#stupid heacanons go

[not-another-robin]

Alfred and Leslie pretend to be bitterly, scandalously divorced at parties for no apparent reason. They have never been married or attracted to each other in any fashion. They try to see who can get the most people on their side by the end of the party. At the end they shake and say 'good game'.

[tutur-ddbr]

Watched the movie Deadpool Wolverine…

What can I say exepect I got the brainroat too?

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Logan/ wolverine x M!Reader x Wade/Deadpool HEACANON (a bit NSFW).

- You don't quite remember who you fell in love with first… maybe it was Wade's humor and childish behavior, maybe it was Logan's cat-like attitude.

- What you know for sure, is that started during a night at their apartment, a simple night of drinking.

- You don't remember what was the subject that led you into kissing Logan, but it happened…

- What happened next, was Wade whining about it, complaining to YOU, succeeding in kissing the Wolverine but not him. (and god know how hard he had try.)

- That was the start of something you had no control over, you simply say “Well then, come get your kisses…”

- A second later Wade and Logan were fighting over your lips and attention.

- This leaded to an interesting night, where the three of you didn't get much sleep…

- You thought it was just a one-night stand, something stupid that happened because of alcohol. Nothing to worry about, just it happens and you can forget about it.

- How boy, that being badly unaware of who we are talking to.

- After work, they where waiting at your place, how they get in? You're guessing that the broken doorknob on the ground cut in half, and the mark of the bullet is your answer.

- the picture they gave you was…. Something… Logan cooking in the kitchen, and Wade waiting on the couch dog pool on his lap. Really you didn't expect this…

- You didn't also expect that Logan’s cooking tastes so good and that you needed a good laugh from Wade after your 9-5.

- You ended up spending a lot of your free time with them. At their place or yours. Sleeping in the same bed most of the time.

- They would kiss you, here and there, if one get a kiss the other must get one too!

- You don't realize yet what going one, and simply though they are playing some kind of peacock game.

- Where Logan will show you affection by cooking for you (and wade), sharing his jacket during cold time, or just put a arms around your shoulder. (lighting up your cigarette with his cigars if you're a smoker).

- Where Logan is more physical type, Wade will be more talkative type. Saying how cute you look, teasing you, making jokes, and proposing different activities to do together.

- You took a stupid amount of time to understand what was going on…

- And when you realize and express it out loud, both of your lover look at you as if you were the dumbest/cutest thing in the world.

- Like yeah, of course you three were dating? What else? It was obvious!

- Where Wade did laugh his ass off calling you sweet nonsense, and in some way stupid. Logan grunts in disapproval of your slowness of mind. He did kiss you, calling you a “stupid brat” he would have use some other word if Deadpool hadn't taught him that those words were offensive.

- Welp, you're are with two supermutan now, so what is new?

- The dimanic, you noticed that, with Wade, you're act like a couple of young teenager. Roasting each other, teasing, kissing, ass grabbing, looking at each other D and dropping a “nice cock”. It don't change much from before. Yes, Wade is more clinging, but that what make him lovable no?

- With Logan, well he got issues of course. He needs more time to adjust, more time to welcome softness and love. Compared to Wade who would tell you trillions of “I love you honey Bune” in a joking manner. Logan, needed months to drop the first “I love you”, he didn't even look you or Wade in the eyes, he even hoped you both didn't hear him at first.

- It was important for the three of you. Wade didn't even tease Logan for it, he simply responded with a “we know big guys” as softly as he could putting his head on Logan’s shoulder. You, you simply kissed Logan's hand responding “We love you too”.

- From this, the relationship became even better.

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It isn't great, but I try something. And I will try more cause there isn't enough neutral/Male reader paring with these two brat.

[makilime]

Rex Splode x Gn!Reader

I wasn't joking when I said that just now this character won't let me think straight.

⏤͟͟͞͞ ｟Dating heacanons｠⏤͟͟͞͞

Patience is not an option, it is a requirement with this man. There will be moments when you'll just want him to shut his mouth.

Now, either you share the same neuron or you'll probably need to count to 10 a hundred times a day.

If you share the same neuron, he's your man, although you'll probably get a stomach ache for laughing at their stupidity.

That would probably bring you a lot of scolding if that's the case, you won't be Immortal's favourite person, that's for sure.

If you're someone more serious, he'll try hard to at least get a smile out of you.

Your relationship would be a poorly hidden secret. He's not ready to admit he's dating someone yet, rather he doesn't want anyone to find out about It because Eve and Kate will almost certainly explain to you that he's a total idiot.

It's not like they're lying, but after almost dying he's really trying to get better.

Yeah, remember"poorly hidden secret"? Well, he talks about you 24/7, without saying your name of course. "I'm going on a date with someone really hot, it's like the coolest person I've ever met in my life"

Words of affirmation is something that would surprisingly make him be in the palm of your hand.

Not that he complains about other displays of affection, he's more than happy to receive any kind of physical contact and attention.

As for gifts, he is not too excited but he appreciates it.

He's not the kind of person who gives flowers or chocolates, he'd probably give you something you were looking at in a shop window, you'd find it in front of your door in the same bag he bought it in.

Civilian? He'll be all smug about how cool it is to be a hero and especially how cool he is as a hero "Save humanity? Yeah, I do it twice this week, easy peasy."

Hero? Then he will be a pain in the ass. It's not that he doubts your abilities, he just wants to take the lead, show you that you're safe with him, even though he'll probably cause more collateral damage in the process.

Who cares about saving the world? He would sacrifice the world to save you.

If you jump into danger, he'll stand by your side.

In private, his attitude is a little different. He will really listen to you and be someone you are comfortable talking to about your problems or anything that crosses your mind.

However, don't expect great advices, although I don't deny that he'll make a real effort.

Something quiet and simple is perfect for him, you would become his safe space, he wouldn't be alert all the time waiting for something to try to kill him.

Dates are more spontaneous than planned, if there is free time there is always the possibility of going to your favourite restaurant.

His perfect date would be go to get a drinks and then just watch movies at home, even better if it's your home... Although I don't think he have a home himself.

Who fell in love first? If you fell first, he fell harder for sure.

I mean, the first week he would think "of course, who wouldn't fall in love with me?".

After a month he realised that you were serious and thought it wouldn't be a bad idea to try his luck.

... There was no turning back once he fell in love with you.

On the other hand, if he fell first, there will be no lack of reckless flirtations and awkward approaches, if you appreciate your personal space he will love your personal space.

In the middle of class you could see him at the window beckoning to you.

Casually one day the fire alarm is turned on and he convinces you to skive off, can you blame him? He just wants to take advantage of his free time.

If you went on a mission together he wouldn't get tired of teasing you.

However, if you are a man, you will suddenly realise that he is much nicer to you than to others. Favouritism is more than obvious to everyone.

Especially when you're in the same room with other guys, he'll suddenly go from calling Mark a chicken to offering if you want to get something to eat after training, he won't let you pay for anything.

Maybe a casual spanking after finishing a mission, just to reinforce the camaraderie of course.

It's the first time I write in this format, so sorry if something is written weirdly, English is not my first language.

If you have any request I'll be happy to write or draw it, I also do fanfics :D

[ratskinsuit]

can I request a adhd!reader x any character (pls not Valentino or vox..) any gender

Hazbin Hotel Characters With An ADHD!Reader Headcannons

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A/N: Since I don’t get much info (I’m so sorry) I just decided to do heacanons. Now I don’t do mental disorder specific readers because I don’t wanna mess things up, but I personally have ADHD so I can do this. Although these may be self projecting a bit with my experience so I’m so sorry if it’s not okay.

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Charlie: Also has ADHD (Its just my personal headcanon, it may not be your personal one and that’s okay)

You two honestly can’t be together when you have something to do

Like you won’t get anything down when your together

Because the two of you just feed off each others energy and get distracted the entire time

Vaggie has to physically separate you two so you can focus

Forgetfulness

You could misplace you phone and ask her “Hey Charlie can you call my phone, I dunno where it is.”

And she will just be like “I don’t know where mine is either.” 😭

You two honestly share one single brain cell and switch it every other day (as an ADHD person I can confirm we do this with friends)

Vaggie: Keeps you focused

Okay so If you get distracted a lot she will be there yo try ti get you to focas

Mrs girl has fidgets and things to help you stay on tasks if they gel, if they don’t however,

Well she will try her best

Literally like the mother to you and Charlie so you two don’t do something stupid and he introuble

Melatonin is her best friend

If she can’t calm you down and it’s important, melatonin (unless you take medication)

She makes sure to keep track of all your stuff just incase you forget where you placed it

“Hey Vaggie, do you know where my-“

*Holds out your phone* it was on the kitchen counter

If you take medication (bcs for some people it lowers you appetite) she will remind you to eat.

Alastor: Doesn’t really understand; teases you

When you first tell him you have ADHD his old ass is just like

“Erm, my dear what’s that?”

Thinks you might be crazy till you explain

He honestly finds your energy and do-before-think attitude amusing

Does get pissed when he’s talking to you and you get distracted or forget what he was saying though

Finds it hilarious when Vaggie tries to get you to focus on things

Will finds diff ways to distract you, making it harder for Vaggie

Just enjoys the chaos of your energy

If you take medication for it he may or may not hide occasionally it just to see the chaos unfold (Before you come at me: he . Is . In . Hell . For . A . Reason)

Unless HE needs you to focas

Then you better be focused

Angel Dust: Loves hanging out with you

You two are probubly best friends fr

LOVES your energy because he finds it so fun

You two just go hang out and wander the streets, laughing and giggling together

He’s fine with the distracting and forgetfulness part, he knows it happens

Makes sure you eat. Eat or he will make you.

Honestly he’s just really understanding and knows that it’s hard for you to be able to control it

(Plz send best friend requests for him I did headcanons and I love writing best friend Angel)

While he does understand and love your energetic-ness, he also makes sure that you don’t act ok impulse TOO much

Like, stops you from making rash decisions that could hurt you in the future

Late night sleepovers

You two on the couch packing yourselves full of sugar and watching movies

Husk: Dies on the inside, also designated babysitter (Jkjk. Also I do realize that people with ADHD arnt children or stupid, this is just a reference to the energy)

Giving depressed dad energy

Like he’s just sitting at the bar cleaning up and your just talking at 50 miles per hour

He does however listen to the random things you say, he’s used to listening

Sometimes if you a bit chiller he will be able to follow along better and will input into the convo

Let’s you ramble and doesn’t mind the little quirks you have like interrupting him

He’s delt with worse

He has a alot of different stories, so if you have a lot of energy expect to be dropped off at the bar

His stories are exciting and can surprisingly keep most people’s attention for a while

He knows what it is but not the knowledgeable on it

But understands the basics on what it does and blah blah blah

Generally doesn’t mind the energy or the getting distracted, or the forgetfulness

Once again he’s delt with worse

Velvette: Somewhat gets it, gets pissy sometimes though

So she gets some of the “quirks”, like having a lot of energy, fidgeting, forgetfulness and getting distracted

If your her friend/partner she’s fine with it

She can deal with high energy and talking, she also talks very fast so she can keep up and keep a conversation

Finds different ways to keep you entertained so she can work if she can’t be in the moment

During parties she finds it hilarious

Doesn’t do the best with impulse control, she likes seeing what will happen and where it will go

Doesn’t mind the distractions unless she’s talking to you, then expects you to listen

However if you are one of her models or workers

She takes no excuses

You better pay attention and pay attention well

We all know she’s very demanding of her employees so you better hope she doesn’t notice you

Becwuse if she’s talking to you and get distracted or arnt paying attention…

My guy your fucked

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A/N: So this person asked for anybody but Vox or Valentino. But if anybody wants or if this does well I’ll make a pt 2 with them and more characters.

[jujustsies]

Even more Choso since yall love him so badd LMAOOA

"I got it, revive me real quick!" Choso said into his microphone as he played some stupid game with his friends. His eyes are always glued to that screen!

You asked him when he was gonna stop playing and he said "Five more minutes" twenty-five minutes ago. How ridiculous.

You finally had a day off of your taxing job and you come home to Choso barely even talking to you, which isn't normal.

"Cho' are you still gonna play?" You asked, "B-Babe wait a second.. okay? I'll be done, I promise." Choso replied, obviously lying.

When did he get so comfortable with lying to your face like that?

You just got up and left the bed since he was too busy with his game. You walked into the kitchen and made yourself a glass of water, you wanted Choso's cum to hydrate your throat but water will do for now.

You peeked into the room and saw him look at that game as if it's the only thing that mattered at the moment.

BZZ!!

It was your job, asking you to come in for today. How ignorant.

You didn't have much to do, you really took the day off to be in bed with Choso all day but he's already occupied, so, you agreed.

You soon walked back into your bedroom and walked towards the closet to pick out your work clothes, which caught Choso's attention.

"Oh, babe, I can wash those for you." He said.

"I already did," You replied.

"Okay.. then why do you have them out?" He asked, looking discombulated.

"I was called in," You said. "Why go?" He asked as he paused his game. "I don't have anything else to do."

"Huh?"

"What?"

"You don't wanna stay with me?" Choso asked, frowning a little. "Not really, not when your eyes are glued to that computer, respectfully." You replied.

He looked confused, "You don't like when I play my games?" He asked. "I've been trying to talk to you all day." You said.

"Oh. Really?" He asked.

"Really," You replied.

"Baby, I didn't mean to. I'm sorry! Please don't go to work, please stay!" Choso begged. "I already said yes," You replied.

"I'll do anything, I'm sorry I was on my game for too long!" Choso whined. "Yeah?" You teased.

"Hey.. don't tease," He frowned.

"Cheer up Cho', it wont be long." You said. "Just sit tight, I mean.. you were already fine on that game." You chuckled.

"Babe, come on.. I'll do anything for you to stay!" Choso pleaded as he held onto you on his knees while his face as rested against your lower abdomen.

"Anything for me to stay, huh?" You teased.

"A-Anything!" He replied sharply, his face heating up a little at your sensual voice.

to be continued? maybe? idk? just wanted this out of my drafts before friday LOL

check out these while you're already here lol

geto shit post!

gojo headcanons

gojo oneshot

choso oneshot

choso oneshot 2 - NEW!

choso 2 headcanons

ino heacanons

[lafayette-paw-arts]

TIME FOR SOME ACTOR AU HEACANONS!!!

(Technically not headcanons because it's my own fanfic but still lol)

These are about the AU in general, not specifically about filming for Hazbin Hotel itself but some are about the filming of the show

Angel and Val are brats on set and will often ditch to go shopping if they're having issues filming a scene. Tho they rarely are on filming projects together, they still ditch by themselves and go to kidnap the other to go shopping.

Many of them will show up on set even if they're not filming that day. Adam and Lute are almost always on set to watch the bullshit that can sometimes happen, especially with how often Angel Dust goes off script.

Carmilla is not usually one of those people but after hearing about what was happening in episode 4 she decided to show up and supervise the filming.

Vox and Zestial don't normally take acting jobs but when they do they tend to knock it out of the park. They're highly sought after yet rarely accept.

Almost all of them have tried on each others costumes at some point (if they could fit)

Charlie tried on her dad's costume and it was very short on her because of the height difference.

Vox made the mistake exactly ONCE! of inviting everyone in the cast out for dinner and footing the bill.

Emily has known Charlie and Vaggie long before the filming of Hazbin, they all go shopping often and go out for dinner and movies and girls days and even sleep overs.

Lute is always with Adam during interviews for any production, because Adam tends to be a hothead and she sticks around to make sure he doesn't lose it and start cussing out the interviewer over a stupid or insensitive question.

Vaggie was an actress before she met Charlie but her work didn't really make it down to Hell so Charlie never saw it. She found out Vaggie was an actress on the first date.

Hazbin Hotel is Charlie's first dip into acting, it was just because they really needed her for the role and she didn't want to let them down. Of course she does have problems that comes with being new to acting but she's doing very well so far.

[stargazinglesbian]

Tell me your Punkflower headcanons/takes if you have any!!

OOH ok heacanons lets fucking go!!! (w transfem miles duhh)

i'm gonna do some general spiderband ones too bc i love them all so much

i like writing rlly long dot points, soo

when they first met they initally bonded by talking about their different experiences being spider-man, since that's kind of all miles was comfortable talking about when she first arrived, but eventually she started confiding in everyone about her life outside of it once she got more comfortable. she likes to talk to hobie about her lfie especially, because he's always really honest and makes her laugh by teasing/making stupid jokes

hobie helps miles design her suit when she decides she wants a new one- hobie really likes to listen to miles yap about her art stuff and she loves having someone to bounce ideas off of and they both have a blast with it

hobie is always getting miles new sketchbooks/art supplies!! i think he would definitely be the kind of person to recycle/make his own paper, and once he made miles a whole sketchbook out of it, and it's miles' absolute favourite one. for a while she was too scared to draw in it because she was afraid of ruining it, but then hobie made her two more and told her to stop stressing bc he loves making them

whenever they go on dates they tend to end up unintentionally falling into the same routine/ going to the same spots, but barely even notice until miles is texting gwen about one of their dates one afternoon and shes like 'you literally did this last week lmao'

they like to paint each others nails and surprise each other with what designs theyve done for each other. one afternoon they watched how to train your dragon and accidentally gave eachother dragon themed nails so they unintentionally matched

one afternoon miles' ended up buying a bunch of temporary tattoos and all of the spiderband (which includes margo) had a self care night where they put a bunch of them on, and they all combined forces to give hobie a whole sleeve of fake tatts, and miles and hobie had matching pokemon ones

SPEAKING OF POKEMON miles has a collection of cards, and when she found out hobie did too they both had a massive geek out session and they always talk about the latest games and pokemon together

all of the spiderband kids went to watch isttvg together. hobie and miles' both have the same favourite movie snack- m&ms, and they use that as an excuse to sit next to each other (so they can share) not that anyone would try and stop them from sitting together for no reason other than wanting to, theyre just weird like that (in a good way)

[rohirric-hunter]

Tagged by @a-lonely-dunedain to plug OC names into this heacanon generator and see if it fits.

Léonys:

Léonys doesn't own a single pair of matching socks.

Okay, so in actuality no, Léonys has lots of pairs of matching socks and is actually pretty neat about her clothes and stuff when she's at home. BUT I can see this becoming one of those annoying widely-accepted fanon headcanons in direct contradiction to canon because 95% of the time the reader is exposed to her in a, "Has been living in the woods for 3-8 business days, has not spoken to another human being in almost a week, ate bark that was still attached to the tree, laid flat on her back with her mouth open while it was raining to get a drink (for fun)," kind of state, or the many stages of breakdown I dragged her through in Léonys of Rohan. I think if my stuff had a bigger following a lot of people would have trouble reconciling that Léonys with the way she acts when she's, like, in a house.

Léonys does not know what sleep is.

She really does not LMAO. Take a nap, girl

Léonys is smart but also very stupid.

I mean this one's vague enough that it could apply to basically anyone I think. Which means it's a winner! Léonys figured out, on her own, within a few days of properly meeting him, that Aragorn was the heir of the old kings. She also got involved in all that because she saw brigands with hostages and was like, "Go and get help? Tell the town guard? Involve the other hunters? Nah! I'll just follow them! :) and take care of it myself :)."

Léonys crashed a riding lawn mower into their fence.

Absolutely not the ride-on lawnmower goes nowhere except where she told it to go. The ✨🌟🤗🐎💖bond ✨🌟🤗🐎💖 that exists between the Rohirrim and their horses ride-on lawnmowers

Hathellang:

Hathellang is a cry baby.

I mean I guess it depends on what about. This also sort of sounds like a headcanon made up by someone who doesn't actually like the character, so, you know. Subjective. I don't think so. But there's not a lot I would label crybaby anyway.

Hathellang has a roblox account.

Disclaimer: I've never played Roblox. But yeah, I feel like he has one. He used to play a lot more than he does now. But that was years ago. These days no one knows he has it except for Léonys. But sometimes when one of the other kids complains that someone was too mean to them on Roblox he logs on and, well, see,,, if the offender didn't have bannable offenses to work with already then suddenly,,,,, mysteriously,,,,,,,,, they start committing bannable offenses. For literally no reason whatsoever, they must have just felt like it, suddenly. Who knows! Anyway, reported.

(I.E. Hathellang would be a holy terror on the internet, somehow able to talk the trolls into getting themselves banned while only barely toeing the line himself. A power that could be used for good or evil. He uses it to back up his kid siblings on disagreements over the Walmartland makeup obby.)

Hathellang believes in Santa.

He does not! But he's really dedicated to keeping the Santa Experience alive for the younger kids. Also I feel like in a modern AU he'd be super into the Santa Clause movies.

Belharen:

Belharen is afraid of doing anything without their parent's permission.

Belharen is involved in the plot because she ran away from home. Without her parents' permission. That doesn't mean she's not afraid of doing things without her parents' permission. But she still does them.

Ferelin:

Ferelin is tumblr famous.

Oh my god yes. Spot on. IDK what I can add. His shitposts are legendary. Made a new friend. Have informed him that I do not know what a roof is. Think he has little enough knowledge of the Shire that this should fly with him. Eager to see how this plays out. Update: Friend in question visiting my house right now as we speak. Made comment about the roof. Think he remembers what I told him when we first met. Except funnier, probably, IDK. I wonder what his URL would be. He casually refers to his improbable and near-miraculous ability to heal basically anything by singing to it very stubbornly and people think it's some kind of extended bit. He lets them think so because they started to come up with theories about it and it's kind of funny.

Dahlia:

Dahlia knows fnaf lore.

Probably, lol. I feel like she wouldn't play the games, though. I've never played them, this is vibes-based. She just knows the lore. For some reason. Maybe she watches hour-long YouTube videos breaking it down to relax.

And because I've been thinking about her recently some Pegweneth:

Pegweneth instinctively cleans messes in their own house as well as other peoples.

Pegweneth judges people for having messes in their houses TBH. Privately. In her head. She does not clean them. Her house is not clean.

Pegweneth knocks people over by hugging them.

If she knows them very well and is confident they're okay with it.

Pegweneth is not good with social cues.

She knows what they are. She just thinks they're stupid she's above them she responded to them appropriately when she really didn't.

Hmmm, seems like a lot of people I would normally tag in these things have been tagged already. I know many people with OCs and I know that many of them dislike this sort of fandom/headcanon stuff. Open invitation to do it if you want to?

[rickgrimesdoingrickthings]

🥛⌛🤲💼😡💩

More Rick Grimes Headcanons for your delight

Headcanons meme

🥛- Drink heacanon. Doesn't like fruit juices much, finds most of them too sweet- would rather just eat the fruit. Loves warm drinks, specially when it's cold or fresh outside- Cappuccino, hot chocolate and latte lover.

⌛- Sleep headcanon Has problems to sleep when there's an important unsolved affair going on. Despite not showing, Rick is very anxious- only people who really know him well or really good at reading people realize it since he fakes being calm really well- he might take walks at night or wander around the house late at night when it happens. This man is a ball of stored energy, he could go days without sleep really high on adrenaline if he had too.

🤲- Religious headcanon He's not religious- tried to ask God for a miracle, Carl got shot, more shit happened- Rick is very very upset with God and chose to not approach him further- as he ironically told Hershel. He's not intolerant though, and tends to keep his opinions to himself.

💼- Work headcanon He's really determined when it comes to work- he hates loose ends and unsolved matters. Tends to be very competent at what he does, can keep cool to solve urgent matters- he's also very observant at work, keeps an eye on everyone, quietly- knows who is competent or not, knows who he can count on- might despise some people in secret.

😡- Anger headcanon Don't say his kids will die, don't threaten his kids- he will get very angry and if he sees you as threat, he will most likely kill you. People who never listen and never learn annoy him so much- he will teach you things if you ask him, and if you have a hard time understanding, he will help you no problem- but if you don't take it seriously or keep making jokes or disrespecting him, Rick will get really upset and quit spending his time with you. He also hates abusive malicious behavior, probably doesn't like that kind of jokes- if you keep watching him and calling out every time he makes a mistake exposing it to everyone and making fun of him, he will fucking hate you so much. The sinister part of all this is that he rarely will expose or shout at you, it will be a calm, inner, hidden anger he will be building for so long- he might never attack you back, but you will have his indifference and that might be even worse.

💩 -Ridiculous headcanon Texture and stupid details in food is really important to him. He adores M&Ms, they're crunchy, sweet and colorful. He doesn't like food that are too slippery or have intense smell, food with rough texture is not his favorite, can't take too hot or too spicy food or he will get all red and feel embarrassed about it. Has a bad sense of direction, might turn the wrong ways when looking at things or driving, might smack his forehead against random things or trip- is clumsy bitch, likes to wear heels- hates to step in hard or rough things.

@wexarethewalkingxdead

[novemberdevils]

Intermission time!! And we are back to my weekly scheduled yabbing session!!

Carlos in media session is my favourite to stare at because he usually looks like he is somewhere we can never reach and only he knows how to get there, It makes him wonder if Carlos ever resents him, especially when he comes out on top. I genuinely had a three hour long conversation with a friend of mine over this because like come on we think Charles is the one to get us back to glory so that might feels off for carlos so kudos for mentioning it because I feel people dont think about that a lot, “Will you be racing for the win on Sunday?” No he will be racing to dnf.

Ah jack doomscrolling my beloved, george always look like he is going to cry is my favourite thing during the weekend it’s always fun to watch, but merc is shit so I dont blame because Ferrari always makes me want to cry so I get it, “You know Hischier keeps throwing your name around?” Because he is in looovveee, jack is more oblivious than me and thats saying something because there was this man who was flirting with me and buying me coffee and getting me sandwich but I thought he was just being friendly until my bestie sat me down and was like how stupid are you.

@/hugheswdc is getting bullied so jack better win so they can laugh at everyone who doubted their words -can you post the headcanon about everyone? Because im getting attached to characters who dont even exist-.

Okay second period has started so we will wait unitl the second intermission to continue the yabbing session!.

Second intermission time!! 

And now we truly start the season because the first quali has arrived! And my stress has started, JACK WITH A 1:15.977 THATS MY BOY!!!! And Ferrari 1-3 start get it boys!! “Great job, Hughes.” Everyone stay calm we have our first nico compliment to jack’s face, jack is just like me because Melbourne is also one of my favourite tracks we get each other, I need to know when does nico decide to use jack or hughes when he talks about him, but nico saying that jack is too fast he might not catch him!! Boy dont make me scream into my pillow because this is not a normal thing to say about a rival.

I want McLaren to lose sorry Jamie love you but my hatred for McLaren is stronger so I dont want to see them top 10, jack your praise kink is known because you are happy when you make the team proud, jack having more poles than nico excuse me while I go and scream about this!! It’s the ONLY thing that jack wins over nico-do you have their stat? I will be curious to read it if you post them-, nico calling jack a “force”??? My guy calm down with the compliments no need to embarrass yourself.

Okay the third period has started so this will be the end of my yabbing session for the day I hope you enjoy my commentary!

yeah i am always writing that carlos looks dead to the world because That Is What He Looks Like. and doing his weird mouth thing. casually unhinges jaw. but yeah rip carlos i know Real Life says he is in the fuckass williams for the 2025 season but this is my fanfiction and i think writing him as jack's teammate is fun. they're always lowkey beefing. for a multitude of reasons. and then i get to write annoying twitter users with carlos pfps. oops

it is Vaguely implied to me in my brain that most of the tweets and articles and stuff shown are things that jack reads. maybe not all of them. but like. he does the doomscrolling. in my heacanon (it is my fic so ig it could just be canon) he has a burner f1twt account lmao but that's not super important. he doesn't tweet on it he just doesn't want to get caught accidentally liking something on main bc that would be a whole thing. bro probably doesn't even run his own twitter account. and yeah jack and nico are both different breeds of crazy. stop talking about each other to the media. Freaks

hugheswdc is i believe the most frequent twitter user i make tweets for. she has like. 50 or something on my doc i think? idk frequent flyer but she is one of jack's biggest and most vocal fans so it is consistently relevant. also she Will fight the annoying carlos fans (jase smoothoperationnn my beloathed). and icr what tweets exactly i've posted as of yet but she totally ships jack and nico. i've posted the one that gets qrted to hell right... anyways there is rpf within my rpf. lex hugheswdc is rpfing

other things that come to mind as far as Fictional Twitter Users go is cam hughessainz does not like nico but they know better than to say anything too obvious about it. jase hates jack but we all knew that. a lot of the users i write as mercedes fans are not big on nico or jack either -- they're always mad that they're being assholes (and then extra mad that jack's fans in particular seem to Enjoy him being an asshole instead of criticizing it). the uh rbrhughes user who i don't think has a real name (sexiest title contender?) wants jack to move to red bull (hence the username) but that is a Fool's Delusion. despite his ass being not very slick in red bull territory... idiot. if you ask lex it is because he is Gay (true)

oh and the arrow zegras bitch whose @ escapes me is more of an indycar than an f1 fan and root for mclaren by the proxy of that's their favorite indy team and jack by the proxy of being friends with zegras. countdown to the month of may commences

nico and jack cannot have a normal rivalry they are just gay. i cannot resist jack hughes praise kink... i once again almost just referenced a line from a scene I HAVE NOT POSTED YET. just trust me. dude has lost his mind. and unfortunately for everybody nico has figured out The Formula and is also being crazy. i love writing fics where both halves of the ship are just crazy

[marvus-xoloto]

I have a question, but it’s going to sound a little silly: why do you think people are so drawn to Marvus? I’ve been in the Hiveswap side of the fandom for nearly 3 years, and I honestly don’t understand the attraction. Most of the responses I get to this question are some variant of “he’s hot”, but I thought I’d ask you since you’re one of the few creators I’ve seen who actually treats Marvus like a three dimensional character-

Ha thank you :') I'm just a character driven kinda dude; I generally love all of them (except...... one lmfao)

I mean, I think you basically got it. A very surface level reading of his route- using no critical thinking here- is that "hot guy is so woke, DEFINITELY wants change, clearly cares about you specifially out of hundreds of thousands, and saves you from dying." His route also came out when the whole "himbo" thing was popular, and he became the fandom himbo, even though he isn't particularly nice or stupid lmao (the former is likely because he saves you from dying and like, hand feeds you; the latter likely simple fandom implicit racism i.e. the use of aave=less intelligence). And I think it's important to know that a majority of people in fandom spaces are going to take that surface level reading. (Frankly, I heacanon he's not even conventionally attractive, but kinda odd looking and striking in that compelling, "you shouldn't be attractive, but..." kinda way. That's bc I write fs marvus and not hsw marvus, tho, but that's a topic for another time).

What I've always found interesting is that people ignore the toilet humor of his route like, across the board unless they really hate him haha. Power of being able to like, idk, go "bark bark woof woof" on the internet or whatever.

This is why fandom faves tend to be fandom faves: if they are conventionally good looking, there's plenty of varients of blorbo on the "evil vs sweet" and "pathetic vs cool" chart. People tend to like characters who are either a. like them (Tyzias, Chixie) b. like someone they think they'd be attracted to IRL (Mallek, Marvus, Chahut) or c. completely "pathetic" and woobifyable (Lynera, Ardata). Sometimes it's a combo of all of them.

No hate or judgement here btw; i really believe the fandom experience should be fun for ppl. I personally dislike surface level readings of charas, tho, bc I'm a reader. I like meta and analysis and the like haha.

[kennexara]

so you're a geeky teenager in the early 2010s and you make a tumblr and back then everyone was always going on about supernatural, right?

so you watch supernatural. the last great american queerbait.

(you're not stupid and you're from the reddest part of your red state. the best you dared hope for in the finale was dean and cas alive and some subtle parallels between them and sam and eileen and they couldn't even do that.)

but truthfully, you had learned your lesson long ago, and you had learned it fast:

ship all the queer ships you want, rub your greedy bad bi rep hands over every character you want, but don't expect anything. don't give anyone power over what's canon in your heart.

your belief in this only grows stronger over the years, as you see it happen in fandoms you didn't go to - merlin, teen wolf, so many animated shows)

(not you legend of korra you're an angel and we're lucky to have you)

you saw it happen in ships you could not fucking understand why anyone was shipping in the first place (cough cough johnlock)

you saw it happen in the mcu again and again and wondered why nobody else seemed to learn the lesson.

it's not that there are no shows with queer relationships of course. it's just that most are very upfront about it or leave it vague enough that anyone with heteronormative lenses on doesn't pick up on it. nobody waits 7 seasons to float the idea an assumed-straight character might be bi.

you thought were prepared for star wars. so busy believing they wouldn't do a queer relationship but hey at least the resulting het relationship would be great. and then they did fucking reylo and you realized you can't even bet on the right het ships as you recall disney also wouldn't even follow through on clintasha.

so when you start watching another show tumblr's pretty hype about you don't expect nothing. like the canon relationships are great, and while you enjoy the fandom ships and queer heacanons you don't expect anything else. especially because the show has queer characters and relationships, they aren't afraid to go there they're just choosing not to with certain characters and hey, that's fine.

and then you catch up on the new season and that one supposedly straight dude IS KISSING ANOTHER DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I COULD'VE BEEN BETTING ON THIS THE WHOLE TIME I CAN'T EVEN USE CAPTAIN HOLT VINDICATION GIF BECAUSE I WAS SO SURE THIS WOULDN'T EVER HAPPEN.

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

I AM HERE

....TO CONTRIBUTE MY STUPID HEACANONS FOR THE IZUCREW/DEKUSQUAD

Iida has a surprisingly dark sense of humor.

Todoroki will randomly hold someone from the squad's hand and if asked why, he says, "It's a sign of close friendship." Has this led to people outside Class 1A to thinking Todoroki has a polycule? Almost definitely.

Shinso and Izuku have a running prank on Mineta where they take turns using Shinso's voice altering support gear to call Mineta from what looks like an unknown number at 3 in the morning and say super creepy and cryptic shit. Mineta still doesn't know who it is.

When Shinso can't sleep (insomniac lookin bitch <33), he goes to the commons and watches old sitcoms (The Office, How I Met Your Mother, etc). Sometimes he'lll find Katsuki in the commons as well and they watch them together in silence.

Todoroki never learned how to ride a bike, and he once accidentally made this fact known. Momo then made him a bike and they proceeded to teach him how to ride it for hours on end. Todoroki is now extremely possessive over his bike (it has a special stand for it to be on in his room and has it facing his bed so it's the first thing he sees when he wakes up).

Todoroki and Izuku are both on the autism spectrum, and so they'll sometimes accidentally mirror each other's stims when very excited/distressed.

Uraraka has a secret betting ring with several of the classes.

Before Todoroki got used to physical affection from classmates, he'd end up setting himself on fire every time (arm around shoulder, head pats, nose boops, etc).

In the middle of a conversation, completely unprompted, Todoroki will tap someone's nose with his finger and go "boop" in the most cryptic tone ever. He's started doing it with his siblings too, and now they all have a contest at home of who can surprise the other with the most boops.

💚 More Random Headcanons I Have for the Izucrew (or Dekusquad) Because, Again, Why Not? 💚

YOU CAN FIND THE FIRST PART HERE!!

AND LOCKSCREENS OF THE SQUAD HERE!!

AND MEMES BASED OF A FIC OF MINE HERE!!

As a gag, Iida, Shinsou and Uraraka had gotten Todoroki an assortment of those special ice molds with the funky shapes. Turns out, he loves them and uses them faithfully. He was very amazed to know he could make teddy bear shaped ice.

Todoroki has a first aid kit on hand wherever they go. They can be in class, out training, even in a convenience store picking up snacks. He has it.

Midoriya has notebooks for each of them. Special notebooks that hold individual memories he has with everyone in their group along with his appreciation and what they do for him. Each notebook is also decorated based off their aesthetics and he plans to give them the notebooks at their graduation. (He has a notebook for everyone in the class… and his teachers.)

Asui’s siblings, Todoroki’s siblings and Iida’s older brother are everyone’s siblings in the group. No questions asked.

On that note, Iida still doesn’t know how his friends got Tensei’s number.

Eri is also their little sister. She can get away with almost anything and she gets along with Asui the most, other than Midoriya.

Believe it or not, they have gotten into situations more times than the Katsucrew (Bakusquad, yeah I’m sticking to it). Mostly for the unfortunate events of being trouble magnets. It’s not on purpose and Aizawa gives them a slap on the wrist, but they do worry him a lot.

Ojiro, Yaoyorozu, Aoyama and Tokoyami are occasional members. They usually know about anything secretive from the squad.

Shinsou owns fuzzy socks.

He sometimes uses his Persona Chords for fun on the group. Hearing the words “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies” in Todoroki’s voice will never not be funny to them. Yes, including to Todoroki.

The group once had to comfort Midoriya when he missed the sale of a special edition of an All Might figure set. He was unaware All Might actually got it for him before it was even released.

Shinsou was chased down by Midoriya for making his hot cocoa with water. It took Asui and Bakugou to team up and calm him down and convince that “No, Shinsou doesn’t need to have a broken arm”. Later, Shinsou’s cat sweaters went missing.

Todoroki has a lot of embarrassing photos.

They had learned the hard way that Uraraka’s mochi is not to be touched unless she wants to share.

Maybe a part three if anyone wants it!

[coffeemoods]

Could I request headcanons for moonbyul? Like just some random relationship heacanons but also hcs about what it would be like to ask her to sing to reader when they are sick?

moonbyul as your girlfriend–random hcs

so i found these alphabetical headcanons dusted in my drafts. :')

hc template credit.

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Moonbyul's extremely affectionate both in public and behind closed doors. Though she wouldn’t dare to initiate something too scandalous for the public eye, Byul loves to hold your hand and give you forehead and cheek kisses occasionally. Adding that she practically wraps herself around you twenty-four-seven, it might be you who gets slightly embarrassed when others are around.

In private, Byul loves to show her affection through quality time. Whether it be a simple movie night or a three-day trip to an amusement park, she wants you to remember how much she adores and appreciates you every day through full-hearted yet greasy gestures.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

You two met through Solar when you were staying at her place overnight with Byul not surprisingly resting on her couch. The moment y’all picked up on a conversation, Yongsun knew she was going to regret not kicking the rapper out of her house when she had the chance.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Back hugs, straddle hugs, bear hugs, et cetera. Just let. her. hold. you. Byulyi tends to be the big spoon in your relationship, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t like to be held on some occasions, especially after a tiring day at work. Don’t call her a little spoon though, she’d deny it.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

While the media portrays her as ‘the’ girl crush, Byul’s a soft and gentle lover behind closed doors. She treats you as if you’re made of glass, never rough(except in bed ;)), always delicate. Though there were a few times when she raised her voice at you in the heat of the moment. Eventually, she’d come to her senses and apologize continually despite you already forgiving her an hour ago.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Believe it or not, Byulyi takes the L-word seriously and it'd take her a while since she wants to be utterly sure if you're actually the one.

BUT when she's 100% certain, Byul'd gaze at you as she mouths 'miss you, need you, love you so much' during a group performance with her members.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Byul's the type to be visibly jealous. She's not hesitant to step in if she feels someone has overstepped her boundaries.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Unlike Solar, Byul’s a night owl and won’t rest until she feels all the energy drained from her body. If you’re also a night owl, she might or might not challenge you to a 'last to fall asleep' contest, which would result in stupid activities to keep y'all up all night.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

When it comes to your relationship, the queen of PDA fears judgment from nobody. Let the haters bark, she'd always tell you.

+ some sick hcs.

If you're actually feeling unwell, inform her immediately.

Byul'd urge you to take a day off from work, coming home early to take care of you despite your dissuasion.

Dinner, chores are all dealt with by her, and her only.

No but's'.

She wants your ass in bed and would bring cups of warm water beside your nightstand occasionally.

Now, just because you're sick doesn't imply she'd let you off the hook with her incessant teasing.

Byul'd call you a zombie due to your tired face and hanging eyelids.

Though, it does lighten up the mood.

She's always more than willing to sing for you.

Sick or not.

All you need to do is ask.

Picking out songs from your favorite playlist???

Listen to this girl when she sings her heart out for you.

If you're lucky and she's having a comeback, Byul'd grant you a little preview of her title track.

[sips-tea-cutely]

Requests are open you say????

You want more Mahiru requests you say??? So.......Mahiru general dating heacanons? :)

Thanks, babe!/p <3

Loving Mahiru Koizumi

a/n: IM BACK DGRP FANDOM DID U MISS ME MY KITTENS? 😱🥺🤞🦶🦶😍😍/j

#Mahiru Koizumi

mahiru just LOVES to take photos of you doing well— anything, really! smiling, posing, napping, she just really can’t get enough of look of pure joy on your face, you’re her perfect muse <3

she loves you but even if you begged, she wouldn’t delete them; that photo captures a moment in time that’ll never happen again. and as a photographer, her job is to keep taking photos (of you? most of the time hehe…)!

people who hate you? what do you mean? they never existed, dear <3! with mahiru as your girlfriend, she’d criticize and berate them so harshly and meanly that they’d be so scared to even be near you again (especially if they were a man…).

amazing to be with when you’re going through a depressive episode of any sorts. she’d cook you your favorite homemade meal and not to mention, she’s a great listener!

it doesn’t matter if you think that what you’re crying about is stupid, it’s important enough to you to make you cry so to her, it’s important.

of course though, she is often self-deprecating when it comes to her photos. at times like that, the best thing to do would be to scroll through her photos with her, tell her every single thing you love about her photos.

would love to travel the world with you!! it is her dream after all hehe. she would never force it on you, though! she’d understand why you wouldn’t since it’d cost lots of money and not to mention the dreaded jet lag

she’d actually be pretty shy bringing up the subject since to her, it’s something to do with the one. would be overjoyed if you accepted but wouldn’t be mad either if you said no, as long as you’re by her side honestly <33

definitely introduced you to sato in high school before she… died. she often thinks you would’ve been a good friend for sato because of how kind you are~

[gothamitelove]

Okay okay I think I’m a big dumb dumb and might be the anon who asked for Gotham! Jervis- then completely forgot I did. If it wasn’t me then I did it on another blog and I’m realllly stupid :(

Anyways, could you do Gotham! Jervis with a S/O whose kinda like Donna Beneviento from Resident Evil 8?

For context Donna is extremely quiet and reserved. She’s a doll maker whose dolls are haunted. She has one main doll whose like connected to her, and like talks for her? If you wanna go all the way, she also has the ability to grow hallucination inducing plants.

Of course if the whole Donna thing is to much can you just do basic relationship heacanons? 💞

hi!! thank you for requesting! here are some basic relationship headcanons for jervis, just bc i don't know enough about resident evil 8 to do your request justice! i'm sorry <3

gotham!jervis tetch relationship headcanons

disclaimer that i feel i should put in every post i make: jervis, like just about every batman villain, has the potential to get very unhealthy relationship-wise.

he can be just this side of obsessive on a good day, which is why, if you want to ever leave the house again, you've gotta have the Boundaries Talk.

"no, jervis, you can't go everywhere with me. of course i want you around, it's just that you have a job, darling, and you have to do it. i know, it's terrible. it's awful."

and he's clingy. he will drape himself all over you in every situation, regardless of how socially acceptable it may or may not be. he just loves hugging you and giving you kisses.

sometimes he can be a little weird about it, touching your face while you sleep and stroking your neck when you eat like that'll help you swallow. it's a little strange, but he does it with the best intentions. you're just so perfect!

jervis is probably the most attentive partner on the planet. he just wants to make you happy, and he quickly learns your moods and what you enjoy just so he can make you smile.

are you ready for tea parties? you'd better be, because you're having one a week. at least. jervis gets very excited about this. he serves your favorite foods, and when you tell him how good it is, he lights up like a christmas tree.

that is to say, compliment him once and you'll never get rid of him.

he loves pet names, both calling you them and being called them himself. some of his favorites are "my love" and "darling", but he can get creative with them too. how do you feel about "sugarplum"?

if you can't sleep at night, jervis will read to you! from alice in wonderland, of course. he has a very nice voice, and he does different accents for different characters. he could have been an actor if he hadn't gone in for organized crime.

he thinks you're the most beautiful person he's ever met, both inside and out. you'll never go a day without hearing him tell you he loves you, that's for sure! he adores you more than anything.

(requests are open! shoot me an ask and i’ll get back to ya asap. and if you’d like to be tagged when i post, dm me!)