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Oh to be the person to tell Criston Cole that while he’s using Alicent’s favour as an emotional support blanket, Alicent herself has hightailed it to Dragonstone to try and convince Rhaenyra “the Cunning Spider” Targaryen to run away with her.
#this season and episode were fucking ridiculous#but i will enjoy what i can#GET RECKT#seriously i would feel sorry for him#except i don’t#fuck him forreal#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#criston cole#rhaenicent#house of the dragon spoilers#house of the dragon
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I CAN KILL THE BOMB GUY NOW :DDDDD
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hmm… sore you’re the little spirit creatures I’ve heard so much about… odd little fellows aren’t you?
hello there. Is malware around by any chance?
[dimensional access denied. The bug twins are with a star holder variant]
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I DECLARE: SURGE SPLAT SATURDAY
Happy Surge Splat Saturday, and to many more hereafter.
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Leo Valdez driving the Argo II with a Wiimote singlehandedly predicted that stupid Logitech-driven submarine.
#i just thought of this and i am going to have to think about it a little longer#i thought he was so funny now look where we are#imagine a homeless fifteen year old making a whole boat and then a moron with some cash makes a submarine and dies instantly#w Leo honestly#rick riordan#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#leo valdez#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#argo ii#get reckt#submarine#submarine implosion#logitech controller
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Sometimes I’m amazed by the far right bigots who decide Tumblr is the right place for them. My brother in Christ this is the neurodivergent trans gay sex website whose users regularly discuss how to accurately portray people of various minority backgrounds in fiction. Are you drunk?
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OMG THE ADDITION
found a brothel in Baldur's Gate 3 and hired a very kinky drow, then experienced the funniest video game sex scene I've ever seen
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nvm......it didn't work :(
Ha! Get fucked up the arse! /Lh
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My SO just stared playing Tears of the Kingdom, and I've played since launch. I'm planning on not telling him that you get the paraglider through a side quest. Wonder if he'll figure it out by the time he goes up with Impa in the balloon.
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Way of the Archer
<previous - next>
#Final Fantasy XIV#FFXIV#Final Fantasy 14#FF14#Warrior of Light#ffxiv wol#gpose#Viera#male viera#Feyrn Valen#Yay! Finally more Feyrn content!#In which Feyrn gets to dunk on Silvairre. :)#get reckt Silvairre.#once again please don't come for me actual archers for anything wrong in this. OTL
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Red vs Red
#get reckt Raph rip#rottmnt separated au#red rover au#red rover art#leonardo#raphael#rottmnt leo#rottmnt raph#mystic mayhem#rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#art#my art
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How many shots would it take for you to sleep with Belost? (We all know 0 but let's humor the meme)
"It would have to be enough shots to forget who he is, what he looks like, where we are, who I am, what I am, what is space and time, the taste of pizza, and so on.
I would say about a hundred shots should be enough to knock me out before that comes to happen."
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TK head cannons of trophy, cause I'm currently obsessed with him in the TK community
LER:
is definitely a rough ler, barely any soft tickles, bro will DESTROY YOU
bro is just too good with his words, always knows the right teases. you will be flushed while begging for mercy from this guy.
usually tickles you for revenge or because you were being "annoying"
definitely is the type to go to far. like he stops, when HE says you have had enough.
doesn't use tickle tools, feels a little to impersonal. he likes a very hands-on approach.
usually goes after cheesy, cause GODDAMN THOSE DISGRACEFUL PUNS-
though of course, once he finds out knife is ticklish too, he will be CRUSHING the competition with cackles.
he is very strong, so trying to squirm your way free is practically wasting your time. like pulling out a nail with your fingers.
LEE:
i know y'all were waiting for this one ;)
definitely not the most ticklish in the hotel, but then again, he is more tickle spot then body so-
he is the type to fake his laughter, but once you hear that genuine sweet, young, laughter, it's like going to Disney land for the first time again. (for those who haven't gone, basically just expirance something great again.)
dosen't usually snort, and its extremely rare to hear him squeal, but when he is close to his breaking point, he starts to hiccup..BADLY. to the point where his hiccups are more disruptive then his laughter. and he probably doesn't stop until like 7 minutes or less, even after it's over.
only a few people know about this, and he tries his best to keep it a secret. as far as the II tickle lore in my book goes, so far only, paintbrush, soap, cheesy, and fan knows about this.
technically he is a switch, but he leans more onto ler (despite me only imaging stories where he is the Lee lol-) because he dosen't usually enjoy it. its only enjoyable when he is in a mood for it, and very much depend on who is doing it.
ironic enough, despite him not liking to use tickle tools, he is actually pretty weak to them, though he is HUGELY weak to feathers. a simple giggle spot could get him cackling in seconds with those things.
he is very squirmy,it's like trying to ride an electrical bull. so unless you're stronger than him, better hope you're good at holding on!
for anyone who is curious, his bad spots tend to be, his stomach and especially his underarms (armpits..but I guess underarms too!). and his toes.
unsurprisingly, a lot of times when HE is getting tickled, it's usually also for revenge.
clearing from that, you can possibly understand what I more enjoy to see trophy as hehe..
#inanimate insanity#trophyii#inanimate insanity tickles#inanimate insanity tickle#tickle content#tickle headcannons#ler!trophy#lee!trophy#cheesyii#help why am I so obsessed with him right now-#please tell me i'm not the only one I really need to see this man get reckt by someone else's ideas i've been using mine for so long
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people who constantly perpetuate hate: omg why is everyone sooooo hateful
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ARCANE DAY
Episode 4 and 5 in the tags and:
SALO BEING A VIKTOS FOLLOWER??? CRAZY. ALSO BOTH VIKTOR MISSING JAYCE AJDHSKSJ also cait has kinda calmed down... and I am sure she misses vi so I KNOW this is going to happen to her soon.... we aren't getting much of her feelings yet... she's still too onto Jinx to catch up on where ambessa is going...
DID JAYCE JUST KILL SALO??? WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE
Also vander not recognizing vi at first until she gives up fighting.... incredible ALSO vander and silco being miners and vi wearing her gauntlets that were initially thought out for miners.... damn
This is my favourite episode so far....
Episode 6 here:
Sky really being there..... of course she is....
Ambessa training caitlyn.... of course thats her new daughter akdjskms Tunnels in your eyes.... GIRL!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T NEED RIGHT NOW also the guy outside is a mage... ambessa is such a hypocrite
Vi and Jinx vs ambessa and cait.... this was always about class war don't get it twisted SINGED!!! TRAITOR!!!!
ARE THEY GOING TO SEE VIKTOR???? I looove how viktors touch on their faces leave "scars" so recognizable
Did isha just take the gem from vi's gauntlets??? Omg I wasn't expecting viktor to build a hippie commune to be honest omg he looks so good.... with the blonde underhairs.... and I do believe that's the same blanket....
And of course viktor knows who vander is.... nvm he diesnt know omg viktor asking for Powder.....
We are getting viktor horsegirl montage.... omg the vander momtage I can't..... omg they wanna stay.... singed is gonna fuck all this up NOOOOO 😭😭😭 they are already there I am going to kms
CAITLYN STOP THIS MADESSS!!! ✋️ CAITLYN!!!!! VI KILL THIS MAN!!! OMG CAITLYN...... mongoose... yeah.... and fuck you too.... CUPCAKE!!!! ABOUT TIME!!!! CAITLYN I SAID STOP THIS MADNESS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!! And jayce too 😭😭😭 we're never making it out of the fissures
It's such a shame the spit on here won't work like on challengers.... one can only pray I guess
Jinx experiencing the "there's nothing more undoing as a daughter" moment.... incredible
"Your absence provided a vacuum I was able to fill" TO VI???? I KNEW THAT HAND HOLDING IN THE COMMANDER SCENE WAS SUS AKDHKASJ maddie exists and ambessa knows that and still.... it was not filling her mother's void...
YES CAITLYN!!! YES!!!!! VI is so hot I am distracted... ambessa was right.... now what the fuck will jayce fuck up??? Thats the question... NOT ANOTHER CHILD!!! jayce is a menace... the guys smiling at jayce are viktor... maybe the child even....
JINX KILL THAT MAN!!! NVM VANDER KILL THAT MAN!!! JAYCE YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!! JAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEN I GET YOU JAAAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Isha what are you going to do omg 😭😭 did she kill vander... another powder... my god another week...
That was such a good fucking episode too.... and caitlyn didn't go insane when finding Jinx that is a step forwards but viktor can't be dead... no fucking way... he was giving himself away for the people and he was going to finally die by saving vander and look at what we got... no wonder viktor hates his guts. Jayce you were so good in act one.... what happened..... alright. Christ.... another week....
#FUCKING MADDIE?????????????? NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYY#fucking maddie??? yes she is fucking her. christ. jinx was right vi should have hit before all of that.... maddie bet her to it 😭😭😭#i have tears in my eyes aldjaodjsk no fucking way what the heeeeeeell ooooh my goooood nowaaayyaaayyyaaaayyyy#and cait looks so pretty....... she is still focused on jinx.....#omg isha..... jinx gave up jinx??? what...... ambessa is making hextech... so jayce is still missing.... well she is trying#and mel is still missing too.... christ and ekkos friend is sympathetic to jinx... mmhmhmmmmm also ambessa clocks everything aldjakaj#cait has calmed down.... what is happening... she is now only violent towards jinx i guess. ambessa is opening that wound over and over oof#THE MIDDLE FINGER AKDBAKSBKANSKA sevika is unifying the underground i knew it!!! yes!!!! jinx show up!!!!#cait paying homage to her mother while rictus beats up some guy.... her suffering meking her an enabler to those actions... yeah#oh no..... they know.... isha lighting the fire like jinx did.... sevika getting her arm cut... ISHA BEAT HIM UUUP!!! JINX!!!! omg singed..#enforcer vi becoming part of her hallucinations... its so over... also silco... jinx kill this man. not ambessa... omg jinx run....#she likes iiiit yeeeeahhhh.... ekkos friend... . and THE BROTHEL LADY... SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS!!! SHE IS SO GLAD!!! WARWICK!! FUCK SHIT UP!!#OMG HE RECOGNIZES HER!!!!! HE SPEAKS!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING MASSACRE OUTSIDE BUT HE DOES RECOGNIZE HER!!!!#CALL VIIIII THROW A PARTY WE ARE A FOUR PEOPLE HOUSEHOLD NOW!!! FIVE WITH SEVIKA!!! COME ON AT LEAST TRY!!!#his eyes changing color... singed you are nothing compared to a fathers love... jinx complaining about not really having killed powder....#she didnt and vander recognises that.... amazing omg........#THE CAIT IN BED HALLUCINATION AND JINX THERE!!!! its so weird seeing them both like this.... jinx wanting to help him.... ofc...#THEY GOT VANDER???? also you know whats funny... the cape makes cait look like silco... it looks red even#why is singed based.... OMG MEL!!! HER BROTHER!!!!! OH MY GOD VIIII LOOKS SO GOOOD!!!! HER GAUNTLETS ARE PAINTED BLACK TOO AKDBAKS#bitch mittens (not even diy) damn vi she got you hard THE BITCH SLAP omg vi... your big sister duties...#singed actually venering vander.... do not help the opressor singed!! i just said you were based!!! IS MEL PREGNANT?!?!??!#she does enjoy her puzzles..... oh of course he is an hallucination.... the first time he appeared behind her....#silco and vanders old hq..... omg MORE DOOMED YAOI...... vander apologised but silco didn't read the letter 😭😭 as vi reaches for jinx omg#vi wearing her enforcer plaque without the plaque.... slay but why. no vander no loke he is a dog akdhaksj IS VANDER THEIR ACTUAL FATHER#NO FUCKING WAY A LOVE TRIANGLE AND EACH ONE GETS OME DAUGHTER AIDHOQSJOSAKL i need a fucking moment....#well its not vanders.... BUT THE SAME CUP AND STRAW FOR POWDER OMG!!! THE FATHERS THAT STEPPED UP!!!CONNEL GET RECKT!!!!#bedrock and blisters my fucking god. vander and silco wanting to build a better zaun for her daughters... AND JINX AND VI ARE GONNA MAKE IT#vander looking at the woman she likes whos hair is purple: ive always liked the name violet. im going to be sick!!!! my god!!!#MY GOOOOOD!!!!!!! VANDER HUGGING VI!!! THE SHOT OF HER OFFERING JINX TO JOIN WILL END MEE!!!!#watching arcane
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