#stumbling and dancing

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

sometimes love is helping ur friend relax a little after a big political event (by reminding him of how bad he used to be at his dance lessons) <3

(idk if ive posted this yet but if i have pls tell me sjdfhshdfs im going thru and gonna b sharing a few things idk if ive posted before so pls be nice me my brain is a pea)

[chronomally]

I went to a local production of Romeo & Juliet where all the actors pulled their roles out of a hat two minutes before showtime and my favorite joke was the actor who played Juliet wore a trucker hat that said "GIRL" on it until the scene where Romeo and Juliet imply they've consummated their marriage, when he dramatically threw it to the side and pulled out another hat that said "WOMAN" on it

[leavemeal0newithmym0ss]

Yes yes bowuigi Luigi dresses up as Peach and when he’s found out by a dramatic display of them lowering his mask or his wig falling off Bowser is so humiliated that he was easily tricked that he forces Luigi to stay and they fall in love with each other. BUT...what about Luigi dresses up as Peach but Bowser knows?

As in, he has spies in the mushroom kingdom who report that they saw Peach and Mario discussing how to save Luigi discreetly and he puts two and two together. Instead of revealing this, he wants to see how long Luigi can last. How long can Luigi go being referred to as Peach? When will he mess up? Bowser takes him to dinner multiple times, wondering if he’ll forget why he’s wearing a mask. 

Eventually, he finds himself growing fond of the plumber. He finds it endearing when Luigi stumbles (”Pea-I mean I, me, I’m peach, went out to the garden and the plants still had dew on them hours after it rained.” “Uh-I-learned that Italian word from Mario and Luigi, ha ha.”). Bowser finds himself being vulnerable with him, discussing his worries about the future of his kingdom, how proud of his kids he is, etc. He catches Luigi putting the wig on and thinks how disappointed he is that Luigi’s fluffy brown hair is hidden (and he kind of wants to run his claws through it...) He finds Luigi’s pretty eyes genuine and curious, interested in what he has to say. It’s nice. 

Meanwhile, Luigi is Freaking Out™. Because oh god. The Koopa King is being so so so vulnerable with Luigi, but Bowser thinks he’s Peach. Mama Mia Luigi is dead if Bowser ever finds out. (Perhaps he doesn’t want Bowser to find out. If he did, Luigi wouldn’t get to teach the koopalings how to cook their favorite foods anymore, or just hang out and surprisingly have pleasant conversations with the Koopa King.) He feels extremely guilty (how could he betray his loving brother like this? How could he play with Bowser’s feelings like this?)

The thing is, Bowser is under the impression that Luigi knows he knows (he’s kind of bad at hiding it so Bowser assumed he wasn’t really trying anymore). That conversation between Luigi and Bowser kind of goes like “YOU KNEW!!??” “YOU DIDN’T!!??” 

[faaun]

the way that diff languages sound r so fascinating they're all different and all so vivid

[mrschwartz]

Seth Meyers and The Lonely Island talking about when Arctic Monkeys were the musical guest at SNL in 2006

(bonus)

[immult]

completely missed the fact that matt described dancer's metal hand as real janky and sudden but like Look.

IMOGEN GIRL GET UPPPP THAT IS HARDLY THE CORRECT REACTION.

[cassmouse]

That scene in the woods when Violet and Clementine are walking back to Ericson's and talking about like the treehouse and renaming the school and stuff after Clementine comes out of the cave has got to be one of my favourite parts of the game ever its incredible

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

does anyone ever get a second of 'i'm going to pass out' before your body snaps back to normal or is that just me

[t3chborb]

You remember that time when League of Legends took over the internet with a virtual K-Pop girlgroup? And Blizzard copied them with the Le Sserafim stuff?

Yeah, so about that...

Apparently, Riot created a virtual boyband not too long ago.

*pokes Blizzard innocently*

[heart-aflame]

The Lords in Black decide to practice a dance Pokey made inside the Waylon house, and Grace stumbles across them doing that and leaves more confused than when she came in. She's starting to think it's better if she stopped going in there, since things keep happening whenever she's in the building.

[wizardnuke]

i know it's popular fanon to think that essek has little to no relationship experience and i do think his bedroom experience is average at best (for a hot young* elf) but i Personally think he's got a long line of heartbreaks behind him. i mean this so slash negative slash derogatory i think he was out there wining and dining and leaving-behining all the time. just for fun and profit. working on his acting chops. showing off. he likes attention dude. i don't think that's directly contradictory to him being very reclusive and quiet about his work i think he was mysterious and sexy and thought flirting was funny. anyway he and caleb "genuinely falls in love with every other person he meets and then is really weird about it, EXCEPT for essek, who he was genuinely honeypotting" widogast, who essek was also genuinely honeypotting for reasons Far beyond boredom (see: i think some of his early weirdness/awkward formality can be explained by the fact that he was trying to mask real homicidal rage towards the m9) are insane together they're ride or die they're perfect for each other they're lifelong "friends" and they're playing mind games the likes of which would level a city park id they broke out of containment. and it's enrichment for them

[bacchuschucklefuck]

just wanted to let you know that your art changed something in my brain chemistry. i love how you design the bad kids, especially riz. it makes me love him even more 😭😭

thank u! fantasy high as a series banks a lot on heightening and exaggerations, and trying to work with that general sensibility while translating the designs into something I have fun drawing has been nice to do :]

[shorelinnes]

there's always a small group of people that act like kpop idols should stop dancing and that will magically fix the whole vocals issue and like... there are plenty of idols who can do both?? also have you ever heard of musical theater???

[pickapea]

you have no fucking idea what a rave can do to someone with old man bones

[thr4shit]

SCREAMINF IN PHANTOM LIMB SENSATIONS

WAAHWGFVGV!??!

THE HUMAN BODY IS SO NAKED???

(Like, not literally but WHAT- WHERE IS LITERALLY ANYTHING-)

[sleepily-scarlet]

You absolutely cannot tell me, that Kaveh's form of"self care" wouldn't be taking a candle or two into the bathroom, lighting those bitches, turning out the lights

And dancing in the shower like he's on stage lmao

Imagine tho, being walked in on tho

Alhaitham were to walk in on Kaveh , and at first Kaveh doesn't even know that somebody has opened the door because he's so into his little dance.

The candles light up the outline of his body, he's singing along to the toon and Alhaitham is at a loss for words.

Because Kaveh's true beauty is when he isn't stressed, and letting himself loose, it's one of Kaveh's hottest qualities to Alhaitham.

The moods ruined tho when Kaveh throws soap and shampoo at Alhaitham all while screeching for him to get out LMFAO