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girl i literally cannot do this right now the jayvik divorce is going to destroy me and now i'm reading they're making viktor suspiciously het ARGHHHFHRJEEI my bet is on the hexcore fucking w him and taking the shape of sky because he feels guilty as all hell i am NAWT going to entertain straightie viktor in this life or the next
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I need opinions. Reblog for larger sample size plz
Feel free to leave nuance in the tags
#polls#gay#lesbian#bisexual#pansexual#asexual#OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT STRAIGHT PEOPLEEEEEEEEE 😂😂😂😂 SORRY STRAIGHTIES#if ur straight tell me ur opinion in the tags i guess#ok to rb#not self ship related
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do you accept girl x boy mcyt ships?
yeah lol
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woke up remembering that time vane concocted this gigantic scheme to recruit billy by literally sailing on rowboats to charlestown and stealing flints ship… but billy was too hetero to be equally insane so vane went to save flint instead in the gayest way possible and blow up the city
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who cares if that's his boss let them fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and let them!!!!!! be!!!!!!!! in!!!!!!!!! love!!!!!!!!!!!!
#sjonnie.text#i just dont understand how we're having this conversation in 2023!#also let's not forget nandor fired him like??? that's not his boss anymore! that's his love interest!#why is it fine for the straighties to have it but when it's a gay romantic consensual workplace relationship it's pRoBlEmAtiC#girlie we went through this WITH 5 DIFFERENT SHOWS! have we forgotten merlin??? have we forgotten sherlock????? have we#forgotten the queen of them all SPN?????????????????????????#let us have our middle aged weird vampire x vampire hunter queer men that kill for the lolz and are toxic!!!!!!!!!#there's 700 straight popular pieces of media out there that's 100x more toxic than nandermo. dont even get me started on the webtoons#taiki would want these men to be gay!!!!!!!!#nandermo#wwdits#okay im fine#that's his boss#what we do in the shadows
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okay cringe time at the content farm
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it’s so sad we will probably never get orm/erin in an aquaman movie, I want to see orm be a malewife and a dad
#and it’d mirror atlanna/tom so perfectly#as a lesbian idgaf about straight people but these are my straighties#orm marius#ocean master#aquaman#erin shaw
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Wanted to share all the edits I’ve done for my beloved Draža over the past 3 years. Maybe I’ll make one for Tumblr this year but idk. I’m honestly tired of the rampant homophobia from old hags in this fandom, so it’s made me not want to interact as much.
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☺️✨🫶🏻🏳️🌈 Anyway stan gay Draža or go.
#yugotalia#aph croatia#croatia hetalia#hetalia#yugotalia croatia#croatia#aph#hws croatia#edit#pride month#achillian#gay#targeted#bitch i said what i said#drazen krleza#bisexual#love is love#straighties dni
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brother just looked at me and said the plus in 'LGBTQ+' is gay premium
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i haven't seen lesbians lose since ellie williams, abby anderson, and paige bueckers got popular
#at least the straighty's haven't taken ellie or abby :((#blessed be the lesbians#paige bueckers#ellie williams#abby anderson#tlou#tlou 2#uconn women's basketball#uconn#the last of us
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fandom when the character they headcanon as bisexual is attracted to someone of the opposite gender.
#the marchioness rambles#fandom meta#fandom wank#everyone knows Bisexuals are redeemed former straighties smh#Almost every fucking fandom i've ever been in is weird about this#except fire emblem for some reason#stay winning babes#It's this type of shit that led to the “im attracted to all woman and two guys teehee” “I hate being attracted to men” nonsense#for bi girls at least#I know this because I used to say this same shit#please I'm begging you#your interpretation of the character being queer isn't any less valid by them having opposite sex attraction too#jjba#star wars#star trek#ace attorney#sorry for tagging fandoms I am Just So Erked right now#“heehee it was comphet”#hee hee how about Fuck You
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i dont dislike romantasy i dislike that straight people have co-opted the fey..............brother how can they do this
#also like . adding in shit like mates and bonding etc brotherrr u want werewolves#stop....making the fey monogomous straighties
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i don't care if that doctor who episode showed ruby exclusively dating men. she's still bi to me.
#the rest of her friend group is so queer it'd be a damn shame if she's the token straightie.#doctor who spoilers
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ZACK PAIN & DANNY MORRACE MEET JACK FAIN & SAMMY LAWRENCE????? PLEASEEE????
sammy and jacks friendship is stronger than them
#batim#bendy and the ink machine#batdr#bendy and the dark revival#sammy lawrence#jack fain#straighty and the paint machine
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If they start this Jey/Rhea shit again I swan to john
#I fucking hate it#wrestling wank#DISGUSTING#literally the only straight thing I’m okay witnessing is Rhea and Dom#and that barely counts#reading about straighties is my job#why tf would I do it in my free time
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