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[mcqraw]

[6ebe]

When I said Spain were violating child Labour regulations I didn’t think they actually were 😭

[fernsnailz]

it's time... for the TEAM DARK FEST! 💥💥💥💥

me and @serpentineshine are hosting a little tournament to finally determine who the best Team Dark member is! this week there's gonna be goofs, bits, and even a special prize for the winner 👀

however, the most important prize of all is what awaits at the end of the festival! ...but that's a secret right now.

💥 cast your vote below! 💥

(oh also if anyone makes any propaganda for their fav character. tag me i wanna see)

video transcript below the cut! ⬇️

A blue announcement screen with scrolling text reads “SPECIAL FENSNAILZ ANNOUNCEMENT.” There’s a looping animation of Squeak the cat in the middle. It disappears, cutting to a shot of a studio space.

In the studio, SNAIL, SHINE, SQUEAK, and a VASH PLUSH all sit at a desk with a large CRT TV on it. Squeak and Vash are on top of the TV, and shelves with various items line the walls. Everyone seems to be unaware that the camera is rolling - Snail is reading the script, Shine is drinking from a mug, and Squeak is licking her butthole. Vash remains motionless.

Snail notices the camera zooming in, and throws away the script in a moment of panic. Shine and Squeak sit up to face the camera as well.

SNAIL: Coming at you pre-recorded, it’s Snail, Shine, and The Beasts!

SHINE: We’re here today to announce a special tournament we’re hosting: the TEAM DARK FEST!

SQUEAK: Eep!

VASH: weemp womp :]

SNAIL: You know ‘em, you love ‘em-

SHINE: Or hate them.

SNAIL: It’s all about TEAM DARK this week! Fellas, turn on that TV!

The camera cuts to a close-up of the TV as the screen flips on. Three shitty photos of each Team Dark member appear on the TV under the question “Who is the best member of Team Dark?” Every Team Dark member’s name is misspelled underneath the photos.

SHINE: Time for the ULTIMATE question: Who is the best Team Dark member?

SNAIL: Oof. We’re turning them against each other, huh? That’s dramatic.

SQUEAK: Meep! (HOLY SHIT)

The camera zooms out to a wide view of the studio, but zooms out much further than needed for a split second. For some reason, this is all being filmed on a green screen set, and the shelves behind the cast seem to be edited in. Not only that, but this studio is either widely over-staffed or widely under-staffed, because the boom mic is held by seven Chao stacked on top of each other. The camera zooms into a closeup of Snail before much of this information can be processed.

SNAIL: Well, it’s obviously Shadow. I told him if he won, I would get him ice cream after soccer practice!

The camera pans over to Shine.

SHINE: No way, vote for Rouge! She can carry like. Nineteen mountain lions. Give or take

The camera pans over to Squeak and Vash. Squeak points at a crude drawing of Omega that seems to say “VOTE OMEGA.” It is upside down. Vash holds a cute little sign that says “I <3 OMEGA” that he likely made himself.

SQUEAK + VASH: ?????????????? (we didn’t hire anyone to translate this part.)

Back in a wide shot, Snail and Shine stare blankly at Squeak and Vash. Squeak licks her butthole again. Vash is now Real. Someone off-screen sneezes very convincingly.

SHINE: This poll will run for ONE WEEK before we announce the winner! So little time…

SNAIL: Everyone make your vote count! The winner of this festival will have a special page in my… 

An image of a porcelain snail appears over a white background as an echo-y human voice says “SECRET UPCOMING PROJECT.”

VASH: bweep bwaa :] (Yay! Prizes!)

SHINE: The final verdict will be decided by Twitter AND Tumblr, so commit as much voter fraud as you please!

Squeak bites Vash and he screams. They both fall off the TV and make a surprising amount of noise. Snail and Shine stare in shock.

SNAIL: See you in seven days! And hey, if you want to participate… tag me in any propaganda you make to fight for your favorite Team Dark member!

Squeak and Vash explode.

[rookamell]

Spite wasn't Lucanis's biggest issue in VG and I sort of get annoyed when people are like "Spite should have been a bigger problem!!!" Because yeah maybe before weisshaupt they should have had the two of them more earnestly disagreeing and that making it harder for Lucanis to physically be able to do his job but he spells it out for us multiple times in the Ossuary and afterwards: Spite doesn't want to be there. None of the spirits in the ossuary did. They didnt want to cross the veil spite is literally just as lost and hurt and confused as Lucanis the only reason they survived and didnt become one of those undead we have to kill is because of Lucanis's empathy and being able to put himself in Spite's shoes and see that. I don't think Spite would then actively try and sabotage the only person in the world who's been relatively kind to him he just wants Lucanis to let him be free like he promised. Like he gets frustrated and annoyed but its because Lucanis doesn't listen because listening means confronting all the other shit going on in his head and that is what he's afraid of. Not Spite. I think once he's out of the Ossuary he uses Spite as a scapegoat for all his other trauma like oh I have a demon in me so I don't have time to think about the fact that my cousin betrayed me or I was tortured or my grandmother is an abusive piece of shit SPITE IS NOT LUCANIS'S MAIN ISSUE

[aliciax3]

[awordwasthebeginning]

Noch 1 Tag bis zur Bundestagswahl.

Und, okay, ich hab's vor mir hergeschoben, aber ein paar Worte zum taktischen Wählen muss ich jetzt doch verlieren.

Aktuell sieht es so aus, als wären Union, AfD, SPD und Grüne sicher im BT, Linke ziemlich sicher, FDP und BSW krebsen an der 5%-Hürde rum.

Daher kann ich jetzt tatsächlich mit Blick auf Regierung UND Opposition sagen: gebt eure Stimme einer demokratischen linken Partei, die realistische Chancen hat, in den BT einzuziehen.

Denn wenn zusätzlich zur Linken das BSW und/oder die FDP einziehen, reicht's aller Voraussicht nach nicht für eine GroKo, sondern es wird ein Dreierbündnis geben müssen (Kenia. Wenn die Union ihren Funken Restanstand bewahrt.) und die Opposition besteht dann aus AfD, FDP, BSW und den Linken. Da ist keine starke linke Mehrheit in der Opposition, da steht die Linke drei Parteien gegenüber, die liebend gern Kenia scheitern sehen würden, um mit der Union oder am besten gleich zu dritt die nächste faschistoid-kapitalistische Regierung der Bundesrepublik zu bilden.

Wenn BSW und FDP rausfliegen, haben wir eine GroKo oder vielleicht noch Schwarz-Grün - und in der Opposition fast ein Gleichgewicht zwischen Rechts und Links (Grün/Links oder Rot/Links).

Daher, bitte, bitte, bitte: wählt klug. Eure bevorzugte Kleinstpartei könnt ihr bei Europa- und Kommunalwahlen wählen oder wenn die Nazis hierzulande endlich wieder unter 20, 10, 5% stehen. Bis dahin brauchen wir ein starkes, stabiles linkes Gegengewicht.

[thisfuckingdeadlife]

😏 -> -> -> -> 😗

[sappho-rose]

"The world doesn't know me yet."

[ofmdee]

elbow 😳 (reblogs appreciated but please do not repost!)

[adayka]

[seiwas]

for writing game, iwaizumi + assistance <3

hope this sparks some inspo and thank you in advancee

hi there!! thanks for sending in a prompt 🫶

contains: friends to lovers (ish), halloween parties, reader is dressed as catwoman, expletives, iwaizumi is thiiiiis 🤏 close to murdering seijoh4 (jk)

iwaizumi + assistance

this is a set-up.

iwaizumi knows he shouldn't have fucking believed anything the boys "promised" him back when they assigned him this costume.

the suit is fucking tight, spandex digging into his groins and all other crevices that definitely should be aired out after after a few hours. he's had to constantly readjust his stance almost every few minutes, the black fabric compressing his thighs and torso, significantly constricting the range of motion his shoulders and arms are typically used to. if anything else, it could double up as a back brace from how rigidly straight it's kept his posture all night.

he'll give it to makki though; he did outdo himself sourcing this year's costumes―this batman set looks pretty damn legit.

except for one tiny problem.

there's no fucking pee hole. it's a zip-up, zip-down one-piece situation. and that normally wouldn't be a problem, except that oikawa "accidentally" knocked over a cocktail straight into his pants, the sickeningly sweet liquid now seeping straight into the fabric and past his boxers―cold and sticky as it touches his skin.

and so, the problem: his pants are wet, it makes him want to fucking pee, and coincidentally, the only vacant bathroom is across the hall, at your apartment.

this is why he believes this is a set up. that, and the fact that you're dressed in an outfit strikingly similar―just with cat ears.

he's been asked five times in this party if you're in matching couple outfits.

it catches him off guard, flusters him because of how badly he wants to say yes. but, you're just friends, and he doesn't even think you like him that way (despite mattsun and oikawa practically begging him to confess. makki tells him he thinks you're going to do it first).

so he politely smiles and says no, but you look good, your costume clinging to you in all the right places. thank fucking god he has a cape because he's pretty sure he spent the first 30 minutes in the party hiding his boner.

"hajime, it's fine, i swear," you stand beside him in front of the conveniently locked bathroom in oikawa's apartment. from the other side of the door, he's pretty sure he hears mattsun and his girlfriend mumbling. maybe fucking? who knows. "you can just use the bathroom in my apartment."

he glances at you before closing his eyes, contemplating, before finally agreeing to you.

"okay."

if he's being honest with himself, friends is definitely an incomplete label to what you are. as oikawa's neighbor, you are conveniently around all the time; and oikawa being oikawa, the ever-social butterfly, he's somehow managed to carve a space for you in the friend group.

(never mind the fact that oikawa's sniffed him out from the moment he first introduced you.)

you were a crush, then a friend, and now you're someone he picks up from work and drives back home three times a week, because he "has to train oikawa." you don't question it, even when you both know he stays over for dinner way past the gym's open hours.

"you know where it is," you open your apartment and urge him in.

"sorry again," he turns to face you.

"yeah, yeah, just pee!" you laugh, shoving him towards the bathroom door.

getting out of the suit is manageable, and he's able to wipe off a bit of the cocktail that's leaked to the suit and his boxers just to make sure it isn't gross and sticky when he gets home later. peeing is a big relief once he gets it over with, but it's when he has to suit up again that things become difficult.

stretching out the spandex one body part at a time is a workout in itself―the hardest task being when he has to pull it over his shoulders, adjusting it to fit properly over his arms and chest.

but then the zipper breaks.

and he truly thinks makki has fucked him over.

iwaizumi contemplates what to do next for a good, good while. he tries calling oikawa, only to no success every time; no way in hell is he calling mattsun in the middle of having sex. and calling makki isn't even an option; he'd never hear the end of it.

then you knock on the door, your voice soft and concerned as you ask, "hajime? you good in there?" you hit it spot on, too, "do you need help with your suit?"

iwaizumi presses his palms to his eyes. he's a rational man, straightforward and logical in thinking. there is literally no other option for him right now but to ask help from you. again.

fuck.

.

it's 30 minutes later when oikawa barges in your door, and the sight that greets him is iwaizumi in nothing but a hoodie (the hoodie you borrowed some time ago) and his boxers, with his hands on your waist as you hover your hairdryer over the crotch of his batman costume―cat headpiece off and all.

"you finally got together?!"

[aeroplaneblues]

What a lad⌛️⚖️

Cyno is very happy to have new friends to play tcg and tell them his long repertoire of puns🥰

[egghead7enthusiast]

[candyheartedchy]

It must be nice not having to bottle everything up.

[theheartnexttophan]

Month-in-Rephiew: March 2025

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We can finally share this with you! (also posted on tumblr, twitter, instagram), Dan instastory: livestream photocards, Phil tweet: error in merch prices (+replies: paypal issue, some countries can’t ship merch)

Phil retweet: Kiswe statement, Phil tweet: merch ships to more countries

Phil Instastory: filming poppy playtime

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New AmazingPhil YouTube icon

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Far out article

Dan and Phil play Poppy Playtime CHAPTER 4!

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Phil tweet: asking for posts for phan twitter video (similar tumblr post)

DECORATING OUR DREAM BUSINESS - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #19

Joint insta post (also TikTok): photoshop advert, 3 Phil instastories: photoshop reel repost, phinal creation, covered Dan up, 3 Dan instastories: photoshop reel repost, sleep paralysis demon, covered Phil up

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Dan and Phil are SPLITTING - Split Fiction

D&P GLOBAL LIVESTREAM THIS SUNDAY: (also a tweet and insta post), Dan instastory: livestream promo repost, DnP shop newsletter: TIT livestream promo

Phil retweet: thought they went ghost hunting, Phil instastory (also a tweet and tumblr post): Dolls promo

Joint insta post (also a tweet and tumblr post): Boxing promo

Dan and Phil React to Phan Twitter 5, Phil instastory: Dan twin poll

Phil instastory (also a tweet and tumblr post): Conspiracies promo

Phil retweet: TIT cocktails, Dan instastory (also tweet and tumblr post): Sister Daniel promo

Phil tweet: Happy TIT day, DnP shop newsletter: TIT stream today, Laylo message: TIT stream in a few hours, WE’RE DELETING THIS VIDEO IN 6 HOURS (also posted on instagram, tumblr, twitter), TIT Global Livestream, 5 Dan instastories: promo vid repost, preshow playlist (also a tweet), Phil hanging decorations, rat in fan reacts, post afterparty selfie (also a tweet), 3 Phil instastories: q&a questions, custom stickers, blue carpet begun selfie (also a tweet)

OUR LIVESTREAM PARTY IS AVAILABLE FOR 1 WEEK (also posted on twitter, tumblr, instagram)

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Phil reblog: tumblr fan art compilation

DnP shop newsletter: can still watch livestream

DanAndPhilGAMES tweet: asking for reaction images

Phil retweet: Pinof in the club

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VIEWERS PICK OUR SIMS TATTOOS - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #20