#strife (dragon age)

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

Viago, when playing as Rook De Riva: you IDIOT you were my favorite fledgling why did you have to make a mess of this now I have to jump through all these convoluted hoops to keep you safe. Teia stop telling Rook how much I missed them it's not funny they could have DIED. also your room is exactly the way you left it please come home

Strife, when playing as Rook Aldwir: Why hasn't this weird bug i kicked out of our camp ages ago died yet :|

[tiiracotta]

My brain for the whole of January: what if Lucanis but Gokushufudou Way of the Househusband

Some screenshot redraws and other things

Starring: Lucanis as Tatsu, my Rook Eranto Aldwir as Miku, Spite as Gin, Viago as a Former Yakuza Boss, Viago's Snake as Yakuza Boss' Dog, Assan and Manfred as random animal neighbors and Strife and Emmrich as Rook's adoptive parents(?) for some reason.

[maxx-the-queer]

I do enjoy the fact that each faction gives Rook a couple of unconventional familial figures.

Antivan Crow Rook gets the perpetually together-and-split-up Teia and Viago, whose love languages are bickering and poisons. Rook is Viago's favourite and he would never admit it to them, even if Teia is all too happy to expose his affection with her playful barbs.

Mourn Watch Rook gets Myrna and Vorgoth, the former of whom is akin to a college professor who found a baby in their science lab and the latter of whom is most definitely one of those mysterious executors from across the sea but it's fine because they're just Vorgoth and nobody questions it.

Shadow Dragon Rook gets T4T icons Tarquin and Ashur, a Templar who absolutely despises his job and the literal Black Divine, whose anti-slavery group is so full of queer people it may as well be a gay club. Same bickering energy as Teia and Viago, minus the poisoning and cyclical divorcing.

Grey Warden Rook gets Antoine and Evka, the most married wardens to ever exist. Antoine is the absolute sweetest man alive, and the only Orlesian allowed ever. Evka is incredibly competent and has everything under control. Their dates end with explosions. Everything is perfect.

Veil Jumper Rook gets Irelin and Strife. Strife is battling Viago for the grumpiest and meanest dad award. Irelin is clearly the golden child and favourite sibling and he makes that clear to Rook.

Lords of Fortune Rook gets Isabela and Rowan, a pirate turned allegedly somewhat ethical treasure hunter and Rivaini seer who regularly convenes with spirits. Neither of them are parents to Rook, they hold the most insane much older cousin energy though.

[saltska]

old man yaoi

[lonicera-caprifolium]

"Whether or not he knows it, a man like that needs romance." 💫

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Strife: Why should I listen to you? Veil Jumper!Rook: Because I'm the nicest Veil Jumper- no wait, that's Bellara. Veil Jumper!Rook: I'm the smartest Veil Jumper- no again, that's also Bellara. Veil Jumper!Rook: Veil Jumper!Rook: I'm a Veil Jumper!

[proffbon]

God, can Strife get any sexier?

[allmywardensaresafeandsound]

me confusing Strife with Spite in the Emmerich dating dialogue and fully believing it was going neve-lucanis-emmerich-spite polycule.

(needless to say I was disappointed)

[finelyfrenzied]

i just think it is objectively hilarious playing a veiljumper rook and then having emmrich be like "oh rook please help me i have no idea where to take your boss on a date"

[vaguely-concerned]

lmao if you're a mourn watch (and possibly other urban-ish based backgrounds too I'm not sure?) mage, when you get the scene with strife coming to pick up emmrich for their date (bless) and he says that 'the thing about your friend is that for a city mage, he isn't afraid to play in the mud' thing, rook puts up the faux big wounded eyes and protests 'hey, I'm a city mage! 🥺'. (to which strife says 'well we can't all be perfect' and stone cold walks away. king. have fun out there with the lightning bugs and your lanky fancylad I've seen his fully unleashed rizz in action and you're a lucky guy <3<3<3)

[ghillyminion]

Cannot get over how Emmerich is all worrying about making a good impression on Strife, to make sure Strife likes him, and Strife's like 'this co-worker of your is so getting dicked down tonight!'

Basically 🥺👉👈 and 😈🍆😏 pair, but both are old men, and I'm so into it that I do not want to romance Emmerich myself anymore.

(Bonus lol@Lucanis!😅)

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

for real though when my Rook Aldwir found out Emmrich was dating Strife it's like. STRIFE??? The head of my faction who doesn't even say hello to me when I come home to Arlathan? Who didn't bother to show up when those two dragons were beating the shit out of me even though Viago who I've only met twice came AND brought poison to help??? Strife who told me to get out for saving some people and then only begrudgingly was like "fine. i guess." when i showed up again after 6 months and having almost died????? like get it girl he's hot for sure but how did you crack that. how did you make him like you. please teach me.

[the-northern-continent]

Low-key hilarious when the Veilguard is discussing who they can tell about the “spirits -> elves” thing, and they decide to tell Strife and Irelin.

My friends. His name is Strife. There’s a nonzero chance he already knows.

[nostalgiaclown]

😌↕️😌↕️ beautiful

[otherpigeon-old]

[mayhemforlace]

But? But... it didn't go as cleanly as we hoped.