#stinky stinky lizard man

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Another D&D character I made. His name is Kape, he's a lizardfolk sorcerer, one meter (3'3") tall, loves bugs and hates the government. I think he would also multiclass as a bard, play the guitar and sing pro-revolution songs at shady bars.

[hiss-from-sun-golden-scales]

ooo new guy hello

Can you hit the griddy?

[oolathurman]

moments before the disaster of him leaving a GIANT PILE OF SHIT ON THE CARPET I JUST WASHED!!!!

the face of someone who will never regret his actions

[ajockeynamedpod]

I really cannot get behind Maxx/Riki because Rikiel deserves better and Maxx deserves worse

[vaquerolvr]

Hi!!! I loved ur thing with Soap as ur boyfriend texts and was wondering if you could do it with Ghost too ❤️❤️❤️

and her lips are like the galaxy’s edge

synopsis: texts with ghost as your bf

headcanons at the bottom

cw: kinda slut-shaming?? british food

an: i am finally back and have my laptop back!! here’s the ghost version that i’ve been promising for forever lol. title is from arabella - arctic monkeys.

masterlist

⊹ takes forever to respond to messages

he goes hours without looking at his phone. everyone knows to call him if it’s urgent because otherwise he WILL just ignore it.

⊹ likes relaxing in weird places

you’ve found him taking a nap in the bathtub before. would cram himself into a cabinet if he could.

⊹ is the dad that acts like he hates pets but secretly loves them

refuses to call any pets by their names, only referring to them as “fatass,” stinky,” or his favorite: “freeloader.” you’ll catch him cuddling them on occasion. he denies it even if you have photo evidence.

⊹ “he’s cat-coded” “he’s dog-coded” you are all wrong!! he’s a lizard

runs cold, always has the heat on even in the middle of summer. you can’t even sneakily turn it down, he materializes behind you. it’s like he has a sixth sense for when you’re near the thermometer. habitual blanket stealer at night, you’ll wake up trembling and look over to find him peacefully sleeping in his pile of stolen blankets.

⊹ hates getting sick

kind of a germaphobe. will put on a literal hazmat suit to tend to you when you get sick. acts like a medieval peasant dying from the plague whenever he gets sick.

⊹ that stereotype about british people having awful food? it’s him

while soap is the type to burn the kitchen down while cooking, simon is the type who creates a chemical weapon on accident. doesn’t know how to use spices or seasoning, everything he makes is either way too salty or tastes like cardboard.

⊹ big football fan, he’s surprisingly into it

unfortunately he’s a manchester united fan. likes spending weekend mornings relaxing while watching a match with you. it lasts all of five minutes before he gets annoyed and starts ranting about how shit all the players are. gets into hours-long arguments with soap over it (soap isn’t even into football he just likes pissing simon off)

⊹ gets so jealous over fictional crushes (ironically)

will sulk and give you the silent treatment whenever you call an actor hot while watching a movie with him. if you have any figurines of your faves, you’ll often catch him glaring at them as if they’ve personally wronged him.

⊹ this man is a VIRGIN!!!!

you’re literally the first person he’s ever dated and probably the only person he’s ever kissed (unless you count that one time he got drunk with soap-) also he’s fully lying, he keeps track of the exact number of people he’s killed.

dividers from @/saradika-graphics :)

[montydrawsstuff]

Phew all good

its been too long since I drew espio with his babis

[idkhoworwhytell]

Can these boys take a bath?!

Right around 1k words, no warnings, the ‘   ‘ are meant to represent thoughts!

These men take a while to pack up. Something i've noticed from these men so far from what i've observed, they all seem to hail from somewhere similar. ‘I wonder if this is some big family tree it would make a whole lotta sense.’   “Were leaving!” the old man i guess that's what they call him ‘wonder if he gets offended by that i know mine would.’ finally announced that were were leaving, by the looks of it all of these people are well seasoned travelers, prepared for a chunk of walking for hours. Although, the presumed youngest ‘if warriors hasn't spilled my age yet, shouldn't have told him that.but i've checked to make sure i look way older. They aren't getting my real age outta me. Might have to find a way to keep him quiet.’ Wind was wearing something to Peter Pan's shoes, not meant for walking but something to cover your feet till you soon take them off. ‘Maybe I'll look into getting him a pair of boots as a peacemaker.’  As we started to walk I  noticed I was closely followed by the rancher of the group 'what happens when two people have the same upbringing in different worlds?’  I kinda expected him to wear the cowboy boots, not legend. ‘kinda and egotistical name I'd say.’ it seemed that the others kinda just fell in line everyone just walked beside another. I was next to sky and wars, and still, followed  by twilight. ‘Kinda reminds me of a herding dog.’ Of course time was up front, wild, and four at his side, and it seemed  all the others just blended in. walk , walk, and then more walking. Wild and hyrule keep seeming to wander off ,I would if I wasn't surrounded! Can't these people get the hint they smell! Like pulling my scarf up to my nose and holding there wasn't enough hint. There was a river back there they should've used! There's this wonderful thing  called deodorant. Perfume or cologne would do them some good too, no more natural musk, they stink. Clearly they haven't been introduced to it yet.  ‘Ooooo berries. I drift my way around these people only to be grabbed by my scarf and dragged back.  “ I just want a berry!” “For all we could know you could’ve been wandering off to leave. Plus you don’t know if these things are poisonous.” “ For  one they aren't, two this is literally my world-“ I was cut off with  a glare.  it seems he wasn’t very appreciative of my sass  mouthing .  Meh he’ll get over it. I’m getting my berries, this man can grab my scarf all he wants.  It seems a Couple people noticed my failed attempt, I get a couple of harsh stares. I'm starting to get real tired of these people and I’ve just met them. It seems that hyrule seems to read my thoughts and snuck me a berry. Only reason I would eat one is because I know they aren’t poisonous. ‘This is still my time for the goddesses sake!’ But nooo, I’m trapped by stinky men.  (I think I’ve made that point clear, But you need to understand how much they smelled.) ‘oh yea I’ll make sure I thank hyrule later, he kinda reminds me of a fairy, he smells of sugar and magic..’ ‘ was it iron or silver they can’t touch? Best to take off both if I want to be around him just in case till I find out. If my theories right of course, but I’d still rather be safe.’

Step Step  And another step One foot in front of the other.  And another one. ‘I’m starting to get uncomfortable. I don't enjoy being followed so dutifully.’ Ooo yay lunch time, I’ve heard how wild is a good chef. ‘ I wonder if I can share some recipes with him, wonder what kinda twist he can add with it?’  Oops people are talking I should probably listen ‘ooo sparkly’ nevermind their talking about monsters. I just fight them and move on. This dink guy is a lizard? That means he’s weak to cold temperatures right? Actually that plan won’t work Because  by the looks of it most of these people are looking like they're gonna die by a slight breeze. ‘Put some pants on, do yourself a favor!’ I’d kill anything to be in the snow right now, this climate is too much for me.  “We’re going to probably switch soon.” I can’t quite differentiate that voice yet, but by shift they mind portals right? “It’s likely , I think we have what we were sent for” that was warriors, I could tell that semi posh accent in his voice. Oh they’re talking about me. “I want to go back to the ranch!” ‘That reminds me to get him some boots.’ Moving my head a bit, ‘and some socks the blisters must be insane!’  I could see a couple of the others agree with his statement. It seems as if time and twilight have some familial bond, I could feel both of their yearning to visit.  ‘Bet times loving the extra hands to help around.’ I caught myself wanting to visit too, I just met these people and I’m sorta getting attached? The idea of something so familiar to my upbringing, in an unfamiliar place seems odd, but comforting in a sense.  Huh, they weren’t lying, the smell of the food is quite exquisite. It smells like a sloppy Joe sorta, just stew form. (odd way to describe but carry on. There looks like there’s a wood worker in the group, all the bowls seem to be in similar design, some with their own twists. Same story with the sliver ware.   ‘ for being descended from the same soul, everyone seems to be very different from another. ‘ ‘They sorta remind me of a puzzle..’  I think I remember a quote like that when I was younger, ‘strength lies in differences, not similarities.’ Despite being so alike, everyone of these boys have their differences, making them stronger than they would be alone.

[donotbelasagne]

sorry to hear you're struggling man :( sending you love and happiness!! here's a question that I think about a LOT. if jeremy dyson's 'tlog but everyone wakes up with a tail' idea from apocalypse had actually been made, what kind of tails do you think the characters would have?

Yes!! I made notes during a work meeting lmao

Gonna be honest with you, did this purely on memory which means there's slightly more Reece characters than Steve/Mark, because apparently I don't remember their names (and I didn't want to go "that guy that bothers disabled people").

Chinnery - monkey. It would have a live of its own and it would fuck things up real time.

Judee - Horse. I mean. Look at her. Look. At. Her. Horse (girl) through and through.

Edward - hyena. Bit shit, bit cool. Maniacal laugh.

Tubbs - squirrel. She would throw it over her shoulder and pretend it was a scarf/pet.

Pauline - Badger. Neat, beautiful and stinky :)

Micky - goldfish. He'd be so happy with it as well.

Ross - chinchilla. Not truly a rat, but quite rat like. He would be so not happy with it as well.

Charlie - zebra. Gay version of a horse tbh

Stella - mermaid. No I will not take any questions at this time. Does it replace her legs? Does it need water to survive? Not telling you.

Barbara - Lion. She deserves it.

Harvey - lizard. Because toads don't have tails.

Val - chameleon. Like a lizard, but cooler.

Benjamin - wet cat. Doesn't matter what state he is in, tail always wet cat.

Pops - hippo. When he shits, it gets everywhere.

Bernice - dragon. Because I say so.

Herr Lipp - mouse. Prove me wrong.

Papa Lazarou - shark. Took me ages to come up with this one and I'm still not very happy with it.

Cave guide (can't remember his name soz) - donkey. I actually wrote donkey for multiple Mark characters, so I guess that's just his energy.

Hilary - cow. It would make him cry tears of joy.

Ollie - Peacock. Imagine how fucking annoying that would make him.

Tony - elephant. Purely and solely because he has a massive cock.

Lisgoe - chihuahua. Look at him lmao

Brian - giraffe.

Let me know if I've forgotten any big ones, because I've put zero thought into this. It was a great experience.

[cherie-doll]

Not a prompt, just a thought I'd like to share, it fits any characters but I wrote this specially for the tiger man because I just won't stop slapping every cat traits on him

Cod characters probably smell like shit after missions. The sweats, the blood, the tiredness, the stress. That ain't stopping you from loving them tho. They are like...cats. Cats that probably kiss bugs, eat lizards, sniff other cats' butts, murdered a mouse somewhere. Yet you still pick the cat up and inhale it when you come home, thinking it smells like heaven. You treat them exactly like that. Ignoring the small dot of blood on their camo shirt. Burying your head into their chest if you're the shorter one, their hair if you're the taller one, inhaling like it's the only source of air you can ever have. "Yes I know you're stinky right now, but just give me 5 minutes". You're just happy that they're here

But you'd still drag him/her into the shower later. You love your stinky cutie, yet a non-stinky cutie is even better

i like ur thoughts

It's just something about scent that's so comforting when it comes from that special person. You acknowledge that they smell like they've been in the trenches because they quite literally have the past idk how long, but still it soothes your senses because it's them in the flesh with you.

I can't help but imagine them standing there, happy that you're in their arms but at the same time itching to get to the shower and out of their blood-stained clothes.

[tobyfoxmademeascaly]

Dawntrail Part 18

in which WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK.

(boots game) (bombastic and joyous title theme plays) (logs in and is placed down in burned tuliyollal as The Sad Dawntrail Music plays)

you've heard of Baby Lizard Delight. Now get ready for. BABY LIZARD DESPAIR

yshtola has new Arcane Mysteries to obsess over. its a new squeak toy to her and she's not going to stop chewing on it until the squeaker is torn out

gulool ja ja's palace being built for a 20 foot tall absolutely ripped lizard man and wuk lamat (+ koana) looking so puny in the doorway by comparison. something something big shoes to fill something something visual metaphor

His first attack was an ambush. he will not get another.

yknow ive been asking that myself

ESTINIEN

hey Stinky

to the people of tuliyollal, the auto-soldiers are a horrifying threat that are difficult to put down. to estinien and similar freaks of nature (me), they're just another tuesday

... well, if we're willing to sacrifice a train...

(sickos.jpg) yes.... YEEEEESSSS!

oh i know YOU'D love this plan

dont say it like that

ohhh EEPY

i am sensing a dungeon.

THE CAT THE WIZARD THE LEGEND

(one excellent action scene later)

grinning like a madman. I love this.

YAAAY

NOOO I GOTTA LEAVE ALISAIE BEHIND AGAIN

oh this is some sonic the hedgehog-ass music.

the acceleration bomb is MEAN. i was TOTALLY standing still you dipshit debuff

(points) inferior mullet possessor

what do you think you are, a fromsoft boss? get back down

... wait, what was that about souls?

see? turning into a snake NEVER helps.

oh erenville.

doesn't time flow differently on other shards? There's something very odd going on here.

this has been a VERY bad day for erenville

HAND ON HEART WOMAN

of COURSE the wannabe Alexander the Great comes from ALEXANDRIA

anyways I'm out of image slots so next time: WHAT THE FUCK? (cont.)

[licoricelump]

Reptile from mortal Kombat returns better then ever in Mortal Kombat 1. What are your thoughts?

🦎 So far, it's nice seeing Syzoth actually getting the spotlight, the face reveal and a decent new timeline's bio without immediately being killed within 3 seconds (looking at you Mortal Kombat 2021 and Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge). Really hope he has quality screentime for himself in the game and doesn't get pushed to the background (there's Khameleon seen in the background of Tanya's reveal trailer so hopefully them Zaterrans have some more lore running between them this time.]

🦎🦎 Look at him, stinky and feral, ready to go, beautiful, but tbh not my cup of tea , I'm more of a "long-snout lizard killing machine thing" fan😭😭😭

🦎🦎 Also, irrelevant, but his Mkx design will forever be my favorite. along with MK 2021 design

🦎🦎 And Deadly Alliance [look at this man, so Bloody Roar, so unhinged and silly, I love him]

[gemini-forest]

Gem is there any characters you like that aren't related to Rise?

*grabs papers, clears throat*

May I introduce you to my lovely wife.

Kaiman from Dorohedoro. He's 7ft 2 of stupid. Not a single thought. Has 2 brain cells

My baby girl. My male wife. My blorbo. My FUCKIN' STINKY LIZARD MAN!

I love him so much

Look at how cringe he is.

God I love him

[infectiouspiss]

if it’s not too much trouble could we see your idiot babies <3

it turned out to be so much more trouble than it should have been oh my god

i went and got my beautiful fat boy avocado he's so massive i adore him we hung out everything was great

he was intrigued by my phone and ow his nails are sharp but that's okay

and then. this massive fucking gecko. literally in the highest possible weight range for a healthy crested gecko, drops a MASSIVE turd. and idk if you know how lizards shit but it's a bunch of liquid then the solid and this guy this beast SHIT LIQUID DIRECTLY IN THE SPEAKER OF MY IN EAR HEADPHONES

plus all over my bed so now i've got a jumpy massive lizard on my hand with a huge stinky turd i'm trying not to throw up or lose the massive lizard or drop lizard poop on my floor while i get him back in his house. i have to change my sheets and thank god i had a clean sheet because my ass did NOT do laundry . and i need new headphones

his brother was an angel though everyone say hi banana look at my perfect little guy he's so tiny 💛

if you wanna see the size of this mans turd it's under the cut

and it smelled. so bad. so so bad.

[k-the-kartoonist]

Who’s the little purple lizard next to the beetlejuice art? Is that a character you made or are they based off something/someone, where’d they come from

It's my persona/artist representative/self insert... Thingy? I mainly put her there cause I had extra space left over on that page, but also to express how much I love the stinky little bug man

This is her! She's a human/dragon hybrid and a for-hire protector of supernatural creatures. Kinda cringe but hey, Tumblr is all about being cringe for your interest, right?

Also small edit: she's not specifically for the Beetlejuice universe, just a general persona I use for a lot of fandoms where there are supernatural beings or the like

[doorrobloxstuff]

God!Seek has a cult concept/idea??

Alright so, I need your opinion because this was going to be used in a ask blog..if this would fit in. Please be critical on if it would fit into the story or or not..because I'm very iffy because I wonder if they even could or be relevant or even have a use storywise-

Trans people, Transients and Tax evaders! :D

(oh and therians)

Seek, despite being very big has human blorbos..."Favorites" if you will. Maybe an old lady who was brave enough to venture into the city to grab her things. Or maybe she never left.

Or maybe some queer people who rightfully don't really like living amongst other humans due to well- *gestures all around us* y e a.

or the occasional career criminal/tax evader probably being the most common.

They live there in exchange for feeding Seek, or just got lucky and had a general connection with the entity (or its family) somehow. Screech has some human friends its age it hangs out with. Use "cult" loosely. It's more like a small friend group that Seek won't eat and occasionally push goverment officals trying to find them into slime. Seek can't understand/speak spoken english very well but it can read just fine. So whenever they want to talk to "lord Seek" they simply whip out the whiteboard or notepad. Screech (to a greater extent) and Snare (to a lesser extent) can speak english though.

They have affectionate nicknames for Seek (Lord Seek, Mx many eyes, Big tuna), Snare (Plant lizard, Puppy eyes, Sneem, Snart, Nippy ), Screech (Screecher, Screechy, Screem,) and Hide (Shyguy, Hider, H E E D (inside joke started from a typo), closet man ) Rush (stinky, zoomy, Fluffy) and Ambush (Smelly, Zippy, Fuzzy) whenever they visit + Glitch (Greecher, Gleetch,)

They'd be restricted to certain parts of the city, because A: Buildings have a tendency to collapse and Hide's anxiety around humans.

I wonder how they'll react to the new creature within the city's borders.

[scary-monsters]

HELLO KAT may i ask for 28, 41, and 44 for your Diego? love that little lizard man💖

IZZY HI pls ignore how late this is, i started answering it and then got distracted and it sat in my drafts until i just now remembered 😭 THANK YOU for asking abt my stinky 🧡

28. How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

my diego doesn't like to resort to physical violence, he thinks it's a waste of time and he's perfectly confident in his ability to tear someone down with words alone 💀 that being said, he would not hesitate to fight back if anyone put their hands on him first. he will not initiate, but he has no problem defending himself (or someone he cares about). his rage is dangerous, though, he has a hard time keeping it in check sometimes so that could potentially get him into more trouble than he's prepared for 😭

41. Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

a little of both? my diego grew up in a wealthy household and was offered a lot of opportunities due to his high intelligence, but he still had to fight for the parts of his life that he's now proud of. the things he did have given to him with no effort on his part were things he didn't care about or have a desire for. he fully believes in working hard for what he wants, but i'd be lying if i said there wasn't a tinge of "well i want it so i should have it 😡" in there... 💀 but no matter how much he thinks that, he's still more than willing to work his ass off for what he wants. gives him bragging rights.

44. How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

young diego wasn't opposed to saying it without meaning it and using it as a manipulation tactic. few have said it to him while meaning it. but as he matures, he starts to regard the statement with more significance. vulnerability is a very hard thing for him, admitting feelings is even harder, but once those feelings have been established and he knows it's mutual he's not afraid to say it every so often.

questions are from the "hard mode" headcanon meme