#still. AAA?????aAaaaa

[wiliowtreemarch]

WHAT DO U MEAN PEARL RBED MY FIGHT CLUB WIP. WHAT. ITS NOT EVEN DONE YET….

[sketchthetofu]

Pspspspspsp here you go ! I simply wanted to be silly

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHAKING YOU THIS IS ADORABLE OH MY GOSHHHHH FRUIT!!!!

I’m deceased, gone, this is too amazing I just want to stare at it forever I’m- 💥

[briskunt]

iam never fuciign making a wave masterpost agaib stodpfuckign perceiving my errorsrsssss

[deus-ex-mona]

winter 2k24, huh~~~~~~ _(:3 」∠)_

[yache-berries]

HUGE SHOUT-OUT TO @drawnbinary FOR MAKING THIS A VERY SPECIAL PRIDE MONTH!!! 🥹🌻🍊✨️

[sealer-of-wenkamui]

I think so much about the time in Shimousa from when Limbo finds Danzou’s broken body to the events of the game, like there’s this whole period of time where she’s always by his side serving the every whim of someone that is deeply fixated on her and wants nothing more than to hurt her. And no matter how uncomfortable he makes her or how much he hurts her, she won’t even complain because she thinks herself a tool that’s his to use as he pleases.

Repairing her body, putting curses in her in the process… the curse of annihilation… whatever he did to her body so he could control it against her will… was the self-destruct mechanism his as well? And he states he messed with her head but did it slowly because it was amusing to him, so he would be inside her head at multiple points….

And then she’s both a beautiful doll as well as a ninja so. I’m fully convinced he would fuck her, and even if she can’t feel pain, make her as uncomfortable as possible in the process… and have her serve his every desire… and he can also use her to kill and spy on others, perhaps even asking her to kill innocents just to watch her squirm. But she’d still do it cause she’s just a doll and he’s her master… ohh it’s all so much fun to think about

[sentofight]

ooc. will skedaddle now. but hmu on d.isxord if u wanna talk or something I'll go to bed after watching fake s//olo levelling and m//ashel!!!

[rylxdreams]

When you're enrolling for college tomorrow but you're still unsure about your course and school:

[nyctoaerah]

YOU WRITE SO GOOD, LIKE HELLO??? YOUR WRITING STYLE IS SO GORGEOUS AND YUMMY, LIKE CAN I EAT IT? PLS PLS PLS??? But no joke, your writing style is literally so gorgeous 😭 like it's so detailed and all? How do you do that??😵‍💫 The gore?? The emotions? The wording?? Gosh, please take my money and enslave me queen, i am nothing but a loyal servant that shall kiss the ground that you step on🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏾‍♀️BTW, can i get some jjk fanfics recommendations?? You write so good so you probably read good stuff too hehe😈

Dang, you're boosting my ego, pooks, and that’s not good ‘cause i have a high ego n’ i’m a Satoru kinnie /j

Thanks for the love! Just gotta let those words spill out, you know? Honestly, it’s all about pouring my heart into it and letting the words flow💀💀 and I feel more comfortable with writing things this way and i have high standards in writing so i tend to make it descriptive since I’m having a hard time understanding things if it's too simple and not detailed😔😔😔 it’s a struggle yk?

BUT STILL, THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE AGAIN ANONNN,AAAAAA ILY🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻 YOU’VE SERIOUSLY MADE MY DAY!!🫶🏻😚

Sending loads of love and kisses to youuu🫶🏻

Here’s my recommendations, and I swear you won’t regret reading them cause they’re all top tiers!

Corpse Darling —this one is my FAV broo, made me cry and made me go through roller coaster of emotions frr, it’s written SO WELL, and it’s so elegant, the writing style is gorg and everything+ a must if you like reading abt male readers🫶🏻 IF YOU LIKE READING ANGSTY BOOKS THEN THIS!! (kagura is literally the best!!)

The Contortionist — LITERALLY SO GOOD, LIKE THE EMOTIONS, THE READER IS SO FUNNY AT THIS AND IS OVERALL A VERY GOOD BOOK RAHHH

The Fuck List— ONE OF MY FAVORITES TOO,IF YA LIKE THEM SMUTTY FICS THEN THIS IS FOR YOUU! EVERYTHING IN THIS IS LITERALLY A 5 STAR MEAL, I’M TELLIN’ YOU!!

Other Husband — This one is so good too, one of my favs fr fr, AAAA SUGURU’S SO HOT IN THIS 😍😍 IF YOU LOVE CORALINE TOO THEN THIS IS A MUST READ!!

Love Bombing— I SWEAR, the mc of this is different and refreshing, and karma is real in this + it’s written very well and i’m literally hooked (I’m watching you blade, ya better gimme my kagehikari @terrorbladewho )

Tsunami & Bloodflood— TOTALLY MY FAVORITE, IF YOU’RE INTO AN UNHINGED MEN AND YOU’RE INTO MC’S WHO WERE WEAK AT FIRST THEN PROCEEDS TO GET STRONGER, THEN THIS IS A MUST!! THE YANDERE’S IN THIS R SO GOOD, YOU WON’T REGRET READING THIS 🫶🏻 A MUST IF YOU LIKE OC FICS🫶🏻🫶🏻

Hollow Element— This is so good too + it’s written so well and is an overall a gorgeous fanfic aaa, one of the best JJK FICS THAT I HAVE READ

Cursed Prisoner— THIS ONE IS SO GOOD LIKE, EVERYTHING AND IS MY FAV TOO, LIKE, IF YOU’RE INTO READER INSERTS WHERE THEY’RE A CERTAIN CHARACTER (LIKE FOR EXAMPLE; MITSURI! READER) OR SOMETHING, THEM THIS IS FOR YOU

Otherwordly Attraction— THIS ONE IS JUST *CHEF’S KISS* IF YOU LOVE ISEKAI TROPES THEN THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!

Runaways— IF YOU'RE INTO CROSSOVERS THEN THIS IS A MUST READ!

EHE THEY’RE ALL MY FAVS<33 if you want to read some other fics that aren’t jjk then just check my library on quotev and reading list on wattpad hehe🫶🏻 THAT’S ALL, LOVE YA POOKS.

[aurora-starlight-silly]

Hi hi hi :3

I have a gift for you!

a little story: I was in a state where I needed to draw but I couldnt draw anything :( So I randomly decided to doodle Aurora and then before I knew it I had completely colored and rendered her ^^' So might as well give it to you as a little gift! :3

-Kade 🐾

OMGGGGGGGGGZZ AKVSAJVSQJVSHSHSGSGDGDGDGDGDHGDVDVVDHBDVEVDBBDBBDBDVDVDVVDVDVDDB

AAAAAA THAT'S GORGEOUS, WHAAAT ??

AAAAA I LOVE HOW U DREW THE SCARF, AND EVERYTHING !! I LOVE HER EYES, YOU ADDED SO MANY COOL THINGS IN HER DESIGN THAT I LOVE SM ! THE EYE ! OMG THE EYE ! IT'S ALSO COOL TO SEE HER EYE BLACK ! (yeah I have no idea why I made them white just trought it was cool idk lol), ABDVSHSGSSHG ! AND I ALWAYS LOVED AND STILL LOVE HOW YOU DRAW HER JACKET, IT'S AWESOME !! I LUV THE COLORS SMMMMMM !

AND AVDJZCD, SHE HAS A CUTE TAIL, OMG ! IT'S SO PRETTY,A DBSVSVDBSJS !

AND AAAA, THE BACKGROUND ??? IT'S GORGEOUS ?? OMG ?? AAAAAAAAAA YOU DREW THE AURORA BOREALISES SO WELL, AAHZUGSSH, TYSMM MOSSSIIIIII (OR KADE SRY AAA) 😭😭😭

[lazorbeanz]

Ninjago: Dragons Rising S3 pt.1 is finally out! So I decided to note my crazy thoughts and reactions as I was watching lol

Spoilers below the cut (obviously)

Episode 1

- THE SHATTERDRAGON OF CHAOS OOOH I LOVE HIS DESIGN

- AYOOOOO NEW INTRO!!! AND THE THEME SONG REMIX SLAPS

- omg Sora continuing Arin’s pie deliveries in his absence!! She finna give the whole town food poisoning tho xD

- JAYA FLASHBACK AAAAAAAA

- HSHDHSHSH KAI BEING THE ANNOYING BROTHER THAT HE IS

- I’ve missed Kai and Nya’s interactions so muchhh I love their sibling banter xD

- I need more of Sora and Frak lol

- “smartest, most attractive member of our team” - Zane

AHHAHDJSJSBSJD AAAAAA HE MISSES HIS WIFE SO BADDDD

- Frak right after: “but Sora’s right here.”

WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP- IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT MEANS?! YO-

- HELL YEAAAAA KAI RESULTING TO FIRE ONCE AGAIN. OMG AND THAT MANIACAL LAUGH HES SO SILLY

- hold up why did that woman look like Arin’s mom?? 👀

- TEEHEEE NYA LISTING OFF ALL OF JAY’S QUALITIES ALSO IS THAT THE FIRST TIME SHES CALLED HIM CUTE?! IM GOING INSANE

- nya: “..the real heart of our team”

Kai: “Not sure that’s accurate…”

I’ll never get over this thing he has at Jay LOL

- WOAHHH THE FORBIDDEN FIVE ALL TOGETHER THEY LOOK SO COOL!!

Episode 2

- awww Lloyd doll :D

- NOT IT BEING USED AS A DOG TOY 😭

- aaaaa Arin accepted it! I honestly thought he would and then idk get rid of it as soon as he left

Who knows he may still do that in the next couple of episodes or smth ;_;

- AWWW WYLDFYRE RECEIVING MAIL FROM ROBY AAA THEY DID KEEP IN TOUCH AFTER ALL 🥹🥹

- AHAHHAHA KAI TRYNA TAKE A LOOK AND GETS TOLD TO BACK OFF HEHE SO DAD AND DAUGHTER CODED

- HEHEHE I LOVE HOW SELFIES ARE JUST DRAWINGS OF THEMSELVES AHH SO CUTE

- “wait, should I have waited a few minutes before sending that? Am I gonna sound too needy?! UNSEND!! UNSEEEEND!!!!” Ahh so me HSHSHDHD

- omg Polyphemus made a debut in ninjago XD

- *LE GASP* JAY?! JAY IS THAT YOU?! *ANOTHER LE GASP* IT IS JAYY!!!!

Episode 3

- me: oh yea Ras is dying atp

Ras soon after: “I am DYING”

- LURING JAY WITH VIDEO GAMES I LOVE IT XD

- poor wyldfyre thinking parent teachings are video games 😭 she’s in for a treat HEHEHHE

- *deeeply inhales*

MORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

- ANOTHER FLASHBACK OF THEM PLAYING VIDEO GAMES TOGETHER AWWWW

- FUGIDOVE RETURNSSSS YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!! MY BABY I- NOOOO COME BAAAAAACK

- Kai, the whole point of you setting that record was for it to be broken by jay anyways xD

But like fair enough, bro spent all day setting that record just for it to be broken in 5 minutes or so probably

- also Wyldfyre becoming obsessed with video games now YESSS KAI IS GONNA HAVE A NEW GAMING BUDDY NOW :D

Episode 4

- awww Zanth dancing with the bird xD and then Zane telling her to stop bc he did that with falcon and got absolutely ridiculed for it 😂😭

- wait that’s a capsule…could it be???!!!

- IT IS!!!

- PIXALLLLLLL!!!!! MA GURL!! OH HOW IVE MISSED YOU

- oooh jay doing secret totally legal dealings now?? 🤨

- BUT OH HOW ZANE MISSED HER MOREEEEE. THE GOOD LONG 10 SECOND HUG SPINNING HER AROUND AAAAAHHHH MY PIXANE HEART

- omg i forgot he can perfectly mimic voices hehe and his acting of each person is supreme i love this silly nindroid

- AAAAAAA IVE MISSED ZANE AND PIXEL FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE. Together they are a well oiled machine fr fr. THEY KICK BUTT YASSS

- OH GOSH BUILT TO PROTECT PLAYING IN THE BG PLS ZANE DONT DIE AGAIN NOOOOOO YOU 2 JUST REUNITED

- HES OKAY I think HE HAS TO BE- ohh im scared

Episode 5

- awwww Roby has a little dragon called Hermes🥹

- NOOOOO THEY KILLED HERMES 😭😭

- AAAAA KUR GOT ROBY D:

- wyldfyre: “did you check the father board” HAHSHSHBDJSB

- awww more love letter teasing xD

- HEHEHEHE KAI GETTING READY TO KICK ROBY’S BUTT INCASE THAT LETTER WAS A BREAKUP LETTER. HE AINT SPARING NO ONE IF THEY DARE BOUTA BREAK HIS DAUGHTER’S HEART

- Ras needs to learn to appreciate Arin’s flight commentary xD

- I love how Wyldfyre forgets it’s called the City of Temples lol

Ehh ig “Roby-Town” just has a nicer ring to it 🤣

- OMG HERMES IS ALIVE!!! WAHOOOO!!!

- the forbidden five and those freebooters really need to learn TO NOT FRIKIN MESS WITH PIXAL BC SHE IS BACK AND MORE BOSSGIRL THAN EVER🙌🙌

- PIXAL WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR MANS?!

BUFF ZANE LOL

- oh….

OH….

OHHH NO NONONO

ARIN’S PARENTS DIED IN THE MERGE?!

SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY MY POOR BABY CAME ALL THIS WAY JUST TO FIND OUT-

AAAAAAA

Episode 6

- ooooh Jay on a task to find and capture Ras? This’ll be interesting

- AINT NO WAY…ITS DARETH

- NOT HIM TRYNA WISH TO BE A NINJA 😭😭😭 (even the djinn thinks it’s a bad idea HAHAHA)

- wait so are you tryna tell me there was a dragon icon hiding in Ras’ hammer this entire time? Or is the hammer the icon itself?

Episode 7

- the fact Zane has not yet gone out and explored the merge lands because he didn’t want to without PIXAL is so sweet he was waiting till he found her again

- NYA AND PIXAL’S FIRST EXCHANGE SINCE THE MERGE AHHH MY FAV GIRL DUO IS BACK

- Kai the “Solver” who has no solve…xD love when this man gets humbled (esp by none other than his own sister LOL)

- PIXAL AND ZANE DANCE TOGETHER AS THEY WORK?! THAT IS SO FRIGGIN CUUUUTTTEEEEER

- aww Wyldfyre stayed back with Roby to try help him 🥺❤️‍🩹

- HES GONNA GET BETTER RIGHT?-

Episode 8

- ooooh yesss flashbacks of young Arin and Sora in the early stages of their friendship THEYRE SO CUTE

- RAS JUST GETTING SNATCHED MID CONVERSATION LMAOOO

- oh gosh not Drix being entirely formed out of bugs 😭

Lowkey reminds me of the vermillion warriors being formed out of the lil vermillion snakes…but this is worse

- AHHH THAT SCENE OF SORA SAVING ARIN AT THE END THERE WAS SO GOOD 😭🩷🧡 it’s only been a couple of episodes BUT IVE MISSED THEM SO MUUUUCHHH

Episode 9

- YAYYYY HERMES GOT BETTER!!!!

- the way Zane holds Sora’s hand so she can walk across the extremely polished floor (w/o slipping) like an adult walking a child across the street or smth is so adorable

- ahh more Arin and Sora sentimental moments yas! I’m glad they’re back on better terms

- ooooh wyldfyre using her elemental power to heal Roby? This is bound to work

- IT WORKED HAHA YESSS HES BEAUTIFUL AGAIN

- oh did I ever mentioned how I LOVE Wyldfyre’s new mech?! I’m happy to see that she has one of her own now :D

- oh ofc ThunderFang was gonna betray the Forbidden Five I sensed that coming a mile away lol

Episode 10

- Kai: “can I try?!”

Wyldfyre: “It won’t look as cool on you”

AHAHDHSHBFJSHD

- I noticed how when Lloyd was confronted by ThunderFang, he had both Kai and Nya beside him

RGB SIBLINGS FTW!!!!

- “Rando mercenary” ahem uhh Nya that’s your husband right there

Ofc u don’t know that…yet heheheheh

- KAI IMMEDIATELY RUSHING OVER TO CHECK ON WYLDFYRE AFTER HER CRASH TO SEE IF SHES OKAY HE IS HER DAD YOUR HONOR

- OMG JAY REVEALS ITS HIM TO NYA USING HIS ELEMENTAL POWERS (and bad lightning puns xD)

- NOOOO LLOYD GOT DRAINED MY BBY-

- ARIN KILLING A SHATTERDRAGON WITH THE POWER OF LOVE HECK YEA XD

- AWWW THE GROUP HUGGG (with a revived Lloyd dw)

- okay I expected Arin to leave the ninja again to go with Ras…BUT SORA TOO?! SHE REALLY DID MEAN IT WHEN SHE SAID SHES NEVER LEAVING HIM AGAIN

#TOGETHER FOREVER

- AHHHH JAYYYY MY BOIIII!!! SO GOOD TO SEE HIS FACE AGAIN xD

AND HES STILL SILLY AS EVER EVEN IF HES MISSING A LOT OF HIS MEMORY HEHEHEH

BUT OH LAWD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAIR?! 😭💀

- Lloyd: “…but this win, doesn’t really feel like a win.”

Well ofc not…your children have just left you

- tho i wish for him to go back to normal, I’m kinda liking salty Jay lol

- WAIT ARIN’S PARENTS ARENT DEAD?! THEYRE REALLY ALIVE?! WHERE ARE THEY THEN?! I NEED ANSWERSSSS

- Ayo welcome to the spectral lands ThunderFang lol

- NOOO MORROOOOO

NO WAYY THUNDERFANG JUST ATE MORRO LIKE THAT

IS HE GONE GONE NOW?!

[yesterdays-xkcd]

Strip originally conceived in conversation with Jeph Jacques. Soon to be a major motion picture.

The Man Who Fell Sideways [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball standing, with a dotted line perpendicular to him and a 30 degree angle going downwards.] From a young age, gravity pulled him wrong.

[Cueball bouncing around his house.] Sometimes east, sometimes west. When he was restrained, it grew erratic. ''WHAM WHAM''

[Cueball bouncing/rolling on the ground.] So he fell. Cueball: AAAA ''THUMPA THUMPA''

[Cueball bouncing/rolling on the ground in a desert.] Constantly. Cueball: AAAAAAAAA

[Cueball bouncing/rolling off a rock on the ground in a desert.] Over land... Cueball: AAAAA-''THUD''-A

[Cueball bouncing/rolling on the ground in the desert.] Cueball: AAAAAAAAA

[Cueball bouncing/rolling on the ground in the desert.] Cueball: A-''THUD''-AAAAAA

[Cueball bouncing/rolling on the ground in the desert.] Cueball: AA-''THUD''-AAAAA

[Cueball skating the surface of the sea.] And sea. Cueball: AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Cueball skating the surface of the sea.] Cueball: AAAAAAAA

[Cueball skating the surface of the sea.] Cueball: AAAAAA

[Cueball skating the surface of the sea.] Cueball: AAAAAAAA

[Tree in the savanna, with Cueball off the panel.] He found, where he could, food- Cueball: AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Tree in the savanna, with Cueball still off the panel, but zoomed out so that part of Cueball's bounce/roll path is visible.] Cueball: AAAAAAAAA

[Cueball upside-down, still bouncing/rolling in the savannah, with a gazelle galloping away from him.] ''GALLOP GALLOP'' Cueball: AAAAAAAAA

[Savanna with a tree in it.] Cueball: AAAAAAAAAAA

[Megan standing, with Cueball off screen.] And love. Cueball: AAAA-''THUD''-AAAA

[Megan standing, with Cueball off screen.] Cueball: ''THUD'' ACK ''CRASH''

[Cueball crashing into Megan] Cueball: Hiwhat'syourname- ''WHAM''

[Megan on the ground, with Cueball off screen.] Cueball: AAAAAAA-''THUD''-AAA

[Megan speaking to Hairy.] Megan: I met this guy. He knocked me over and tumbled into the distance.

[Megan speaking to the same man from the previous panel, with Hairy's hand to his mouth.] Megan: We only shared a few seconds, but in his panicked scream I heard something beautiful.

[Megan speaking to the same man from the previous panel.] Megan: I think... I think I'm...

[Megan speaking to the same man from the previous panel.] Hairy: Falling for him? Megan: I wasn't going to say it.

[Megan at hospital with doctor, giving birth.] She never saw him again. But nine months later... Doctor: Okay, push!

[Megan at hospital with doctor and new baby, who is bouncing/rolling away.] Doctor: It's a gir— Megan: !! Doctor: Whoops! Baby: Ga! Ga!

[Baby bouncing/rolling out of hospital.] Baby: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Baby bouncing/rolling in front of a sunset.] Baby: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE The End

[starleska]

Hi. You don’t know me (lie) could you write a drabble about Maestro coercing you to sing Phantom of the Opera style, you know the “you’re all mine” kind of thing

ohhhh yes of course i can 😉 i have never seen Phantom of the Opera, so i am substituting it for Poor Unfortunate Souls in The Little Mermaid 😂💖 this is suggestive! content warnings for invasion of personal space, being tied up, and threats 😉

Open Wide - Maestro x Reader 🎶💖

"The time to sing is now, darling—and I won't take NO for an answer!" Thick musical staffs made living encased your body, mummifying you and compressing your ribcage to the point of pain. Helpless, you'd dangled for hours and screamed 'til your throat turned raw. But such sounds were appetisers to an entity like Maestro: a monster in a conductor's gown, with a face beat for a god.

"But I can't..." you whimpered. "But I CAN'T~!" Maestro wheedled back in an exaggerated mockery of your voice. "Don't lie to me, sweetie. I can see all that delicious music of yours...it's all knotted up inside you, juuuuust here!" Maestro tapped your chest with the tip of their baton, and a cruel smirk graced their flawless lips. "Such...delicate songs," they whispered. "Almost as fragile as the body they were made in. Far too breakable for me to extract...so we're doing this the old-fashioned way." Maestro's voice lilted and purred like the ocean caressing a wayward ship, and with the same amount of danger. Their register waxed and waned between high and low, sharp and dull, girlish and masc, in a dizzying concord which made heat bloom in your cheeks. Up close, you found it difficult to focus on Maestro at all. It's as if the gorgeous ginger bombshell speaking those words was but a lure on an anglerfish, and the real Maestro sat contained within that honey-nectar voice. Your resolve weakened. Distantly, you heard Maestro laugh in a raucous way: the drunken laugh of tavern songs. The next time you blinked, Maestro loomed in front of you, their eyes heavy-lidded and their lips all plush and coy. "Why don't you open that pretty little mouth for me, sugar~?" Maestro didn't give you time to reply. They shoved their exquisitely manicured nails into the crevices of your cheeks and pried apart your lips, like they wanted to crawl down your throat. You gasped and tried to kick back, but Maestro was too quick for you: another musical staff lashed out like a whip and bound you at the knees.

"NO!"

The violence of Maestro's yell mere inches from your face made you cringe. Your whole body tensed, then slackened. Shuddering breaths left your open mouth as Maestro's thumb slipped inside and pressed down against your tongue. You stared into their wide, wild eyes, and saw a madness within Maestro which no song could ever contain. "Try that again, and I promise you, I will drain you dry of everything that makes you human. Understood?" Your heart hammered in your throat. Saliva gathered around the intruding digit in your mouth, and you fought every impulse to close your lips around it. Horrified, you nodded. "Now." Maestro's voice teetered with rage. "Say aaaaaa." "Aaa-aaaa-aaaaah~!" And you sang. Somehow, the most stunning melody poured from your previously untalented mouth. Maestro slipped their index and middle fingers past your lips and began massaging your tongue whilst tapping their nails against your teeth. With each slight manipulation of your mouth, Maestro altered the pitch, cadence, and beauty of your voice. It was the most wonderful thing you'd ever heard. You felt like you might pass out. How were you capable of singing like this?! "Mmm~," Maestro murmured approvingly. "There we go. That wasn't so tough, was it, babycakes~? I don't know how you could be so shy with such an...irresistible voice..." Maestro's staffs squeezed you on irresistible, and a full-body shudder wracked your insides, sending a tremor through your still-singing mouth. Hunger flashed in Maestro's eyes, and a wolfish grin cracked the symmetry of their lipstick. "I wonder what you taste like~?"

[angel-derangement]

hey! i was going to message you this as i really just wanted to let you know that i used one of your photo edits for a destiel anthology i made to get my masters degree (LOL) it was originally just a school project but i have it now as part of my portfolio. i’m going to attach the cover here and if you’d like me to remove your edit from it, please let me know! i credit you on the title page of the anthology and it literally only exists as a .pdf right now. i’m trying to get a phd in fandom so i’m still trying to figure out how to balance noticing creators and crediting things without copyright, etc. etc. again - if you do not want your edit on this i can remove it! please just let me know! thanks :)

AAAAAAAAAAA!! AAAAAA!!!!! AAA!! YES KEEP IT OH MY GODDDDDDD

omg I am desperate to read this. Wow this is so funny and also amazing and also wow. Hell yeah get that degree bag 🔥🔥🔥🔥 wow icon behaviour in my inbox

[physics-of-one-piece]

Hello Physics! I can’t get enough of our feathered friend and would love to request Doffys Leg to torso ratio!

Thanks so much xo

I have been waiting for THIS ONE! Same here, I can never get enough of our pink feathered menace friend.

First, disclaimer. His size varies based on the panels he is in, but the most accurate ones are those from afar rather than the up-close ones.

I got a LOT of results since I used 3 panels, 2 from manga, 1 from anime.

Okay, for this we need (groans) pixels. Ugh. Ugh.

I’m not on PC right now so we’ll do it the more basic way of cutting the image into the height to fit Doffy.

Beware, most images I found of him are very very traumatic pages of the manga.

Like this one! 😊

Haha…ha… aaaaaa 😭😭😭😭

He is 254 pixels tall here. So that means 254 pixels = 305cm here.

Now we cut his torso off.

(Wheezes) Oda really fckn drew him 100% flamingo dear god.

His legs are 171 pixels. Ooh boy.

So his legs are 171 pixels tall, his upper body = 83 pixels

Hm, I can already do the ratio with this. I tried to do pixels to cm but it just wasn’t working out, even though it should have. I was getting too small numbers for his leg height in cm. So we’ll stick to pixels and then when we get the ratio & percentages, we’ll go into the cm to get his torso+leg length.

Ratio, basic one, we go:

171/83 = 2.06

83/83 = 1

So his legs to upper body ratio is 2:1.

For his torso, we gotta do his TORSO, that means waistline to shoulders.

Torso = 59 px.

So, we do same thing for legs to torso ratio.

171/59 = 2.89

Legs - Torso ratio = 2.89:1

Now we’ll go into percentages bcs I do not like ratios.

171/254 = 0.67 × 100 = 67%

Legs = 67%

Upper Body = 32.68%

For his body, it fits. The average torso length is 26-30% of a male’s height.

And NOW WE CAN GO INTO CM HALLELUYAH!

Legs = 205.36 cm

Upper Body = 109 cm

This fits. It fits for how tall Law is compared to Doflamingo, and it fits to how tall Smoker is compared to Doflamingo. Smoker’s head is reaching to Doflamingo’s stomach, and Smoker is 209 cm tall. It fits.

YES! YES! YES! HAHA! YES.

Sorry. I wanted to know how much LEGS this man has for AAAAGES. I always circled it to be 60% but by Oda… it’s a bit more.

Let's do North Blue Doffy in his Red Suit 😍

Here is North Blue Doffy. This image is a bit bigger since the panel itself was bigger. He’s 503 px tall. Yeah, I lowered his hair, he ain’t fooling his height with that updo.

Let’s see his leggies.

Legs = 301 px

(Spits out my hot chocolate) HOLY ONE PIECE.

301/503 = 59.8 %

Aaa, see here his legs are 60%. This is a more realistic proportion while still keeping his legs tall as fuck. And this was my initial guess.

Okay, 60% of 305cm is… also, before anyone says, "oh only 6% difference"… 1% of 305 is 3.05 cm. Each percent is 3.05 cm taller. Within only 3% he’s reaching 10 cm taller, and that’s nothing to scoff at — HE’S ALREADY HUGE WE DON’T NEED HIM HUGER!

183 cm

Maybe... Too short? Luffy (174cm) would then… wait.

Oh.

Hmmm…

Huh.

HUH.

HUH?!

This is getting too accurate regarding body proportions. Not surprising, since Oda uses different distances in panels to get different vibes.

This… actually fits, then? Huh.

I think Luffy needs about 10-20 cm more to be at waist height, so we should add that amount for the legs…

194-197 cm

You know what, we’ll round it up to 183 (60%)-200 cm for his leg height. My bet? Somewhere in the high 80s. Mostly because from what I think, Law (191cm) should be at his waist, Smoker (209 cm) above his waist. Did we seriously, in all of Dressrosa, NEVER get Law standing in front of Doffy with Doffy also standing? 😭🤧 If Doffy’s proportions were normal, his leg would be 50% of his height but since he has flamingo ass legs…

We gotta find Law. We gotta. (Opens my Dressrosa manga folder)

I am so sorry, Law. I am so sorry.

Final verdict.

Doffy's Leg Length: 185-205 cm

60 - 67% legs

My take… 195 cm (63% legs)

Makes Law just a tiny bit shorter and feeling small cus he could never get over Doffy’s waist - how about that trauma and feeling like he is still a kid being scolded by his captain. Haha. Ha…

I really like suffering, huh? Prob why Dressrosa is my favourite arc.

It really depends how long you wanna understand his upper body is, but I think the 2:1 ratio is fine for that.

I’m done. Doffy has huge limbs and is too tall, someone shrink him.

Wait. Wait.

FOUND YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT. THIS PIC. WE’RE USING THIS ONE.

1978 pixels tall. This time we’ll do upper body first cus big boy can’t stand normally.

His waistband is drawn taller here for the intimidation factor so we’ll follow the length of his shirt. It’s longer than his upper body so we shorten it slightly to get to the waist

Upper body = 541 px

😭😭😭 THAT GIVES HIS LEGGIES 1000+ PX 😭😭🤧🤧🤧

Legs = 1430 px

Nah, this is too much at this point. This is exaggeration. This is… (wipes nosebleed)

72% legs!

HAHAHAHA. HAHA. NO. NO. NO NO NO NO NO. NO!

I’m done! I’ll bleed out from my nosebleed. I need to get some bandages! Bye! Thank you for the ask!

Taglist: @fanaticsnail @ohnomyhooves (bcs I think you'll be interested)

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bad batch finale thoughts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first of all damn. like damn. they really did it. those crazy sons of bitches did it. they ended this beloved show in a way that was cathartic, happy, full of tension, and did all the characters justice. my faith in star wars has been restored. i am so happy

—— the tension was unmatched this whole episode. like narratively, killing off tech told us as the audience that no one is safe, there’s no plot armor. so the whole time i was like omg they’re all gonna die but they dIDNT BECAUSE THEYRE THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS AND BECAUSE THEY HAVE LOYALTY AND LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND THATS WHAT THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT. LOYALTY AND LOVE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

—— CROSSHAIRS HAND IM SOBBING there is something so heart wrenching but amazing about his 'shooting hand' being taken away from him. it's like the physical embodiment of why he was created but now that he's free of that embodiment, he can choose to be whatever he wants. such a good choice narratively imo

—— that elite task force was badass i'm obsessed with their designs and their fighting styles i kinda wish we got more of them but they were also terrifying

—— crosshair finally made the shot that mattered the MOST. i love him so much. like he seriously means so much to me idec

—— still bummed that tech is actually dead (no he’s not haha loser i’m happy in my delusions). while i do think it’s technically more realistic for clone soldiers bred to die and raised with the expectation that they’ll be killed in battle to lack emotion, i think the lack of emotion this season was to its detriment. however i will say that the “clone force 99 died with tech” line was so good it pretty much made up for it lol

—— THE ENDING WAAA A A AAA A. A A A A. A AAA. A A A A A. A A AAA AAA AAA AAAA A A AAAAAA A A. omega and hera best friends confirmed. they were rebellion pilots together. omega is in the rebellion. like that is just the perfect ending to her character i can’t even. because of course she would. and i love her. i’m so proud of her. she is the heart and soul of this show and anyone who hated her is prolly feelin realllll silly right now

—— damn we’re really just not gonna know who the cx 2 operative was huh. like. he really was just a guy

—— that last shot of tech’s glasses almost got me i fr almost cried. he would be so so so proud of omega. he would be proud of all of them

—— omegas and hunters older designs mean everything to me. just. storytelling through clothes will never not be my favorite thing. her little skull patch 😭🫠 the bandana 🫠🥲

this show means so much to me, truly. it has inspired me artistically, comforted me, and connected me to some amazing people. i don’t even feel stupid for writing all these thoughts about a ‘silly little star wars show’ because damn it this is what art and stories means to people!! this is how powerful they can be! i do not need to hide behind jokes and irony to communicate how much this artistic work means to me!

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