as #rainworld on pixiv, titled "nsh and dll". it's pretty easy to find

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