#sub rosa was an episode

[brinkle-brackle]

good morning star trek community

[overseer-picard]

Sub Rosa, you rascally episode.

[star-trek-fandom-confessions]

#1141

It's episodes like "Fair Haven" and "Sub Rosa" that got me convinced that the people of the twenty-fourth century are weeaboos for Irish and Scottish culture the same way twenty-first century people are weebs for Japanese and South Korean culture.

[eatsteas]

i think the reason why new trek doesn't hit the same as old trek is the lack of weird sex episodes

[rosalie-starfall]

You watch your mouth! This dumpster fire is a beautiful piece of art! In a sense that it's absolutely a dumpster fire, but a dumpster fire that you'd see as an art exhibit. Every awful moment in it ignites my soul.

[trek-tracks]

Theoretically, if going Warp 10 made Tom Paris exist simultaneously everywhere all at once, that means he was also in Beverly Crusher’s candle with the sex ghost.

Makes you think…

[daforged]

rejoice! 30 years of ghost sex be upon ye

[star-trek-smash-or-pass]

Ronin

No propaganda submitted.

[youllalwaysfindyourwaybackhome]

news just in: alternative browser ecosia is unaware of the tng episode sub rosa and honestly im happy for it

[stuffyflowers]

even by season 7 beverly crushers most memorable episode to many is the episode where she has ghost candle sex with her grandmothers boyfriend you are fucking unserious if you think tng likes women

[stpamique]

I HAVE BEEN GRANTED POWER

[overseer-picard]

Listen, "Sub Rosa" isn't a bad episode, per se, it's just deeply uncomfortable to watch someone get preyed upon and addicted to a dopamine sex ghost and that is an important distinction to make. But there are still some great nuggets to be mined.

First of all, Beverly looks amazing in her dress uniform.

And you know Picard noticed she looks amazing because he comments on her inherited "vigorous libido" and he just looks so pleased to be having this particular conversation

Then Beverly falls to the dark side and we can skip most of that but we get some great moments towards the end where Picard is like "Where's your boyfriend? He sounds hideous."

And Beverly is like "I will physically push you out of my house-- damn, you're way too strong. Have you been working out more?" And Picard is like "I have, thank you for noticing. Also, your new green eyes? As hideous as your boyfriend. I hate them."

and when Picard finally meets Ronin he is deeply, deeply unimpressed by his height and his hair.

Then Ronin zaps him with his Shrek lightening (both fake Scottish, green themes, could be related) and Beverly is torn between the Hair and the Non-hair (she chooses the Non-hair, obviously).

And meanwhile Geordi and Data are having a grand old time being assigned to dead lady duty.

And then the episode ends with Beverly being like "Well, at least the alien life form I was having misty sex with that I then murdered made my Nana super happy" *wink wink* and Deanna is like :/

There's also a plot line with fog on the bridge and in any other episode that would be intriguing and wild but it's pale and bland in comparison to the other bits of this episode so don't even worry about it.

So, there you go, now you don't have to watch the actual episode.

This episode is in a category all by itself called "some thoughts, some plots, but I need to look somewhere else besides my screen at times".

[star-trek-fandom-confessions]

#341

"Episodes like "Sub Rosa" and "Fair Haven" have got me convinced that Starfleet is full of Celtic weebs."

[starship-squalleater]

Happy Threshold Day, folks.

[hopecomesbacktolife]

Happy threshold day 🦎🖖🏻🚀

[rosalie-starfall]

Doctor Beverly Crusher

Star Trek: The Next Generation - Sub Rosa