#streamers catalans

[jaumesclub]

⏰553 #UnHome10 Dimecres 18 d'Octubre de 2023 Avui és un dia carregat d'actualitat i entreteniment en català amb un nou episodi d'"Un home 10". El simpàtic i carismàtic Jau Fibla us porta tot el contingut, i com sempre, ho fa amb passió i humor. 🎙️📻 Aquesta vegada, no només tenim notícies i temes diversos, sinó que també celebrem el Dia de la Protecció de la Natura, de la Menopausa, del Tràfic d'Éssers Humans, dels Pronoms, de la Reconstrucció Mamària, de la Dignitat i de l'Ètica. Una combinació variada per satisfer totes les ànimes curioses. 🌿♀️📋 I no podem oblidar la importància de protegir les vostres dades en línia, ja que les compres a través d'Internet es fan cada vegada més insegures. 🔐💻 Per si això no fos suficient, també hi ha una lectura interessant: "I si Putin fos Netanyahu?" que us farà reflexionar. 📰💭 Finalment, felicitem Jean-Claude Van Damme per un aniversari més. No us perdeu aquest episodi carregat de contingut i presentat sempre en català. 🎉🎂

[quatregats]

Thought I had managed to figure out the whole timeline of where Villena had been during the war and now I'm going back through all the sources I have saved and I feel like nothing is matching up at all with what I have in my head

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CATALAN AND VALENCIAN

[b14augrana]

Scrubber

The aftermath of a Champions League final masterclass

Barça Femení x teen!reader

pt. 4 masterlist

Warnings: cuteness 💝💝💝 you guys know the status on that proofreading.

A/N: i was going to use catalan translation for majority of the spanish dialogue but the translator was not cooperating which sucks 🫤 sighhhh

i hope y’all missed her because the mighty brick wall of barcelona is back and better 💪🏼

our estrella, buenaza, spain minister of defense, pequeñita, nenita, bebita, chiquita, whatever you wanna call her, shes the team’s pride and joy 😚

Everyone was talking about the final for weeks. When you got back to Barcelona, it was like the entirety of Cataluña had watched it.

Even while you were walking with Irene to Mapi’s apartment, you got stopped on the street multiple times by Barcelona natives, praising your defensive performance. You thanked them of course, but you were still not used to the attention. If you weren’t used to this, you couldn’t imagine how Aitana felt.

“Will it always be like this?” you asked Irene, and she put an arm around your shoulder as you two walked. “Sí, but you’ll get used to it,” she replied.

The club had given the players a day to recover from the plane ride and relax before you started to celebrate the win. You and Irene slept over at Mapi’s apartment and then you all went back to the club facilities together to board the bus.

While you were in Bilbao doing the lap and talking to fans, you got handed a huge Boixos Nois flag, which you took without hesitation. It was surprisingly easy to get it onto the plane and when you landed in Barcelona, you stashed it (along with a few other things) in the locker room. That’s what you so urgently needed to grab when you ran into the facility, almost missing the bus as you ran back to it with the flag beneath your arm and your waistband loaded with other festive accessories... plus the scarf tied around your head.

"Buenaza, you have enough stuff?" Mapi asked, laughing at the flag and bulkiness beneath your shirt.

"Yeah, I think. Is it not enough?" you replied, and Mapi shook her head. "Don't worry, it's enough."

The bus jolted forward as it started to move, almost making you fall over. "(Y/N)!" Aitana said, beckoning you over to her.

You loved Aitana. At first, you were a little bit intimidated by her because of how incredible she is as a player. Normally when someone is that good, there is some sort of unspoken skill hierarchy that you feel separates you two, but Aitana was different. She wasn't like a mum to you — that role belonged to Fridolina — but instead she was like a big sister. Everyone on the team was like your big sister though. Aitana just happened to be one of your favourites.

"Sit down," she urged you, basically pulling you onto the spot beside her. She too had a scarf tied around her head, which you pointed out and said, "We're matching!"

"What's under your shirt?" Aitana asked, pointing at the lumps. "Oh, just some stuff. You can have a few if you want," you replied, lifting your shirt slightly to reveal the rather large blaugrana-coloured party poppers and streamers shoved into the waistband of your pants.

Aitana laughed and took a couple party poppers and a roll of streamers, "Gracías!"

You felt the bus turn, and that's when a question came to mind. "What do we do after the parade?"

"We're going to the Plaça Sant Jaume," Aitana replied, "But let's worry about that later. Look!" She stood up and looked over the railing, and you did the same.

Below you were what looked like thousands of people dressed in blue and red, waving flags and scarves and whatever else. You could hear music being performed live, and you saw confetti and red and blue smoke.

"Mierda..." you whispered, taking it all in. You saw a sign in the crowd; '(Y/N) (Y/L/N), EL MINISTRO DE DEFENSA ESPAÑA'. You took a minute to translate it in your head and when it clicked to you, a wide grin appeared on your face.

Aitana shook you and held up her party poppers, signalling you to do the same. When you got them out, you two held them off the side of the bus and after Aitana counted down from 3, you both pulled them, sending a stream of red and blue confetti down to the people on the street below.

“Aitana, (Y/N)!” Alexia yelled from the other side of the bus, waving you two over. You walked over to her, making sure to grab your flag.

“What’s going on?” you asked, and she pointed to the camera. “Team photo! You’re in the front, since you’re la estrella de la temporada,” Alexia said, thrusting you downwards to sit in front of everyone else. You looked at her stunned, about to object and say you’d rather stand, but then the cameraman told you to look towards the camera and smile. You grumbled under your breath but obliged, and you felt a pair of hands on your shoulders. You looked up to see that they belonged to Alexia, who was smiling at you proudly.

“Nuestra estrella es la millor!” Aitana yelled, jumping at the back and blowing the last of her party poppers just as the cameraman took the photo.

You flushed red. You felt so appreciated, not only by your teammates but by the fans too. When you joined the team, you were also concerned about being taken in by the fans. The girls always said that without their support they’d be nothing, so they were extremely important to you. Seeing them wear your jersey, hearing their cheers for you, feeling their love whenever you walked into the stadium, it all meant the world to you.

“Okay, photo’s done. Let’s celebrate!” Patri yelled, and everyone agreed. You shot to your feet, grabbing your flag and running to the back of the bus. You held it by the end of the pole, waving the large flag over the railing. Aitana and Patri joined you, flinging the rest of the streamers off the back of the buss and collecting confetti from the ground to sprinkle on the crowd and in each other’s hair.

Mapi ran up to you three and starting jumping up and down, waving her flag. “Una bandera ens agermanaaaa!” she sung, grinning as she waved her bandera proudly.

The bus eventually stopped outside the city hall and you all filed off. The city hall’s architecture was classical, and you liked it very much. You didn’t immediately go inside though; you spent a good 10 minutes personally talking to fans down below, and you also took some photos and other media for the club Instagram page. You enjoyed interacting with the fans, and you were slowly warming up to the idea of it.

You admired the building as you walked inside, and you were led up the stairs and to the balcony which overlooked many more fans. A microphone was passed around between each player, giving them the chance to speak to the fans.

The girls took turns greeting the fans. Alexia croaked out a “Visca el Barça” and Frido could barely say “Hola” with her voice being so gone. Lucy spoke Catalan for the first time in forever, per Ona’s request, and then the microphone ended up with you.

“Hola,” you started off, not really sure what to say. Mapi leaned towards the mic and said, “Si no te das cuenta, está muy nerviosa,” laughing mischievously as you yanked the mic away from her.

“¡No la escuches! Todo lo que tengo que decir es que Barcelona es el mejor club del mundo!” you said into the mic, your voice cracking. You hadn’t even realised you lost your voice up until then, but you laughed it off nervously, just wanting to give the mic away. “Visca Barça y visca Cataluña!”

You hurriedly passed the mic to Mapi, breathing a sigh of relief once it was out of your grasp. You weren’t the best at speaking to such a huge crowd yet, but you could’ve done worse.

Just then, you remembered that the Euros and Olympics were only a few months away. You knew how much talking and interviews that entailed, which wasn’t really up your lane. Like you told yourself before, this lifestyle would take some getting used to.

Suddenly, your phone buzzed in your pocket, making you raise an eyebrow. You fished around for it and when you eventually pulled it out, your eyes widened in alarm. ‘Hurry! Your 813 day streak is about to end! Log in to Hay Day claim your rewards’ flashed across your screen, and you had never slapped in your password faster. On top of everything, how could you forget?

“Finally logging in?” Ale asked, and you nodded. “I thought something was seriously wrong with you when I didn’t see you checking up on Bagheera Land,” she continued. That wasn’t meant to be the name of your town, but Mapi had gotten into your phone one day, changed the name of it, and you had never changed it back.

“Come on, we’re going back to headquarters and then you have to start packing so we can leave,” she said, and you put your phone back in your pocket as you walked down the stairs of the city hall.

You had received your call up to the Spain national team not very long ago. At first you were hesitant to accept because of the movement against the Spanish football federation, and you confided in Mapi about it, telling her you wanted to protest against the federation with her, but she had convinced you to take the opportunity. She said it would help you grow closer to your Barcelona teammates and also meet the other Spain internationals, plus develop as a player. You were still hesitant, but you listened.

Then you learnt that the upcoming matches were Euro qualifiers and the matches after that would be Olympic games. That terrified you. To Aitana you were always ‘Pequeñita’, to Irene you were ‘Nenita’ and to Mapi you were ‘Bebita’ — you were basically a baby, you couldn’t play in such big tournaments!

You poured all of these feelings out to Alexia on the bus ride back to headquarters. At the end of your rant, she put her hand on your shoulder and looked at you intently. “Chiquita, you played in the final of the biggest European club competition and ended up being the player of the match. Without you, we wouldn’t have won that! You can play in the Olympics and the Euros, I believe in you.”

She wrapped her arms around you in a reassuring hug which you gratefully accepted, hugging her back tightly. “Thank you. I feel a little bit better about it now,” you giggled.

“Now, when we get back to headquarters, grab your stuff from your cubby and make sure you pack tonight. I’ll come pick you up tomorrow from Irene’s and if you’re not fully packed…”

“I will be, I promise,” you answered. “Can I take my Vidić jersey?”

“Chiquita, we’re only playing two matches. You’ll be reunited with your beloved jersey in no time,” Ale said. That wasn’t enough reassurance for you, and you looked at her with pleading eyes. The woman grumbled and shook her head, fighting back a smile. “Fine, I guess you can bring it.”

“You’re the best, Ale!”

[useless-catalanfacts]

Gamers i contingut sobre videojocs en català. Part 1

Aquest post m'ha quedat llarg i el Tumblr no me'l deixa penjar tot de cop. Aquí hi trobareu els continguts més generals i Pokémon. Per veure la 2a part del post amb links a gamers de shooting (Call of Duty, Warzone, etc), racing, RPGs, Elden Ring, Fortnite, Animal Crossing, Sims, i molts d'altres, trobareu l'enllaç al final del post.

Més generals:

Gaming.cat: comunitat catalana d'aficionats als videojocs. Pàgina web, Twitter, Discord, Telegram. També tenen un Telegram específic per jocs de PC: Gaming.cat - PC.

Lúdica: revista de videojocs. Pàgina web, podcast, Lúdica TV, Twitter.

SAGA Saló del Gaming: Pàgina web, Twitter, Twitch, TikTok, Instagram.

Joc Creuat: notícies, ressenyes, entrevistes, etc. Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Telegram, Discord. També tenen un pòdcast que podeu trobar a Ivoox, Spotify, Amazon Music, RSS, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts.

Samfaina Visual: videojocs, manga i anime. Pàgina web, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram, Twitch.

Geeknorants: talk show/podcast de videojocs, series, cinema i tecnologia. Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, Spotify.

3Dnassos: revista de videojocs. Pàgina web, Twitter.

Parlem de jocs: youtuber que recomana videojocs. YouTube, Instagram.

Javi Ojeda: videojocs diversos i món del gaming in general. Instagram, Tiktok, Twitter, Threads, Newsletter.

Clips gamers catalans: Twitter.

Segons consola:

Nintenhype: notícies, directes i anàlisis de Nintendo. Pàgina web, Twitch, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram, BlueSky. Comunitat: grup de Telegram, servidor de Discord.

Xboxers Catalans: Twitter, Twitch, TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, Telegram.

Catalunya Playstation: Twitter, Twitch, Telegram, YouTube, Instagram.

VR catalans: realitat virtual. Twitter, Twitch, Discord, Telegram.

Pokémon:

La Copa Catalana: esdeveniment de creadors de contingut de Pokémon en català. Twitter, Twitch, TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, Discord.

Pokemon català: Twitter.

Més a la part 2!

[chiara-klara-claire]

Words with a cute literal meaning

🇮🇸 ástfanginn - love-captured: in love 💘

🇳🇴 🇸🇪 🇩🇪 øyeblikket/ögonblick/Augenblick 👁 - eyeblink: moment

🇩🇪🇩🇰 Kindergarten, børnehavet - children garden

🇸🇪 påsklilja - Easter lily: daffodil

🇸🇪 färgglad - color-happy: colorful

🇳🇴 🇩🇰 kjæreste/kæreste - dearest - partner (gender neutral)

🇳🇴 kjærlighet på pinne - love on a stick: lollipop 🍭

🇳🇴 å være glad i noen/noe - to be happy in sb/smthing: to love 

🇮🇹 🇳🇱 🇩🇰 pulcinella di mare, papegaaiduiker, søpapegøj* 🦜🌊 - sea pulcinella (black&white carnival character), diver parrot, sea parrot*: puffin

🇮🇹 🇩🇪 stelle filanti, Luftschlangen 🌟 🐍 - stringy stars, air snakes - streamers 🎊

🇮🇹 solare ☀️- solar: adjective for a happy, positive person

🇮🇹 occhi della madonna** - Virgin Mary eyes: forget-me-nots

🇮🇹 Viola del pensiero - viola of the thought: pansy

🇮🇹 🇪🇸, Catalan - Principe azzurro/ príncipe azul/Príncep blau 🫅🔷: (light) blue Prince: Prince charming

🇮🇹 avere il sangue blu 🩸🔹- to have blue blood: to be of noble birth

🇬🇧 Sunny side up 🍳☀️ - 🇮🇹 occhio di bue - bull’s eye 👁🐮

🇩🇪 Edelweiß - Noble white

🇩🇪 Götterspeise - dish/fare of the gods: a gelatine pudding

🇩🇪 Abendland - Evening land: the West

🇩🇪 Liebesknochen 🦴💕 - love bone: éclair

🇩🇪 Gänsefüßchen 🦆 - tiny goose feet: quotation marks ‘‘’’

🇩🇪 🇫🇮 Das All,  maailmankaikkeus- ”the all”  “the world’s all”: the Universe (kiitos @pclysemia​) 

🇮🇹 🇸🇪 🇳🇱 chiocciola, kanelbulle, apenstaartje 🐌 🐒- snail, cinnamon bun, monkey tail: @ (at)

🇯🇵 花火【はなび】 🔥 🌺- fire flower: firework 🎆

🇫🇷arc-en-ciel - arch-in-the-sky: rainbow 🌈

🇪🇸 🇫🇷 cometa/cerf-volant/воздушный змей (Russian)/ بادبادک  (farsi) 💫 🦌 🐍 - shooting star, flying deer, air snake, wind-little-wind: kite 🪁

🇵🇱 malinka - little raspberry: hickey💋

🇫🇮 🇳🇱 🇿🇦 hattara, suikerspin, spook asem - little cloud, sugar spider, ghost breath ☁️ 🕷️ 👻 : Cotton candy

물고기 - water meat: fish

not really cute: Faroese 🇫🇴 hvalspýggja - whale puke: jellyfish 🐳

will keep this updated when i find/remember new ones! Also next up: aesthetic idioms

*also called Lunde**not sure if it is a regional thing to call them like that

[meowmeowmessi]

https://twitter.com/BarcaTimes/status/1627562485950586881 this shit again, wallahi romero is such a weirdo 😭😭. i bet he's taking credit for the extention not being signed yet as if leo waiting to see how the ucl pans out wasn't always a given?? like he wants to win the ucl, it makes sense???? some people tried to be like "oh you can't say he's wrong bc he only talked about the extention, not messi going to barca" but first of all yes he did, second, he's doing it again now lol. this man has zero access to and no relationship with messi and he's talking about what leo's supposedly saying to his entourage???? and some people are even blaming kun saying he's telling romero stuff just bc they do business together 🤡. it baffles me how its the exact same pattern of catalan outlets or even laporta himself "reporting" on a messi return just to end up making him look bad and like he's turning barca down and people still buy into it. if he truly wants to go back and laporta grovels for it (a personal request) then good for him but romero??? drunk twitch streamer on laporta's payroll quit speaking on the world champion challenge 😐

gerard romero my detested oh my godddd

i swear the culers who are desperate to have messi back choose to turn a blind eye to the fact that he's infamous for being laporta's lapdog just bc it suits their agenda. i don't think i have much to say regarding this entire transfer saga bc you've succinctly explained everything already, but might i just mention what a fucking clown romero is? i didn't see his interview with araujo myself but i saw twt posts about it, and the fact that he tried to bait the kid into saying something potentially offensive about vinicius (obviously for the clicks) by showing him memes instead of asking him, you know, actually relevant questions is so telling. araujo literally sat there like 😐 you could tell he was feeling like he'd been put on the spot (but thankfully he handled romero's prodding with grace). what's wild to me is how culers were getting a laugh out of it too like bro what happened to shame 😭 i swear these people get the kind of "journalists" they deserve actually

[bdsrsated]

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[beautiful-basque-country]

Tumblr is the magical place where you can find posts like this.

In the tags they say: yeees, we already understood you speak Catalan and you speak Basque. I don't wanna have to think to watch monopoly, for God's sake.

It's always like this: don't use your mother tongue when you're speaking Spanish. Just stick to Spanish. Streamers - who are known for using English terms aaaaaall the time - are SO annoying when they speak some Catalan and Basque! 😒

[jaumesclub]

🎵195 #Tocamela en català!! Programàs! Grans èxits adaptats al català!!! 🎤Jau Fibla torna a ser darrera del micro amb un nou episodi del "Toca-me-la en català"! Prepareu-vos per riure i ballar mentre en Jau adapta al català i per-versiona alguns dels grans èxits musicals de tots els temps en un viatge musical únic i ple de sorpreses que no us voldreu perdre! 🎶😂 ÍNDEX DEL VÍDEO: 00:00:00 Presentació 00:02:30 Camila Cabello: Señorita 00:07:30 Elvis Presley: If I can dream 00:12:10 La Trinca: Mort de gana 00:15:25 Ricchi e poveri: Serà perchè ti amo 00:21:15 Franco Batiatto: Centro di gravita' permanente 00:25:50 Frankie Valli: Can't take my eyes off you 00:29:49 David Bowie: Starman (Titafreda version) 00:34:20 George Harrison: Got my mind set on you 00:38:35 La mirada del Mishu (Eye of the tiger) 00:44:00 Tema de la sèrie FLY 00:46:25 UB40: Kingston town 00:51:25 Roy Orbison: Blue Bayou 00:55:04 Roberto Carlos: Un millón de amigos. 00:59:50 Lluny de l'èxit (Shallow, de Lady Gaga i Bradley Cooper) 01:04:50 Beth: Dime 01:10:50 Abba: Mamma mia! 01:15:15 Celtas Cortos: ¡Tranquilo, majete! 01:23:25 El que pugui (Baccara: I can boogie) 01:28:20 Fran Sinatra: I've got you under my skin 01:32:30 Elton John: Your song 01:37:14 Lou Reed: Perfect day 01:42:40 L'hora del tortilla 01:49:00 Elvis Presley: Can't help falling in love with you 01:52:20 The Tyets: Coti x coti I si us heu passat bé, no oblideu deixar un bonic comentari, un bon like, subscriure-us al canal i compartir amb els vostres amics aquesta festa musical! 🕺💃

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

commenting in a catalan's streamer in catalan using google translator as a form of reparations

[yanjanlan545]

VIVO NEX 3 5G Unlocked phone 12GB+256GB

Basic Information         Model Vivo NEX 3 (12GB+256GB) Band 2G: GSM/EDGE 850/900/1800/1900 3G: WCDMA B1/B4/B5/B6/B8/B19        TD-SCDMA B34/39 4G: FDD-LTE: B1(2100), 2(1900), 3(1800), 4(1700/2100), 5(850), 7(2600), 8(900), 12(700), 17(700), 18(800), 19(800), 20(800), 26(850), 28(700),        TD-LTE: B34/B38/B39/B40/B41 (2555~2655MHz) 5G:  NSA; N41/N78 SIM Card Dual SIM Card Dual Standby (Nano SIM Card) Style Bar Color Liquid Tianhe, Deep Air streamer Shell Material       Glass System OS Android 9.0 (Pie); Funtouch 9.1 CPU Qualcomm SDM855 Snapdragon 855+ (7 nm) Octa-core (1x2.96 GHz Kryo 485 & 3x2.42 GHz Kryo 485 & 4x1.8 GHz Kryo 485) GPU Adreno 640 (700 MHz) NPU Yes ROM 256GB RAM 12GB Card Extend Not Support Screen Display Size   6.89 inch Type Super AMOLED capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors Resolution 1080 x 2256 pixels (~363 ppi density) PPI 363 Multi touch Yes, 10 points Support Format Audio File Format *.3gp, *.mp4 Video File Format *.mp3, *.mp4, *.3gp, *.ogg, *.amr, *.aac, *.flac, *.wav, *.midi Earphone Port Type-C Data Transfer & Connectivity Data transfer USB/bluetooth Mobile internet WAP/WiFi Features Camera Front camera: Motorized pop-up 16 MP, f/2.1 aperture Video recordings: 1080p video recording Rear camera: Triple Camera 64 mega-pixel (F/1.8 aperture) + 13 mega-pixel (F/2.5 aperture) + 13 mega-pixel (F/2.2 aperture) Auto Focus, 6x digital zoom Video recordings: 1080p video recording 720p video recording 720p Slow Motion video recording, 480fps Language English, Spanish, European Portuguese, French, German, Russian, Italian, Japanese, Latin America, Brazilian Portuguese, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Czech , Hungarian, Slovak, Polish, Romanian, Greek, Serbian, Bosnian, Macedonian, Bulgarian, Finnish, Estonian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Slovenian, Croatian, Ukrainian, Turkish, Arabic, Dutch, Thai, Malay, Catalan, Hindi, British English, Korean, Hebrew, Galician, Basque, Hindi, Georgian, Azerbaijani, Uzbek, Khmer, Sinhalese, Urdu, Tibetan Message SMS, MMS Input Handwrite/Keypad Volte Whether you can use VoLTE depends on the local carriers. GPS Built in GPS/AGPS/Glonass/Galileo/Beidou/QZSS WIFI Yes, Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac, dual-band, Wi-Fi Direct, hotspot bluetooth Yes, bluetooth 5.0, A2DP, LE Sensor Gravity-Sensor Support Proximity Sensor Support Ambient Light Sensor Support Gyroscope Support E-Compass Support Fingerprint Sensor Support, Fingerprint (under display, optical) Battery(built-in) 4500mAh(Typical value) Li-Polymer Battery Fast charge Yes, Max to 44W Charger US type, 10V 2A Charging port USB Type-C USB USB 2.0 Dimensions 167.4 x 76.1 x 9.4 mm Net Weight (including battery) 218.5g In the Box 1 x Vivo Nex 3 5G Smartphone 1 x US Charger 1 x TPU Protective Case 1 x USB Type-C Cable 1 x SIM Pin

[intendedtobeblank]

gràcia y brava / grace and bravery

back into the full heart of my neighborhood called gràcia, i’m immersed in a dreamworld. colorful flags and streamers lead me down streets where greek gods seeming of marble are merely elaborate uses of cardboard, balu the bear from the jungle book boasts an inviting grin, the paw patrol pups are on a rescue and all of this feels like halloween for the neighborhood. it’s a tradition that goes back over 200 years.

welcome the the annual gracia neighborhood festival.

each street association in our neighborhood plans their block theme and the club’s locals socialize and craft together on humid summer evenings out on the sidewalk while paper mâché creatures poke their heads out of garages. especially as the week-long festival draws near, toward the middle of august, you can feel the excitement in the fruition of their year-long efforts; literally, around the corner. the winning neighborhood club for best decor receives prize money with which to spend as it chooses. the only stipulation of the event is that each block must use recycled materials; resourcefulness, creativity, and beauty ensue.

i’ve caught the tamer tail end of the festival; the noise has already died down some, the multiple music stages playing rock, pop, folk, metal, oldies, swing or some mixture of them all with a signature trumpet player, until 3 and 4 in the morning are now retiring a bit earlier at 2am. this is a night festival for young and old and in-between, because spain bursts of life in the streets at night.

on the final evening, there is the “correfoc”, or the “fire run” in which children and adults dressed as devils are running with dragons and beasts, showering the streets with sparklers and shrieks. the neighborhood catalan pride is so palpable, almost diffusing into my psyche, even though i’ve only just moved here.

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another adventure takes me north to the stunning “costa brava,” or literally, “brave coast” where a jaunt with friends of friends led us to swimming in spanish mediterranean coves. we hike back through an arid spanish forest, with its dry beauty and bark. morsels of wonder and adventure to savor for a while, since,

school starts tomorrow.

[cinneira-blog]

I rate how languages sound.

Okay, so I was asked to do this rate X thing. I’m gonna rate how I personally perceive how different languages sound.

ACHTUNG! IT’S DAMN BIASED AND RUDE!

Languages that I’ve never heard are not mentioned. Standard varieties are implied unless stated otherwise.

IE.

Germanic.

English. Is everywhere, so whining won’t help much, I guess. Certain British accents are cool (e.g. RP and London). SAE is a potato. Scottish English sounds affected. Irish English I dunno, is it even English? Quantum computers might be able to decipher it.

Dutch. Throat disease.

Icelandic. Shit tier.

Faroese. 10/10, it has “ch” sounds, “ll” —> “tl” and other nerdgasm-inducing things.

Danish. Acquired taste.

Swedish. 9.5/10. Very cute.

Norwegian. 8/10, sounds manlier and a bit rougher than Swedish.

German. Sounds gay when spoken, decent when sung.

Celtic.

Welsh. Mongolian of Europe.

Irish. Russian backwards, seems to have been robbed of sibilants. Poor souls.

Breton. Sounds 100% like French, but actually is not. Weird.

Romance.

Spanish. LA is shit, EU is better, but not really. Although the variety where they pronounce “ll” as a “j”-sound is cool.

French. Throat disease.

Italian. Overrated, but still very cool. They speak too fast tho.

Catalan. Better than both Spanish and French.

Occitan. Second only to Italian.

Portuguese. BR is shit, EU is a bit better. Madredeus are 10/10.

Romanian. Blanda-upped something, 4/10, I guess. Hard to tell.

Slavic.

Russian. Very cool when sung. Spoken, it’s hard to tell since I’m a native, but let’s say shit. Girls nowadays sound too capricious and guys whiny and gay.

Ukrainian. Jokes aside, quite cute. 6.5/10.

Belarusian. Jokes aside… Wait, it’s not even cute.

Polish. Gone overboard with sibilants. Like, seriously. Also flat.

BCS. Tones, really? (Can’t remember if it was actual tones or pitch accent, doesn’t matter tho). Doesn’t suit a Slavic language at all, makes it a bit too sing-song-ish.

Bulgarian. Surprisingly decent, although would be better if they had more palatalised consonants (it would be Russian at that point tho).

Czech. Too soft, can’t compute.

Baltic.

Weird Slavic.

Hellenic.

Greek. Utter shit when spoken, a tongue of gods when sung. Seriously, what the heck? Go listen to Eleftheria Arvanitaki/Natassa Boufiliou or even Disney’s “Colors of the wind” in Greek first, and then to a random Greek League of Legends streamer.

Armenian.

Worse Greek with uvulars and a lot of affricates. When a Slavic speaker complains about unpronounceable consonant clusters, you know something’s gone very wrong.

Indo-Iranian.

A no for me. If you think that was too wide of a brush, wait until I get to American or Australian languages.

URALIC.

Hungarian. Cute, cute, cute. 9.6/10. My mother is fluent in it, and I still can’t forgive her for not teaching it to me when I was a larva.

Finnish. A cheap imitation of Quenya. I’m [not] sorry.

Erzya, Moksha, Komi, and other Uralic tongues of Russia. Sound like Hungarian (or Finnish) spoken with a thick Russian accent. Not fun.

SEMITIC.

Arabic. I’m not really versed in dialects of Arabic, so I can’t say which ones it were, the ones I heard. Most likely, Levantine or Egyptian. Sounds like choking. Worse when sung.

Hebrew. Better than Arabic when sung, indistinctly shitty when spoken.

Berber (Tamasheq). Pretty cool, go listen to Tinariwen.

DRAVIDIAN.

A no. Can’t stand retroflexes (yes, they regularly give me existential pain when I speak Russian or hear Swedish, I know, but still).

CAUCASIAN (NW, NE, S).

These are actual alien tongues. Almost everything about them save nominal morphology (even with that said, they are mostly ERG-ABS) is butt-clenchingly hard (I mean, the real, mean, savage kind of hard. All the usual language learner boogeymen like Chinese or Arabic are jokes compared to THIS. Almost perfect analysability, go figure). Alan Bomhard thinks NWC had intercourse with IE when IE was young. Supposedly, one of the reasons why IE is so troubled with irregularity.

Kabardian. Can vary between completely alien-sounding to absolutely, stunningly beautiful. Go lurk on youtube for some videos.

Chechen. Danish of Caucasus, but devoid of potatoes. Incredibly soft-sounding and melodic.

Georgian. Surprisingly, shitty-sounding.

TURKIC.

Turkish. Shit tier.

Uzbek. Even worse.

Kazakh. Very decent. I hear a Russian accent every time though.

MONGOLIC.

Khalkha Mongolian. Welsh of Asia.

Other Mongolian varieties. Sounds just as funny as Ukrainian to a Russian speaker. Jokes aside, far softer than Khalkha. Not like it’s a good thing tho.

TUNGUSIC.

Manchu. I don’t think it’s possible to find a recording of it spoken, but from what I’ve read about its phonology it seems VERY DAMN INTERESTING. Why would you die out tho.

SINO-TIBETAN.

Mandarin. Absolute shit tier.

Cantonese. Cantopop one love. (Hong Kong makes much better mainstream pop-music than both Japan and Korea). Even though supposedly all the lyrics are written in Standard Mandarin and then sung with Cantonese readings. Spoken, sounds a bit angry.

Tibetan. Weird, soft, palatal. The cadence is nothing like any variety of Sinitic. Old Tibetan must have been hilarious, just as Old Chinese (btw, google “fengshengbang Old Chinese reconstruction” or smth like that, you will be very amused).

KOREANIC.

Korean. Uhm. In K-pop sounds like shit regardless. Alternative stuff, though, is pretty cool. When spoken, makes think of relationships gone wrong, arguments in drama and stuff. 6/10. Nell’s lead singer is 11/10 tho.

JAPONIC.

Japanese. 9/10 when sung (they tend to fuck the prosody to accommodate for Western rhythms), 10/10 when spoken by females, 2/10 when spoken by males. The worst thing you can hear in your life is Japanese spoken with English accent. The second worst is Japanese spoken with Russian accent.

TAI-KADAI.

Shit.

AUSTRO-ASIATIC.

Shit.

AUSTRONESIAN.

Shit, with the exception of…

Tahitian and Maori. These are very well designed conlangs. I would like to shake hands with the creator, he seems to have great understanding of phonetic aesthetics. Easy to pronounce for a change.

AMERICAN LANGUAGES.

I mean, I’ve heard some recordings and stuff, but can’t remember the names of the languages. These are something I know very little about, maybe some day I’ll dig into that potpourri.

NIGER-CONGO

Too much prenasalisation from what I’ve heard. Like, really.

KHOISAN

Clicks lol. On a serious note, some of them are very cool, it’s just the clicks, they sound like impure audio or smth, I can’t help.

So, basically my top 5 would be (in alphabetic order):

Faroese

Greek

Hungarian

Japanese

Kabardian

Not even that much of IE-bias, wow. Next time I’m gonna do the same thing but with writing systems/alphabets/orthographies.

[jaumesclub]

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[jaumesclub]

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