#story of muchukunda

[mplanetleaf]

King Muchukunda of Suryavamsha | ముచికుందుడు ఎవరు? | MPlanetLeaf

[ginazmemeoir]

Bhaiyya story please

ok since that anon had asked for a Krishna story, imma also give you a Krishna story.

This one's about how you can actually run from all your problems. Yes, this is the story of Ranchhod, or the one who ran away from the battlefield.

The setting - Mathura. Kansa and his sons and brothers have been slain. The newly enthroned King Ugrasena (Kansa's father) desperately tries to protect Mathura along with Krishna and his brother Balarama, against the fury of Kansa's father-in-law, Jarasandha, Emperor of Magadha.

Seventeen times prior to this they had defeated him. But this time, he had the support of the Greek army as well, headed by Kalayavan, or the Dark Greek. Everybody was worried this time, except Krishna, who said, "Fuck it. What if, this time - we run away. That always works. YKW, just leave it all to me all you gotta do is distract that son of a bitch." Nobody had a better plan so they just went along with Krishna's plan.

As Krishna charged the Yadava forces out into the battlefield, he literally jumped out of his chariot and ran away, teasing Jarasandha by saying "Too fat to run a 4K marathon bitch". Jarasandha in response sent Kalayavana after him. Turns out the dude was keen on cardio, cause he had no trouble keeping up with Krishna. Then, Krishna just disappears into a cave all of a sudden (rude). Kalayavan enters, and sees the silhouette of a sleeping man. Thinking it's a tired Krishna, he kicks him.

BIG MISTAKE. This was actually King Muchukunda of the Solar Dynasty, who after helping the gods in a war, had been granted the boon of an uninterrupted revitalizing sleep, and incinerating anyone who disturbed him (whoo. talk about life goals hehe.) And as he razed Kalayavana where he stood, Krishna watched it all while wearing a whelding mask and eating popcorn.