#strawberry baby bar cake

[kitsun369]

[mymelodyisme]

Helloooo farmer friends!! So last night my friend @pavusprince mentioned how she doesn’t understand the toothpaste mint chocolate chip ice cream comparison and that got me thinking!! Let’s talk about food!!

Does your farmer like mint chocolate ice cream? Does it taste like toothpaste? Are they neutral, or do they hate it?

During the summer does your farmer visit Alex’s ice cream stand? What flavor/treat do they buy? What’s their least favorite flavor?

What is one treat your farmer will ALWAYS have in their home? Is it healthy or unhealthy?

If your farmer was a snack item what would they be? (It cannot be a food that could be eaten like a meal, but it may be a dessert) Here’s some examples: chips, cookies, M&ms, Twinkies, crackers, bubblegum, lollipops, etc

What’s your farmer’s comfort food, favorite meal, and least favorite meal?

What’s something they will NEVER eat?

What do they cook if they know they will have a guest over?

If the town’s potluck didn’t matter so much, what ingredient would they take? And what food would they put at an event table if you had to bring something?

Finally, if your farmer was real, what would YOU give them to eat.

[bebe774]

my fav low cal foods

honorable mention: coke zero

strawberries

baby cucumbers & light ranch

oikos greek yogurt (100cals for 1cup)

skinny rice bars (70cals)

bagel thins (110cals)

homemade iced coffee

broccoli (30cals for 1cup)

apples

quest birthday cake bar (180cals)

skinny popcorn (100cals a pack)

carrots & hummus

ollipop soda (35-45cals depending on flavor)

light&fit yogurt (60-80cals depending on flavor)

[the-slumberparty]

🍨Navy & Roo's Sundae Bar🍨

Welcome to Navy and Roo’s Sundae Bar! 

*rules at the bottom*

𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕗𝕝𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕦𝕣, 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕡 𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 (𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕦𝕒𝕝 𝕠𝕣 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟) 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕗𝕝𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤. 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝕒𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕗𝕝𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕦𝕣. 𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕒, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕒 𝕥𝕠𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕥! 

*Click below the cut to see more.*

🍧Vanilla: ‘only one bed’ - a classic flavour for a classic trope. Your characters are stranded and they have to share a sleeping space. 

🍧Chocolate: a secret revealed – for a flavour as dark and rich as chocolate, you need a secret just as delicious. One (or more) of your characters has a dirty little secret revealed. 

🍧Strawberry: berry picking – isn't it obvious? Fresh strawberries are best and berry picking is a sweet summertime activity. Your characters go berry picking, how their adventure ends is up to you. Fluffy, smutty, or even, dark. 

🍧Neopolitan: love triangle – three's a crowd! Whether it’s poly, a crush on someone taken, a third wheel date, or a spicy threesome, there’s more to love in this combination. 

🍧Black Cherry: enemies to lovers – a dark flavour has a sweet tang. So your characters go from one extreme to the other, hate to love. 

🍧Mint Chocolate: the loner – mint chocolate is an acquired taste, so it is that one of your characters is of a similar flavour. A loner is brought out of their shell. 

🍧Cookie Dough: bakery au – cookie dough proves that a bit of baking can make anything better. Your characters now live in a bakery au, whether they work there, or come as customers, they can’t resist the sweet aura. 

🍧Cookies and Cream: soulmates – it's a match made in heaven and without one, the other just feels incomplete. Your characters are soulmates, but how their fates align is up to you. 

🍧Rocky Road: rags to riches – it's been a long road. Cinderella, a lottery winner, a sudden inheritance. You decide how your character gets their windfall. 

🍧Pistachio: rare pair – pistachio isn’t the most popular, but it’s there. Your pairing isn't a common one, but we know you can make it delicious. 

🍧Bubble Gum: slow burn – a bit of chewing is in store. So we will anxiously savour the slow burn between your characters. 

🍧Butter Pecan: mutual pining - a pecan isn’t the same as a pine nut, but it’s close enough. We want to see your characters yearn and even lust all while facing obstacles; whether their own fear of rejection, shyness, or social expectations, they just can’t get to each other. 

🍧Birthday Cake: secret admirer – it doesn’t have to be your birthday to have this flavour. And your secret admirer leaves you gifts every day, but just won’t give you the one thing you desperately want: their identity. 

🍧Butterscotch: childhood friends – every kid likes butterscotch. Your characters have been friends forever, but could they be more? 

🍧French Vanilla: stranded/locked in - vanilla, but make it fancy. Forced proximity to the max. Whether your characters have to work together to escape or survive, or just need to wait out the night, they’re stuck together. 

*toppings are optional, you do not need to use one for your submission.

🥄Sprinkles: a special event - a wedding, a party, a baby shower; make your setting a special get together. 

🥄Chocolate Syrup: established relationship – your characters are already involved, with each other or someone else, adding a bit of messiness to the plot. 

🥄Graham Crackers: flashback – a brief trip into the past reveals something important. 

🥄Gummy Bears: bad luck – your character is just having a bout of misfortune. 

🥄Bananas: eavesdropping – your characters overheard something they shouldn’t have, or misinterpreted a whisper. 

🥄Cherries: meet-cute – this can be fluffy or a stereotypical first meeting gone wrong 

🥄Toasted Almonds: heartbreak – your character is going through a heartbreak 

🥄Oreos: marriage of convenience – your characters marry for the greater good, but maybe not their own 

🥄Peanuts: revenge – someone's getting revenge 

🥄Caramel: drunk/delirious/not in their right mind – one or more of your characters is not thinking straight 

We encourage sundae bar patrons to share this post, both to boost this challenge, or for your own purposes (requests, etc). Thank you all and enjoy your ice cream! 

This challenge is open to all fandoms and characters.

🍒Dark creations are accepted but we will not accept underage, incest, or bestiality. Please don’t forget to add warnings to your works appropriately.

🍒For written pieces, there are no word count limits, but we do ask that you add a “read more” beyond 500 words.

🍒We hope that creators can create an inclusive work and encourage writers and creators to use appropriate tagging, ie, f!reader, etc..

🍒 For this challenge, we will accept sequels or continuations to previous works. Please be sure to link the original work in your submission.

🍒Creators may submit three pieces of each medium (up to three visual pieces and up to three written pieces)

🍒Be kind to yourself and to others. We are here to support and include each other.

🍒This is an event for the summer, with a final due date of September 8 for late submissions.

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[satindollette]

foods to get next time you go shopping ┆ ⤿ 💌 ⌗

˗ˏˋ ꒰ Fruits ꒱ ˎˊ˗

— watermelon

— strawberries

— raspberries

— peaches

˗ˏˋ ꒰ Baby Foods ꒱ ˎˊ˗

— gerber puffs

— yogurt melts

— gerber grain bars

˗ˏˋ ꒰ Vegetables ꒱ ˎˊ˗

— cucumber

— spinach

— broccoli

— celery

— carrots

— tomatoes

˗ˏˋ ꒰ Health Snacks ꒱ ˎˊ˗

— greek yogurt

— rice cakes

— cottage cheese

— tasty pastry

˗ˏˋ ꒰ Snacks ꒱ ˎˊ˗

— boom chicka pop

— skinny pop

˗ˏˋ ꒰ Others ꒱ ˎˊ˗

— original cheerios

— chia seeds

— flax seeds

— coffee

— laxatives

[callsigns-haze]

Happy 1st spark

Eris x Rhysand's Sister!Reader Summary: Finna turns one and Eris and Y/N need to make it special Chapter Warnings: PURE FLUFF

*Serves as a one-shot but can be read as memories fade or the sequel loves haze series

The morning sun cast a warm, golden glow over the cabin, gently waking the forest that surrounded it. Birds chirped softly, their songs harmonizing with the rustling of leaves. Inside the cabin, the atmosphere was even more serene and filled with quiet excitement. Today was a special day—it was Finna's first birthday.

Eris woke early, as he often did, the weight of leadership and parenthood blending seamlessly into his routine. He moved carefully, not wanting to disturb Y/N, who was still recovering. Her soft breaths were a comforting reminder of her presence and resilience. Eris slipped out of bed, pulling on a robe, and padded quietly to the nursery.

Finna was already awake, standing in his crib, clutching the wooden bars with his chubby hands. His strawberry-brown hair was tousled from sleep, and his light brown hazel eyes sparkled with the pure joy and curiosity that only a one-year-old could possess. The moment he saw his father, a wide, toothy grin spread across his face, and he began to bounce excitedly.

"Happy birthday, my little prince," Eris whispered, lifting Finna from the crib. He kissed the boy's forehead, breathing in the sweet, innocent scent of his baby son. Finna babbled in response, his tiny hands reaching for Eris' face.

Eris carried Finna to the kitchen, where Ace, their hunting hound, lay on his bed. Upon seeing Eris and Finna, the dog wagged his tail enthusiastically, bounding up to greet them. Eris laughed softly, balancing Finna on one hip while he filled a bowl with fresh water for Ace.

Today, the kitchen was a haven of birthday preparations. Y/N had insisted on a small, intimate celebration, given her current state of recovery. Eris had promised to take care of everything. A small cake sat on the counter, decorated with a single candle and tiny woodland creatures made of frosting. The scent of freshly baked bread and simmering stew filled the air, a comforting reminder of home and love.

With Finna securely in his arms, Eris began to prepare breakfast. He hummed softly, a tune that his own mother used to sing to him, while he sliced fruit and buttered toast. Finna watched with wide eyes, occasionally reaching out to grab at pieces of fruit or the edge of the counter. Eris chuckled at his son's eagerness, enjoying these simple moments of shared routine.

Once breakfast was ready, Eris placed Finna in his high chair, securing him with gentle care. He set out a plate of soft fruit pieces and tiny bits of toast for Finna, who immediately began to eat with gusto. Eris couldn't help but smile, feeling a swell of pride and love for his son.

As Finna ate, Eris slipped back into the bedroom to wake Y/N. She was stirring, her eyes fluttering open as he entered the room. "Good morning, love," he said softly, leaning down to kiss her forehead. "Our little prince is ready for his birthday breakfast."

Y/N smiled, though there was a hint of lingering sadness in her eyes. She was still recovering, both physically and emotionally, but today was a day to celebrate life and the joy their son brought into their lives. "I can't believe he's already one," she murmured, her voice thick with emotion.

Eris helped her out of bed, mindful of her comfort, and together they made their way to the kitchen. When Finna saw his mother, his face lit up even more, and he reached out his arms, calling for her with his sweet baby babble. Y/N took a seat next to Finna, kissing his chubby cheeks and making him giggle.

Eris watched them with a contented smile, feeling a deep sense of gratitude for his family. Despite the hardships they had faced, moments like these made everything worthwhile. He joined them at the table, wrapping an arm around Y/N and pulling her close. Together, they enjoyed the simple pleasures of breakfast, love, and the joy of celebrating their son’s first birthday.

The morning sun rose higher, casting warm light through the cabin windows as Eris and Y/N focused on making Finna's first birthday special. After breakfast, Eris cleaned up while Y/N played with Finna, her laughter mingling with his delighted squeals. Ace, their loyal hunting hound, watched the family with bright eyes, his tail wagging in anticipation of the day's festivities.

Despite the joyful atmosphere, Eris couldn't help but check on Y/N every few seconds. His eyes flicked between his son and his mate, a constant, silent reassurance that she was okay.

Once the kitchen was tidied, Eris joined Y/N and Finna in the living room. They had a few presents for their little boy, each one thoughtfully chosen. Eris took a seat on the floor next to Y/N, who held Finna in her lap. "Ready for your first present, little prince?" Eris asked, his eyes twinkling with excitement.

Finna clapped his hands, not fully understanding but clearly enjoying the attention and the promise of something new. Eris handed him a small, brightly wrapped package. Finna's tiny fingers fumbled with the paper, tearing at it with a mixture of curiosity and determination.

Inside was a handmade wooden toy, carved and painted by one of the local artisans. It was a small, wheeled dragon, the colors vibrant and inviting. Finna's eyes widened with delight as he grasped the toy, making it roll across the floor. "Rawr," he babbled, imitating the sound of a dragon as best as he could.

Y/N and Eris exchanged a fond glance, their hearts swelling with love for their son. Eris reached over, brushing a strand of hair from Y/N's face, his touch lingering just a moment longer than necessary. "He loves it," Y/N said softly, resting her head against Eris' shoulder.

Eris smiled, kissing the top of her head. "Just wait until he sees the next one." He reached for another package, this one slightly larger, and handed it to Finna. This time, Y/N helped him unwrap it, revealing a soft, knitted blanket in shades of green and gold. It was embroidered with delicate patterns of leaves and stars, a labor of love from Y/N herself.

Finna immediately snuggled into the blanket, his small face lighting up with contentment. "It's beautiful, love," Eris murmured, his voice filled with admiration for Y/N's handiwork.

The morning passed in a blur of joy and laughter, with more presents and playtime. Finna's giggles filled the cabin, a sweet sound that echoed in their hearts. As the day wore on, Eris and Y/N took turns entertaining Finna, playing games and reading stories.

Throughout it all, Eris continued to check on Y/N, his eyes frequently drifting to her, ensuring she was alright. By late afternoon, it was time for a nap. Finna, exhausted from the excitement, was starting to rub his eyes and yawn. Y/N picked him up, cradling him gently. "Let's get you to bed, birthday boy," she cooed, pressing a kiss to his forehead.

Eris followed them to the nursery, watching as Y/N rocked Finna in the rocking chair, humming a lullaby. The room was warm and cozy, filled with soft light and love. As Finna's eyes began to close, Y/N carefully placed him in his crib, tucking the new blanket around him.

Eris stepped forward, placing a hand on Y/N's shoulder. Together, they stood by the crib, watching their son sleep. "Happy birthday, Finna," Eris whispered, his voice thick with emotion. "We love you so much."

Y/N nodded, her eyes glistening with tears. "More than anything in the world."

Leaving the nursery, they closed the door quietly behind them. Back in the living room, Eris pulled Y/N into his arms, holding her close. "You did an amazing job today," he said softly, his eyes searching hers for any sign of distress. "Thank you for making his first birthday so special."

Y/N smiled, resting her head against his chest. "We did it together, love. And we'll keep making special memories for him, no matter what."

Eris kissed her forehead, feeling an overwhelming sense of gratitude for his family. Despite the challenges they had faced, they had each other, and that was enough. As the day turned into evening, they looked forward to the future, filled with hope and love for the adventures that lay ahead.

Request are open and active!

Tagging some:

@callsign-magnolia

@kmc1989

@hardballoonlove

@senawashere

@hookslove1592

@marvel-molly

@lucky7rosie

@daughterofthemoons-stuff

@lilah-asteria

@crossfandomslut

@pit-and-the-pen

@inky-sun

@the-sweet-psycho

@why4anne

@bunnyredgirl

@rcarbo1

@pandabiiissh

@adalia-jaycee

@swiftie-4-lifes-stuff

@minaethrym

[bunniehrtz]

pregnant dina x reader w reader helping w cravings 🤍

dina x fem!reader

cw: just fluff, set in jackson, dina and reader are together, jesse is here too

“babe?” dina shouts, you pop your head into your shared room. “yeah? you okay? what’s wrong?” you panic, rushing over to her, pressing your hand on her tummy. “nothing’s wrong, just cravings are really bad,” she laughs and you sigh in relief. “what do you want?” you ask, leaning up. “the baby is craving a really big sandwich.”

you’re up and out of the door, on your way to get dina’s food before she finished the sentence. you make your way into the tipsy bison, talking with maria while she prepares dina’s sandwich. maria hands you the sandwich, as well as a tupperware box. “there’s a few cookies, a slice of cake,” she hands you another paper bag. “in there, a few apples and strawberries, the same as last time,”

“thank you so much, maria. angel!” you rush out of the packed bar, jesse following behind you.

you step back into your house, laying out the feast in front of you. you hear slow footsteps descending down the stairs, jesse rushing over to help dina. you feel incredibly lucky to have jesse around too. “god, that smells so good!” dina smiles at you, leaning up to press a kiss to your lips. she takes the sandwich and walks into the living room, jesse following her.

“you worry too much,” you hear her say, and you laugh to yourself, getting her other food ready to bring into her.

you lay all the cookies, cake, and fruit onto a platter. only the best for your girl, and your baby. the crinkle of the paper the sandwich was wrapped in signifies she’d finished, so you bring in the plate. dina gasps, sitting up. smiling down at her, you notice her eyes tearing up. “what’s wrong? are you okay?” you panic once more, setting the plate down on the coffee table, rushing to her side. she nods, taking your face in her hands, kissing all over. you smile, confused.

“thank you. i love you,” she smiles, you kiss her back.

[cutiecusp]

The Birthday Pact.

BF! Keegan Russ x Reader drabble

What happens when a childhood pact you made with your best friend becomes reality?

TW. Best Friend Keegan, marriage pact, light smut, fluff, use of endearment.

Early 90s

"Ew, Keegan. No one spits on their hand to shake on it. It's gross." Ten year old you says to your best friend, grinning in the sun, freckles and ice cream dotted over your faces.

"Do too, makes it stick." Keegan insists, shoving his hand in yours. The feeling of a clammy hand grosses you out, but you shake it anyway, shuddering as you try not to think about why his hand is wet before heading to the swings to play.

"Thirty is a billion years away. We will be so old and so not married to each other." You tease as you swing for the stars.

10 years later

"Key, we've been over this. If you find a girlfriend our pact won't mean much anymore." You laugh as you both get ready for a party, your hair cut shorter than the last time you made the pact, your eyes sparkling with glitter as you apply your lip gloss in the tiny mirror in the car.

"Maybe, but if you are thirty, and I'm thirty, and we aren't seeing anyone else, we are still getting married." Keegan replies, his gruff voice cutting over the radio.

"We made a spit shake, remember?" He teases back. He knew he had to be on deployment soon, but couldn't find the words to tell you how he truly felt, so was happy being your best friend. (For now.)

Present day.

The group of people in the busy restaurant are singing as you blow out the candles on your cake. You were having a small party, surrounded by all of your friends, bar one. Keegan was still on deployment, and while you felt odd celebrating your birthday without him, you were grateful for your friends for cheering you up.

Opening your eyes slowly, taking in your wish, you lock eyes on a familiar face. Surprise flushes over your face as you see your best friend come through the door, still in his tactical vest and combat boots.

Dropping his bag to the floor, he catches you as you fling yourself into his arms. Inhaling your strawberry shampoo, he holds you close for a minute, breathing you in.

"Happy Birthday Doll. I've missed you so much." He says against your neck, wrapping his arms tighter around you.

Brushing his lips against your forehead, he pulls back and looks at you, remembering the girl who loved ice cream in the sun, swinging on the swings until she got sick, drawing unique designs with make up on her face, and he sighs.

"Baby, I know we were kids when we made that promise, but I'm thirty, you are thirty, and I can't pretend anymore. You've been it for me since I was ten. You were the only girl I wanted to kiss, the only girl I ever saw myself with, the only girl that mattered."

You pull on your arms surrounding his neck, pulling his face closer to yours. You could see the love in his eyes, and the faint blush on his cheeks he always got around you.

"Get me a ring, and we will talk about it tomorrow." You say before softly brushing your lips against his.

"Much better than a spit shake." You laugh.

Keegan pulls you in for a deeper kiss, his arms holding you tight.

"See, told you it sticks." He quips back, before pressing a kiss to your temple.

"Gonna make you mine, doll. White dress and all..."

A/N this was written while I was waiting for the kettle to brew, so hasn't been proofread, wanted to do a little drabble about this prompt, especially with Keegan, hope you like it!?

@misshugs @thevoiceinyourheadx @frudoo @rynbeerose @xoxunhinged @soraya-daydreams @shadowdark00 @enjisbf @muneca-lemon-steppa @yesornowaitidontknow

[milk-tea-sakura]

✩°𓏲⋆🌿. ⋆⸜ 🍵✮˚˙ . ꒷ 🍰 . 𖦹˙—⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍓ɞ˚‧｡⋆

𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓢𝓪𝓴𝓾𝓻𝓪’𝓼 𝓑𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝔂!

How can I take your order? Just pick a dessert, drink and a member of your choosing. Please indicate who you want me to write about or I won’t do your request.

Fandoms: Stray Kids, Ateez, BTS, Enhypen, P1harmony, Seventeen, TXT (I am open to other groups! Just specify thegroup and member you want!!)

I do accept polyamourus relationships (member + reader). Up to 3 or 4 members! It makes it manageable on my end and however, occasionally I do write full group fics.

You can order in the inbox of @milk-tea-sakura I’ll get your order out asap, just check to make sure that I am taking orders before you order. Also let me know if you want it sweet or spicy!

And big thanks to @bunnys-kisses for giving me the inspiration for this. If you want non kpop character I recommend checking them out. And don’t forget to check their order list because we don’t have the same meals.

Order list below the cut!!

❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀

Cheesecake - “Baby, don’t make me spell it out for you… you know I want you.”

Castella cake - “I can give you a list of how you make me feel.”

Swiss rolls - “Oh my, what have I done to deserve such a beautiful smile.”

Apple pie - “I must be in heaven”

Mochi - “If you don't behave I’ll let the boys handle you.”

Dango - “How can you still look so attractive while crying?”

Miso butter cookie - “You’ve never even touched yourself?”

Crepe cookies - “What if I told you I’ve been in love with you since we were kids?”

Nama Chocolate - “You know, I could get you off right here, right now.”

Purin - "If he fucks with me again, i'm finishing inside of you."

Tiramisu - “I wonder if the boys would also like to see this cunt. Would you let them see it?”

Strawberry shortcake - “Why are you being so gentle with me? I like it when you’re rough.”

Fluffy pancakes - “Your thighs are shaking so much.”

Watermelon Sorbet - “How about you put these lips to work instead of just talking all the time?”

Zebra cake - “You taste like heaven, and I can’t get enough.”

Lemon slice - “Be good for me and I’ll untie you.”

Pull-apart bread - “I know you said no marks… But what if I put them where nobody except for me will see them?”

Ice cream sandwich - “You act all innocent and look so sweet, but I know what a dirty mind you really have.”

Chocolate cake - “We have to be quiet. If you make a sound, I’ll have to stop!”

Souffle - “When I tell you to sit on my face, I want you to sit, is that clear?”

S’mores - “I know baby, I know. I’m right here just breathe.”

Belgian waffles - "I've been waiting for this kiss since the moment I laid eyes on you."

Shortbread cookies - "You kissed me! You kissed me, how's that not a big deal?"

Angel food cake - “You know, I’m holding back from fucking you over this kitchen counter, don’t push your luck.”

Red velvet cake - "Why do we keep pretending we don't want to kiss each other?"

Croissants - "No goodnight kiss for me?"

Crepes - "If you wanted a kiss, all you had to do was ask."

French toast - "Just because I'm drunk doesn't mean I don't mean it when I say I want you to kiss me."

Churros - "On a scale of one to ten...how mad would you be if I kissed you right now?"

Eclairs - "I think I deserve a kiss."

Bagel - "You can't just kiss me and expect everything to be okay."

Peanut butter bars - "The only way this is ending is you getting pregnant."

Scones - "You're so much more agreeable when you have something to occupy that mouth of yours."

Fudge - “You know, a hug can be like medicine and make some of the pain go away. Wanna try?”

Chocolate mousse - “Is it okay, if we just lie down and watch a movie? I’m not feeling so good.”

Hot cross buns - “If you want to keep sitting on my lap you have to stop wiggling around like that.”

Brownies - “I see you’ve started without me.”

Cinnamon rolls - “Are you trying to turn me on right now? Because it’s working.”

Mango sorbet - “You have my full attention.”

Carrot cake - “C’mere, Sit down, tell me what’s going on.”

Pastry braid - “There’s no one else I’d rather bother for the rest of my life than you.”

Sourdough bread - “I would run out of breathe trying to describe all the reasons why I love you.”

❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞 ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀

Misutgaru - Bondage

Banana milk - Cuckolding

Strawberry milk - Food play

Chocolate milk -Gagging

Omija tea - Breeding

Chrusanthemum tea - Public/Semi-public sex

Bacchus - Temperature play

Citron tea - Wax play

Green plum tea - Voyeurism

Barley tea - Cockwarming

Matcha - Doggy style

Genmaicha - Oral sex

Sakura tea - Rough sex

Royal milk tea - Vanilla sex

Melon soda - Jeaoulsy

Yakult - Spanking

Ramune - Orgasm control

Sake - Daddy/Appa kink

Soju - Mommy/Eomma kink

Coffee - Praise kink

Bubble tea - Sub! Reader

Vodka shot - Dom! Reader

Coconut water - Sub! Character

Sparkling water - Dom! Character

Energy drink - Aftercare

Champagne - Pregnancy

Red wine - Size kink

White wine - Strength kink

Espresso shot - Body worship

Lemonade - biting/hickies

Latte - Sugar daddy! Character

Water - Film/recording

Milkshake - Unprotected sex

Chai - Protected sex

Root beer - Degrading kink

Earl grey - Age gap

Americano - Big cock

Light roast coffee - Drunk sex

Medium roast coffee - Accidently launching relationship

Dark roast coffee - Lingerie

Hot chocolate - Cowgirl position

On the house - Author's choice!

[candywife333]

Only Here for the Food

Summary: I am having Jungkook's baby. That's right bitches, you heard me right. We had a one night stand and now I am going to make him pay in cash and chocolate doughnuts-- currency of the gods. No emotions, just mucho dinero. That's the motto for today. There's no way he can fall in love with a virtual freeloader right? Let's all pray that he doesn't for my sake and yours.

chubby reader x idol (loaded) jungkook

Disclaimer: This character of Jungkook is not a representation of the real life Jungkook. Keep in mind this is all fiction.

Mini- series

(haven't decided on how many parts. I guess however many it takes me to get my thoughts across)

Part -2 link

PART 1

"Um, excuse me, jungkook"? Jungkook scrunched his eyebrows into little squiggly lines at the hurried voice of his studio manager. "Yes, manager-nim, what exactly is the problem?"

"I don't know how exactly to put this Jungkook, but there is a heavily pregnant girl out in the waiting room with all the members. She is telling everyone that she is pregnant with your child, from a one night stand. She is sitting there eating cold ranch Doritos and demanding that we get her tiramisu and alfredo fettucini from the cafe below".

Jungkook's right eye brow twitched in anger and disbelief, who the hell was this impudent, audacious thot? He slept with many girls, and he never failed to use protection. There could simply be no way that she was pregnant with his child.

He ventured down to the waiting room to see who the hell this girl was. As he entered the room, he saw a panicking Namjoon pacing the room as he usually does when he is agitated. Namjoon caught sight of him and took him in front a heavily pregnant girl.

The girl looked like she was literally 15, dressed in a calf length baby pink flared cotton dress with a fuzzy white oversized cardigan, oversized pearl earrings, cream-white kitten heels , and a blindingly white ribbon tied to her hair in a ponytail. She looked like she had stumbled off the set of my little pony and the care bears.

She smiled as she stretched her body and protruding belly over the entire couch, making Jimin and Taehyung sit up to avoid her limbs sprawled out on the couch. The mysterious girl grinned lazily, "Hey Jungkook! Remember me from the hotel down the road two months ago? We met in the karoake bar. My name is Y/N, if that rings a bell at all". Jungkook stood there, eyebrows furrowed, quivering with indignation, "Who the hell do you thing you are? Barging into my waiting room? Who even let you inside the premises of HYBE"!

Y/N merely yawned at his furious voice, "ummm, I don't know. I think this man with really wide shoulders and thick lips. He talked about preserving lineage or something really fancy. He left me here when I said your name, as though he was electrocuted". She smirked, lips slanted upwards into a diabolical slant, eyes glinting with mischief, "I don't know why he would be surprised? Considering you had no qualms sexing me up that day when you had too much to drink. Mind you, I was also drunk that day and neither of us used protection". She shrugged her shoulders, "That is how we ended up in this predicament. You can check CCTV footage if you are still questioning it. The love motel would've stored it".

A sharp hiss resounded through the room. All the members heard the sordid tale and stared at Jungkook in disdain. Their youngest member was used to getting his way and it wasn't out of character for him to suddenly find a girl he liked and on whim sleep with her. Y/N blinked quietly and then quietly stated, "I don't need anything from you except child support. We can negotiate it together between the two of us, or between your lawyer and me. The only extra thing I demand is a box of chocolate donuts , freshly baked bread, a tiramisu cake, and a pound of strawberry cheesecake from my favorite bakery delivered to my doorstep every month. In case you are wondering, yes, to clarify, this is part of the child support".

All the members' jaws collectively dropped in shock at what she had just said. Jungkook gritted his teeth, agonized at the prospect of dealing with this girl for the rest of his mortal life. She interrupted, "Oh right, first let's do a paternity test like how they do it in the movies. Just to be sure. So you know, that it is your baby. Granted, you are the first person I actually had sex with". Jungkook squinted his eyes, jaw locked in anger ," Are you telling me, that you have never had sex before? That you don't go around waiting to trap random idols in this manner?"

Y/N shrugged nonchalantly, "Believe what you will, dude. I have had sex before, but I have only taken things up my mouth and been eaten up like a three course meal", she winked shamelessly, "if you catch my drift". She continued, as Jungkook and the rest of the members were paralyzed at her bold statements, " The time with you was the first time I took it up my kitty cat. You were going to shove your lochness monster up my snuffleupagus also, but I had to stop you". Not believing all that he was hearing, Namjoon fell onto the couch stiffly, unmoving, eyes fixed on Y/N as though he were in a coma.

Jungkook had his hand on his forehead. This entire ordeal was a nightmare. What the fuck had he done to bring this upon himself? As his head floated towards the wall for support, Y/N quipped, "if you are going to hurt yourself by banging you head against the wall, just make sure to write the child support into your will. I don't want to get in between you and death, but where my bag is concerned, I unfortunately have to intervene".

She proceeded to twirl her hands in her hair as a worker came in and handed her a plate of tiramisu. She sat upright and start devouring it. In between bites, as she stuffed herself to death she uttered, "Just so you know, I love the color pink and can occupy myself with yarn and a sewing kit for hours. Wanted to give you an FYI in case you needed to take me on a trip or something".

Jungkook eyes filled with tiny flames , he seethed , "Why would anyone take you anywhere you bitch? Isn't already too much, the fact that I will be paying child support to your ugly over distended ass? Women get pregnant, but you look like a mammoth, not a mother to be". Y/N merely blinked, staring at him resolutely as she continued to eat simultaneously, "Well, I mean you fucked and put a baby into me, so you must have liked my over distended ugly ass at some point throughout the night right? That is why I am telling you, you tried to put it my ass. I just couldn't take it no matter how much I tried. You know what they say, the attempt is what matters, not the result. At least I tried".

The rest of the members started choking, trying to suppress their laughter as she continued , eating with gusto enough to make Jin's mouth water as he entered the room to see what the noise was about. She chomped on the tiramisu as though it were here last meal, getting coffee and cream all over her lips, "I can get a participation award for trying to take it up my ass right? Anyways, I found out you were in Korea because I keep seeing shorts on youtube about when you leave and enter the country. They always say amusing stuff like, Jungkook left Korea and later on, now he has safely landed, as though they thought you were going to die or something. Like, millions of people fly everyday, but you don't see articles like, so and so from Daejeon got on the flight and now is safely back".

Yoongi was trying so hard not to laugh. This girl might be idiotic and a thot, but she was hella funny. Like he was wheezing as though he had asthma right now. Jungkook got in front of y/N , ready to yeet her off the couch. Y/N sat there and stared up at him blankly, "just so you know, if you manhandle me, I will sue you for assault. If you know what is good for you, you won't put your beautiful vascular manicured hands on me. Don't underestimate a girl with an appetite and an indomitable spirit".

She got up gracefully , " You called me a bitch. Well I think you are a conniving kerfuffle who does not know how to keep his business clean. Everybody knows not to do hanky panky without a rubber, and you clearly did not care that night". She handed him a slip of paper, " Here is my number and address, when you need to send desserts to my house and call me for a meeting with your lawyer for the paternity test. Toodles! Talk to you later! I have a doctor's appointment to attend".

[kitsun369]

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Unsolicited 29

Warnings: bad self-thought/talk, bullying, insults, low self-esteem, money problems, oral/noncon, coercion, cum, some untagged sexual and dark elements.

Wouldn’t mind some feedback! Lloyd was driving me nuts so I had to do it. Thank you in advance 💜

Masterlist

Lloyd struts ahead of you as the porter leaves the bag by the door and leaves. You glance around as he takes a chocolate dipped strawberry from the platter waiting in expectation of your arrival. He really planned this out. 

You take in every inch, the curved pink chaise and leather sofa, a long glass bar stocked with every bottle you could think of. And a golden rack filled with clothes hung in a spectrum of colours. Dress, lingerie, and more.

“So,” he speaks through a mouthful, juice dribbling from the corner of his lips, “what do you think, honey bun?”

You fold your arms, “what am I supposed to think?”

“Preferably, about me. Rabid dreams of fucking me into the sunset.”

“Please,” you roll your eyes as you tiptoe further inside, “you have to know I have no idea what the fuck you’re up to.”

“And you don’t need to know,” he disposes the stem and takes another berry, this one dipped in white chocolate, “come on, baby cakes,” he nears and offers the dessert, “enjoy it while it lasts.”

You narrow your eyes as he brings the strawberry to your lips and prods with the tip. You swallow and open your mouth, taking a luscious bite as he watches. You could shudder at the intensity in his eyes. He’s a nasty piece of work.

“Mmm,” he considers you as you chew and he nibbles at the rest of the berry, “I know you got some hangups about the whole… husband thing. Maybe I can do it right–”

“Lloyd, I’m not falling for it. What are you trying to do–”

“Look, I know things got out of hand last night, but I think we get along well–”

You scoff and nearly choke, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand as you shake your head. “Get along? Come on. Last night– Every day before– I know what you’re doing. You’re fucking with me. What do you want? Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot. Daddy, what hole?”

His smirk straightens and his eyes list away from you in irritation, “don’t.”

“I’m only playing by your rules.”

“My rules,” he insists as he looks at you again, “that’s right. So… maybe I’m changing them.”

You know he wants a reaction. You’re about to give it to him. He wants to play married couple? Now? After he demeaned you? After he humiliated you? Tried to push another woman in your face? Cut you? You just don’t get it.

You expected him to bend you over, to call you names, to slap you around. You didn’t expect this. He’s definitely screwing with your head. No, it’s not happening. Get through, go back and meet Colin, and leave.

“Alright, new rules,” you throw your hands up, “what now? I doubt it’s that different,” you pace around, “wanna fuck on this couch? Maybe against the window? Oh, is there a hot tub–”

“Baby, let’s not rush this,” he points at you, “I wanna have some fun. Some real fun.”

“Your type of fun.”

“Everyone’s type of fun,” he crosses the room and slips behind the bar. He takes out a square bottle of golden tequila and turns to pick out two shot glasses, “how about a game?”

You say nothing. Alcohol seems enticing but dangerous given the situation. Saying no just as much. 

“Okay, a game?”

“Never have I ever? Everyone knows that game.”

“Yeah, college girls.”

“Hm, you went to college, didn’t you? Community college… Fairview?”

You stiffen. How much does he know about you? Your ears prick with caution and you take a seat slowly. You don’t have much of a choice.

“That’s the one,” you confirm, “and you? If I had to guess…” you scrunch your lips, “Harvard.”

“Good guess,” he praises patronizingly.

“You reek of it.”

He grins proudly as he sits next to you and sets out the glasses. He pulls the stopper from the bottle and pours steadily. You can only watch the golden nectar touch the brim.

“You first,” he hands you one.

You huff and wobble your head indecisively. You were never very good at this. “Never have I ever… got in a fight.”

He tuts and downs the tequila, “too easy.”

You shrug and wait. He looks at the glass in your hand, “you never…”

“I asked, I don’t gotta drink.”

“Well, have you–”

“Not how it works,” you deflect smoothly, “your turn.”

“Hmm, never have I ever… kissed a woman.”

You arch a brow and drink. He tilts his head coyly as he stares intently. He hums. “Naughty girl.”

“She was probably the best kisser I knew.”

“Best?” He prods.

“Alright, uh,” he refills your glass as you conjure another question, “never have I ever skinny dipped.”

Again, he empties his shot. His throat ticks as he swallows, the high volume straining in his cheeks.

“No lime?” You wonder, “seems like we’re gonna go through this a bit fast.”

“Lime’s for pussies,” he sniffs, “never have I ever had a one night stand.”

You drink and right the glass, “do I drink for the number of times,” you kid.

He chuckles, “oh, you’re getting cocky.”

“I’m trying not to think.”

“You do that a bit too much,” he comments and reaches for the bottle.

“Never have I ever,” your vision blears slightly and you feel the percentage start to kick in, “been pegged.”

Lloyd puts the bottle down heavily. He seems put off by the absurd declaration. He looks at his glass and lifts it slowly, then stops and lowers it again. He clicks his tongue and shakes his head.

“Drink.”

“Fuck,” you toss back the tequila and he’s swift to top you up.

“Never have I ever… worn vibrating panties.”

You bite your cheek and wait for him to finish pouring. You drain the shot.

“Okay, I need the story,” he prompts.

“No way.”

“We should get a pair.”

“We?”

He pushes his shoulders back, “yeah, we. Mrs. Hansen. Go.”

He fills your glass again and you suck in your lip. You’re really feeling it now. You’re dizzy and bit sluggish as you focus on holding the shot steady.

“Hmmm, okay,” you inhale. No, that makes it worse. “Never have I everrrr….” you drag out the words with your thought, “been with two partners at once.”

He swigs and lets out a hiss as the alcohol constricts his throat. You smile triumphantly. You can even it out if he says something stupid enough.

“Never have I ever,” he begins, “tasted my own cum.”

You clamp your lips together and sigh. You drink. His eyes round and he nearly spills his own drink.

“Well, well, looks like I’m not the one who corrupted you,” he taunts.

“You must be disappointed,” you hold back a hiccup and put the glass on the low table, “alright, I need some water. Maybe a break.”

“Ah, not so fast,” he stops you from standing as he catches your hip and nudges you back down, “are you… tipsy?”

“Lloyd,” you wave him away, “stop.”

“Not so fun, is it?”

“Fuck off.”

“Oh, you think if I tell you to shave your eyebrows, you’ll do it.”

“You did that yourself,” you chide, “don’t even–”

You touch your forehead and breathe.

“Don’t worry, we can still have fun,” he grabs the back of your head and raises his glass, “just a little more and I think we’ll have loads.”

“Ll–” he pours the tequila into your mouth and you sputter, choking it down as he holds you in place. You hit his hand and the glass falls to the floor as you flail, “Jeez–”

“Come on, baby, you got me worked up on the plane,” he shoves his hand up your skirt, “better finish what you started.”

“Fucker,” you slur, “I knew–”

“What did you know?” He leans into you, laying you down on the couch, “that I can’t wait to eat your pussy raw? Or that I’m gonna blow your back out.”

[toomanytookas]

A Fic Menu for Friendship!

My cherished @schnarfer. How wonderful that our little pieces of the internet intersected such that we could meet. It really does feel like I've known you always sometimes...

And how delightful it has been to be a bit of a garçon de cuisine in your kitchen as of late! Inspired by our convo about reclists as pairing menus, for the @swiftiscruff friendship exchange^ I've whipped up a very non-serious one (liberties absolutely taken with the genre) that is a riff on your masterlist and its wonderful contents. 🖤✨

For increased accessibility/given that tumblr can sometimes be weird with images, text of the menu with some formatting preserved is available below the cut! I haven't included links because they're all findable via Al's masterlist; see above!

^Thank you to Cat and Han for creating this event! It's been so lovely to see everyone's posts.

Cafe Schnarfer

Beautiful works handcrafted by head chef Al

Tonight's Menu

-First Courses-

If Wishes Came True (3.87k)

The newest dish on our menu. A perfect tasting platter of some of our chef’s specialties: sparkling love, a character you adore but want to give a firm talking to, and endings that make the angst feel incredibly worth it.

Recommended pairing A healthy slice of cake and a cola flavoured lollipop.

Difficult (12.03k)

The first dish developed for the restaurant! A must for those who enjoy notes of instant chemistry, a bit of self-destruction, a lot of Fleabag energy, and hopeful endings.

Recommended pairing A strawberry milkshake, whipped cream vodka optional* *strongly suggested to make things a little messy, just don’t accidentally give it to the kids

-Entremet-

Purple Haze (5k)

An opportunity to take a brief break from our menu's angsty notes to indulge in a heady, vintage-styled treat. This isn’t your average op-shop find, we’re talking high-end fashion, baby!

Recommended pairing A couple of gin bucks should do the trick. Or just the ginger ale if you’re not in the mood for a buzz!

-Second Courses-

Go Your Own Way (10.87k)

A dish close to the hearts of our whole kitchen. A perfect selection for those who have fallen for a fuckboy and find it therapeutic to recognise your past in a wonderfully raunchy but still angsty story. The finish of this dish manages to incorporate senses of both sadness and hopefulness, making for a cathartic aftertaste.

Recommended pairing A warming Mexican hot chocolate. You'll appreciate how it matches the spice and provides you with some added comfort when things get achy.

Endurance (15.11k)

You will never forget the first time you experience this dish and will always find a way to convince yourself that you aren’t boring for ordering it time after time. A slice of spiciness coupled with a heavy dash of the forbidden add immense depth to a texturally rich feast full of historical flavour.

Recommended pairing A U.S. Army-issued chocolate bar and maybe a prairie oyster for the vibes. But then make sure to treat yourself to some actually  nice-tasting chocolate.

-Dessert-

The Kit Kat Trilogy (16.25k)

The dessert you’ll think about for 10 years and then come back for more. Save room because it is full of delicious angst and delightful romance that you won’t be able to help but consume whole. On a day when you’re low on time, you’ll consider stopping by for just another taste of this memorable sweet treat, we guarantee it.

Recommended pairing A full roast dinner. Even if it’s just for yourself. And maybe a glass of champagne to throw at the wall when things get angsty for a sec.

-Digestifs-

Dial Drunk (7.70k)

Let’s celebrate the end of our meal with lots of hope that emerges from some long-endured darkness.

Recommended pairing The loveliest hot breakfast you could possibly make, full of all your favourites and with plenty of food to go round.

Illicit Affairs (7.47k)

Let’s derail the end our meal with a real hot mess. Maybe you’ll wish you had picked the sweeter option, but, damn, you’ll enjoy the deeply achy ride.

Recommended pairing Wrap yourself in a blanket warm from the dryer for this one. And maybe have some water? The lack of flavour will be a good break from the intensity of it all while still keeping you hydrated.

I love you, Al! 🖤😘

[kuriouskai]

My low c@l safe foods list as a picky eater with very little cooking skill :P

Proteins/dairy

* eggs (72 per whole egg, 17 per whites)

* Turkey pepperoni (70 per 17 slices)

* Beans (90 per 1/2 cup)

* Cashew milk (25 per cup)

* Low fat/non fat yogurt (~50-90 per serving)

* Tuna (~80 per can, great value)

* Chicken (110 per 3oz, Tyson chicken)

* Perdue chicken tenders (210 per 3)

* Perdue chicken cutlet (200 per 1)

* Great value chicken fries (230 per 7)

* Great value chicken nuggets (170-220 per serving)

* Morning star veggie burgers (100-120 per patty)

* Cheese (~50)

* Peanut butter (50 per 1/2 tablespoon)

* Protein shakes/bars (~100-150)

Carbs

* Low carb tortillas (60-80 per tortilla)

* Low calorie bread (40-60 per slice)

* Oatmeal (single packs are 100)

* Rice cakes (~25 per cake)

* Corn tortillas (~50 per tortilla)

* Crisp bread (~20-60, can be bought on Amazon)

Veggies

* Tomatoes (22 per tomato)

* Broccoli (33 per cup)

* Cabbage (17 per cup)

* Chopped carrots (50 per cup)

* Corn (88 per cob)

* Cucumbers (16 per cup)

* Green leaf/romaine lettuce (5-8 per cup)

* Spring mix greens (15 per cup)

* Onion (45-65 per cup)

* Bell peppers chopped (18 per cup)

* Spinach raw (7 per cup)

* Sweet potato (114 per cup)

* Baby carrots (30 in 8)

* Pickles (5 in whole pickle)

Fruits

* Mangos (99 per cup)

* Bananas (100 per banana)

* Apples (100 per apple)

* Pineapple (82 per cup)

* Strawberries (45 per cup)

* Watermelon (46 per cup)

* Honeydew (61 per cup)

* Cantaloupe (54 per cup)

* Lemons & limes (20 per lemon/lime)

* Tangerine (45 per tangerine)

* Pears (100 per pear)

Snacks

* fiber one bars (~70-80)

* Low cal strawberry crisps (~100)

* Chips (140-160 per 1/4 cup)

* Low carb Ice cream bars (60 per bar)

* No sugar added popsicles (25 per pop)

* Popcorn (~30 per cup)

* No sugar added apple sauce (~100)

* Baby food (puffs, yogurt melts, & purée’s)

Drinks

* W A T E R

* Tea

* Diet/zero sugar sodas

* Zero sugar monster energy drinks (10)

* Zero sugar juices (5-10)

* Zero sugar Gatorade (5-10)

Sauces/extra

* ketchup (20 per 2 tablespoons)

* Hot sauce

* Mustard

* Soy sauce (5-10 per tablespoon)

* Seasonings

* Low fat mayo (35 per tablespoon)

* Low fat cream cheese (30 per tablespoon)

* Low fat sour cream (20 per tablespoon)

* Garlic Hummus (70 per 2 tablespoons)

[enchantedchocolatebars]

Sanrio Town x Bonesborough (A cute crossover fic based on this commission art here).

Today was another splendid, sunny day in Sanrio Town, filled with its usual cuteness and cheer as Caleb, dressed in his My Melody onesie, happily entered Hello Kitty's treatarific, sweetarific, cafe.

The interior was dominated by the color pink and was very adorable and welcoming.

Upon spotting his big bearded baby brother with a cross expression on his face at the counter, dressed as Hello Kitty, serving a buoyant Cinnamoroll his coffee order, which consisted of a whole bean light blue latte, Caleb's sweet smile grew as he walked over to him.

"Hello, Philip!" The blonde greeted brightly with a beam, waving at his brother.

"Caleb," Philip greeted back with a grumble, feeling utterly ridiculous in the costume he was currently wearing, yet for some reason, he didn't take it off.

Brown eyes shift down and notice the freshly baked pies adorned with red bows being sold in the glass display case.

Caleb smiles.

"The apple pies are looking exceptionally adorable today," he complimented wholeheartedly.

"Thank you," Philip breathes out in a low tone.

Despite his frustration with this asinine situation, he was still somewhat glad that his hard work was being noticed by his older brother.

"Can I try one?" Caleb asked with pleading eyes.

Philip shook his head.

"No," he firmly tells him.

"But you may buy one. I'm selling them for only--"

Caleb suddenly gasps, his eyes lighting up at the sweet sight he sees on his right.

"CAKE!"

The man squeals in childlike delight as he speeds over to the cafe's newly installed cake bar, which had an assortment of small cake slices displayed on a buffet-style serving table.

Taking a plate, Caleb grabs hold of one of the pink serving tongs and begins to pile his plate.

Philip let out a sigh as he watched this.

"You don't intend to pay for any of those, do you?" The brunette asked, lowering his lids and brows.

A simple smile spread across Caleb’s face.

"Nope!" He responded cheerfully and honestly, lifting a small piece of pink strawberry cake with a My Melody topper on top it and placing it on his plate.

Even though he knew it was coming, Philip still groaned at the answer.

He had a strong dislike for his brother's desire for feebies every time he entered the cafe.

'How annoying,' he thought to himself.

...

As Hello Kitty entered Philip Wittebane's hideout dressed as him, she smiled with her eyes as she saw her pet Stonesleeper lying down on the polished cave floors.

Approaching the dinosaur, she kissed her two fingers, a small pink heart appearing before disappearing.

She then pressed them to its snout before turning to sit and resting her back against the giant reptile.

After gingerly scratching behind the Stonesleeper's ear, Hello Kitty pulled out Philip's diary, along with a pink quill, and opened the middle section of the book as she began flipping through for a fresh page.

Upon discovering one, she started writing a journal entry about her day.

Dear pretty diary,

Today was a meowtastic day! I paid for the groceries of a less-fortunate witch family and helped them carry them home. I also attended a town festival, and My Melody and Evelyn invited me over to play. I'm looking forward to tomorrow being just as good.

Until then.

Kitty White (Hello Kitty) ❤️ 🐱 🐾 🪶

[cg-saturn]

Can you do a post on snacks for little ones without a caregiver? Things kids can get themselves that dont require prep?

Easy Snacks for Littles without CGs!

Pre-packed snacks:

Goldfish

Animal Crackers

Scooby Snacks

Apple sauce

Mini cookie packs

Chocolate chip granola bars

Veggie sticks

Fruit cup

Cheese Stick

Teddy Grams

Trail mix

Baby carrots

Humus

Fruit roll-ups

Grapes

Yogurt

Seeds and nuts

Blueberries

Gushers

Strawberries

Cheese puffs

Dried fruit

Banana chips

Rice krispy treats

Juice boxes

Rice cakes

Rasberries

Mini muffins

Easy to make:

Please be careful when preparing some of these on your own! Some things involve heat or cutting, so please make sure you're big *enough* to properly handle what's needed, I don't want anybaby getting hurt!

Popcorn- be careful with the microwave or stove!

Cereal- be careful pouring kiddo!

"Ants on a Log"- celery or carrot sticks with peanut butter(a very delicious log), with raisins or chocolate chips across the top (those are the ants!)

Parfait - yogurt with granola, fruit peices (be careful if you need to cut them up!), granola, and any other yummy adds like chocolate or banana chips

Rice Krispy treats - if you don't want them prepackaged, you can buy a box of any type of crispy rice cereal, a stick of butter, and a bag of marshmallows (or two, if you're like my angel and eat them all before you can use them!). Be careful melting the butter with the marshmallow, and please let it cool down in the fridge for at least an hour before you enjoy your snack!

Penutbutter and jelly / fluff - please be super careful with any knives you use!

Mini bagles- watch out for the hot toaster / oven please! Use oven mits if you need to!!

Pizza rolls - be careful with the oven lil one!

Toast with fruit - please be careful using toaster/oven and knives!!

Waffles - please watch out for the hot toaster/oven buddy!

Oatmeal- you can make this in the microwave or on the stove, make sure you handle it carefully and blow blow blow before you take your first bite

Apple slices and peanut butter- be careful with the knife lil one!

Cookie dough - PLEASE DO NOT USE RAW EGGS OR FLOUR!!! There are tons of edible raw cookie dough recipes online, but please please pleaaaase do not eat raw flower or eggs, it can cause some serious tummy issues! Please be careful kiddo!

Cinnamon toast - I like to make my own cinnamon sugar, with a mix of half ground cinnamon and half white sugar! You can also buy pre-mixed cinnamon sugar, or make it with whatever the right cinnamon-sugar ratio for you is! Be careful of the oven/toaster and any knives used!

Please remember to be super duper careful if you're making snacks, and feel free to reblog with more easy ideas for kiddos who don't have a CG around to help out!

You deserve to be happy and healthy kiddos, please remember food is a friend and snacks are important to keep your energy up. These are (mostly) healthy and kid safe snacks, and I hope you get to enjoy these easy little foods sometime soon!

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