#submarine implosion

[aki-bara]

"Perhaps the implosion would've left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly."

Percy Jackson, is that you?

[bubbuhs]

Leo Valdez driving the Argo II with a Wiimote singlehandedly predicted that stupid Logitech-driven submarine.

[correctopinionhaver]

oceangate engineer who did the safety testing for the titan sub

[meatchamber]

Happy billionaire implosion day everyone

[gwiggs]

[blueiscoool]

The Submersible Titan Implodes

[datgreenmonstah]

“Hubris”

[beemovieerotica]

wildest lines from the NYT investigation on the Titan submersible implosion

[aunti-christ-ine]

The landing gear, rear cover and frame of missing submarine Titan has been found in Atlantic by USGC.

☆ The submarine had a catastrophic implosion, most likely due to the low quality carbon fibre hull of sub.

All the passengers died on the spot in this catastrophic implosion, without suffering or suffocating.

☆ Titanic submersible Titan imploded four days ago. There is zero chance of recovery of remains of passengers.

- Sources:— BBC / Sky News

[troubletofu]

the saddest thing about the titan implosion is prolly that we have less rich people to eat.

but at least the fishies get something. giving back to nature i guess

[theaveragestblog]

Engrave this on his fucking tombstone lmao

[autumnalhalcyon]

Team Implosion wins

[alanaisalive]

Idea for a Stardew Valley mod: imploding submarine.

There's a small percentage chance that when you go down to fish in the submarine at the winter market, the submarine implodes and you wake up in the clinic weeks later, having missed the feast of the winter star and the beginning of spring.

The chance of implosion increases based on how much money you have in the bank.

[karlrincon]

James Cameron has visited the wreckage of the Titanic 33 times.

"I actually calculated that I've spent more time on the ship than the captain did"

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

ngl, I did not realize that Oceangate was the name of the company. I thought it was just what we were calling The Incident, like Watergate, etc.

[thedreadvampy]

Ok so it sounds like rather than dying in a nightmarish waiting game the 5 richos died too suddenly to even be aware it was happening. which being the case can we Please stop acting like this is a bigger tragedy than shit that happens every day to Not Rich people who didn't bring this entirely on themselves?

not even just talking about the thousands of people regularly dying unjustly in the Mediterranean and the Channel because of hostile anti-refugee policies but like. it's 5 people bro. 5 people die preventable deaths every like. minute. and most of them aren't their own fucking fault or nearly as laden with irony.

keep seeing people posting the Against The Logic Of The Guillotine article about this. bro I didn't fucking kill them they killed themselves despite plenty of opportunities to not do that. nobody's doing bloody vengeance here rich people are offing themselves in an incredibly stupid and predictable way. this isn't lining your enemies up for the guillotine it's your enemies deciding they have to pay more money than most of us will ever see a fraction of for the thrill of getting a guillotine haircut and everyone's like 'you know this will kill you right? but they laugh it off, get up and pull the string themselves and their last words are 'haha wow it's so stupid that people tried to stop me getting a revolutionary haircut.' and then when you say 'holy shit what an idiotic thing to do' someone's like CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WANT TO EXECUTE MILLIONS. I don't know how to explain to you that abstract schadenfreude isn't the same thing as revenge.