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desertduality · 10 days
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I feel horrific right now can someone hold my hand
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sweet-honey-fruit · 5 months
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I know a lot of people think that Boothill's dick would be metal, but I feel like it's a nice smooth silicone like most toys are? Very soft to the touch, easy to clean. Like, I feel like he probably has a bit of dysphoria about being practically all metal and not necessarily being able to feel touch other than his face. Maybe it would be a little flesh toned like normal? A nice girth and length that fills you up real nice... he can change it if he wants to. Really excites him when you want to get it a bit bigger, especially if you're shy to ask. He loves seeing you blush and whine under him when he's fucking you exactly how you enjoy it. 🥵
Yeah, he probably has a few not so human functions... like vibration, his tip might move a bit so it can rub the deepest parts inside or drive you crazy when he only lets you take an inch or two... I imagine he probably also has a function for temperature so that it's not super uncomfortable? He likes suddenly making it a little cooler inside to hear you squeal, but having it warm to the touch like how his real one would be when you're using your hands and mouth on him... or feeling that heat buried deep inside of yours and warming you from the inside as he ruts into you desperately.
Sure, it wasn't his real bits but it felt nice to have that difference in appearance, at least. I love the hc someone made about him being heavily stimulated by visuals though and remembering vividly how it felt to be buried deep inside of someone. It's enough to make his system almost overheat as he comes undone for you.
... thank you for your patience with me for this whole thing. This man is driving me insane.
This has me genuinely contemplating on how it works. I'm going to say all of the above.
I'm also going to put this on the table: He puts splooge juice in so that way he can cum in you.
I'm so sorry for future employers.
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mobius-m-mobius · 11 months
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#a man who DESERVES A SLICE OF PIE
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wigglebox · 8 months
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for the art ask game: charlie with palette 14? :0
All hail the queen!
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Help me beat my art block!
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itwoodbeprefect · 8 months
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all gmmtv shows are actually set in a subtle alternate universe where everyone is continuously fascinated & delighted by their printers
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If this is too personal feel free to tell me to screw off but were y'all trying? I know so much has been going wrong so it feels like it'd be a stressful time to have a baby.
Baby was 100% planned, the timing of when they decided to happen was just a lil crazy lmao
Things have actually calmed down a little though so!! Fingers crossed they stay that way otherwise I’m gonna have to start throwing warm butter logs at people
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jumbledthemes · 2 months
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Told my boss I was taking the day off for a once-in-a-lifetime family reuinion but jokes on her that got canceled the week after it was proposed bc my dad's cousin wanted a thousand bucks per family to rent a firehouse rec room and get food (I run events, my own big event for 130 people topped out at 750 for venue, tables & chairs, and food) so instead I'm keeping the day off and going fishing. Wish me luck in the pond.
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sovonight · 5 months
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why is so much of sewing just tracing and cutting and tracing again q_q i see why people get projectors and use adobe illustrator now
#drawing up a design that i can easily pattern from my sloper: 😊#actually having to make the pattern by tracing and cutting ad infinitum: 😰#piecing together printer paper to get a big enough sheet of paper and doing this ten million times: 🥲😭#not to mention the IRONING.... prewashing the fabric and having to iron 8 yards of fabric???? excuse me????#and then distorting it as i iron bc it has a slight stretch and i got so tired i stopped being careful 2 yards in#and the way that you're supposed to press every seam... excuse me... am i just supposed to have my iron heated and on standby at all times#AND THE STEAM??? i just got stay tape the other day and thought it'd be a neat alternative to stay stitching#BUT IT NEEDS STEAM TO ACTIVATE (which okay makes sense) BUT long story short i'm too afraid to use the steam function#on my iron because none of us are sure if water should go back into a tank that's been in disuse for 30+ years#so instead i get this water spray pen and delicately spray down the length of each piece of stay tape#before i cover it with a piece of gauze and iron it. and then i have to iron it extra so all the water actually evaporates#oh and the spray pen holds as much water as half a pen so i have to walk to the kitchen every 10 sprays to refill it#and i have to do this for every curved edge on my pattern pieces#i mean the alternative is just stay stitching but then i would have to calibrate my settings for a single layer of fabric instead of double#which means i have to switch my needle out more and i'm still new enough that sometimes i install a needles wrong despite going through#all the same exact motions that i usually would. i'm LITERALLY suffering out here. anyway can't wait to sew or whatever#oh and did i mention i went to a sewing meetup recently? yeah...#everyone there bought like $30-$100/yard fabric and i was there awkwardly knowing i only buy like $12/yard fabric#honestly though i have the opposite problem people usually joke about. i find it So hard to find fabric i actually like#it needs to be the right fiber + right color + right pattern/texture + right weight + i have to know exactly what i'm going to make with it
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cassandragemini · 2 months
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earlier this year i broke my 860 something day duolingo streak by accident and ive barely opened it since and i feel so free
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it’s so wild how running out of estrogen makes me shut down emotionally 🙃
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softenedsunbeams · 2 months
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now that i think about it jesus fucking christ why did they let me stop taking my adhd meds so suddenly. i didn't wean myself off of them i just stopped i could've gotten sick or something probably
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bawnjourno · 2 months
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last couple weeks of sewing 🧵
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sphylor · 2 months
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i saw that amazon sells 24 packs of my favourite iced teas and ngl that would probably last me like A Week at most HBJHBDFHFBJDH
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khaotunq · 1 year
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writing a sand pov fic and it has literally just occurred to me that the fact I write mainly from ray's pov has meant I've been cruelly missing opportunities to explore my favourite hobby
which is quietly but earnestly objectifying the fuck out of khaotung
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thebetterbrogane · 3 months
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Oh my god, I just got reminded of my, frankly, stupid senior quote. For context, that was the year my muscle disease had decided to beat the ever-loving snot out of me, and yet I still managed to break the highest records previously set by a fellow classmate, and beat his ass when he tried to fight me over it. He had gotten insecure about dropping down the leaderboard, convinced himself that I was cheating, and when he found out I was chronically ill, he tried to jump me with a few of his cronies. That was a 1 v 4, and I bodied those assholes. Do you wanna know what my senior quote had to say about it?
“My friends call me John D., ‘cause they know I won’t hesitate to Rockefeller.”
I cannot believe that actually got approved. Nor can I believe that people think it’s fire, because it’s corny as hell to me, and I’m the guy who said it 😭💀 Either way, I was protected with self-defense laws, and got off scot-free since I had no clue the guy was plotting against me; I just figured he was going through something and projecting it onto others. Regardless, don’t fuck with me. Or my loved ones. I will still, absolutely, rock a feller.
— Shiro ☆
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cathartidae · 6 months
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they need to invent. a testosterone that you can get refilled.
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