#striker ask blog

[helluvaoutlaw]

THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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[keenie-bopper]

Call Me from Gluttony

Keenie lets out a bored sigh as she watched the minutes tick by on the oven timer. The club had been open for 2 hours and she still hasn't seen a single patron. It felt like no matter how many free samples she left out, no one would visit a club ran by an angel.

Keenie idly takes out her phone and begins to swipe through Sinstagram to pass the time. As she scrolled through her feed she came across a picture of a Hellhorse. She smiles warmly, as it reminds her of her friend, Striker.

Come to think of it, has he ever been to the Gluttony Ring? The energy and bright colors didn't really fit his vibe. Keenie looks up from her phone to scan the empty club. Maybe now would be the perfect to invite him. Just a quiet night full of free samples and drinks... even if she didn't drink herself.

She dials up her friend, in hopes of making the night more interesting. "Hey Striker! It's Keenie. You busy tonight? The club is dead and I'm bored with all this Beezlejuice and free samples. What do you say?" - @helluvaoutlaw

[helluvaoutlaw]

...I'm gonna regret this, aren't I?

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

[phoenixisobsessed]

39 and cyberverse Shadowstriker for catformers 😈

RICKY BUMBLEBEE. WHEN I CATCH YOU BUMBLEBEE. BUMBLEBEE, WHEN I CATCH YOU BUMBLEBEE. (Original post: PINNED)

(Also I think I’m gonna start leaving my extra comments under the cut, just because my posts can be kinda big. I yap a lot. So now you guys know in the future BSHBSH. More under the cut ;3)

Like girl I know you blew up but WHY ARE YOU BUILT LIKE A 3 YEAR OLDS DRAWING I HATE YOU. Not personally. I think. I don’t remember if I like her or not. But I sure as hell know she got TOO MANY DAMN COLOURS. I figured it out though and I think I’m pretty happy w the results.

Also I’m back from holiday now and finally acquired the keyboard for my iPad, so I no longer feel like it is going to snap every 2 seconds!! The new keyboard is so crazy it actually quite literally doubles the width of my iPad (thank the lord that thing did not feel sturdy.) It’s basically just a flip laptop with touch now xD. (AKA what I used to have but it broke within 2 seconds. Smh.)

[angelshizuka]

People give Stolas shit on things he literally never did (child neglect, so-called abuse, etc) but there are some things he does need humbling by. His classist comments towards Striker in Western Energy.

"Wouldn't a holy bullet have sufficed? Or could you not afford that?" -> making fun of the fact Striker is poor that he can't buy holy bullets. Especially when Stolas /knew/ that Striker had used them, when they were in the Café.

Also "vile Striker friend" comment was quite much given that he should've known Striker is not Blitz's friend at all. Blitz sent Millie and Moxxie, who Stolas is aware are his workers, to stop Striker after all. Shouldn't he have made the connection that I.M.P. doesn't like this guy?

Yeah, if there are any mistakes Stolas made that he still needs to better himself for it's his classism.

Though, I honestly give him a bit of a pass when it comes to Striker, because he literally got kidnapped and threatened by him, and Stolas was trying anything to lighten the mood for himself.

Like, I know two wrongs don't make a right, but I wouldn't expect anyone to be nice to their attempted murderer.

[helluvaoutlaw]

@grandma-susan

What's your secret to having survived this long to every Extermination Day, auntie?

[helluvaoutlaw]

Maybe there's a good reason Striker hates the aristocracy and the rich. Maybe.

From the episode "Western Energy".

[keenie-bopper]

Special Delivery

With Striker's tail coiled firmly around her waist, Keenie clung tightly to the horn of the saddle as the pair rode through the deserts of Wrath. Unable to contain her excitement, she couldn't help but smile the entire trip.

Today, Club Sugar Buzzed received an order for a very complicated dessert, Glutt-Honey & Peach Upside-Down Cake. The recipe called for butter, eggs, heavy cream, vanilla, spices and of course lots of peaches. Before she met Striker, Keenie had heard stories of the Wrath Ring's Farmers Market. Stories about how Hell's produce always tasted better straight from the source. She had never had the opportunity to stay in Wrath for long, but thanks to her new friend, she would be safe enough to browse and shop for fresh ingredients from the Farmer's Market.

By the time they had arrived, the market was filled with patrons from every ring. Striker dismounted his hellhorse, Bombproof, and outstretched his arms towards her to help Keenie down the saddle. But she didn't move a muscle, instead she froze, staring over the crowds. "Striker... This place is packed. I know this was my idea, but now I am not so sure."

@helluvaoutlaw

[in-my-sights]

Consider It Done

"Got someone you need outta the picture? A cheatin’ spouse, a boss who just won’t quit harassin' ya, or maybe some high-and-mighty rich bastard that’s been sittin’ too pretty for too long? You’re lookin’ at the solution to all your problems.

Name’s Striker.

Professional hitman, top-tier talent, and Hell’s go-to problem solver.

Political rival gettin’ in your way? I’ll clear the path. Partner betrayin’ your trust? They won’t live to see another sunrise. Can’t stand your boss? Let me handle the resignation letter—permanent-like.

No morals, no questions, just results.

If you’ve got the $ouls to pay, I’ve got the skills to deliver.

I don’t care who the target is:

Nosy relatives, ex-lovers, rivals, or just some loudmouth wastin’ your time. I strike hard, fast, and without a trace."

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[saints-wrapped-in-plastic]

Continued from X Leo gaped for a moment, the imp blinking rapidly before his wife, Lucy, her white and black hair bundled up in a bun and amber eyes shiny and friendly, smiled brightly, rushing towards Harp. She hugged her and waved a hand, chuckling. ''Don' worry 'bout it, darlin'. She's dun' plen'ny a favors fer us round here and any frien' o' hers is welcome here.''

Harp closed the portal as Leo shrugged, gesturing towards the stairs. ''Alrigh', thems the guest rooms over there.'' He raised an eyebrow at Harp. ''You know who this bloke is, though, right.'' Harp nodded. ''Do you think I'd endanger you? He saved my arse when I got shadowed by a bounty hunter.'' Leo shrugged, sitting back on the couch with a grunt. ''Good 'nough fer me.''

@helluvaoutlaw

[ask-the-jaegers]

Hello! Welcome to The Shatterdome!

You can ask the Jaegers questions! They are all sentient, and they are all different! They are the main cast of the first Movie, and rotating Jaegers from lore and other characters!

The only ask is please no inappropriate asks, any asks deemed inappropriate will be deleted!

Cherno Alpha | He/Him | He appears to be younger than the others, and sees his pilots as his parents. This means he’s easily excitable and often seems kinder than the others.

Crimson Typhoon | He/They | He appears to be a troublesome twenty something, and sees his pilots as brothers, often hanging out with them. They are playful and troublesome, often serious, but still playing pranks with the others.

Gipsy Danger | She/Her | She is a curious, but tired late teen, whose pilots she sees as siblings! She can often be seen talking with them and trying to absorb and learn as much as she can about the world and the way things work.

Striker Eureka | He/Him | He’s a brash younger twenty something who’s pilots he sees as a father and a brother. He is often found confidently trying to bother someone or work on something, even if he doesn’t fully know how to do it!

[blitz-horsie-enthusiast]

someone drew striker as a human and..

H m . .

…

If he hadn’t stabbed me in the back I would say he’s hot

[helluvaoutlaw]

Don't you fuckin' dare, you sonuvabitch!

Blitzer stuck comic

[k7tt1]

Good morning beautiful people <3

[ask-super-stolas]

Do you have an archenemy, Super Stolas?

Stolas: "Among other people who have tried to be my archenemy include Andrealphus, Zestial, The Vees, Mammon, Alastor, and the late Sir Pentious as well..."

[ask-strikermay]

Sal, with all due respect, do we really need to be doin' this?

Come on, it'll be fun! Who doesn't want to know what those people up there want to know 'bout us?

I, sure as hell don't.

Well, there's no backin' out now.

Ask us anythin'! Don't be shy! We don't bite!

Ugh..

ASK BOX IS OPEN!