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tattoorue · 2 years

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#where is the booty?#flat ass #too skinny #ass man #funny #funny post #lol #funny meme #funny memes #lmao #too funny #for real #truth #preach #straight outta ass #can’t be unseen

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splankie · 5 months

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is blowing up a volcano after ur first kiss couple goals

#AAAAA I AM SO PROUD OF THIS #for reference i NEVER draw backgrounds #i just whipped this straight outta my ass #and it was SUPER FUN #also i colour theoried the hell out of this one #and i did it all fast and loose so it was not stressful i just had a great time #thats just the power of percabeth i think #anyway ive been thinking abt them a lot #especially annabeth....#to this day i really cant think of any other characters that are booksmart with 2 canon learning disabilities #that really meant the world to me when i was first reading this series!!!#also shes just the bestest ever #one of my main gripes with the show was just that i felt annabeth lost a lot of that dimensionality #leah sava jeffries girl u ate that up but im sorry they didnt give u enough to eat #idk maybe thats just me bc i have such an attachment to annabeth #shes really cool guys #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #pjo fanart #percabeth fanart #art by cricket

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meloriri · 1 month

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if yusuke was evil he’d just be goro akechi

#p5r #persona 5 #riris artwork #akekita #goro akechi #yusuke kitagawa #this is a scuffed doodle i made while listening to my husband’s dnd campaign #the lighting makes no sens bc its coming straight outta my ass

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spicyraeman · 4 months

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I dunno how I didn't realize I was aromantic sooner, like I straight up used to make up crushes to seem normal to my friends

#think it cuz i would mix up infatuation and my need to study people #with what i assumed crushes felt like #but like fr my friends would ask me if i like anyone and i would straight up lie outta me ass #yknow like a normal person

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good-solarballs-screenshots · 6 months

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🪐 . ! ✦ April Fools Image Dump…

☆ . ⌗ 💫 ; im silly willy

#APRIL FOOLS #sorry ygs #I had to #dont ask for the source NONONONO jus pulled em straight outta my ass #april first #april 1st #april fool's day #i normally dont like april 1st but tumblr is such a like minded community i cant give up this opportunity #solarballs #solarballs earth #solarballs neptune #Me casually bombarding the solarballs tag with MY TOMFUCKERY #solarballs fandom #💫

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thetopichot · 5 months

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Love can possibly be defined by these terms

#the cat speaks #ship dynamics #ship dynamic #ship tropes #ship trope art #ship dymanics #shipping #this can be also platonic too #just two silly bastards #one is a ass #the other one is a criminal #like a straight up felon #louie arts #me & the homie gonna rob a bank outta pure meancing energy /j #doodle drawing

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weirdmageddon · 1 year

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sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

#hs #davejade #like that one person said bi4bi cool silly girl and her lame ass court jester bf who enjoy each others company a lot #“its boring” well not everything has to be conflict sometimes it can be two people really vibing #and being good foils to each other and just sort of being like a lock and key #i dont dislike davekat but i felt like they bickered too much which is Funny dont get me wrong #but i like davejade for different reasons #in that i feel like dave is at his most heartfelt with her #bc jade doesnt do anything to warrant snarkiness. she doesnt make him uncomfortable and that earns his trust like a lot #ppl say its boring cause its a mf ship and they dont get them like i do #and my answer to that as an agender person is who the fuck cares #i hate ppl dismissing mf ships out of hand like…hey bi ppl exist. and even if they were straight they still got a good dynamic #of care and interest towards each other #hes not her knight in shining armor bffr. she has uhhh fucking GUN #they are Equals #jade slaps the shit outta people on more than one occasion lol #they infodump to EACH OTHER and they both listen #remember when jade wanted to infodump to john about physics remember that #dave would eat that up like oh damn that so dope and tie it back to time or whatever. special relativity #since space and time are fundamentally related #sorry im running on fumes rn i didnt sleep last night #ALSO THEY HAVE MATCHING ALCHEMIZED OUTFITS #jade’s dead shuffle dress and dave’s four aces suited both use a midnight crew poster as ingredients #i should draw them together in that mspa style #maybe theyre not even romantic. who said ships had to be. its short for relationship #well theres multiple kinds of relationships. what if they were queerplatonic

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 7 months

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In an interesting coincidence you first mentioned living in Florida the day it was revealed to me I may have to move their and now everytime you mention florida more news about this comes to light . Have you cursed me?

This is not the place for me to go into my insane ramblings but

I’m warning you.

If you can avoid it. Don’t. Don’t. Do it.

Don’t curse yourself.

If at all possible. Don’t. The state is actively running itself into the ground.

#I understand things are sometimes out of your control #but if you aren’t making 100k+ or already rich #you will suffer. immensely.#a shitty bug infested musty ass one bedroom apartment is 2k to rent #the wages here are in the dirt #the traffic. the drivers.#THE WEATHER..#I can only speak for central and south fl #north fl is the south.. idk what goes on up there.#the more north you go the more south it gets #also if you are anything but mega straight or cis HOLY SHIT. DONT DO IT.#like it’s actually dangerous.#don’t.#ask me how I know.. ha. hahaha. get me outta here.#non voice post #ask #asks

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gorillaz-girl · 2 years

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lmao what would they do without her

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downtherabbitholewithlucy · 1 year

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Grocery shopping with Limp Bizkit. Need them to pick anything up for you?

#sometimes I pull themes for my tumblr posts straight outta my ass and this one is definitely one of them.#i know this one is random as hell lmao but it's Saturday and guess what?... I'm updating my grocery list rn so there's my dumb inspiration.#You've got Lee at a local bodega #Wes is confused as hell at the table salt selection at Publix. Wes while you're there pick me up a pub-sub will ya. thx boo!#and Fred is at some boujee ass grocery store with nice floors and neatly arranged products on the shelves.#side note... how do think each one of them would respond to being asked to pick up feminine hygiene products?#honestly the background of Wes' pic could easily be swapped out for a pad and tampon aisle and the facial expression would work the same #Lee forgot about your request because he got distracted by potatoes #Fred had to facetime you while in the store because he forgot what brand you wanted and he didn't write it down like you asked him to.#Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #DJ Lethal #Wes Borland #Fred Durst #down the rabbit hole

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sadboyeddie · 2 years

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Eddie’s van except this is the interior

V E L V E T

If this vans a rockin don’t come a knockin

#he bought the van from a used car lot #straight outta the 70s #Wayne helped him fix it #taught he all he knew about mechanics #the velvet feels nice against his sweaty ass #don’t judge 😤#stranger things #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #my writing #joseph quinn #eddie munson x you #i love him your honor

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bitchy-peachy · 2 months

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Deleted 20 money begging asks. No regrets, because my pinned does say I will block the absolute shit outta of those asks.

#personal #i only REBLOG vetted fundraisers not post them without research and i ain't got time for research #disrespect my rule you get blocked since the ask spam is pushy and annoying and awful bot-like in wording and repetition #some are not even asking to be heard but are straight up asking me for specific amounts of money. the audacity #my husband donates (too good for this world) and now he's paranoid after he found some of the campaigns he donated to on a scammer list #im pissed he's hurting cos of ass/holes #he's way too nice #you won't dupe me or him #i won't namedrop the spammy ass accounts though #just block tf outta them cos they're spammy as hell #20 asks in one damn day #i ain't posting a single one cos yall rude af at this point

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lilpoundcakeofficial · 10 months

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Stating the obvious here but this thing with Santos shows Congress CAN act to hold someone accountable for breaking the law. They just haven’t up until now because they’re lazy and complicit.

#and santos isn’t a straight white man and republicans don’t like him anyway for that alone #but still it begs the question: why were we forced to suffer through trump’s whole presidency #why did democrats torture us with sluggishly-paced rigged investigations to boot & scoot his ass the fuck up outta there #oh right. because they’re lazy corrupt and privileged.

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micamone · 3 months

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hey guys

#vent #just... gimmie a sec im gonna put it in the tags i cant find the readmore on my phone rn #im havin a straight up not good time but not the worst in the house!#the worst is my cat. whose old and dying. and i have no money to put to sleep to fuckin put us both outta this misery #typical. she cant get a heart attack and go fast like my moms dog #shes gotta wail and be ill for a month while im recovering from one surgery and trying to get ready for the next #its also an amazing time for my ocd that i learned i have from artists on hear explaining what it is to send me into spirals #over germs. but shes just 20 with teeth and respiratory issues her whole life and been struggling with constipation #so i KNOW how shes dying. shes backed up and hungry and dehydrated but feeling bloated still and not eating or drinking.#shes probably got arthritis and has been moving like a geriatric for a while but its to the point now she wont even lay down. shes just #perched on a pile of towels in the bathroom dozing and occasionally crying for me to come pet her. im so fuckin tired #and theres nothing i can do! the vet i could find a timeslot for in a reasonable time said 500$. so thats cool. im paying 1000$ for me in #a week for my stuff and its just. god all she and i are doing is crying and it sucks ass #she wants company for comfort and i dont blame her - so the fuck do i!#but i cant sit in the bathroom with her my damn legs keep going numb. and my roomate 1) cant emotionally buoy me thru this #and 2) has a long work day tomorrow and its already mad late. sigh #dont try to offer me condolences ive worked thru her dying already its just now we're botb exhausted in the form its taking #if anything i just need another distraction to keep me from spiraling over something again #edit: ARUGH AND THE OTHER CAT THROWING UP IN THE OTHER ROOM. GOD DAMN IT #the younger one has so many allergies and wont stop fucking eating things off the floor babygirl i am BEDRIDDEN you gotta stop eating shit #off the floor!!!!!!!! you have specialty food for a reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#awesome it was right in my bed

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gigginox · 5 months

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ichi and masato are literally just dante and vergil

#masato obsessed w gaining power by exploiting what was left to him by his father. ichiban wears red #they also straight up arent actually related im just pulling stuff outta my ass. dante and vergil is when one is red and one is blue

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yogsothott · 11 months

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I think everyone should watch watch this video my dad sent me of his client doing a sound test of the speakers he built them

#creatures #dogs #this thing is straight outta classic disney #the eyebrows the jazz lady and the tramp ass mf #im so obsessed with this i cant believe it came from real life n not the internet

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