#stolen furbies

[misfitfurby]

I popped over to the Furby Reddit to just look around and see cute posts but little did I expect to find TWO MORE MERCARI SCAMMERS

Like fr, don't y'all have anything better to do??

Worst part is someone DID fall for it so we now have a victim :(

If ANYONE knows who bought the 8 Ball, please please please do reach them and let them know!

Keep reporting these two accounts as well as the Labrador guy

Mercari has to wake up and do something eventually... Right?

So far, their help and reporting sucks ass but hopefully now with a confirmed scam they'll listen to all of us who have been posting and reporting

[furbeeezzz]

Morfeus has invaded italy

[sillyfroggremlin]

I fear I've fallen into the custom furby rabbit hole and fear I cannot get out

in other news if you see me posting/rebloging a lot of furby related things... I'm so sorry

[not-inappropriate]

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[nvcr]

Another Furby post lol

I just purchased a Shelby that's supposed to be coming soon, but its antenna are really badly damaged. Is there ANY good way to fix these up? Anyone have any tips?

THIS is what they look like at the moment (stolen from the eBay listing)

I'd LOVE to get them looking nice and pretty again. Don't have to be moving or anything, just looking better and healthier lol!

[auggieoof]

Diary entry #1 :)

I had a dream where I went through the timeline of my voice on T. Not on T yet, the dream made me so happy and I was so goddamn sad when I woke up. Also it had something to do with furbies, that's all I remember.

Sometimes I watch Jamie's (Jammidodger's) vid on his transition timeline and it makes me want to weep. I've basically had almost 4 years of my life stolen from me bc my grandparents are very unsupportive and I'm nearly to the finish line (getting T and getting my apartment) but it feels like I keep tripping on the track. I could've been nearly 4 years on T if my grandparents just fucking listened to me when I started questioning. Instead of thinking I'm a stupid "girl" who can't think for "herself".

But on a brighter note I'm learning how to drive and also have a job now. Like I said, close to the finish line. I kept on dissociating or something at my job, like my body is technically there vacuuming but I'm somewhere else entirely. Just feels like I'm wearing a suit that doesn't fit how I actually look, and my brain is really, really freaked out by it.

[skeleton-mischief]

Fresh Sans!

Yo, I'm Fresh! Don't you dare forget it, ya hear?¿ I'm the best thing you'll ever need!!

(Headcanons below :-) )

- Official Height: 6'3

- He/Him but doesn't mind gender neutral pronouns either

- Optimistic nihilist

- Confident, honest, assertive, teasing, deceitful, erratic, social, cocky, careless, playful, impulsive, perceptive, self sufficient, loud, self involved, apathetic, nosy, unfiltered, and individualistic

- Often, the parasite will willingly leap to other bodies once the husk is no longer usable, fashion becoming altered by whatever AU Sans it possesses

- a fan of TMNT, he owns action figures even

- carries around gum, figurines, stickers, pins, and other random items that somehow fit inside his pockets

- can do backflips effortlessly and is highly flexible, agile

- Speaks uniquely with words like "yo broseph," "that's not very swag, broski" etc.

- He has multiple versions of bro for him to name others

- skateboards to travel around frequently, his skateboard somehow manages to summon and even be shaped differently based on the AU

- Dances commonly and overall cartoonish with his movements, he can

- Often chews on gum or has suckers to eat since he doesn't smoke

- Uses slang and hardly, if ever, curses. If he does curse, it's beyond a serious reason to believe what he has to say

- Has a giant bat as his weapon of choice, but he has stolen multiple mili weapons and even has a magical nuke of choice

- His glasses express his emotion, or just say what he's thinking/saying

- Gets in others personal space but refuses others to do the same for him. Rarely does he actually worry though, since no one wants him super close to them

- Loves to wreck havoc and does not have any attachments to others as a result

- Annoys Error for funsies, along with Red or others that

- AuDHD

- Magic smells and tastes of taffy/fruity candy

- No one can determine what he does or expect a planned attack, his erratic behavior is worse than any other AU

- Has the ability to warp his surroundings in an odd manner. Not quite a glitch but more of a colorful, chaotic way of altering his surroundings. He doesn't do it intentionally, but doesn't mind. For example, things seem to pop with intense color, things that are depressing altering to something else. Cigarettes = Suckers, Alcohol = Soda, etc

- Loves candy and has a sweet tooth, he rarely doesn't have candy in his mouth

- Travels into other AU's, but people are weirded out by him when he appears. He loves to confuse others

- Often seen as annoying, he has a tendency to not care

- He hardly ever is anything but happy, and even then he is never seen not smiling. There would have to be something wRønG to have him frowning

- Has multiple pins and jewelry, he will give you a gift he has if he likes you. It helps him identify you when he decides to travel and needs to remember what timeline of a character knows him

- Will gift people odd things, once he gave someone a Lego pack while another person was gifted a keychain

- Loves furbies to a concerning extent. He somehow got ahold of one that's conscious and carries it around with him. It's the only thing he's truly attached to

- Even if he doesn't have a lot of compassion, empathy, or sympathy, he won't involve others in his drama for the sake of "them not being able to handle his fun nature" (he actually does care for them, and just refuses to acknowledge it)

- Won't go out of his way to keep others safe often, but on occasion he has saved someone. No one can identify what the reason happens to be

- People tend to say "oh no, not him," when he appears

- He canonically can censor other people with their curse words, and in fact it's impossible to curse when he's around

- April 20th is his official bday (420 joke) but because Fresh doesn't like drugs he lies by telling others his birthday is April 1st

- Apparently has amazing Defense to the point that it's nearly impossible to kill him. Only the husk can die, since nothing can out speed the parasite. The only entity it's ever avoided is Reaper, as Reaper happens to be the only one to actually scare the parasite

- Has explosive furbies. He can activate them as if they were a detonator when thrown. When it lands on any intentional or unintentional target, it will explode into a great explosion of "murderous colors"

- Is horribly blunt, he'll say whatever is on his mind without concern. In fact, it can be absolutely the worst insult you've ever had

- He's quite affectionate. He'll hold people's hands, hug them, press foreheads, and even do a kiss now and again

- Has a lot of 80's and 90's fashion, but he just wears whatever makes him happy at the moment

- He doesn't classify himself as good or bad, as he only worries for himself. (....unless?)

- Usually watches other AU's when they're fighting, sometimes he'll fuck shit up as a result too even if it's someone he was on good terms with

- It rarely happens, but if he's angry enough his parasite will crawl out of his eye socket to wrap its tentacles around his glasses. The parasite often moves around the body, which would be around the ribs or the skull

- If he takes off his hat, usually something is underneath like a rubber duck or even a smaller hat

- Acts like he's friends with everyone, even if they absolutely disagree since he just wants a good time

- Taller than other Sanses usually so he looms over them or uses it to his advantage

- Loves to float around, either in air or in water (don't ask)

- His glasses stay on his head at all times. Always, as it's a "stamp" of his character

- Loves french fries and ketchup, though he doesn't need food often

- Usually likes 80's and 90's music but will listen to any for fun

- Adores seeing kids and spending time with them when it happens. He loves to get them to laugh, to play around

- Tom Cardy and Weird Al is his favorite artists

- Roller skates around and often customizes them

- He is one out of two individuals who knows that Ink is soulless

- Gender does not affect him, but he likes masc and gender neutral pronouns the most

- He is very in control of his emotions, he has never lost control of them. HOWEVER, there is a slim chance that if he ever fell in love or loved someone platonically, he would think that he was dying or that he was sick with something

- He's on the aroace spectrum, and there are no reports of him ever experiencing love or sexual attraction. There is a slim chance of love actually forming, romantic at least, but don't expect it to be anytime soon

- He doesn't care what people think, he would love to wear a dress or a skirt with a cute cardigan. Androgynous or masc outfits are what he likes, but he's not against wearing fem clothes

- Can he get drunk? Well, yes, but what gets him drunk isn't alcohol. He has a high metabolism, and it would have to be a specifically made magical beverage to get him wasted. In fact, alcohol, drugs, and smoking are things he avoids. He once snorted a whole ass pack of fun dip and pixie sticks. He didn't do it anymore after the incident.

Closing Notes: I won't really think about what he's like in a romantic relationship since I personally don't see it happening. If it was ever requested, I might consider it someday. I just think he'd form platonic relationships if anything. Thank you for reading :-))

[wr-n]

idk if this has been asked but

how does one

join one of the eldritch twin's cult grouping

per se

Well, different cults handle new members differently!

Nightmare: - Takes as many people as he can get away with - Preferably those who are suffering

Dream: - Whisks people away after a few days of Dreaming about him - Those with weak wills and a need for direction

Endless: - Give offerings on an altar - ANY form of flattery and a polite request

Horizon: - God help you - No rules, make it up yourself because Ink sure as hell won't know them - You're on your own because once he notices you, its over

Lo (Loved One): - Offer living beings (preferably skeleton monsters for best results) - NO. Furby. Items. Themed. Or. Otherwise.

Massacre: - Warning: Offer anything EXCEPT immoral items - Things that will get you killed are: kidnapped/stolen things, sacrificed beings, etc. - For a neutral/decent result, offer small notes and letters after doing things that make you healthy (i.e. working out, eating well, sleeping at good times)

Hope that helps!

[muppetjokernumberfivefan]

Tell us what you see in your dream

I wake to find myself in a desert, walking across the dunes. And then I feel it. It begins as an itch in my throat, then it spreads down my chest and into it stomach. It trickles into my veins. I'm thirsty. My tongue and throat get so dry I feel like they're going to turn into dust. I've never known such thirst, how can this feeling exist? I have to get out of there. I scream for help, for someone to wake me up, then a terrible fear crosses my mind, what if I cant wake up? As I keep walking the thirst grows stronger with ever step. I believe I have reached the peak of human torment, only to step further and learn a greater torment. The suffering devolves me to a creature who is only desire is for water. But there is no water, only sand as far as the eye can see.

I walk for what feels like centuries, time no longer exists. The misery drives me insane. Within my thirst I feel the weight of human suffering. In these moments I could write poetry that would force its reader to suicide. If I look someone in the eye, their heart would stop. If I whisper in their ear their brain would hemorrhage. The suffering turns me into suffering. I am, in these moments, the embodiment of pain. Vultures circle in the sky, but as I look at them for the first time, I realize for the first time they were not vultures. They were just shapes, blurry and out of focus. They look like mint green circles. Suddenly the circles merge in the sky forming one much larger circle, the size of a doorway, emblazoned by a familiar logo.

This portal forms in front me, opening to reveal a hole into darkness as the sound of footsteps approach from within. "Hey bud!" "Hi honey," my mothers say as they now stand over me. "How ya doin'?" "I-I'm so thirsty..." I manage to gasp out, my voice creaking like a rusty gate. "That's not good, you got to stay hydrated pal!" "Here you go sweetheart, have a drink!" at this moment I would give anything for a drink. I raise the glass and bring it to my lips. but as I stair into the water I see a storm. The water in my glass is an ocean, and I see thousands of people drowning inside. I realize that the water means death, but in the moment I don't care. I have to drink. "Go on..." "Drink it buddy!" I stare out at my parents and see that their eyes glisten yellow with red pupils. "It's okay sweetie..." "Drink..." But as the water touches my lips, I feel a presence. "Someone is here." She seems to rise right from the sand. "You aren't welcome-" My parents voices are stolen by the wind, they try to scream but there is only silence as the woman approaches. I try to squint and see her face, but the swirling storm of sand obscured her from where I sit on my knees.

"The fly in your water, why does it kick?" I look in my glass and see there is a fly struggling to stay afloat. "Because it does not wish to die. We all fight to live." "Who are you?" The woman smiles. "I am the apple." Then she vanishes before my eyes. I stare back at my parents imposters. They began to mutate. "Michael!" The skin from their face melted down to the ground. "Listen to your mommies!" Their necks spring outwards looking like long, fur covered trunks. "Now drink your fucking water!" and then I remember fathers warning, what the long Furby represents. "Fuck you." I take the water and I dump it into the sand. Water pours from the glass like a tidal wave, the Furby monsters are washed away, and the flood turns the desert into an ocean. As I stand at the bottom of the sea, my feet heavy like concrete. I cant swim, my breath running out as I sink into the sand. Looking up all I can see above me is the silhouette of an apple floating up on the surface of the water. and then I wake up.

Anyways, anyone have a good solution for better dreams? I can't astral project until I get this taken care of, so any suggestion is appreciated.

[misfitfurby]

So, there's no update

The progress I thought I was getting is null and void

Back to basic bot sounding answers when asking questions

Friendly reminder!

Do NOT buy form this person!!

They are a scammer and have been BANNED on eBay!

The OG buyer was the one who messaged and shared these dms

They are also on Mercari along with one other warning against this Go Furby person

Also their posts as proof of legitimacy

https://www.mercari.com/us/item/m91980108678?sv=0

https://www.mercari.com/us/item/m33890737978?sv=0

BONUS Reddit post from 10 days ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/furby/comments/1cu9mjg/bolo/

Facebook post from the first of buyer

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/c6P2bnXHRkc9UyZU/?mibextid=oFDknk

[misnis]

hornblas continuing to say furby while misnis says furbaby. belz best friend position STOLEN

[sweetie-peaches]

If heaven is real I hope it’s like waking up from a nap on a trampoline with the sun on my skin in 2016. I hope heaven is like reading crappy marvel fanfiction on fanfiction.net. I hope heaven is like staying up too late watching popularmmos and dantdm. I hope heaven is like 3 am YouTube challenges with my friends. I hope heaven is like claw machines and mobile apps and furbies and Barbies. I hope heaven is like snow cones and playing in the pool. I hope heaven is like my sisters. I hope heaven is like my mother. I hope in heaven I am happy

I hope in heaven I am a kid again. I hope in heaven my innocence is not stolen from me. I hope in heaven I don’t grow up with scars and nightmares. I hope in heaven my hands will not be stained with my own blood. I hope in heaven I am loved. I hope in heaven I love. I hope in heaven I am happy

[friend-of-furbies]

is there any furby you didn't expect to bond with as much as you did

Yes! Honestly Most Furbies I customize I get pretty attached to with only a couple exceptions. (which really sucks as I've sold a lot of furbies over time 😭😭😭)

But the two furbies I've gotten the most attached to were my second Furby Custom and my fourth (or fifth not quite sure,) Apollo and Pinkie Lee. While I definitely knew I would be/was attached to them, I didn't realize just how attached I really was until I sold them to a family friend.... Which made it so much more painful when I learned they had been stolen from their front door!! They never made it to their new home!!! 😭😭😭😭

To this day, despite searching everywhere online in that local area, every resale site i could think of, and asking furby groups online for help, I still have no idea where they are ;(((( I just hope the thieves didn't throw them away or ruin them. (I also don't have many pictures saved anymore since I deleted my IG and totally forgot to back up those pictures.. AHHH)

Pictures below the cut

Pictures of Apollo:

Picture of Pinkie (Lee):

Bonus Pictures of the Lesbians together:

I miss them so much... Please come back my babies!!

[lawbotcj]

fuck wait can i just start a collection of this tag stolen off of furbys

[queen-way-loh]

So I bought some Furbies off Poshmark Today

I mean look at these scrungly little guys, who could say no?

I got a good deal on some colors I really want in my collection, all and all a good time.

Until. The seller messages me.

"Hey I'm at storage, the other two are here but the Blue one is missing. I think it's either lost or stolen. We're currently moving house and I think someone has sticky fingers."

Yep. Stolen.

Now I recognise that the seller could be lying, or maybe she was right when she suggested it was lost. Doesn't matter.

I am obsessed with the idea that this woman is moving house, including her thousands of used items she's bought to resell on poshmark, and a thief has struck. They passed over the jewelry, the brand name clothes, but oh goodness they simply could not resist:

This guy.

Anyway, the seller offered to cancel the sale or swap in one of the other furbies she had listed, so im getting a santa furby instead. Generally she was very apologetic and I'm still super excited about my purchase.

I hope where ever they are, if ever they were, the furby thief loves this millennium furby as much as I do.