#stupid ass meme part 73

[justmandika]

Makes me really wonder what a wacky couple they are....

[hanniiesuckle17]

Masterlist

A/n: we love committing to something right before the busy season of my job and starting labs for my major.

Tag List: @mini-meanhoe​ @leggomylino​ @hanstagram​ @desertofdessert​ @hoes4hoseok​ @jeonqqin​ @mrsunshine999​ @jisungsjheekies​ @hannie-squirrel00​ @cotccotc​ @yangs-jeongin​ @binniebutter​ @orangegyu​ @little-precious-baby​ @raethethey​ @sofie296​ @love-letters-2-jisungie​ @bluejayboys​​

SMIY Tag List: @sanccharine

Pairing: Jeong Yunho x Reader    

Genre: Series, Fluff, Angst, Comedy, Idol au, Secret Relationship

Updates: Completed

Warnings: Cursing, Privacy Invasion, Dieting, Overworking, 18+Themes (eventually)

Summary: Privacy. Normalcy. Love. Y/n was ready to give all of that up when she became an idol. She was more than happy with the absence of those qualities in her life until a certain six foot mountain of sunshine and chaos was cast opposite her in her first drama. Confronted with the fact that she no longer knows what she wants; Y/n must decide if he’s truly worth giving up the life she’s dreamed of…and how much damage she’ll let happen before she makes a decision.

✭  

Profiles Part One (Ateez)

Profiles Part Two (JINXX)

1. Pointy Elbows

2. Spit Fire

3. The Water Bottle

4. This Behemoth

5. The Uncle From Guam

6. Sunbae (🖋)

7. Bro

8. Stupid Goof Fuck

9. Finally Now It’s My Time

10. Playing Hooky (🖋)

11. I Made This Awkward   (🖋)

12. 82.4%?

13. Big Ass SAT Word

14. Battle of Lockscreens

15. Genius Idea

16. Boss Bitch

17. Best Friend’s Brother

18. Taeyong

19. Come Eat Meee

20. SEONGHWA HYUNG

21: Addicted

22. @ bby_yn Stan Account

23. Seatmates

24. Hongjoong the Wise Old Tree

25. Screw Reincarnation (🖋)

26. Glitter, Orgasms, and Self Esteem

27. Don’t Look At Other Oppas

28. Green Eyed Monster

29. Alexa, Play Now or Never

30. Subtweeting

31. Not A Total Lie

32. You’ve Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me

33. Fuck You, Hobbit

34. Matz Wine Time

35. Horny Song (title tbd)

36: Progress Not Perfection

37. Shadow in the Night

38. The Tour Fairy

39. You Do Drugs????

40. Queer Baiting

41. 15 Hours

42. Something With Tequila

43. Girly Pop

44. What’s The Point Of Knocking (🖋)

45. Playground Dating

46. 4 Days, 3 Hours, and 27 Minutes

47. Feet Pics

48. Melon Head

49. Himbo Agenda

50. Fan War

51. Cyber Bullied

52. This Bitch

53. Sugar Baby

54. Concerned in Swidish

55. 6 Million Punching Bags

56. Exposed (🖋)

57. Grapes

58. The Truth

59. Suteki

60. Big Biggie

61. Not Your Fandom

62. Missed Calls

63. I’m Outside🖤

64. How Does This Make You Feel?

65: Yeosang’s Credit Card

66. Ice Cream

67. Mister Monster

68. The Universe is a Masochist

69. Unbiased But Not Really (🖋)

70. Boca Boca

71. Choo Choo

72. Meme War

73. Dipshit

74. Xanax

75. Special Kind of Joy

76. 💛

77. My Knees (Finale)

[castyells-yeehaw]

Pick a prompt and a ship from down below and I’ll write a shot!!

1. "Close your eyes and shut up." 2. "You weren't the reason I was crying, you're not that important" 3. "Get over it, pussy." 4. "He yelled yeehaw and I'm not quite sure why." 5. "No playing video games together is not considered a date." 6. "Give me anime or give me death." 7. "Your mom texted to tell me you're pathetic." 8. "Not even your pet likes you." 9. "I'm just tired of you." 10. "I can't believe you woke me up crying over a TV show. Again." 11. "You're just naturally dumb." 12. "Why did you take a picture praying to an anime character?" 13. "On a scale of 1-10 how bad do you not wanna do this?" "I don't." 14. "I'm going to my bed." "That's the bathroom." 15. "I would have stayed if you asked." 16. "You know I'd do anything for you." 17. "Are you hurt?" 18. "Why do you have a duck in your bag?" 19. "Why are you listening to the ICarly soundtrack?" 20. "I don't care." 21. "Why can't we get matching clothes?" 22. "You were sick 5 minutes ago." "But I'm not sick now." 23. "I've lost my nose." 24. "Why would I have a problem with you facetiming your cat?" 25. "Is this your dream?" 26. "I don't understand why you'd think that." 27. "I'm living life to the fullest extent!" 28. "What do you mean you won't sleep in the empty bed?!" 29. "I'm part of the pathetic line." 30. "It's two a.m., why are you next to me?" 31. "Sex isn't the answer." 32. "No problem friend. I am meme share supreme." 33. "I can't go to Taco Bell for a while." 34. "At least let me make sure you're okay" 35. "You look like a bear who's been attacked by ducks. And not by the good ones." 36. "Why the fuck are you in my bed?" 37. "I can't find my pants." 38. "You know I didn't mean that." 39. "Who cares if they saw?" 40. "Please come with me." 41. "Let me shower first!" 42. "What is that?" 43. "I'm not the one doing it." 44. "I'm not him." 45. "It's a secret." 46. "Did you read it?" 47. "What if I prove you wrong?" 48. "How do we get in?" 49. "Is something wrong with me?" 50. "That's my theme song." 51. "Let me stay. Please." 52. "All I want is you and if I can't have that-" 53. "Ask for permission." 54. "Why did you cry in your sleep?" 55. "I put trust in you." 56. "Stay." 57. "You're a filthy squid." 58. "Do you really need those?" 59. "Would you be able to be happy with me?" 60. "Just come here." 61. "All I was doing was looking for you." 62. "I feel so fucking stupid." 63. "I can handle myself." 64. "It was your fault." 65. "How did it take me so long to realize?" 66. "It was always you." 67. "You bought my hip hop monster?" 68. "Don't start with that again." 69. "F-Fuck." 70. "Disgusting." 71. "We were just joking around, right? Please tell me you knew that." 72. "Why are you sleeping?" 73. "Why do you want taco bell now?" 74. "It’s just too much, I can’t act like I don’t feel it anymore, like I don’t love you" 75. "All great stories started off shitty. Just like you. Now, fix yourself." 76. "What's your favorite meme?" 77. "I left the house today." 78. "Does this make me some kind of hero?" 79. "You don't need to know." 80. "It's just not that impressive." 81. "I need some sugar." 82. "There were two so I figured one was mine-" 83. "Please don't go." 84. "Just a bit more-" 85. "Are you subconsciously doing the dance?" 86. "You promised you wouldn't fall asleep." 87. "You're not a bad problem, you're a good problem. Not a problem, problem." 88. "Don't pretend I didn't just see what you were doing." 89. "We just don't really talk anymore." 90. "Do you think other species have their own kind of drugs? Like something that gets them high?" 91. "Dad! He's doing it again!." 92. "Look, it's called Joppa!" 93. "You're just a little baby." 94. "Ow, my ass." 95. "Please just take a nap." 96. "But that was my best pickup line!" 97. "Would you still act the same knowing everyone's eyes were on you?" 98. "You're just a memory now." 99. "Go fuck yourself." 100. "It's never gonna happen.

SHIPS:

Icemav ————————- Top Gun

Hangster ——————— Top Gun

Gwainecelot —————— BBC Merlin

Merthur ———————— BBC Merlin

Harringrove ——————- Stranger Things

Steddie ————————- Stranger Things

Timkonbart ——————- DC

Kontim / Timkon ————- DC

Damijon ————————- DC

Bruhal / Batlantern ——— DC

SuperBatLantern ———— DC

Superbat ———————— DC

Supercorp ( Lena x Kara )- DC?

Keenker ————————- Marvel

Shuri x MJ ( Same age ) - Marvel

Free space!! Pick your fav ship and I’ll see whether or not I’m comfortable writing it!

• Not romantically I’ll write found family AF with mostly every tag!!! Just choose one :))

I WON’T WRITE: underage, rape ( non-con ), PWP, anything smutty probably

WRITTEN ON TUMBLR:

• 52. “All I want is you and if I can’t have that-“ - Damijon

• 36. “What the fuck are you doing in my bed?”- Steddie ( Eddie Munson/Steve Harrington )

[inkleaf-cafe]

Okay i cant find the post but i’ll take it as a yes so here:

1: sleep tight don’t let the milf’s bite

2: I sometimes think you’re not neurotypical

3:i can just smell the trauma

4:my queerness could never

5:i can just feel the gay

6:You know how i said “I definitely jinxed it”…yea i did

7:sounds like a crisis…mood

8:In one sentence i somehow made my whole bloodline ashamed of me

9:Dont know if this is supped to be gay or therapy

10:my yawns sound like a quiet chainsaw

11:my dreams are either trauma or gay…what does that mean

12:my dream was amazing filled with zombies but amazing

13:be the gays you need to be

14:i think i ate some soap

15:My brain was somewhat okay and you completely ruined it

16:Okay who do i have to kill this time

17:Yes im using a musical to teach politics

18: think i made a random poem and somehow it got deep

19:What do you not understand about me reading gay shit on webtoon and seeing cute dresses?

20:I will be the monster under your bed i will either comfort you till you sleep or be Jeff the killer

21:Ah yes blackmail the best way to negotiate

22:feel’s like i’ve zoned out while reading this

23:Wheres the TL;DR because i just stopped at Hi!

24:Yea you lost me im in Stratosphere

25:* eats vomit cutely *

26:I still question both of our sanity

27:When they call me baby girl

28: thats stupid bitches tok

29:I mean wouldnt it be cool that your ex is the moon

30:do you even sleep

31:The only people i hate are real people

32:I use the happy emojis all the time they all look dead inside

33:Social anxiety isn’t pog

34:WHOS GONNE GRAB THE BIG ASS COIN OFF HIS FORHEAD

35:MEOWTH SALAD

36:i thought Jessie and James were gay

37:Its called insomnia

38: Hermione is holding me at gun point

39:Is kicking someone a team sport?

40:what part of asl with out sign do you not get

41:kiddo but an insult

42:i was gonne say i watched Luca but damn do you need therapy

43: knew all that trauma would pay off one day

44:imagine not having fangs 🤡

45: being stupid is my job you cant take it from me

46:the whole world hates England

47:okay but arson would be so much fun

48:Do i rly sond like a dog when i say things out loud

49:THEY MADE ME LIVE AND THATS A HATE CRIME ON ME

50:I mean zeus is a whore

51:So we got bad bitch and better bitch making up the baby girl squad

52:Sometimes I challenge how much i can disappoint my ancestors

53:Ghost be judgin while i hit that rennagade

54:Fuck ✨ grammar ✨

55:KNEW YOU WERE A BEAVER

56:Probs an alligator too

57:this blog could always be *cursive rainbow* gayer

58:ah,pintrest my love,my pride,my joy THE FUCKING BANE OF MY EXISTENCE FUCK YOU I FUCKING LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE A PAINFUL DEATH

59:✨ alcohol ✨

60:Kiddo go to drugs dont do school

61::i still have trauma from the zebra cardigan

62:yes YES BE THE GAYS YOU NEED TO BE

63:aww thats so gay ����

64:hol’ on a god damn fucking second…this shit gay

65:am i turning straight?

66:you broke your fucking plant this better be worth it

67:i have two moods “i wanna die” and ✨gay✨

68:they look like shit but they can look like shit together

69:nice 😏(i never said this or wrote this before just sayin’ its nice)

70:fuck you (affectionate) [is it weird that i said that at least 20 times]

71: fuck you……TAKE MY LIKES

72:we can capitalize off of your dog

73:oh shit i thought that was elsa jumping off of that bridge she made

74:wait are you implying they’re the last non binary orange

75:i might die for the third time now

76:are you god? I mean sans undertale profile pic but still are you god?

77:heh gæ

78:when i sleep i sleep

79:i will not tolerate dead memes in my class room unless its doge

80:he looks so cute but damn do i want to kill him

81:people are just too damn kinky these days

82:so this is what it feels like to have attachment issues

83:But Etida u e-mol-Dionizijo Aguado my beloved

84:I like it just my brains too small to comprehend it

85:shes a sexist feminist in the making

86:i want a mineta x death fic

87:they’ll plan my funeral…add saxobeat

88:a-am i a-a child?!?

89:hey girl you a flashbomb cus you bright

90:hey girl is your gender water cus its fluid

91:Ok im actually proud of that one i better not hear a cricket

92:okay now he looks like an emo boy

93:Yea my will to live is as low as my self esteem

94:can someone plan my funeral yea i know its wedding galore same thing

95:remembering that time i called saiki a tsundere bitch

96:* call me by your name starts playing* NOT AGAIN

97:i may have “i kicked a child” as one of my names but you’re a monster

98:DEATH IS A RACE AND I WANNA WIN

99:Bye :] , wtf?

100:GO CATBOY GO(00:03 am)

101:you know i have a pain tolerance of

102:I kin that emoji

103:That blood stain looks like a pp

104: am i too middle school

105:I feel like my sass level has risen

106:OH! PROCRASTINATION

107:nah i kinda wanna continue to write my raid shadow legends x reader fic

108:plus my confidence is as low as my will to live

109: who wants to have the honour of killing me

110:great mind think alike but also wt

I-

Wow-

[thesilverdragoon]

FOR SHAME- The Asshole Meme

Uh oh spaghettio, we are delving into the unforbidden horrors zone. FOR SHAME. I don’t know why it’s called the asshole meme but, tagged anyway by @crimsonfluidessence 

We’re renaming this the “HOW WILD HAVE YOU GONE IN YOUR LIFE” meme

Do if you want to!

Tick with a  “✔️” if your muse has done it or it applies

[✔️] Consumed alcohol

[ ✔️ ] Been drunk and done something silly

[ ] Drove when drunk

[ ] Is an angry drunk

[ ✔️ ] Is a happy drunk

[ ✔️ ] Smoked

[ ✔️ ] Finished whatever they smoked

[ ✔️ ] Snorted coke

[ ✔️ ] Been high

[ ✔️ ] Done something stupid when high

[✔️] Had sex

[ ] Had sex in public

[ ✔️ ] Had an orgy

[✔️] Had a one night stand

[ ✔️ ] Had sex on the job they were supposed to do

[ ✔️ ] Kissed someone

[ ✔️ ] Kissed someone of the same sex

[ ✔️ ] Kissed in public

[ ✔️ ] Kissed someone with tongues

[ ] Played a kissing game past childhood

[ ✔️ ] Had a crush on someone

[ ] Had a crush on someone who’s related to someone they hate

[ ✔️ ] Had a on crush someone already taken

[ ] Had a crush when in a relationship

[ ✔️ ] Had a crush and was an ass to them

[✔️ ] Gotten into a fight

[✔️ ] Used a weapon not part of the body

[✔️ ] Got away with being in a fight

[✔️ ] Got into a fight with someone of the same sex

[ ✔️ ] Fought and won unfairly

[✔️ ] Insulted someone

[ ✔️] Said a racist insult

[ ✔️ ] Used childish insults past childhood

[  ] Used an insult in a different language

[✔️ ] Insulted someone without saying the actual the word

[ ] Drove a car over the speed limit

[ ] Got a ticket

[ ] Crashed the car

[ ] Parked badly and didn’t care

[ ] Done a hit and run

[ ✔️ ] Dared someone to do something stupid

[ ✔️ ] Played truth or dare

[ ✔️ ] Done a stupid dare

[ ✔️ ] Done a dare shamelessly

[ ✔️ ] Done a dare for the rest of the day/night

______

DARK GRAMPA PAST. 33/45, 73% Asshole

(Lev is to blame for almost all of it.)

[whaledesu]

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Those antique metal, enamel coated cups.

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

Lollipops

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

Bubblegum

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

Idk, I was a pretty normal child.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

Depends on where the soda comes from honestly.

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

I really like fashion, but goth fashion out of those.

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphones are preferable 

8. movies or tv shows?

Why not both?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

The rain, always.

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

Dodgeball I guess, the part where you don’t get hit, not throwing lol.

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

Sleep.

12. name of your favorite playlist?

It’s just called Mood Dump. Lol

13. lanyard or key ring?

key chains 

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

Probably Jolly Ranchers

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

If it was an assigned one I don’t remember, they always made us read the same ones over and over.

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

Indian style, always 

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

just some grey slip on ones

18. ideal weather?

cold, raining, clouds overcast in the sky with a bit of a breeze

19. sleeping position?

half on the side, half on the stomach with a leg pushed up haha

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

On my laptop, it’s easier to be able to spit out words as fast as possible

21. obsession from childhood?

BATMAN

22. role model?

Kyo from Dir En Grey

23. strange habits?

I eat my food one item at a time a lot, don’t know why

24. favorite crystal?

idk does Amythest count? I like those as well as Emeralds

25. first song you remember hearing?

Probably something from Disney movies

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

Stay inside in the air conditioning lmao

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

Just stand outside and inhale the air deeply

28. five songs to describe you?

In no particular order, without context:

1) Tousei - Dir En Grey 2) Closer to Fine - Indigo Girls 3) The Final - Dir En Grey 4) Glass Skin - Dir En Grey 5) Heavy - Linkin Park

29. best way to bond with you?

Talk to me about the food and movies you love

30. places that you find sacred?

Anywhere in nature that feels untouched by the world really

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

Batman’s costume

32. top five favorite vines?

I don’t even remember any at this point lol

33. most used phrase in your phone?

Probably something like “alrighty”

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

For some reason I always remember “It’s pizza time”

35. average time you fall asleep?

My sleep schedule is as chaotic as I am lmao

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

idk ones probably before I knew what memes even were

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

Suitcase all the way

38. lemonade or tea?

Black, iced, sweet tea only.

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

No, I hate citrus desserts.

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

Once in middle school in language arts, I just heard my teacher say to a kid in my class suddenly: “Brandon, put your penis away.” 

41. last person you texted?

Matt I think

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

pants pockets are invaluable

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

I love how bomber jackets look, but I am a hoodie person through and through

44. favorite scent for soap?

Cherry Blossom

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Superhero is not a genre? But I choose horror anyway.

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

T-shirt, pajama pants allllllll the way

47. favorite type of cheese?

Swiss

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

Pineapple I guess, the outside does not match the inside lol

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

Here’s a handful. “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.” “Treat others how you want to be treated.” “Let it go, Let it be.” "Face the abyss, but don't let it consume you."

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

Just way too many things that would take too long to list.

51. current stresses?

Haha, loaded question fam

52. favorite font?

Segoe UI

53. what is the current state of your hands?

Soft, with a scrape on my thumb and a new scar on my right ring finger lmao

54. what did you learn from your first job?

Adults play more games than kids do

55. favorite fairy tale?

If Red Riding Hood counts that one

56. favorite tradition?

Watching horror movies with my Mom

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? Losing my Dad Being very personally betrayed by someone Everyone I get close to eventually walking out on me

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

Idk I’m just me fam

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

Something with magic and travel

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

“Feed me Seymour!”

62. seven characters you relate to?

Spike - Cowboy Bebop Snorlax - Pokemon That being said I’m too lazy to come up with the other 5 right now

63. five songs that would play in your club?

People lost their shit when “Yeah” by Usher played every time

64. favorite website from your childhood?

Gaia Online

65. any permanent scars?

Yeah a few but nothing major

66. favorite flower(s)?

White Roses, White Lotus, ones I don’t know the names of

67. good luck charms?

My 22 pound fat ass orange cat Genji

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

I’m just gonna go with brussels sprouts

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

the one where pineapple eats you back

70. left or right handed?

I’m mostly left handed but also right handed with some things

71. least favorite pattern?

idk?

72. worst subject?

Math

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

probable elote 

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

somewhere between 5 and 7 depending on my mood

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

I was probably like 6?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Gonna have to say au gratin potatoes man

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

whatever makes you happy

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

gas station coffee is a special thing

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

my old school photo for sure lol

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

what are jewel tones? tf

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

lightning bugs yo

82. pc or console?

PS4

83. writing or drawing?

writing

84. podcasts or talk radio?

music please

84. barbie or polly pocket?

barbie

85. fairy tales or mythology?

both fam

86. cookies or cupcakes?

cupcakes

87. your greatest fear?

I’ve already lived most of them so who cares but lets go with drowning

88. your greatest wish?

that my anxiety would fuck off forever

89. who would you put before everyone else?

My cat lol

90. luckiest mistake?

I’m not sure?

91. boxes or bags?

they do two very different jobs tf

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

moonlight please

93. nicknames?

Uru, Kyo, Rea

94. favorite season?

Winter

95. favorite app on your phone?

idk idc

96. desktop background?

A drawing I liked

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

like 3

98. favorite historical era?

Victorian

[jugsserpents]

Blurbs/Drabbles

hiii i’m bored so send me a number (or a few) and a character for a drabble! 

pls don’t let this flop

1. “Close your eyes and shut up.”

2. “They hide paper towels in their room and I don’t know why.“

3. “Get over it, pussy.”

4. “He yelled yeehaw and I’m not quite sure why.”

5. “No playing video games together is not considered a date.”

6. “Give me anime or give me death.”

7. “Your mom texted to tell me you’re pathetic.”

8. "Do you ever look at your hand after you nut and just think “I’m so disgusting.” I call it post nut depression.”

9. “I think I have a kink for being made fun of.”

10. "I can’t believe you woke me up crying over a group.”

11. “You’re just naturally dumb.”

12. “Why did you take a picture praying to an anime character?”

13. "On a scale of 1-10 how bad do you not wanna do this?” “I don’t.”

14. “I’m going to my bed.” “That’s the bathroom.”

15. “I would have stayed if you asked.”

16. “You know I’d do anything for you.”

17. "Are you hurt?”

18. “Why do you have a duck in your bag?”

19. "Why are you listening to the ICarly soundtrack?”

20. “I don’t want to hear about your toe.”

21. “Why can’t we get matching clothes?”

22. “You were sick 5 minutes ago.” “But I’m not sick now.”

23. "I’ve lost my nose.”

24. "Why would I have a problem with you facetiming your cat?”

25. “Is this your dream?”

26. “I don’t understand why you’d think that.”

27. "I’m living life to the fullest extent!”

28. “What do you mean you won’t sleep in the empty bed?!”

29. “I’m part of the pathetic line.”

30. “It’s two a.m., why are you next to me?”

31. “Sex doesn’t make you any better at playing Overwatch.”

32. “No problem friend. I am meme share supreme.”

33. “I can’t go to Taco Bell for a while.”

34. “Can you con someone for group dessert money?”

35. “You look like the manager for Hot Topic.”

36. “Am I supposed to find you laying in my bed in a banana suit hot?”

37. “I can’t find my pants.”

38. “You know I didn’t mean that.”

39. “Who cares if they saw?”

40. “Please come with me.”

41. "Let me shower first!”

42. “What is that?”

43. “I’m not the one doing it.”

44. “I’m not him.”

45. “It’s a secret.”

46. “Did you read it?”

47. “What if I prove you wrong?”

48. “How do we get in?”

49. “Is something wrong with me?”

50. “That’s my theme song.”

51. “Let me stay. Please.”

52. “All I want is you and if I can’t have that-”

53. “Ask for permission.”

54. “Why did you say ‘Daddy’ in your sleep?”

55. “I put trust in you.”

56. “Stay.”

57. “You’re a filthy squid.”

58. "Do you really need those?”

59. "Would you be able to be happy with me?”

60. “Just come here.”

61. "All I was doing was looking for you.”

62. “I feel so fucking stupid.”

63. “I can handle myself.”

64. "It was your fault.”

65. "How did it take me so long to realize?”

66. “It was always you.”

67. “You bought my hip hop monster?”

68. “Don’t start with that again.”

69. “F-Fuck.”

70. “Disgusting.”

71. “We were just joking around, right? Please tell me you knew that.”

72. “Why are you sleeping?”

73. “Why do you want taco bell now?”

74. “Hey, what would my name be if I was a Pokémon?”

75. “All great stories started off shitty. Just like you. Now, fix yourself.”

76. "What’s your favorite meme?”

77. “I left the house today.”

78. “Does this make me some kind of hero?”

79. “You don’t need to know.”

80. “It’s just not that impressive.”

81. “I need some sugar.”

82. “There were two so I figured one was mine-”

83. “Please don’t go.”

84. "Just a bit more-”

85. “Are you subconsciously doing the dance?”

86. “You promised you wouldn’t fall asleep.”

87. "You’re not a bad problem, you’re a good problem. Not a problem, problem.”

88. “Don’t pretend I didn’t just see what you were doing.”

89. “We just don’t really talk anymore.”

90. "Do you think other species have their own kind of drugs? Like something that gets them high?”

91. “Stop stroking your plushie.”

92. "Look, it’s called Joppa!”

93. "You’re just a little baby.”

94. “Ow, my ass.”

95. "Please just take a nap.”

96. "But that was my best pickup line!”

97. "Would you still act the same knowing everyone’s eyes were on you?”

98. “You’re just a memory now.”

99. “Go fuck yourself.”

100. “It’s never gonna happen.”

[yoongiandchiminie]

100 Prompts

1. “Close your eyes and shut up.” 2. “They hide paper towels in their room and I don't know why." 3. “Get over it, pussy." 4. “He yelled yeehaw and I'm not quite sure why.” 5. “No playing video games together is not considered a date.” 6. “Give me anime or give me death.” 7. "Your mom texted to tell me you're pathetic.” 8. "Do you ever look at your hand after you nut and just think “I'm so disgusting.” I call it post nut depression.” 9. “I think I have a kink for being made fun of.” 10. "I can’t believe you woke me up crying over a group.” 11. “You’re just naturally dumb.” 12. “Why did you take a picture praying to an anime character?” 13. "On a scale of 1-10 how bad do you not wanna do this?” “I don’t.” 14. “I’m going to my bed.” “That’s the bathroom.” 15. “I would have stayed if you asked.” 16. “You know I’d do anything for you.” 17. "Are you hurt?” 18. “Why do you have a duck in your bag?” 19. "Why are you listening to the ICarly soundtrack?” 20. “I don’t want to hear about your toe.” 21. “Why can’t we get matching clothes?” 22. “You were sick 5 minutes ago.” “But I’m not sick now.” 23. "I’ve lost my nose.” 24. "Why would I have a problem with you facetiming your cat?” 25. “Is this your dream?” 26. “I don’t understand why you’d think that.” 27. "I’m living life to the fullest extent!” 28. “What do you mean you won’t sleep in the empty bed?!” 29. “I’m part of the pathetic line.” 30. “It’s two a.m., why are you next to me?” 31. “Sex doesn’t make you any better at playing Overwatch.” 32. “No problem friend. I am meme share supreme.” 33. “I can’t go to Taco Bell for a while.” 34. “Can you con someone for group dessert money?” 35. “You look like the manager for Hot Topic.” 36. “Am I supposed to find you laying in my bed in a banana suit hot?” 37. “I can’t find my pants.” 38. “You know I didn’t mean that.” 39. “Who cares if they saw?” 40. “Please come with me.” 41. "Let me shower first!” 42. “What is that?” 43. “I'm not the one doing it.” 44. “I'm not him.” 45. “It's a secret.” 46. “Did you read it?” 47. “What if I prove you wrong?” 48. “How do we get in?” 49. “Is something wrong with me?” 50. “That's my theme song.” 51. “Let me stay. Please.” 52. “All I want is you and if I can't have that-” 53. “Ask for permission.” 54. “Why did you say ‘Daddy’ in your sleep?” 55. “I put trust in you.” 56. “Stay.” 57. “You’re a filthy squid.” 58. "Do you really need those?” 59. "Would you be able to be happy with me?” 60. “Just come here.” 61. "All I was doing was looking for you.” 62. “I feel so fucking stupid.” 63. “I can handle myself.” 64. "It was your fault.” 65. "How did it take me so long to realize?” 66. “It was always you.” 67. “You bought my hip hop monster?” 68. “Don’t start with that again.” 69. “F-Fuck.” 70. “Disgusting.” 71. “We were just joking around, right? Please tell me you knew that.” 72. “Why are you sleeping?” 73. “Why do you want taco bell now?” 74. “Hey, what would my name be if I was a Pokémon?” 75. “All great stories started off shitty. Just like you. Now, fix yourself.” 76. "What’s your favorite meme?” 77. “I left the house today.” 78. “Does this make me some kind of hero?” 79. “You don’t need to know.” 80. “It's just not that impressive.” 81. “I need some sugar.” 82. “There were two so I figured one was mine-” 83. “Please don't go.” 84. "Just a bit more-” 85. “Are you subconsciously doing the dance?” 86. “You promised you wouldn't fall asleep.” 87. "You're not a bad problem, you're a good problem. Not a problem, problem.” 88. “Don't pretend I didn't just see what you were doing.” 89. “We just don't really talk anymore.” 90. "Do you think other species have their own kind of drugs? Like something that gets them high?” 91. “Stop stroking your plushie.” 92. "Look, it's called Joppa!” 93. "You're just a little baby.” 94. “Ow, my ass.” 95. "Please just take a nap.” 96. "But that was my best pickup line!” 97. "Would you still act the same knowing everyone's eyes were on you?” 98. “You're just a memory now.” 99. “Go fuck yourself.” 100. “It's never gonna happen.”

[toast-connoisseur]

All the "weird asks"

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? -I’m actually obsessed with coffee mugs and tea cups even though I don’t drink coffee nor tea.

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? -Chocolate bars

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? -Cotton Candy!

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? -It’s funny because I actually found some of my old report cards recently... they range from “a pleasure to have in class!” to “danger of failing the course” even though my grade for both of those would be an “A” ?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? -The soda from a bottle from Mexico hits completely different.

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? -Personally, I don’t dress like any of those but I am attracted to tomboys.

7. earbuds or headphones? -Depends. Mostly, earbuds.

8. movies or tv shows? -Movies.

9. favorite smell in the summer? -All the seasonal smells from the stores!

10. game you were best at in p.e.? -Softball or tennis.

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? -One slice of toast and one egg.

12. name of your favorite playlist? -I made my friend a playlist called “Emo Turn Up” and I like that one a lot.

13. lanyard or key ring? -Key ring, but I have a lanyard because I tend to leave my purse in the car and that way I can just carry my keys around my neck. Also, my lanyard is Nightmare Before Christmas themed, so she’s beautiful.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? -Lollipops, actually lol

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? -Rosemary’s Baby. Although, I kind of got to pick the book for my assignment.

16. most comfortable position to sit in? -One leg is usually elevated while the other has my foot flat on the ground.

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? -My Chuck Taylor’s!

18. ideal weather? -I have two technically. I love blue skies with a slight breeze but I also love windy rainy weather.

19. sleeping position? -On my side, on leg curled up and the other straight (kind of like how I sit) while I hold a pillow to my chest.

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? -Notebook and post its!

21. obsession from childhood? -Stickers!! Although I never actually stuck them anywhere except on other papers or just left them on their page. I collected them so I didn’t like them getting ugly.

22. role model? -Dita Von Teese!

23. strange habits? -I guess if it’s habit, I probably wouldn’t consider it strange. I do write everything down. Like, everything. I have a list of every movie I’ve ever watched (I had to stop updating it because it was giving me anxiety due to how many movies I watch), I make post it notes that I eventually compile into notebook pages. Any information I never want to lose gets written down somewhere.

24. favorite crystal? Aventurine

25. first song you remember hearing? -It would’ve been something in Spanish. Most likely one of the many songs my mom used to sing to me.

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? -Although I rarely get to do it: sitting in the sun/going to the beach or a pool. If it’s warm with a breeze I can lay outside for quite some time.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? -Watch movies on the couch with a blanket over me.

28. five songs to describe you? -Brown Eyed Girl (the original is nice but I love the Reel Big Fish version), Because I’m Awesome (The Dollyrots), Hot Mess (Cobra Starship), I’m Just a Kid (even though I’m almost 25. Simple Plan), Independent (Webbie)

29. best way to bond with you? -Be open and honest. I love talking about books, movies, and music but talk to me about conspiracy theories and ghost stories and you’ll have my heart. I love when people have stories revolving around their culture. I’m Mexican and we have lots of myths and stories to swap so it’s awesome.

30. places that you find sacred? -A person’s bedroom can be sacred. Call me silly but Disneyland is kind of sacred to me. It hold so many wonderful memories. I only like to share certain spots with certain people sometimes.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? -Probably whatever outfit I have on at the moment. I don’t really plan to kick anyone’s ass let alone want to plan a whole outfit for it. I assume leggings and a t shirt will do?

32. top five favorite vines? -omg I miss vine! I was actually going through vines on YouTube recently... The “Miss Keisha” vine always kills me, any vine with Sarah Baska, anything that Zane and Heath ever made, Jay Versace has really funny vines too, and I still quote the “welcome to Chilis” vine constantly. Picking 5 is way too hard.

33. most used phrase in your phone? -“it be like that sometimes” or “yaaaaaaas”

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? -The Red Robin commercial and the O’Riley Auto Parts one play in my head on loop at the worst times.

35. average time you fall asleep? -I lay down around 9ish but don’t actually fall asleep until 10PM

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? -That’s way too hard to remember. Probably something I would consider really stupid now.

37. suitcase or duffel bag? -Depends on how long I’ll be away/how many clothes I’ll need. Usually, a suitcase.

38. lemonade or tea? -Lemonade.

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? -omg why would you make me pick?! Lemon meringue pie though...

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? -I went to a public high school in LA. We mostly had riots and fights and I stayed away from all of that.

41. last person you texted? -Jayla. I need her to wake up so I can tell her about my dream about Beyoncé.

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? -Por que no los dos?! I like buying men’s jean jackets because they have pockets inside though...

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? -Depends. I tend to get cold easily so I usually start with a cardigan but I love jean jackets.

44. favorite scent for soap? -just plain ol clean??

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? -Fantasy

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? -Depends on the weather but usually just shorts and a t shirt.

47. favorite type of cheese? -Mozzarella

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? -Grapes. Sweet and sometimes a little sour lol

49. what saying or quote do you live by? -“Let your imaginarlo run free”. I actually have it tattooed on my right bicep.

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? -My friends always get me to laugh really hard. I think the hardest I’ve ever laughed was when my friend tried to say something and she completely botched the sentence so it was pure gibberish and yet I understood her? We just looked at each other and burst into laughter.

51. current stresses? -Work, school, life... the usual??

52. favorite font? -Arial

53. what is the current state of your hands? -I am typing my answers to these questions on my phone...

54. what did you learn from your first job? -I only have infinite patience for kids, not adults.

55. favorite fairy tale? -Used to be Cinderella, but I was never really one for fairy tales tbh

56. favorite tradition? -I don’t actually have any. Never really had anyone to have traditions with.

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? -2018 was an entire struggle, car crashes because idiot drivers crashed into mine and totaled mine (TWICE), my entire life as a whole has been a struggle tbh. Every day is one that I try my hardest to overcome.

58. four talents you’re proud of having? -I don’t really consider myself as someone with any talent, let alone four, but... A mathematician once taught me how to divide any number by five in my head, I’m pretty good at mimicking certain accents, idk of this counts as a talent but I can drink quite a bit before I actually feel anything, I can recite certain movies down to what song will play during certain scenes, and I would consider myself the ultimate Disneyland tour guide. That’s five but it’s all I can think of so if one doesn’t sound like one, we have an extra.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? -“Oh shit, here we go again...”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? -I know nothing about anime so I wouldn’t even know. I would want to make a joke about being in the ones that are essentially pornos but I’m probably wrong with that too.

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? -“The greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.” Idk if the line comes from elsewhere but I first heard it in the movie Moulin Rouge and it has stuck with me since.

62. seven characters you relate to? -Oh geez, I don’t really relate to any tbh but seven characters I like: Princess Tiana, Shane from The L Word, Theo from the Netflix version of A Haunting of Hill House, Satine from Moulin Rouge, Wall-E, Cassandra from Saved!, and The Grinch (as wonderfully played by Jim Carrey)

63. five songs that would play in your club? -Act Up (City Girls), Motivation (Normani), LGBT (Cupcakke), Alcohol (Millionaires, lol), My Type (Saweetie)

64. favorite website from your childhood? -Neopets!

65. any permanent scars? -I have one from when I stuck my hand in a garbage can because I was looking for something and wound up cutting myself on all the glass that had been thrown in. The scar is super tiny and on my pinkie lol

66. favorite flower(s)? -Roses and carnations

67. good luck charms? -I don’t have any anymore.

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? -I tried sea urchin once and I swear I can still taste it.

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? -All leaves have symmetry (unless tampered with)

70. left or right handed? -I’m right handed but I use my left hand as dominant for a lot of stuff? It’s weird.

71. least favorite pattern? One that isn’t symmetrical.

72. worst subject? -I was once good at math and now I’m horrible.

73. favorite weird flavor combo? -Some think syrup on bacon is gross but I love when the syrup from my pancakes falls on it!

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? -10

75. when did you lose your first tooth? -I have no idea. I lost all my baby teeth early on. I’ll go with 5 or 6...

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? -Can’t go wrong with French Fries!

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? -I recently revived the orchid my boss has on his windowsill and I’m quite proud of that.

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? -I don’t drink coffee but I love sushi...

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? -Now, my driver’s license photo. I retook it recently lol

80. earth tones or jewel tones? -Jewel (with a mix of earth?)

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? -There’s a difference? Fireflies, I guess?

82. pc or console? -Console, though I love PC games.

83. writing or drawing? -I’m shit at drawing but I love to doodle. Writing is my favorite though.

84. podcasts or talk radio? -Podcasts

84. barbie or polly pocket? -My childhood nickname is Barbie (my middle name is Barbara) so I only played with Barbies even though I only dressed them because I liked their clothes and then then threw them to the side to play other games.

85. fairy tales or mythology? -Mythology

86. cookies or cupcakes? -Cookies

87. your greatest fear? -Being buried alive.

88. your greatest wish? -To be truly happy.

89. who would you put before everyone else? -My family/close friends.

90. luckiest mistake? -My entire life? I guess it would be taking a job in a field I knew nothing about which led me to learn about said field. I’m now somewhat successful in that field.

91. boxes or bags? -Depends on what I’m carrying but I love boxes. Bags are much easier though... I guess I’ll go with bags.

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? -Sunlight/sunset.

93. nicknames? -Barbie, a friend in high school used to call me West Side Story because my first name is Maria, Barbz...

94. favorite season? -Fall

95. favorite app on your phone? -I like IG

96. desktop background? -Wildflowers

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? -5? My friends have changed their numbers before so I remember their old numbers only lol

98. favorite historical era? -I love the fashion of the fashion and cars of the 1940s but I would never want to go back. We’re barely making any progress towards equality as is so going back would not be an option for me.

Thanks for the questions, Anon!💞

[peniparkour]

All the prime numbers

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Yeah, if I like you, you’re hot to me.

3. Are you a virgin?

いいえ

5. Are you in love?

Yes I am!!

7. Can you commit to one person?

Yes.

9. Describe your perfect mate

A guy who’s 5’11, Mexican, buff, cute, and named Miguel.

11. Do you ever want to get married?

Eventually.

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Nope

15. Do you have any piercings?

Ears

17. Do you like kissing in public?

I don’t like it or dislike it, but if I wanna kiss you I’m gonna kiss you.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I’m pretty sure the best bae @spiderhombre2099 does

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Yeah is that hard?

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Already am

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

Yup! An ex-girlfriend used it to try to propose and i just kind of,, dipped,, it was awkward,,

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Nope

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Nope

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

Yup

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yup!!

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Once. It was the girlfriend who proposed to me.

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Yeah

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

...maybe...

43. How long was your longest relationship?

6 months

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

1

47. How old are you?

18

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

It’s hard to pick one? But I like that he appreciates my stupid jokes

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

Yeah, multiple people

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

I’d hope not

55. Share a relationship story.

Miguel pointed out once that one of our dogs chewed off the ass part of my panties and my reply was “now they’re like assless chaps”

57. Things you want to say to an ex

“Your song was ok”

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Their face

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

Sorry I’m a child of god I don’t know what that is

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

Sending dirty memes and see where that goes

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Cuddling in bed and watching horror movies

69. What turns you off?

Someone chewing with their mouth open or doesn’t know how to shower

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

[Redacted]

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

Make me food

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

After my parents died my uncle Ben would take me to their graves 4 times a year and we’d have a little picnic and we’d tell them what happened during the past few months

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

If they’re legal and have the same maturity level I guess it’s ok

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

Never

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

Miguel

🅱️arma

Allison Hargreeves

Ted Logan

Poe Dameron

83. Who was your first kiss with?

This girl named Ami in 6th grade

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

If I could meet them before we decided we were actually gonna date

[red1sweird]

ALLLLLLL of the creepy asks things

Well then, anon, prepare for a long-ass post

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

Yeah, it was my mom, so of course she meant it

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

What the fuck, no, I’m still in high school

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

Uh, proooobablyyyy when I summoned my fourth Eliwood, a really good unit, but I kinda wanted Leo and/or Ike?

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

Probably not, I’m really shy

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

No, I’ve never been in a relationship, and I practically don’t have a love life (I have had crushes now and then but really they’ve kinda came and went)

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

Today? No, and I can’t remember if I’ve heard a song at all that reminded me of someone

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

Jeans, socks, a volleyball t-shirt, nothing fancy

8. How often do you listen to music?

It really depends on how I’m feeling, sometimes it’s often and sometimes it’s not

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

I only own one pair of sweats, so jeans but I wish it were sweats cause they’re way more comfortable

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

??? It’s 2017??? But I guess it kinda did since I got my first laptop (I’m using it rn actually) 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

Antisocial, no question

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

Nope

13. What about ‘R’?

No14. Can you drive a stick shift?

A what?

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

Well, I try not to, but it hurts

16. Are you going out of town soon?

Yep. I go to my mom’s home country of Honduras every summer, and I’m going to Tampa this summer too

17. When was the last time you cried?

When I summoned my Takumi, Robin, and Roy simultaneously

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

Does my family count?

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

Nah, I like my brown eye color

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

I dunno, school I guess? But My last day was today so :/

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

What kind of stereotypical straight girl wrote this?

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

I’ve never been in a relationship, and it would be incest, because it was my sister

24. What are you sitting on right now?

My bed

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

No, my best friend says he loves me as a sister but that’s it

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

No, I have no interest in relationships

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

My sister

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

No not really

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

A volleyball tournament

30. Does anyone hate you?

Probably, i just don’t know (My sister doesn’t count cause we’ve said that since 2004)

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

No, I’m a minor, so I can’t drink, and due to past experiences, I don’t want to drink when I’m 21

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

Fuck no

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

Why??? Would I want that???

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

Third grade

35. Did you have a dream last night?

Not that I can remember

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

This morning

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

No, I’ll literally be in college and that’s a bad idea

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Maybe, today someone told me they had a crush on me last year, but got over it

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

If you don’t count my mom, who loves me and my sister to death

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

Yeah, I went to Milwaukee with my class and it was fun

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

Please see questions 5 and 23

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

Yeah, everyone in my class, actually, because we’re having a little end-of-the-year thing

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

My parents

44. What’s the best part about school?

I guess hanging out with my friends

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

I don’t have a facebook lmao, my parents probably have pictures of me on their accounts tho

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

One time 2 years ago I did

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

Yep

48. Were you single over the last summer?

Please see previous questions

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

No, I was in middle school back then

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

Nothing, actually

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

Not really, he’s just some dude in my class

52. Are you nice to everyone?

I try

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Depends on the context. Crush? No. As a friend? Yeah

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Yeah, I’ve gone through a lot of bullshit that had to do with cheating (long story) and I’m pretty sure my partner is gonna have a very loyal wife/girlfriend

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

I don’t know lol

56. Do you think you like someone?

Nope

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

No

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

Either is fine

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

Uhhhh no

60. Do you hate anyone?

Trump Eh, not really

61. How’s your heart?

It’s in…perfect condition…?

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

Oh, yes. A million times yes

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

These relationship questions are stupid, no

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

Probably my sister or my step-sister lmao

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

Pink isn’t my color, and I haven’t painted them in a while

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

It’s probably gonna be my dear mother, so no

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

Who wrote these?

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

Thankfully, no

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

I had to call my mom to pick me up from the bus stop when I got back from Milwaukee yesterday

70. How do you look right now?

A mess

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

Nah, not really

72. Can you commit to one person?

In a romantic or platonic relationship?

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

Yeah, his name is my best friend (I respect his privacy okay)

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

Tons of times

75. Did you wake up cranky?

Not this morning, but I have yeah

76. Are you a jealous person?

Kindaaaa

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

Nope

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

(Don’t tell him I said this) My best friend is kinda overbearing, and a little show offy, and he’s kinda being really annoyinh to everyone soo…

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

My older sister (not the other one, who is younger)

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

Go to church (I was raised catholic)

81. Last person you cried in front of?

I don’t think I’ve cried in front of anyone since I was a little girl

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

My entire class is pretty unforgettable

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

I don’t have feelings for anyone lmao

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

Talking about memes, my older sister is pretty lit

85. Are you over your past?

If you don’t count that one embarrassing thing I did years ago, yea

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

Nope

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

They’re called parents who are good at parenting, maybe when you’re a parent, you can try it

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

Lmao what “true love”

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

I’d let my mom in, she lives here

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

I don’t think so

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

Nooooope

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

Yep, he’s the shortest person in the class lmao

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

No, but I know a Matthew

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

See the other relationship questions

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

I haven’t had a crush since the fifth grade lol

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

My mom is really pretty

97. Who do you have texts from?

Mainly my parents, my siblings, sometimes my friends

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

I wouldn’t care as long as they’re happy

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Not counting family, no

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

No one, on instagram, it’s literally Takumi, on here it’s chrom, but I did have a pfp with my cousin once

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

I’ve never kissed anyone ever lmao

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

When i had my last ��crush’ in fifth grade

Wow that took a long time, but there you go, anon

[jooces]

1 - Who was the last person you texted? cutie numba 1

2 - When is your birthday? sept 25

3 - Who do you want to be with right now? just me :)

4 - What sports do you play? I don’t play anymore :(

5 - Who is the first person in your contacts? my sister

6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment? been bumpin rayman brain games

7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with? loren

8 - What do you feel right now? a bit sluggish

9 - What chocolate is your favorite? dark

10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have? one for a very cute 2 weeks

11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account? for the blogging in 09

12 - Who is your favorite blogger? @brokendildo i love the memes and facebook thanks u

13 - Where do you want to be right now? exactly where I am :)

14 - What do you want to be in the future? successful in what i choose to pursue

15 - When was the last time you cried? Why? i laughed really hard that i cried on my date a couple of times the other night

16 - Are you happy? yes :)

17 - Who do you miss? i miss dujon already!

18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life? no

19 - What was the best thing you were given? attention

20 - Who was the last person who called you? Prince

21 - What is your favorite dish? I can’t say I have one, I miss my mom’s cooking a bit

22 - Who is your bestfriend? loren/cara/maria/aiden

23 - What is your biggest regret? keeping quiet when i should have shared my feelings

24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner? hell no

25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with? lmao kyle

26 - Name someone pretty. loren <3

27 - Who was the last person you hugged? dujon

28 - What kind of music do you listen to? chill sht

29 - Are you over your past? YES LAWD

30 - Who is the last person in your contacts? wordplay 92

31 - What kind of person do you want to date? someone tall, who knows how to make me laugh, and is cool with treating me like the queen i am <3

32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night? no

33 - From whom was the last text message you received? cutie numba 1

34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt? jeans

35 - How’s your heart? full

36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”? no but I have had relations..

37 - Do you like someone as of the moment? >:) maybe

38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend? what’s good homeboy

39 - Do you have any phobias? fear of heights, naturally

40 - Did you try to change for a person? yes, and it failed so fast I can’t be anyone other than me that’s just it

41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone? i gave someone a big ass blade because i kno what they like, big ass blades

42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship? it was kindof a fluke

43 - Are you in a good or bad mood? good

44 - Name someone you can’t live without. loren <3

45 - Describe your dream date. he makes me laugh the entire time, doesn’t matter what we do.

46 - Describe your dream wedding. us, the close friends and family - doesn’t have to be OD, but a celebration for sure

47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s? zero

48 - Have you ever been kissed? yes

49 - How long is your longest relationship? it was like 2 weeks my g

50 - Do you regret your past? no

51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else? I’ve done it

52 - Have you ever cried over someone? one time only

53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone? no, I’m working on being less bitter

54 - Are you a crybaby? no

55 - Do people praise you for your looks? they better damn my eyebrows too amazing

56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t? yes! asshole! we’re cool

57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret? yes

58 - Do you like getting hurt? no, unless it’s a sexual thing

59 - Does anyone hate you? who gives af

60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”? lmao no

61 - What hair color do you prefer? no preference

62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it? ?QUE im flawless

63 - Do you love someone as of the moment? i love a lot of someones, romantically speaking - no

64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself? i remember having a stint in college but i threw out the drugs and not myself

65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school? lol im done w school

66 - Can you live without internet? no, it’s part of my day job

67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone? can’t say i have one - This Must Be The Place always makes me think of cute boys tho

68 - Are you good at holding back your tears? yes

69 - Are you a crybaby? no (repeat question)

70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical? yes lmao @  my siblings

71 - Are you a KPOP fan? no

72 - Do you study hard? “yes”

73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love? yes

74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight? yes (aw thank u friend)

75 - Have you ever ridden a boat? yes

76 - Did you have an accident last year? not that i remember

77 - What kind of person are you? a kind one, and a sarcastic one

78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone? no

79 - Have you ever been jealous? yes

80 - How can you prove your love to someone? i start by giving them attention, that’s more than i can say for many people

81 - What are you thinking right now? how the workday is almost over

82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts? WERDS AIDS

83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase? no

84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel? no

85 - Did you ever badmouth someone? yes, fuck em

86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone? yes

87 - Do you have trust issues? no

88 - Are you broken-hearted? no

89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? cute boy numba 2

90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it? it is

91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”? yes

92 - Who do you want to marry? i don’t know

93 - Do you believe in destiny? no

94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”? yes

95 - How do you look right now? cute

96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies? no

97 - Have you found your true love? i don’t know

98 - What should you be doing right now? work lol

99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends. chris <3 aw

100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough? never that

[exactly45angrybaldpeople]

50-100

50) How do i destress?

Nuttin  Meditation and relaxing music

51) Do I like confrontation?

GOd no jesus christ whatever problems i got just gonna internalize that shit

52) When do I feel most at peace?

When it’s 2 am and I finished my homework and im bout to hit the hay

53) What makes me smile?

Making people happy, being praised, memes

54) Do I sleep with the lights on or off?

Off, I want darkness to hold me like its love

55) Play any sports? 

Lots of “tennis”

56) What is my song of the week? 

This masterpiece

57) Favorite drink?

Root beer

58) 

When did I last send a handwritten letter to somebody?

During my math class, it was a picture of a dick

59) Afraid of heights?

Hell yeah

60) Pet Peeve? 

Getting talked over or interrupted

61) Last concert ive been to?

Never been to one!

62) Am I vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian?

I eat meat and nothing but

63) What occupation I wanted when I was younger?

Video game tester

64) Have I ever had a friend turned enemy?

More of friend to an acquaintance

65) What fictional universe I would like to be a part of?

Monster Musume  At the top of my head probably Boku No Hero Acadamia 

66) Something I worry about?

whether or not ill have a date to prom

67) Scared of the dark?

Only after a spooky movie

68) Who are my best friends?

Probs this one guy I knew since kindergarden

69) What do I admire most about others? 

Personality also ass but whatev

70) Can I sing?

FUCK no

71) Something I wish I could do?

Maintain a relationship rip

72) If I win the lottery what would I do?

Pay my college tuition

73) Have I skipped school?

Yup, just cause i was feelin lazy

74) Fav place on the planet?

In your arms Arbys

75) Where do I want to live?

Maybe somewhere near the coast, if not space

76) Do I have any pets?

2 dogs!

77) My current desktop picture?

Both the royal familes of Fire Emblem Fates

78) Early bird or night owl?

Night owl most def

79) Sunrise or sunset?

Sunset

80) Can I drive?

I got my permit and can get my liscence anytime

81) Story behind my last kiss?

It was after Goosebumps (The movie) and I told the girl if she wanted a kiss then gave her a bag of hershey kisses then smoochy smooch smooch

82) Earphones or headphones?

Earphones

83) Have I ever had braces?

Unfortunately

84) Story behind one of my scars? 

When I was a kid I jumped on my sister’s friend’s face and her teeth scraped my chin

85) Fav genre of music?

Rock

86) Who is my hero?

The wild mail man from Fallout New Vegas

87) Fav comic book character?

SPiderman hands down

88) What makes me really angry?

Being told im stupid for messing up something

89) Kindle or real book? 

Real deal yo

90) Fav sporty activity

“Tennis” I really liked karate when I was younger

91) One thing not taught in schools that should be?

Self care (Like how to cook, pay taxes, and shit)

92) Fav subject at school?

English

93) Siblings?

I am the youngest of three sisters!

94) Last thing I bought?

Star Wars Battlefront 2 from my steam

95) How tall am I?

5 ft 11 in

96) Can I cook?

Nope lol

97) Can I bake?

420 nope

98) 3 things I love?

Dogs, making people smile, and food

99) 3 things I hate?

Unnecessarily dickish people, loud people in movie theaters, being judged

100) More boy friends or more girl friends?

Boys, but maybe by like 2

[silvorefrost]

10o character devolpment stuffs

Part 1: The Basics

(WITH MY OC ENDY WHO IS IN MY ICON)

1. What is your full name?

Edward Moreno Fisbach 2.Where and when were you born?

The end, Mincraftia on August 20th 3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)

Well i originaly thought my dad was Erebus Fisbach but i found out my father is really Erebus's brother Morpheus Fisbach.

My mom is Nyx Fisbach 4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?

Biologicaly wise i have my brother Nether and my sis....oh...right shes....more actualy my cousin now....uh...nonno i have my sister portia! im not letting some dumb thing get in my way of calling my sister my sister =3=

then considerd theres my big sibs, dank~! owo their so cool ;;w;;

5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.

um i basicly live with my boyfreind meme! its a nice medium sized house~! with a nice front yard too~!

and as for meme hes just...so wonderful. he helps me so much even when he has problems of his own....hes as sweet as the cookies he loves to eat~! 6. What is your occupation?

ummm general dragon king of the end 7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.

ugh do i have to? huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh ok okok

im 6ft 2 with messy black hair and tan skin. i have amethyst color eyes and black birthmarks on my skin. i have 2 purple dragons horns, wings and a tail. i usualy have black clawed hands but sometimes those are hard to work with bleh. um im an enderdragon. um i really just kinda wear anything and my weights kinda in the....200 300 range? im pretty chubby nowadays especialy with lkhslkdhf yeah 8. To which social class do you belong?

i guess.....im rich? i think? i dunno dude im a freakin dragon 9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?

mmmmmmmmmm...i care too much pfft. and uh well physical weakness right now is im pregnant pfft 10. Are you right- or left-handed?

left handed 11. What does your voice sound like?

uhhhh kinda between tenor and base i guess i dunno 12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?

oh dear and i love you 13. What do you have in your pockets?

ummmm my 3ds....my wallet...uhhh....mmm my truck keys. OO! A COOKIE! 14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?

umm i have a habit of saying umm alot obviously and i stutter when im nervous and ill also play with my tail when im nervous.

i also sometimes need to chew on a block of wood

Part 2: Growing Up

15. How would you describe your childhood in general?

shitty

16. What is your earliest memory?

seeing my moms eyes

17. How much schooling have you had?

LMAO 18. Did you enjoy school?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA 19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?

my mom and my "dad" or shitface mcgee as everyone calls him

20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.

my mom 21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?

nether and i....we kinda had a rocky relationship... 22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

free

23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?

i liked looking for gems. when i could sneak away it was so fun~! 24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?

reckless. courageous. caring. 25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?

............

26. When and with whom was your first kiss?

................................................... 27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.

dude i was just born this way

Part 3: Past Influences

29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

finaly kicking erebus ass 30. Who has had the most influence on you?

..............

31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

beating erebus

32. What is your greatest regret?

.............(tears up) 33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

(sobbing) 34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?

(more crying) 35. When was the time you were the most frightened?

.....................st op...... 36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?

(sniffles) um......i ripped my pants once. 37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?

(crys more) 38. What is your best memory?

(still crying) 39. What is your worst memory?

(full on bawling)

Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions-----AFTER 40 MINUTES---

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?

(wipes face) uhhh i try to be optimistic.... 41. What is your greatest fear?

being alone. 42. What are your religious views?

nothing really. 43. What are your political views?

umm dont really care all i know is that trump guy is bad news and i wanna eat him. 44. What are your views on sex?

(face turns bright purple) uHHHH I-ITS O-OK I G-GUESS LKHLKDHG 45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont like it unless someoen deserves it 46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?

.......kill a child..... 47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?

y-yeah! actualy i do. 48. What do you believe makes a successful life?

ummmmm i dont know haha 49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?

.................... 50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?

what no that stuffs stupid.

51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?

kill a child. becuase ive already done enough damage.

52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?

meme and everyone else i love. if i had to give my life up for them id do it.

Part 5: Relationships With Others

53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?

i try to be nice to everyone. 54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?

uhhh thats meme. well and my kids of course! 55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?

uh thats a tie between my mom and my big sibs and my other dad sky! my mom well pfttt is my mom and dad well hes just so smart. but my big sibs. well their just so great! their so supportive and theyve been through so much! their so caring their just always there. their just (tears up)...god their so cool.

56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.

oh! ah my freinds are nonny, brynjar, miss loca, uhh dylan...jack....and alot of others! 57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.

ah meme. hehe. hes so sweet and supportive and even if hes done something bad he tries his best to make up for it and he tries to learn from his mistake. hes so great. (smiles happily and closes eyes) hes my rainbow watermelon. and ill do anything to help him and keep him safe.

also his chub and eyes are just the best and they make me squeal becuase holy shit

58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.

............................

59. What do you look for in a potential lover?

i dont wanna answer this.

60. How close are you to your family?

pretty close! 61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?

yeah i have 5 kids! one on the way! (rests hand on stomach) about 2 and a half months along. 2 of them are all grown up. aaron and asher. um...then theres kira and nile...their.....currently missing......but um then theres haku! hes techincaly 5. he um was born unsualy so really hes actualy only like 6 months old its a really long story. and then there kiddo number 6... their names going to be dakota. i cant wait to meet them

62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?

mom or my big sibs. or nether. or meme. really anyone i care about. my other dad sky, definietly. hes so spportive!

63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?

nether meme and my big sibs honestly. lord have mercy on anyone who goes up against those 3 64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?

alot of people i guess.

65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA erebus my uncle 66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?

avoid

67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?

im a king i have to 68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?

not exactly cuz my anxiety acts up but i have to do it anyway 69. Do you care what others think of you?

yes and no its complicated

Part 6: Likes And Dislikes

70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?

POKEMON B O I 71. What is your most treasured possession?

a purple seashell and a plushie off myself that meme made me 72. What is your favorite color?

B O I 73. What is your favorite food?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon

74. What, if anything, do you like to read?

ye! i like to read all sorts of things 75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?

POK E M O N 76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?

i did smoke but i had to quit . and why did i do it? it helped with my anixiety 77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?

watchin gyoutube 78. What makes you laugh?

funny cat videos 79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?

mm racist and homophobic transphobics assholes 80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?

pokemon how man times do i have to say it? that or anime 81. How do you deal with streSS?

i dont pfft 82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?

No idea. 83. What are your pet peeves?

i dont know???

Part 7: Self Images And Etc.

84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?

mm wake up eat watch meme play games nap wake up eat snuggle with meme play video games the sleep and disrupted i dont care

85. What is your greatest strength as a person?

hardheadnes i guess 86. What is your greatest weakness?

alot of things 87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

everything 88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?

dont know

89. Are you generally organized or messy?

messy im a damn dragon cmon.

90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.

good

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taking care of kids, giving snuggles and cooking.

bad

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you dont need to know pffttt

91. Do you like yourself?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAH no 92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…)

wut

93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?

i dont know.

94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

proably living with meme and our child 95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?

drowning.

96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.

ummmm the first thing i'd do is hard to explain but the second is say all my good byes. and uhh....i dont wanna say the last one.

97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?

that i was nice

98. What three words best describe your personality?

loving

depressed

paranoid

99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?

...................... 100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character

endy plz calm it ok dude

[i-amusemyself]

All Lets Get Personal.

Thanks anon!! My depressed ass needed something to do

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

It really depends on my mood tbh. But judging by my YouTube playlists:

Church- Fall out boy; Hopeless Wanderer- Mumford and Sons (its a jam okay?); Summertime- my chemical romance; so cold- ben cocks; this is me- keala settle and killing in the same- rage against the machine

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Lmao idk I dont have much of an interest in anyone atm. I still think itd be cool to meet kaitlyn alexander ig

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

You recognise each other the moment your eyes meet. It’s a question and answer book and the question is about soulmates or something

4: What do you think about most?

What it is I need to do to stop feeling anxious or stressed since it’s a daily battle

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“it was hillarious but I couldn’t say “lmao I’ve seen women take bigger” so I just let the conversation die but I was urging to show him a savage video and ruin him just to be right but then I stopped myself”

Yes, it is as bad in context as out of it.

Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

Depends how warm it is tbh

What’s your strangest talent?

Talent? What’s that?? Idk I’m quite good at picking up languages super fast for some unknown reason (but i can forget them just as quick soo

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

Girls are hot hot hot they make me gay

Boys are hot hot hot they make me gay

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Nah, but I’m not major sad about it since that’d be so awkward

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Oh gosh um probably in the car the other day, canny remember which song it was tho

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

I seriously hate water like to the point I chose my uni based on where the lakes were. I also hate stuffed toys with voice boxes. 

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Probably but I don’t remember

13: What’s your religion?

I’m an athiest

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Walking between indoor places

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind it! I’m not photogenic

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Ummmmmmm idk. I genuinly don’t know. I probably listen to five finger death punch most atm?

17: What was the last lie you told?

I said I was feeling good lmao

18: Do you believe in karma?

I don’t know, but I like to hope it does to make myself feel better 

19: What does your URL mean?

I think it’s pretty self explanatory

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

My greatest weakness? Probably my low opinion of myself or my associated jealousy.

My greatest strength? A few years ago I mightve said my resilience but I’m not sure I ever have that anymore. Idk, maybe my need to always keep improving as a person

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

See number 2 tbh

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Yah every time I have a bath

23: How do you vent your anger?

I send massive long rant paragraphs to my closest friends and try not to do anything stupid or unhealthy

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

I have a pretty big collection of reaction images and memes

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

I hate both but video chatting is slightly better

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

I suppose. I’m closer to being happy with them than I ever have been and that’s what matters.

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

At this point I hate the sound of my alarm more than most things and I love... idk music. Does that count?

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if I’d stood up for myself more?

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

I don’t know as I believe in ghosts but I’m fascinated by the people who do. As for aliens ofc they exist.

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

I touch sofa. Both times. I’m sat on a sofa.

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

I smell rabbit since he’s currently sat with me in a box. I got lonely.

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

Gosh I don’t know. I can’t really think of anywhere I’ve hated being, besides home sometimes. I don’t know, no where has been that bad since I always try to make the best of it.

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

East coast

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Opposite eh? Lmaoooo

Okay I actually have quite a thing for the lead singer of motionless in white. Make of that what you will.

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

To be happy, to go good and to die with as few regrets as possible

36: Define Art.

Fuck. Something visual this is made to be aesthetically pleasing or convey a message. I guess.

37: Do you believe in luck?

I’m not entirely sure what luck is. Maybe?

38: What’s the weather like right now?

Fekkin horrible, you wouldn’t know it’s spring. It’s grey and wet and windy and cold.

39: What time is it?

17:51

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

I have a full license but haven’t actually driven since my test, so I haven’t had a chance to crash.

41: What was the last book you read?

When breath becomes air. It’s about being a doctor.

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

I adore it yaas

43: Do you have any nicknames?

Char, (wholemeal) chorlo and Thot lmao

44: What was the last film you saw?

Love, Simon

Go see it, it’s gay and beautiful!

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Idk, I broke my humorous after dislocating my elbow once. But that was ages ago

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Hundreds lmao thats my childhood right there

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

I’m too depressed to have much of an interest in anything tbh. Even when I’m not I don’t tend to get That Invested.

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

Bisexual, ig. Though saying it never feels right for some reason.

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

A few, a few. One being that I was a lesbian years before even I knew I wasn’t straight. 

50: Do you believe in magic?

Not really but who knows

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

The threshold for grudges is pretty high but if I have one I’ll be bitter til the day I die

52: What is your astrological sign?

Libra

53: Do you save money or spend it?

I swing wildly between saving loads and spending loads. Healthy.

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

Um I mean I paid the deposit on a house, does that count?

55: Love or lust?

Love, for sure

56: In a relationship?

Yeah XD

57: How many relationships have you had?

This is like my third proper one

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Nope

59: Where were you yesterday?

At home on my tod again, revising

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Nah

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

Yuup

62: What’s your favourite animal?

I love all the animals I can’t pick a favourite. I love alpacas, chimps, gorrillas, orangutans, lizards, elephants, octopuses etc etc

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Excessive praying and reblogging lucky posts

64: Where is your best friend?

Tbh I have multiple, one in the next village, one 6 hours south and one 4000 miles away

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

Christ um, people I spam with likes most are probably @oneshappyplace @apricot-el @only-slightly-dangerous @succeeding and @setheverman

66: What is your heritage?

I’m white as a toilet so my family probably murdered a lot of innocent people

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

Umm I was skyping my boyf and playing a game online with him

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

Trump

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

Yeah, haven’t most people?

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

I like to think so yeah. Though I do have a lot of breakdowns so maybe without that part. @ my friends I apologise

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Help the dog. Though realistically I probably couldn’t do it alone, so would call someone over to help and leave asap to not be so late.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

I think I’d tell the people closest to me, yeah. I don’t know what I’d do though. Probably book as many flights as possible and visit all the countries I’ve always wanted to go to. I guess I’d probably write my will and organise a funeral too. I don’t think I’d be too afraid, just, idk, sad? I don’t want to disappear to nothingness yet, even if I won’t know when it happens.

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Argh that’s horrid. I mean trust is essential for all relationships imo. But if I had no love at all in my life I doubt I’d live very long at all. So... love? No wait,,, trust. Yeah trust.

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men. It reminds me of a school trip years ago to Belgium that was such a good time

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

8008

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Well, trust ig, being able to talk about anything, a good balance of affection and roasting. Idk

77: How can I win your heart?

Be kind, be funny and have layers.

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

I suppose so 

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

The decision to reply to the message that appeared in my inbox right before I was going to end it. There were plenty, but I only opened that one. The person who sent it changed my life.

80: What size shoes do you wear?

7

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Either a pun or something ominous. Maybe both.

82: What is your favourite word?

Probably sorry since I say it a lot

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Love, followed quickly by the mental image of a dissected heart

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

I amuse myself. Gotta keep up that brand sponning.

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

Don’t feel like dancing by the scissor sisters lmao

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

Black, red and purple

87: What is your current desktop picture?

Just a galaxy

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

Donald. Trump. When in close proximity to Mike Pence too.

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

Besides “what are your credit card details”? Idk, perhaps a question about the flaws of the people closest to me, since they’re something I wouldn’t want them to read.

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Lie there still for a good 5 minutes just to make sure. Maybe chuck a pillow across the room to see if they attack it. Then go fetch my phone and call whoever will pick up to ask wtf to do.

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

The ability to fly probably. It’d help stop me being late and transport is so expensive these days.

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

A half hour period of the time me and my friend spent outside laughing our heads off and covered in glitter when I visited her in the states last summer

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Damn, only one? Lmao catch me ranking my traumas to try to answer this question. I’ll erase getting flooded and being made homeless I think lmao

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Probably P!nk since she was low key my gay awakening

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

I quite fancy going to amsterdam rn, or failing that, copenhagen

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

Not that I know of

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Only as a little kid

98: Ever been on a plane?

Plenty of times yeah, I love it

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

I wish there was some way I could convince all the dictators, extremists and right wingers to just fekkin stop tbh. Centrists can stay but theyre on thin ice.

[echo-of-clara]

Stupid ask meme whatever

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

Well since we’re getting married, yeah.

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

Fuck I wouldn’t even date a 20 year old. No. Nope.

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

When the discussion of adopting a dog came up

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

Ever time.

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

Nah.

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

I haven’t listened to music today, shockingly

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

A bathrobe. Grey. Fluffy.

8. How often do you listen to music?

Often in the car. Semi-often at home.

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

Leggings or jeans.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2018?

Nah

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

A bit of both

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

Oh yeah. She was cute.

13. What about ‘R’?

My fiance lol

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

Nope

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

Fucking go for it I guess

16. Are you going out of town soon?

Nope

17. When was the last time you cried?

Uhhhh idk Tuesday?

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

I tell *everyone* that I love them

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

Nah

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

Why does this specify boy tho

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

I’m fucking sick. Like I love my best friend but DUDE GOT ME SICK

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

oh yES

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

Engaged but ye

24. What are you sitting on right now?

A chair?

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

Ye

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

I mean when I was a kid, sure. I had crushes on celebrities back then

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

My fiance. We live together. 

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

Not until RECENTLY *coughBRIANcough*

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

lol shirts

30. Does anyone hate you?

oh yeah I assume one person does since she threatened me but I’m hoping she moved on with life

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

I’m 25. I have an alcohol cabinet. 

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

YE

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

ow no

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

2011. I dunno.

35. Did you have a dream last night?

Yes. Something about an apocalypse and I was trying to save a little girl.

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Few hours ago.

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

I’ll be married in 5 months.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

WELL HE BETTER

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

I mean yeah somewhere probably

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

nah.

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

lololololol

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

No but I’d like to eyyyyy

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

yup

44. What’s the best part about school?

BEING DONE WITH IT, FUCKOS

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

A lot

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

We passed entire notebooks

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

Pffft yeah

48. Were you single over the last summer?

lolololol no

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

Sorta but I moved in with the love of my life, got engaged, and have my dream job soooo

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

going to bed

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

Only when he tries to dutch oven me

52. Are you nice to everyone?

Most people unless they’re assholes

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Oh yeah that was weird

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

I think I can last a lifetime and not cheat

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

I AM AN OPEN BOOK

56. Do you think you like someone?

I think I LIKE like someone

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

Uhhhh OH YEAH I HAVE

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

People. PEOPLE.

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

I’m a cry baby

60. Do you hate anyone?

ONLY TWO PEOPLE. THEY DESERVE IT.

61. How’s your heart?

Wtf kinda question is this

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

open boooook

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

yeah 

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

*side eyes the camera* Let’s not go there

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

ha no

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

I don’t kiss mistakes

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

wtf??? 

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

nah

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bob

70. How do you look right now?

like a hot mess

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

A lot of people

72. Can you commit to one person?

Easily

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

multiple people

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

yup

75. Did you wake up cranky?

ugh yeah

76. Are you a jealous person?

Nah

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

YEAH

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

ehhhh

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

PUPPIES TOMORROW

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

Going to a shelter to play with puppiiiiieeeessssss

81. Last person you cried in front of?

Bob

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

A lot of people really

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

Dude I know he is. 

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

In bed already, but he isn’t home yet

85. Are you over your past?

I’m a petty bitch but otherwise yeah

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

I mean I dated my best friend once and I love him but NEVER AGAIN

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

Fiance, best friends.

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

I’d punch his fucking teeth in, actually.

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

HE HAS A FUCKING KEY HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET IN HE LIVES HERE

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Yeah but then I dumped his ass. I trust my friends and he was a manipulative dick anyway.

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

Yup.

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

SO MANY MIKES

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe idr

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

Yeah, that’s when he proposed <3

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

Still am

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

JESUS CHRIST I HATE THIS ASK MEME SHIT

97. Who do you have texts from?

Fiance, best friends, boss/friend, family

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

Okay so when is she visiting us?

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Every single day lmfao

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

Meeeeeeeee

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

yup

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

five years and counting