#stupid stupid rat creatures

[samasmith23]

Two of my favorite running gags from Jeff Smith’s Bone? Fone Bone and other characters shouting “STUPID, STUPID RAT CREATURES” whenever they royally screw up, and the one of the two Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures constantly obsessing over wanting to cook the Bone cousins into a soft fluffy quiche (and his comrade subsequently angrily chewing him out since he protests that monsters like themselves are not supposed to eat quiche):

And fittingly enough, Anne from TheComicsCollective podcast nicknamed these two idiot Rat Creatures “Quiche-Beast” & “Grumpy”!

[cosmofan47]

For some reason, these two Pistachions remind me of the Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures from the “Bone” graphic novels.

I think it’s the eyes.

[marclef]

Day 7 of whatever this Pizza Mess is!!!

i bring you Rats!!! the character i had written down was just Brick, but why not have a couple extra friends in? let's just hope they're not anywhere near the pizzeria.... 👀💧

(also haven't been too happy with how i've drawn these rats before... so i decided to change them up a bit! i like them a lot more now 😁)

[trans-yllz]

too wieldable for her own good I fear

[pizzpizzapizzo]

I kinda wonder if Fake Peppino can mimic other people. Like yknow kinda transformamacation. If so who does he..she...it..? Uh who does it mimic most?

(I love ur art style btw is beautiful)

if Fake's malleable enough, it could be anyone

(thank you!!! and sorry for this lol my mind went in a different direction)

a lil extra body horror: potato head pepperfake

[arborix]

peekaboo!

[rateatrock]

Quick little friendly fire for @gatored of their character Hahrima! The silly little skrunkly

[movie-theater-butter]

The best part of Pizza Tower is definitely the rats. Pizza Tower rats I would love to smooch you.

They are just so goddamn sniffly. They look like they need a tissue or a chunk of cheese or both and I have the utmost respect for their existence.

[foldingfittedsheets]

I’m in chicken hell. I agreed to watch my moms birds while she gallivants for the month of December. I’m disabled but she said it would just be a matter of filling tubs of food.

It’s. Awful. We had chickens growing up. They had a big run, with a large insulated indoor coop, heat lamps, and table scraps. They got grain and water and had room to forage for bugs and plants.

But her current coop is a fucking nightmare. It’s a wire mesh cage with a roof, plastic along the sides, and a foot deep floor of filthy shit and straw to stand on. Their water was fully clogged with said straw, and one of the chickens was just dragging a lame foot around the first time I came to check on them.

I was distressed about the injured chicken but my mom said she just hasn’t had time to deal with it since it hatched. The chicken is a year old at least. There’s like six or seven chickens being kept in what I generously suppose to be 5x5 space for the month my parents are gone.

Today I was at my breaking point. I wanted to at least give them fresh water since they’re casually confined to a closet. All the hoses are completely disconnected and scattered wildly around with no clear hook up. There’s a gigantic green bucket full of water that I can’t feasibly do anything with.

When I called my mom indicated that I was being ridiculous and hysterical about it as they’re just chickens. But I could lay down straw if I wanted and use the green bucket for water. I had to explain that no, I’m not physically able to do either of those things. She said she’d call a neighbor to do it.

I went rogue and let them out to browse in an area they’re not supposed to be in for as long as I had energy to stand watch then regretfully hustled them back into their wretched coop.

[rtprsd3nt]

today i really want to share with tumblr my atsuko omanjuu pics in the juns fish headband (featuring my cats)

[arrgh-whatever]

the cult leader hare looks to me like she’d have a really unique laugh

is that accurate?

oh for sure

don't even know how to describe it but yeah she absolutely does have it

[namira]

The tragic duality of absolutely adoring and wanting rodents and rabbits and birds but also absolutely adoring and wanting terriers and sighthounds and field line spaniels...

[officialgleamstar]

wish i was one of these guys

[rottingsixfeetunder]

i have spent a lifetime rescuing and taking care of house rabbits and not that anyone asked but they are the most chase davenport-coded animals out there and yes i will be explaining !!!

extremely smart but also so so so fucking stupid

super-sensitive hearing in particular but also other senses

small and kinda fragile but with some very kickass self defense abilities and also very good at maneuvering themselves quickly out of situations

literally the most dramatic creatures ever when they’re upset with you

weirdly neat and tidy?

EVERYONE THINKS THEYRE BORING AND DONT DO ANYTHING BUT THEYRE NOT. THEY’RE JUST SCARED. ONCE THEY TRUST YOU THEY ARE SO SILLY AND SO MUCH FUN TO BE AROUND

in conclusion chase is a house rabbit that is all

[howlingguardian]

These are from the comic Bone, if anyone's curious.

creatures.....