#stinky stinky lizard man

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Another D&D character I made. His name is Kape, he's a lizardfolk sorcerer, one meter (3'3") tall, loves bugs and hates the government. I think he would also multiclass as a bard, play the guitar and sing pro-revolution songs at shady bars.

[hiss-from-sun-golden-scales]

ooo new guy hello

Can you hit the griddy?

[oolathurman]

moments before the disaster of him leaving a GIANT PILE OF SHIT ON THE CARPET I JUST WASHED!!!!

the face of someone who will never regret his actions

[ajockeynamedpod]

I really cannot get behind Maxx/Riki because Rikiel deserves better and Maxx deserves worse

[froggyplushy]

My little brother's thoughts on Genshin

• Upon first seeing Tighnari, called him a sussy baka because he eats mushrooms

• Thinks Xiao is the strongest person in the universe

• Calls Gorou "Pancakes" and Heizou "Waffles" and proclaims them to be the best of friends

• Consistently calls the Wanderer "Katu" and I have no idea where he got that name from

• Loves Qiqi

• Proclaims that Zhongli is his favorite character but refuses to use his name, calls him "stinky old lizard man", wants to feed him seafood despite knowing he hates it, and has stated that if they ever were to meet he would kick Zhongli in the shin

[donotbelasagne]

sorry to hear you're struggling man :( sending you love and happiness!! here's a question that I think about a LOT. if jeremy dyson's 'tlog but everyone wakes up with a tail' idea from apocalypse had actually been made, what kind of tails do you think the characters would have?

Yes!! I made notes during a work meeting lmao

Gonna be honest with you, did this purely on memory which means there's slightly more Reece characters than Steve/Mark, because apparently I don't remember their names (and I didn't want to go "that guy that bothers disabled people").

Chinnery - monkey. It would have a live of its own and it would fuck things up real time.

Judee - Horse. I mean. Look at her. Look. At. Her. Horse (girl) through and through.

Edward - hyena. Bit shit, bit cool. Maniacal laugh.

Tubbs - squirrel. She would throw it over her shoulder and pretend it was a scarf/pet.

Pauline - Badger. Neat, beautiful and stinky :)

Micky - goldfish. He'd be so happy with it as well.

Ross - chinchilla. Not truly a rat, but quite rat like. He would be so not happy with it as well.

Charlie - zebra. Gay version of a horse tbh

Stella - mermaid. No I will not take any questions at this time. Does it replace her legs? Does it need water to survive? Not telling you.

Barbara - Lion. She deserves it.

Harvey - lizard. Because toads don't have tails.

Val - chameleon. Like a lizard, but cooler.

Benjamin - wet cat. Doesn't matter what state he is in, tail always wet cat.

Pops - hippo. When he shits, it gets everywhere.

Bernice - dragon. Because I say so.

Herr Lipp - mouse. Prove me wrong.

Papa Lazarou - shark. Took me ages to come up with this one and I'm still not very happy with it.

Cave guide (can't remember his name soz) - donkey. I actually wrote donkey for multiple Mark characters, so I guess that's just his energy.

Hilary - cow. It would make him cry tears of joy.

Ollie - Peacock. Imagine how fucking annoying that would make him.

Tony - elephant. Purely and solely because he has a massive cock.

Lisgoe - chihuahua. Look at him lmao

Brian - giraffe.

Let me know if I've forgotten any big ones, because I've put zero thought into this. It was a great experience.

[unbreakabledawn]

i’m in tears. my coworker arranged a secret santa exchange, except we’re gifting to each other’s pets instead of each other—i work in a retail pet store and i’m the only one in our team without a dog or a cat. i just have a dumb lizard man. a stinky bearded dragon. and this was his gift

SOBBING

[tobyfoxmademeascaly]

Dawntrail Part 18

in which WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK.

(boots game) (bombastic and joyous title theme plays) (logs in and is placed down in burned tuliyollal as The Sad Dawntrail Music plays)

you've heard of Baby Lizard Delight. Now get ready for. BABY LIZARD DESPAIR

yshtola has new Arcane Mysteries to obsess over. its a new squeak toy to her and she's not going to stop chewing on it until the squeaker is torn out

gulool ja ja's palace being built for a 20 foot tall absolutely ripped lizard man and wuk lamat (+ koana) looking so puny in the doorway by comparison. something something big shoes to fill something something visual metaphor

His first attack was an ambush. he will not get another.

yknow ive been asking that myself

ESTINIEN

hey Stinky

to the people of tuliyollal, the auto-soldiers are a horrifying threat that are difficult to put down. to estinien and similar freaks of nature (me), they're just another tuesday

... well, if we're willing to sacrifice a train...

(sickos.jpg) yes.... YEEEEESSSS!

oh i know YOU'D love this plan

dont say it like that

ohhh EEPY

i am sensing a dungeon.

THE CAT THE WIZARD THE LEGEND

(one excellent action scene later)

grinning like a madman. I love this.

YAAAY

NOOO I GOTTA LEAVE ALISAIE BEHIND AGAIN

oh this is some sonic the hedgehog-ass music.

the acceleration bomb is MEAN. i was TOTALLY standing still you dipshit debuff

(points) inferior mullet possessor

what do you think you are, a fromsoft boss? get back down

... wait, what was that about souls?

see? turning into a snake NEVER helps.

oh erenville.

doesn't time flow differently on other shards? There's something very odd going on here.

this has been a VERY bad day for erenville

HAND ON HEART WOMAN

of COURSE the wannabe Alexander the Great comes from ALEXANDRIA

anyways I'm out of image slots so next time: WHAT THE FUCK? (cont.)

[licoricelump]

Reptile from mortal Kombat returns better then ever in Mortal Kombat 1. What are your thoughts?

🦎 So far, it's nice seeing Syzoth actually getting the spotlight, the face reveal and a decent new timeline's bio without immediately being killed within 3 seconds (looking at you Mortal Kombat 2021 and Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge). Really hope he has quality screentime for himself in the game and doesn't get pushed to the background (there's Khameleon seen in the background of Tanya's reveal trailer so hopefully them Zaterrans have some more lore running between them this time.]

🦎🦎 Look at him, stinky and feral, ready to go, beautiful, but tbh not my cup of tea , I'm more of a "long-snout lizard killing machine thing" fan😭😭😭

🦎🦎 Also, irrelevant, but his Mkx design will forever be my favorite. along with MK 2021 design

🦎🦎 And Deadly Alliance [look at this man, so Bloody Roar, so unhinged and silly, I love him]

[gemini-forest]

Gem is there any characters you like that aren't related to Rise?

*grabs papers, clears throat*

May I introduce you to my lovely wife.

Kaiman from Dorohedoro. He's 7ft 2 of stupid. Not a single thought. Has 2 brain cells

My baby girl. My male wife. My blorbo. My FUCKIN' STINKY LIZARD MAN!

I love him so much

Look at how cringe he is.

God I love him

[infectiouspiss]

if it’s not too much trouble could we see your idiot babies <3

it turned out to be so much more trouble than it should have been oh my god

i went and got my beautiful fat boy avocado he's so massive i adore him we hung out everything was great

he was intrigued by my phone and ow his nails are sharp but that's okay

and then. this massive fucking gecko. literally in the highest possible weight range for a healthy crested gecko, drops a MASSIVE turd. and idk if you know how lizards shit but it's a bunch of liquid then the solid and this guy this beast SHIT LIQUID DIRECTLY IN THE SPEAKER OF MY IN EAR HEADPHONES

plus all over my bed so now i've got a jumpy massive lizard on my hand with a huge stinky turd i'm trying not to throw up or lose the massive lizard or drop lizard poop on my floor while i get him back in his house. i have to change my sheets and thank god i had a clean sheet because my ass did NOT do laundry . and i need new headphones

his brother was an angel though everyone say hi banana look at my perfect little guy he's so tiny 💛

if you wanna see the size of this mans turd it's under the cut

and it smelled. so bad. so so bad.

[k-the-kartoonist]

Who’s the little purple lizard next to the beetlejuice art? Is that a character you made or are they based off something/someone, where’d they come from

It's my persona/artist representative/self insert... Thingy? I mainly put her there cause I had extra space left over on that page, but also to express how much I love the stinky little bug man

This is her! She's a human/dragon hybrid and a for-hire protector of supernatural creatures. Kinda cringe but hey, Tumblr is all about being cringe for your interest, right?

Also small edit: she's not specifically for the Beetlejuice universe, just a general persona I use for a lot of fandoms where there are supernatural beings or the like

[cogneato-inc]

IJ Gang+ Fursonas/Favorite Animals

VERY brief thoughts on everyone’s fursonas/favorite animals because I want to post art-

Andre

Would be a ferret for obvious reasons - skinny, mischievous, probably a little stinky ? It’s uncanny

His personal favorite animal is absolutely smthn unconventional tho - a wacky bug or lizard, maybe some kind of bioluminescent sea creature for the rave vibes ?

For sure the type to change his answer every time anyone asks

Brett

Obvious sona choice is a golden retriever because,,, yeah <3 but CONSIDER- a tiger ?? I will not elaborate

I don’t think he could pick just one animal as his favorite if you asked him to -

In my mind he’s like,, a terrible Snow White (/affectionate) ??? He loves and tries to befriend every animal he comes across and is,, not very successful most of the time-

Gigi

Is saying her sona would be a leopard a cop out ? It just fits so well (elegant and dangerous ??) it’s not my fault she also wears the pattern everywhere-

She’s definitely an animal person (if she wasn’t so busy she’d have so many pets </3) but birds are her #1 - brightly colored exotic ones ofc but she also just really likes birdwatching on early mornings

(She absolutely has a separate insta just for archiving all of the pictures she takes-)

Reagan

Begging forgiveness for my basic answer but,, she’s a house cat </3

She’s just got cat vibes !!! It’s the autism I know it (alternatively some kind of fox maybe ? I keep flip flopping-)

She seems like the kind of person to have a really obscure or extinct favorite animal ? Like a really fucked up creature from the Cambrian Period - but she’s also absolutely a cat person

Myc

Honestly I don’t think I’ll make him a sona because he’s already not human-

As for his favorite animal he,,, doesn’t have one ? He isn’t really an animal person, even if he can tolerate them - definitely likes bugs more (and it’s totally NOT because he spent most of his childhood with only them for company, that would be ridiculous)

(He is absolutely the type to chase someone around with little creepy crawlies if he finds out they’re scared of them-)

Glenn

Very torn between his sona being a bull or some kind of big livestock guardian dog - Anatolian Shepherd maybe ? (Of course he’d still be half dolphin)

DOG PERSON no one will ever change my mind-

His family ABSOLUTELY had dogs when he was a kid and he’s still really fond of them even if he can’t keep any

Alpha-Beta

OUGH okay my immediate thought for his sona was a bear which,,, given his history he would HATE-

But it’s perfect ? Big and strong ?? But S OFT ??? I refuse to consider other animals

He insists he doesn’t have a favorite animal but he’s absolutely got a soft spot for orcas (he watched the Seaworld documentary </3)

(THE PRESIDENT IS A SAINT BERNARD I know this in my heart, big goofy dog man, it’s probably even his favorite animal he just seems like a dog person (,,, based entirely on everyone else’s (incredible) headcanons lmao-))

J.R.

Almost went with a mongoose just for the bit- but no this man is OBVIOUSLY a ram. I can’t explain it at all he just is.

And he HATES animals - he can tolerate the ones that don’t come to him looking for attention but beyond that, no absolutely NOT get it away from him

If he had to pick he’d say fish, just because they can be relaxing to watch (please god let this man relax-)

[unsoundedcomic]

Were Toby and Anadye ever able to consummate their relationship?

One could find a great variety of services inside, but never had the Nevergreen been the most private of brothels. Every bathroom stall had a peephole, every bedroom wall sported a discreet switch to render it transparent, and even the sensory deprivation tank had a two-way panel to pipe any particularly salacious squawking up to the bar.

But tonight, Toby had promised Ana solitude. After most of the action had quieted upstairs, he led his secret paramour away from Stockyard's watchful eye - and the shark-like black eyes of the busybody lizards he paid off - to a selfishly kept alcove beneath one of the subterranean docks. Ana found it charmingly isolated, if stinky. There was a quilt, a few ratty down pillows, some empty cans of kedis chow (Toby loved his keddies) and now an empty bottle of Brokton Red.

And boy did Anadyne need that warm booze sitting in her belly when she reached down the big man's trousers and wrapped a hand around the prize inside.

"Did you hit it?" she gasped, her fingers barely clearing its circumference. Toby's ears turned red. His forelock drooped.

"What do you mean?!"

"It's like it's swollen! Was it stung by a wasp? Do you need an ice pack? You know I learned a trick to conjure one-"

"NO!" he bellowed, crushing his hands protectively over himself. "DO NOT! And of course it's not swollen! I mean, it IS! But that's what they DO!"

"Shush!" Ana gingerly withdrew her fingers. "Stockyard will hear us!" She smothered a smile as Toby's embarrassment spread to his cheeks. Mother's Love, he was cute. Like a big stupid overgrown saddlehound that still wanted to sleep up on the settee. "It's for you smoking that bunk," she chortled, "Didn't your ma tell you not to?"

"Who listens to their ma?"

Ana settled back on the quilt, smoothing the fall of her skirts around her knees and considering their plight. Of course she'd handled wanton clients and their troublesome lower stories in a professional capacity not so long ago, but she'd not had possession of her current toolset in those days. Now, she wasn't Anadyne the whore, but Anadyne the spellwright. Anadyne the spellwright had Options.

"I can offset the Contour Aspect," she suggested, wondering what her tutor would advise, "I don't really know how that would feel for you though... Sensation would require touch, I think, and if the Contour is temporarily offset, you mayn't get anything out of it at all! And if I lost concentration and slipped my spell it could split me in half! Or if I flubbed it the khert might throw a wobbly and make a Black Tongue of you! Still... we have to figure something out, you're not a great conversationalist... I know there are pymarics for this but buying anything in Cresce is such a hassle... Maybe I do an experimental practise cast first just to see what's what..."

She reached for his privates again. Toby's prime rib hands did not budge. She could see him chewing on a mouthful of unsaid words, trying to pick out the most diplomatic ones.

"...let's keep boozing," he decided, "By and by I'll either be randy enough to let you have your fun lightin' me up, or drunk enough that I sodding black out."

"How about a handy?"

Toby perked. Ana grinned, wiggling her fingers. "That heavy thing... Knock did say I need to work on building me biceps-"

With a roar, two massive paws wrenched the quilt from under her! Anadyne was thrown backwards shrieking, laughing, clutching her ribs! The empty wine bottle rolled out into the light, and then down into the black water.

[lochiiee]

if huaiyan is an old man like it appears he is and is playable (AND HE LOOKS LIKE ONE TOO. NO BABYFACES LIKE A CERTAIN UGLY LIZARD AND STINKY ARCHON) i will spend so much for him

(i like his hat too)

[doorrobloxstuff]

God!Seek has a cult concept/idea??

Alright so, I need your opinion because this was going to be used in a ask blog..if this would fit in. Please be critical on if it would fit into the story or or not..because I'm very iffy because I wonder if they even could or be relevant or even have a use storywise-

Trans people, Transients and Tax evaders! :D

(oh and therians)

Seek, despite being very big has human blorbos..."Favorites" if you will. Maybe an old lady who was brave enough to venture into the city to grab her things. Or maybe she never left.

Or maybe some queer people who rightfully don't really like living amongst other humans due to well- *gestures all around us* y e a.

or the occasional career criminal/tax evader probably being the most common.

They live there in exchange for feeding Seek, or just got lucky and had a general connection with the entity (or its family) somehow. Screech has some human friends its age it hangs out with. Use "cult" loosely. It's more like a small friend group that Seek won't eat and occasionally push goverment officals trying to find them into slime. Seek can't understand/speak spoken english very well but it can read just fine. So whenever they want to talk to "lord Seek" they simply whip out the whiteboard or notepad. Screech (to a greater extent) and Snare (to a lesser extent) can speak english though.

They have affectionate nicknames for Seek (Lord Seek, Mx many eyes, Big tuna), Snare (Plant lizard, Puppy eyes, Sneem, Snart, Nippy ), Screech (Screecher, Screechy, Screem,) and Hide (Shyguy, Hider, H E E D (inside joke started from a typo), closet man ) Rush (stinky, zoomy, Fluffy) and Ambush (Smelly, Zippy, Fuzzy) whenever they visit + Glitch (Greecher, Gleetch,)

They'd be restricted to certain parts of the city, because A: Buildings have a tendency to collapse and Hide's anxiety around humans.

I wonder how they'll react to the new creature within the city's borders.