#strange allure
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0bticeo · 8 days ago
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*sighs* gunplay with arkham knight jason dragging his gun over that tight little spandex suit you wear, teasing you through it, one broad hand firm on your hip, preventing you from squirming away... you bucking your hips against your will because you should definitely not feel as turned on as you are, and he knows you're soaking for him and eager.
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cconfusedkat · 26 days ago
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Major difference between Allure and Giuseppe ,, Dear god never give this lamb access to weapons
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Also bonus HWEHWJDHWJD
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pharawee · 1 year ago
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—Do you want to try making a flower garland?
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wizard-eater · 9 months ago
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Brushing your teeth because I caught a wiff of your breath with my nonexistent nose so it's toothbrush and mouthwash time eater
Do you truly hate the scent of roses that much? Rotted, yes, a smell thick and sweet enough to choke on. But roses nonetheless.
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post-punk-revival · 2 months ago
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Gender presentation of the day: a Lemon Jelly music video
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jjba-smash-or-pass · 10 months ago
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daenystheedreamer · 2 months ago
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 years ago
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Karkat: SOMETIMES I "MYSTERIOUSLY" FEEL BETTER AFTER I "HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT"
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theoppositeofprofound · 1 year ago
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My political platform is that more of Tolkien’s elves should be brunettes with brown eyes but no one is prepared for this sort of radical change our global elfconomy needs.
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ethereance · 7 months ago
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Allurance Monsters and Mana actors social media au part 2
<part 1
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Part 3>
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forcedhesitation · 1 year ago
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stop fucking flirting with me, you rancid little man
#bg3#thoughts about media#never had this dialogue before. durge exclusive or...??#either way- I'm lying astarion. please keep talking about murder. it does something for me personally.#also LMAO at him “hiding” his vampirism. baby I can SEE your fangs and bite mark. you aren't hiding shit.#imagining him asking corydalis this and corydalis having to explain that decapitating him would be difficult due to his scaly skin.#with the parasite- his abilities are weakened and thus he can actually be poisoned whereas normally he is immune.#he'd admit he's always been curious what it's like to be poisoned lol.#you know. despite only having fully beat the game once- I have nearly 500 hrs in bg3.#I've half finished many campaigns. and now. when I must begin an adventure with no corydalis to return to...#...well it hurts. it is not the same without him...I will forever treasure him and experiencing the story alongside him.#this new character is a durge. aaaanother tiefling because I enjoy them. he isn't Actually the durge lorewise though.#I had my own story already formulated for him. even before I made him in game. I think I still want to keep him a bhaalspawn though.#if not bhaal- he'll be tied to myrkul. since corydalis has existing beef with myrkul.#he's got body type 1 instead of 2 and goodness it is SO strange to Look Up To the gents. like what do you MEAN they are TALL?!#astarion is like a little mouse. he is not supposed to be tall! wyll has transmasculine short king allure. he is not supposed to be tall!#gale can be a LITTLE tall. I guess. but he's such a sopping wet cat of a man. I can hardly imagine him being THAT tall.#none of them are taller than corydalis! bar halsin and karlach of course.
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shaniacsboogara · 2 years ago
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loving how we've made tea the answer to every problem. thirsty? there's a tea for that. feeling sick? there's a tea for that. feeling sleepy? there's a tea for that. unsatisfied with the taxations that violate your rights and have the urge to throw something into the harbour? th-
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ssspringroll · 1 year ago
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+ btw if i knew how to mesh it would be OVER. for the alien ww dick community. i would be spamming shit left and right. but sadly im too dumb for that. ♥
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korrolrezni · 1 year ago
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Kayne and his biblically sinful laughter.
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objectum-culture-is · 11 months ago
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Objectum culture is thinking buildings in the woods are hot
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jjba-smash-or-pass · 1 year ago
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