#stonerstories

[loveandmaryjane]

Hey there, lovely ladies! 🌿💕

Welcome to Love and Maryjane, your new go-to spot for all things cannabis and lifestyle. We're here to celebrate the green goddess and share how she can enhance our lives in so many ways.

Whether you're a seasoned smoker or just curious about incorporating cannabis into your routine, we've got you covered. From strain reviews and smoking tips to self-care rituals and munchie-worthy recipes, we'll explore the many facets of the 420 lifestyle.

But it's not just about getting high - we're also here to discuss the role of cannabis in wellness, creativity, and personal growth. We'll share stories of how this incredible plant has helped us navigate the ups and downs of life as modern women.

So grab your favorite piece, settle in, and let's embark on this journey together. Here at Love and Maryjane, it's all about good vibes, good times, and of course, good weed. 😎💨

Stay tuned for regular updates, and don't be shy - we want to hear from you! Share your experiences, ask questions, and join the conversation. After all, we're all in this together.

Peace, love, and happy toking! 🙏✌️

P.S. Remember to always consume responsibly and stay safe out there, babes. 😘

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[thereeferbrand]

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[irielogic420]

Good day fam! Made a little oil rock with that Busta seed farms heat 🔥Lemon glue flower rosin sauce and a little nug wedding crashers Aloha . . . . . . . #420barbies #420gram #420stoners #stonervibes #stonerprincess #stonerstories #weedporn #weedporndaily #cannabisporn #cannabisporndaily #ganjaporn #potporn #potporn420 #marijuanaporn #marijuanaporndaily #mmjeducation #mmjdispensary #mmjadvocate #mmjcolorado #mmjlaws #mmjhealthfacts #mmjane #medicalmarijauna #medicalmarijuanacard (at Middle Of California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5Q4byPBWp9/?igshid=wo5ch8ymuxvd

[lilstonrboi-blog]

Stoner Stories #1

So I'm pissed ASF rn I broke my bong I got yesterday because I'm so stoned rn FML

[fallontonight]

Jimmy reads his favorite #StonerStories tweets

[thebookmagician]

cannabis art #weedbook #cannabis #cannabisbook #smokers #stonerstories #stonerart #potheads #stoners #weedgift #potleaf #ganja Thebookmagician.etsy.com https://www.instagram.com/p/CSw4ifSlsML/?utm_medium=tumblr

[stayyounforever]

What urks my nerve...

If you have not followed up with our series, find us on our instagram @stayyoun4ever for many more rants and nerves bending stoner problems lol.

#16

"When smoke gets in your eyes and it burns like a motherf***er."

What is so funny about this is when your smoking in a group sheeh. You chillin' and vibin' out with all your friends then.... boom smoke from the gas god, hits you right in your eye.

Your inside voice is like "no you got this don't look like a punk."

This is as bad as coughing to death. You fist up your hand, god forbid you have glasses they going straight to the floor. You rub that pain out. Now your half blind, stars in front of your face and now your five times more high than when you started.

[olivastu]

There has to be some embarrassing stories!

[saythrblogs]

https://open.spotify.com/show/1IFiHkBa4W1BnItKlnCNP5

[sleepyblaze]

We so do! Though a lot of the times you can't really remember them, there is a quite a bit that I do.

Do any of you guys have stoner stories that you want to share? I would love to hear them!

[washingtonera]

Fr!!! One time i was on my way to work and finishing up my last bowl in the car when a big ass cherry flew out when i suddenly put my piece down (i was driving and i saw a pig). I keep driving and i smell fire! I look down and my shirts smoking!! 😜😀 I scream and flick that shit off my boob but it was too late!! Titty caught the cherry after it burned thru my shirt and scarred my boob! I still have the scar!! Lol, it was funny but painful! 😝 #randomstory #siempregrifa #stonerstories

[douglasisdumb]

you don't always find gold... sometimes you scroll thru your feed and find a dumbass like this that takes a minute from your life. fuckin life thieve! #stonerstories #stonershorts #marijuanaminute

[ashleyburdine]

So a few weeks ago me and my best friend were going to our other friends house. Well it was super dark and raining and we were stoned asf but we didn’t care. So we hopped in the car and on the way there I was going through an intersection and ran into the median and basically jumped my car. I was making sure nothing was coming instead of looking where I was going. It was great. We still laugh about it lol.

[stonerboggins]

One time I was smoking a blunt and I put it out because I wanted to save the rest of it for later and I was so high that I accidentally dropped it and when I went to pick it up I picked up someone's half smoked cigar and put it in my pocket. I went back out later to finish smoking and realized what I had done. I ended up finding the real blunt on the ground and I was like "oh... whoops"

[stonedtarotreader]

Religious Grandfather

So my lovely grandpa came to help me move some things into my new dorm. I’ve been moved in a while. I decided to hide my bong and weed out of respect, and I thought it was hidden good in my closet. Well I go pee. And what do I hear. my grandpa digging though my closet only to find my bong and get a good ole whiff of marijuana. He didn’t say anything. He also found my tarot cards and thought they were fancy playing cards.

[mylifepresents-blog1]

Going to the Dispensary

So yesterday, I went to the dispensary. I thought I had finally built up a bit of a tolerance. Thought I could finally truly call myself a real stoner- I could smoke a lot and still be functional. Apparently, my idea of "a lot" was wrong.

So I walk in, show my ID, and start perusing the selection of the cheapest weed I could get, while still being decently strong. You know, the normal routine. I felt like I was being horrendously awkward, like I was coming off like a poser. I feel pretty confident in my stoner knowledge, like I had leveled up from noob to basic stoner- not an expert, but I know enough. But I had been out of weed for a few days- and apparently my sober brain is a frazzled mess.

So I finally pick out some bud, and the budtender (or as I like to call them, dispensary dealers) starts weighing out my weed. He pulls out maybe 20 nugs or so, all fairly small compared to the normal size. All look like they would be a perfectly sized bowl to me. So I'm sitting there thinking I'm getting a lot more than I expected for what I was paying, and how this 2.5 grams was gonna last way longer than I thought. So my sober ass decides to make a little small talk.

Me: Hey, that's a lot more than I thought it was gonna be! Awesome!

Dispensary Dealer: yea, it's about 2 or 3 bowls, not bad!

Me, realizing how weak and tiny my bowls must be: Oh, well. My bowl at home is pretty small.

At this point, the rest of the transaction felt a little awkward, but my thoughts were racing. I was impressed by the Dispensary Dealer's ability, but totally crushed at my own pitiful "tolerance". All I could think was HOW could we have looked at the exact same amount of weed, and gotten such a different estimate?? How did I see TWENTY bowls, and he saw TWO? My poor little mind was completely blown. Before me stood this fucking Pot God, this unholy being with lungs of steel, a tolerance of otherworldly strength, and pockets overflowing with gold and weed. And here I stood: a little asthmatic, lightweight, broke ass peasant.

Good news is, the weed is great. Be grateful, fellow lightweights! At least we don't look at 20+ bowls and see a couple! Save your wallets, be a lightweight!