#still one of the funniest things to come out of this game hehehe

[essythewolf]

I raise you: this shot I took on a playthrough a couple years ago.

The post this came from.

Almost didn't have to kill a panther.

Almost... 😔

[crown-of-roses-thsc]

How did you created CoR? Did you ever have any idea about this au that you discarded? If yes can you tell us? I really would like to hear!

Also, do you have new other au from another fandom? I really wish to check since you do such a good job creating this here that I also wanna to see more of your own works!

HEHEHE~ oh, prepare to learn some very silly things!

I don’t know if I’ve shared this before, but the story behind Crown of Roses delights me to this day. I was a young soul, obsessed with Henry Stickmin, and had taken it upon myself to come up with the funniest possible character to ship Ellie with. Mind you, I wasn’t a Henry Stickmin nerd yet, so I didn’t know many of the background characters.

It suddenly dawned on me that it would be absolutely hilarious to ship Ellie with Reginald…two characters who would hate each others guts if they’d ever met in any significant way in canon.

At the time, I was also blasting “Satisfied” from Hamilton- and in my head, I formulated this little story following the Toppat King ending, where Ellie and Reginald had been in love long ago, but Ellie was with Henry now- and she had to abandon her love for Reginald because she didn’t want to hurt poor Henry. I was an angsty teenager with a love for mellowdrama, so I thought this idea was delightful.

As time went on, I played more and more with the idea of Ellie and Reginald being exes- and came up with the possibility that perhaps Ellie was briefly leader before Reginald viciously betrayed her and took the role for himself. At first, I wanted to consider this a fan-theory, and scoured the game for any hint that it could be true (I actually think I still have a crappy google doc full of “evidence” for it, haha!), but I eventually had to concede that it was highly improbable.

I actually didn’t discover the scrapped side-game for Ellie until later on, so imagine my THRILL when I discovered that. I took quite a few aspects from it, since the differences between the ideas were almost entirely better on the scrapped side-game’s part.

The story was originally just that, until I discovered the song RÄT by Penelope Scott…and began to imagine a continuation of the betrayal story based around the song. (The ideas that came from this can be seen in THIS animatic, which is actually what “blew up” this AU!) From there I returned to the Toppat King idea, and that grew into…well, I guess you’ll have to see ;)

And oh, so many ideas from this AU had to be discarded (or were altered into things I preferred!)

Originally, Reginald was written to be more cold-and-calculating, with a bit of care for Ellie that was entirely drowned out by his thirst for power. Now he’s become my pathetic wet-cat, who makes mistakes more out of fear than any malicious intent. It makes a bit of sense, as my characterization of him is based strongly off of Aaron Burr (as portrayed in the musical Hamilton.)

That’s the least interesting one, though.

For example:

In this AU, Earrings is Sven’s sister! But originally, in the Toppat King ending, she was going to be the villain- wanting to kill Sven in revenge for…well, you’ll find out in two chapters! But here’s the kicker: I had her being haunted by Randy! His characterization was similar to how I portray him now, just a little more evil- the inspiration from Beetlejuice: The Musical was much, much stronger!

I’ve mentioned “scrapped endings” many times, so I won’t bore you all with that again- but a stranger aspect is that I originally had all of them being canon, and a reveal that Crown of Roses was an actual alternate universe to the main game; Henry had briefly decided to lend Ellie his multiverse powers, and so the world shifted to focus more on her- and she got to experience many endings before ultimately being able to get to a world where Reginald didn’t betray her, and the audience was left to imagine what different endings would look like from there once things were focused back on Henry! Like, Infiltrating the Airship with Ellie in charge…a neat thought, in my opinion!

On a darker note, Suave and Jessica’s relationship initially had much…darker implications. The emotional abuse remains canon, as well as implications of potential physical abuse, but…let’s just say that I briefly toyed with the idea that Suave had grown to abuse her in another way, too. I never planned on explicitly mentioning or showing it, so one could argue that it wasn’t scrapped- but I decided not to really go that far. I have no intentions of confirming or denying it as a possibility, but I wanted to back off of the subject.

On a lighter note, Ellie’s rogue-gang originally included Stu Pendles, a man whose voice claim was TheOdd1sOut and was in gambling debt to Carol. I actually think I originally had intentions of shipping them, too!

Wilting Darkrose was also originally meant to be a parody of emo edgelord characters, hence his goth appearance and edgy name- but I lost confidence in my ability to satirize that well, and grew attached to the idea of a character who saw himself as an important noble leader but was actually a college student with too much hair-dye. (Bonus fun fact!: Ed Zhaust is named that because it’s meant to sound like “exhaust(ed)”- which is what he is.)

Ho ho ho, what a ramble that was! As for the second part of your question:

I’ve worked on a few! I like to imagine Warrior Cats AUs, but I never do much with those. I usually focus on my own stories (I’m making progress in a book I’ve wanted to write for quite some time!) buuut I do have some published stuff!

For example, I’m the director of Wordgirl: Rewired! It was originally meant to be a fan-comic, but now we have two fully illustrated and voice acted episodes of an aged-up Wordgirl series! It’s mostly meant to be a continuation, but due to some slight changes to certain characters one could argue it’s an AU!

I also wrote a fan fiction called “The Night The Moons Collapsed” for Wings of Fire. I never finished it, but I do plan to rewrite it eventually! I’d been reading too many My Little Pony Infection AUs at the time, haha!

Any other things would likely be in my Ao3, and from there it’s mostly Wordgirl stuffs!

[fandomsnfluff]

how the demon bros laugh

ok so!! this isn’t t-related that much but it DOES have something to do with laughter so i figured i’d post here anyways 👀 (tho there is a section about what their laughs are like when they’re tickled)

lucifer: usually only lets out little huffs, nothing more than that “hmph!” you hear from him in-game from time to time. he lets out a couple “ha ha”’s when he’s amused, but you’ll only really see him outright laughing when he’s with diavolo. he has a really quiet and breathy laugh when tickled, but if you rial him up enough it’ll escalate to full-on belly laughter ;o;

mammon: he has SO 👏 MANY 👏 LAUGHS 👏 like he even uses different ones in similar situations and moves between them SO quickly. he has a quiet, snort-like chuckle when he hears brief yet humorous comments, brusque chest laughter when he’s hanging with his brothers, and even an extremely loud, belly-deep laugh that comes out in the funniest of situations. this is the most like his laugh when he gets tickled, but his voice switches to a complete different octave and is littered with snorts, squeals, and cackles

levi: he has a rather sweet, breathy chest laugh that isn’t too common to hear, but is still cute nonetheless. he laughs the most when he’s gaming, but sometimes lets himself loosen up a bit with his brothers. he sometimes snorts and his laugh is littered with hiccups (i mean have you HEARD his va laughing before????), and this definitely happens when he gets tickled. in fact you’ll mostly hear hiccuping when he gets tickled because mostly he’ll be struggling to get away and desperately trying to breathe with how much he’s laughing. his voice just goes into a high-pitched, squealy howling noise, it’s kinda scary but also cute 🥺 

satan: he doesn’t really laugh a lot; he only reserves it for alone time or moments spent with mc. he has a quiet, sweet chuckle that’s like a light breathy “hehehe” in his chest. sometimes he’ll snort or chortle at funny things when he’s with others, but he reserves his genuine laughter for more intimate or private settings. he does squeal a lot when he gets tickled though, but instead of his voice changing pitch all that much, it just comes out a lot more forced and heavy. it sounds kind of like a scream so this is a tactic he uses to try and scare away offenders, but mc quickly catches on to this and won’t let him go or try to scare them away <3

asmo: ok so he easily has the most dramatic laugh of all of the brothers. his laugh is EXTREMELY loud and can be heard throughout all corners of an even-sized building; people have learned to determine whether or not he’s at a particular event or party just because of the way his laugh sounds and how loud it is. he often gets shushed by lucifer in public because he laughs SO loud. but when he’s tickled? oh boy. he shrieks like his life depends on him and uses practically all of the force in his vocal chords that he can. it quickly turns into a shrieky cackle that makes him sound like a school girl, and he desperately squirms and kicks to get away.

beel: he has a very quiet and sweet laugh, very much like satan. he only really lets himself laugh out loud when he’s in private with belphie, but he does offer a few chuckles and giggles when he’s with his brothers. his laugh also doesn’t really change all that much when he’s tickled either; it generally stays very quiet and sweet, and is pretty huffy and puffy. he’ll occasionally hiccup and snort, though, but only if his more sensitive spots are targeted ;w;

belphie: he’s like beel, actually; his laugh generally isn’t very loud, and is only really made when he’s hanging with his twin or with mc. it’s hard to get him to smile or laugh naturally, but tickling, especially from beel or mc, is a surefire way to get him to laugh. his laugh is a lot more intense when he gets tickled; he tries to muffle it as best he can, but if you get a sensitive spot there will just be a stream of quick, high-pitched giggles that fall from his mouth. laughter quickly turns silent if you keep it up for too long, all you’ll hear is hiccups and begging after a little while

[hatsukeii]

hi hi lovie!! can i request super soft, extra fluffy hcs for suga?? hmmm, like boyfriend!suga and how he’d act during a first day?? or what he’d be all like if was crushing on someone hehehe i’m soft :(

It’s Suga appreciation hours😗💕

I’m procrastinating on the Kunimi one lmao I need time to ✨research✨ since I’m not that familiar w members from other teams, don’t judge me haha-

And I also saw a comment on how someone wanted tall s/o hcs so like put it in the req box so I know who you want hcs of!!

🌫Sugawara🌫

✨Crushing✨

- Sugawara probably never realised he was crushing on you.

- He just thought of you as a very close friend.

- You guys have been friends since you were 3, there was no way he was ever gonna fall in love with you.

- Right?

- It wasn’t until you guys joined the volleyball club together as setter and manager did he start to feel weird.

- He caught himself focusing on how you wrote down notes for the team, instead of trying to set the ball during training.

- “Oi, Sugawara, there’s no time to be distracted. Focus on the game.”

- “O-oh, yeah.”

- He shook it off as just mere fascination for three whole fucking years, since he believed it was because you’ve grown so much since you guys were kids.

- Until you hugged him when the synchronised attack finally worked out, during yours and his third year.

- Sugawara was a blushing mess.

- He felt hot all over, and he started sweating more than any other teammate.

- “Good job Koushi, you finally did it.”

- “Tha-thanks.”

- Stutter? Did he just fucking stutter?

- This did not go unnoticed by Noya and Tanaka, who set up a plan to confront Sugawara.

- “Suga-san, we need some help!”

- “Oh, Nishinoya? Tanaka? What do you need help with?”

- “Okay so, I have a question. How does it feel like to like someone?”

- That was Nishinoya’s question.

- Sugawara was confused. Since when did they ask for relationship advice? But the setter, being team mom, was quick to answer.

- “I mean, I guess butterflies in your stomach, blushing, being distracted by that someone, I don’t know for sure. What? Do one of you guys have someone in mind?”

- The duo stared at their upperclassman, before cackling like madmen in the empty gym.

- “HAHAHHA SUGA YOU’RE SO CLUELESS!”

- By now, he was fully baffled.

- “Wh-what are you guys talking about?”

- “DUDE, YOU’RE WHIPPED FOR Y/N OVER THERE HOLY SHIT!”

- Instantly, the tips of the grey haired boy’s ears were beet red as he tried to play it off.

- “Whaaat? Me? No way! We’ve been friends forever, I can’t be whipped for her. We’re just friends.”

- Not very convincing.

- “Really? That? That’s a terrible excuse. Have you seen yourself around her?”

- “N-no?”

- “Well, you just described to us exactly how you act during training. And don’t think we didn’t hear your stuttering when she hugged you~!”

- By now, Sugawara was a blushing mess trying to convince himself these feelings were platonic, just like what you were doing to yourself.

- “I don’t have time for a relationship. I have to focus on my studies and volleyball for now. It’s my last year and I’m gonna have to study well enough to go to university.”

- That was what he tried to stick to.

- But you were attracting his attention more and more by the day.

- He started from maybe setting a few balls that were too short, to full on forgetting to set to people.

- All because he was staring at you.

- The days leading up to the Spring High matches, you were trying your best to comfort Sugawara, knowing how he feels about Kageyama replacing him as setter for the team.

- The night before the match against Aoba Johsai, you specifically picked out the funniest movies you could find on Netflix and brought your laptop, along with an entire bag of snacks over to his house, where the both of you laughed your asses off all night, without a worry in mind.

- When the day of the tournament came, you met up extra early with Sugawara to give him a good luck charm, along with a kiss on the cheek to lighten up his mood.

- He almost passed out on the spot.

- During the match, you cheered the loudest out of everyone in the stadium when his plan to set to Kageyama worked out. As well as when he successfully served towards their spiker. Everyone looked at you like you were fucking mental, but that didn’t matter.

- Hearing your cheers and encouragement from the sidelines, Sugawara instantly levelled up, scoring quite a few points for the team before going back to the bench.

- When they won, you ignored everyone else in the team and basically pounced onto the grey haired boy, hugging him like a teddy bear.

- “YOU MAD LAD! YOU FUCKING DID IT KOUSHI! YOU WERE FUCKING AMAZING OUT THERE OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT!”

- It wasn’t until you gave him that bone crushing hug, did something finally click in his mind.

- Nishinoya and Tanaka were right.

- He was completely whipped for you.

✨Confession✨

- “Nishinoya, Tanaka, I need your help.”

- “What is it Suga-san?”

- “How do I confess to Y/N?”

- Noya and Tanaka went fucking nuts in the Karasuno gym, their energy suddenly coming back to them even after the long training they just went through as preparation for the Shiratorizawa match.

- “OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM STAY FUCKING CALM-”

- “What the fuck is up with you three?”

- A very, very confused Kiyoko walked out of the storage room.

- “SUGA SAN’S GONNA CONFESS TO Y/N-”

- “OI NISHINOYA I DON’T NEED THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWING!”

- A devilish smirk was plastered on Kiyoko’s face.

- “So Sugawara, you’re finally gonna confess to her? Took you long enough.”

- Sugawara fiddled with his fingers, not knowing how to respond.

- “I mean, just do it man, she’s pretty fond of you too, I can see you two being a thing. Besides I know for a fact she likes someone, but she’d rather die than tell me who it is. Not that she’s not obvious enough though, I suggest you go for it.”

- That stuck with him for quite a while.

- The three spent the entire night texting Sugawara on how to get you to return his feelings, not knowing there was no need to do so at all.

- You knew that the days leading up to the match against Shiratorizawa, Sugawara was staying up all night beating himself up over not being able to contribute to the team directly. Not wanting to feel useless, he spent all his free time thinking of strategies to use against the powerhouse school.

- You constantly texted him, reminding him to get enough rest, not wanting for him to get overly stressed and wear himself out.

- He might’ve replied normally, but if he could, he would’ve sent you all the hearts he could.

- Before the match against Shiratorizawa, he presented all his new strategies and tricks to the team, hoping that could benefit them.

- Whilst the other members hesitated, you were slowly getting pissed.

- “Suga-san, are you sure these will wor-”

- That’s when you snapped.

- “Oi brats, listen up. Koushi didn’t stay up until ungodly hours every single day leading up to this match creating tricks and strategies, for you to doubt his abilities. He’s been beating himself up about not being able to be on the volleyball court for as long as I can tell. Please just trust his ideas for god’s sake. He’s one of the most experienced people here when it comes to strategising. Let him contribute to the match, since this could be his last.”

- The entire team was taken aback by your almost threatening demeanour.

- “Y-yes!”

- The strategies worked perfectly against Shiratorizawa.

- You could see the look on Suga’s face while he was on the bench.

- Determination. Pure determination.

- He was subbed in during the final set, and was able to snatch a few points for Karasuno.

- You’ve never been prouder.

- When the final spike hit the opposite court, you went silent for a second.

- “Holy shit... HOLY FUCK YES!”

- You watched as the three third years froze, before their chests heaved heavily.

- The three seniors bundled together in a tight group hug, bawling their eyes out.

- Both you and Kiyoko were silently sobbing, laughing through the tears.

- As the Karasuno third years got out fo their group hug, you took the chance.

- If this were under normal circumstances, there was absolutely no way in hell you would’ve done what you did.

- You dashed towards Sugawara, one thing in mind.

- “O-oh, hey-”

- Silence.

- Not a person in the stadium made one fucking sound as you grabbed his collar and kissed him with everything you bottled up.

- A now very, very flushed Sugawara went rigid for a second, before letting his eyes close as he stayed in that position, his lips curling up into a smile as he wrapped his arms around your torso.

- You both pulled away, knowing this couldn’t last forever. The stadium was silent for a moment, before even louder cheers erupted, this time the Shiratorizawa and Karasuno students joining in.

- “WAAAAAAAA~ SUGA-SAN YOU FINALLY GOT HER!” -Nishinoya

- “I FUCKING KNEW SHE LIKED YOU I SWEAR I FUCKING KNEW IT.” -Kiyoko

- “Congratulations, Sugawara. You seem very happy about this.” -Ushijima

-“FJKESUNWITHEFHJDSHFOIUWECTNWIOEYEFHDS” -Everyone in the crowd

- “AHHHH THEY FINALLY DID IT. IN FRONT OF LIVE TV TOO. ABSOLUTE MADLADS.” -Kuroo and the rest of Nekoma watching on TV

- “SUGAAAAAA! YOU FINALLY GOT WITH HER!” -Bokuto and the rest of Fukurodani watching on TV as well

- You wrapped your arms around his neck, nuzzling his head into your shoulder, feeling his face continue to burn as the Karasuno members whistled behind you guys.

- “I’m so fucking proud of you right now Koushi. You were absolutely insane out there. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.”

- “Thank you. Thank you so much. So, you wanna be my girlfriend?”

- “Fuck yeah.”

✨First date✨

- Oh boy.

- For someone that has had no dating experience whatsoever, Sugawara sure was good at planning dates.

- Since the day you guys started dating, you’ve basically been inseparable.

- Suga was also doing exceptionally well in classes and training.

- Once the weekend approached, he texted you at like 7am, while you were still sleeping,

- You woke your ass up at 11am, checking your phone to see Sugawara’s name on the screen, along with a few texts.

- ‘Hey, you wanna go out with me later?’ -Kou💕

- ‘There’s a new amusement park opening around here and my dad got two tickets. Told me to treat you to a date.’ -Kou💕

- ‘Just reply to me when you see all this, dw about it xx’ -Kou💕

- Was that even a question? Of course you were down.

- ‘Ooh, sounds good. What time?’ -You

- ‘Oh, you finally saw it lmao, I can come pick you up at 3?’ -Kou💕

- ‘Sure thing!! Cya xx’ -You

- The two of you went to the amusement park together, finally getting to hold hands because of the relationship finally fucking being confirmed.

- He was literally such a gentleman.

- A gentleman wearing an oversized sweater with jeans and a pair of converse, but a gentleman nevertheless.

- From around you guys, you heard girls swooning over you two.

- “Damn, I wish I had a boyfriend that was that cute.”

- “Sister really be blessed, he’s so tall too....”

- “Isn’t that one of the players on Karasuno that beat Shiratorizawa?”

- “Holy shit, you managed to make me even more jealous.”

- The entire day was spent going on rides together, (Much to Suga’s dismay, he had slight motion sickness.) and trying to get plushies from claw machines.

- He ended up getting you this really cute taco plush, and in return you got him a burger one.

- Wouldn’t let you pay for dinner.

- “If I take you out, then I’m paying for food. No questions asked.”

- You forced him to go into a haunted house with you at night.

- The entire time he held onto you protectively, shoving you out of the way when people jumped at you two.

- You clung onto him for dear life.

- That night you two joked around way more than you ever have while heading back home.

- This was definitely better than any fictional crush you’ve ever had.

- Not even fanfictions made you this happy.

- And that’s saying something.

Holy SHIT I FINALLY FINISHED THIS. It’s 3am here I should really sleep but do I really care about my health? I don’t think so! :D

I hope you like it xx😗👉👈

[the-fiction-witch]

C-O-C-Uhh!

REAL LIFE: COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: SMUT REQUESTED:

shmateHiiii! So i don’t know if you guys are taking requests right now but I saw this thing on Twitter and I think it’s the funniest/creative thing ever. It’s where you’re riding someone and spell coconut and I was wondering if you could do a smut with that with Thomas. Thank you! I totally understand if you can’t at the moment

I smirked as I finished getting dressed into my favourite little black dress and red lipstick, "You're just trying to tease me aren't you?" I heard Thomas ask from the bed he was laid amung the white and light blue sheets of our bed his pale body managed together with the bedsheets barely covering his naked body in his still half asleep state his arm behind his head to keep it up as he looked at me stood Infront of the mirror I kept an eye on him in the reflection as he often bit his lip and lightly moved his hips as he watched me getting dressed "No" I smiled "Liar..." He smirked as I went over putting my handbag on the bed to sort it out more "you are just doing all this to give me a Bonner" he growls "Am I?" I ask curiously "You tell me sweetheart" he smirked glancing down at himself licking his bottom lip I sighed and got sorted unplugging my phone from my side of the bed "Thomas I really don't have time for you to be thinking with that head this morning" I told him "Yes you do..." He smirked "No I don't I have to-" I began before he grabbed my hips and forced me to sit on his lap "Thomas I know you're horny and happy I'm home but I have work" I told him giving him a lips a little kiss "Please y/n..." He pleads fixing my hair "you've been gone for months, and it's your first day home and you're rushing off again" he complained "I have to work, we can spend time together on Saturday" I told him "That's almost a week away" he whines "please just take one day off and stay here with me" he pleads "I can't Thomas I'm sorry" I told him giving his head a kiss and getting up "we can cuddle up when I get home okay?" "Okay" he sighed turning away from me so I smiled giving him a cuddle which made him smile a little "You know I would stay if I could Thomas, it's not that I don't want to stay with you," I explain "I know, I just wish you weren't away so much" he sighed "Humm now you know how I feel when you go away for months on end" I smiled giving him a kiss "Point taken" he laughs "go on you'll be late" "Okay, I'll bring dinner home" I smiled giving him another kiss and heading off to work

I smiled as I unlocked the door getting home taking my heels off at last and looking into the house Thomas was laid fast asleep on the sofa with some racing show playing on the tv the cat on the arm of the sofa often batting Thomas's face she clearly wanted her dinner but he wasn't waking up so I smiled going and doing her dinner and turning off the TV "Thomas..." I smile giving him some kisses "Humm? Ohh hello sweetie" he yawns as he saw it was me "Sorry I'm so late" I told him "It's alright, I waited up for you" he smiled as he stretched "Did you?" I ask "I tried" he shrugs "I was sleepy" "I can tell, you had dinner?" I ask and he nods "come on sleepy boy up to bed" I smiled helping him up so he went up to bed and I locked up the house going into the room and taking my little dress off and my make up "You look really pretty y/n" he told me as he sat on our bed "Thanks Thomas, you just think I look nice because I'm not wearing anything" I laughed taking my bra off and slipping my nightie on "No it's not" he says getting up and cuddling me "I like seeing you this way, without your pretty dresses and without your make up... Knowone else in the world gets to see you the way I do" he explained giving me a kiss "come on sweetheart to bed you have work tomorrow" he says so I went and happily cuddled up in bed with him for a while "Thomas?" I ask "Yes sweetie?" He asks me "I wanna play a game" I smiled "What sort of game?" He asks so I pushed him over so he was laid on his back and I sat up sitting on his lap "ohhh? What does this game involve then?" He asks "Spelling" I smiled "Spelling? I'm gonna lose" he sighed "No you don't wanna do that Thomas you lose and no sex or foreplay for two weeks" I smiled "Yeah? Alright I'll play sweetheart" he smirked "Okay you have to say what it is that I'm spelling" I smirk moving my hips to grind on him "Uuuhhh! That's either an I or an L either way keep doing them sweetheart they feel good" he groans "It was an I" I giggled doing the next one "Uuh! That's a L I think?" He smirked and I nodded doing the next one "hummm that's a O, I like when you do O's" he smirked so I did the next one "umm... I think that's a V?" He asks and I nod "come on this Is easy" he smirked so I did the rest of the spelling almost in one go "ilovy... I love you!" He smiled as he figured it out "awww sweetie I love you too" he smirked giving me a kiss "Your turn" I giggled "Okay" he smirked holding my hips gently grinding slowly on me I giggled trying to work out the letters "C... U...N...Thomas!" I yell as I worked it out "Ohh come on like I'm gonna miss an opportunity to write cunt on your cunt" he smirked "No naughty words Tommy" I complain "That was not explained in the rules" he complained "at no point did you explain I couldn't write the word cunt on your Virginia with my dick" "You are a very dirty boy" I giggled giving him a kiss "It's why you fell in love with me sweetheart" he smirked "come on your turn" he smiled "Okay" I giggled putting my hands on his stomach so I could move easier "F...U..C- ummm is my sweetheart going to spell a naughty word?" He smirked "I thought that was against the rules?" "For you, not for me" I giggled "Seems unfair?" He smirked "It is" I giggled "the only other rule is you cum and I won't sleep with the for weeks" I smirk "and If you moan I restart my word" I giggled "You're trying to tourcher me aren't you sweetheart?" He growls "Maybe" I smile "Alright, toucher me then" he smirked so I sat up and began spelling a word I knew he wouldn't be able to resist "C...O ummm" he groans "Heheh start again" I giggled "I knew you'd pick something with O's and C's you evil little thing" he smirked "C...O...C- Uhhh!" He moans "Start again" I giggled "Are you trying to make me fucking cum in my pants y/n!" He complained "A little" I smile "C...O...C...O...N- please y/n! Stop it!" He whines "Why?" I giggled "Because I'm gonna cum if you don't" he groans "Start again" I smirk "Uhhhh! Y/n please! Enough enough" he pleads but I started again "C...O...C...O...N...uuh U...T" he groans "Yay you did it" I smiled giving him a kiss "but you moaned...so we start again" I smirk "You evil girl!" He complained "It's why you love me" I smiled starting again "C-O-C-O-N-U-T" He groans "fucking hell that feels nice" he groans "you should grind that on me everytime your horny" he smirked holding my hips and flipping us over so I was on the bed "enough of this silly game... I have a much better game in mind" he smirked slipping my panties off and pushing up my nightie

[popatochisssp]

Working Out the Kinks (Kinktober 2018) 26/31

Day 26: Lactation | Roleplay | Smiles/Laughter | Toys

Pairing: UT!Sans/Reader

Additional Kinks: Exhibitionism, public sex, slight sadism

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“…so this guy’s been there two hours now, his kids are gettin’ cranky ‘cause all they’re seein’ is a bunch of empty enclosures an’ nothin’ else. it’s a total nightmare, all he wanted was a happy little family outing to the zoo an’ there’s nothin’, total ghost town, until finally, finally at the very back of the place, they find the one exhibit with somethin’ in it.”

You watch Sans from your stool beside him at the bar. You’re not paying much attention to the joke but you’ve heard it before.

You’re the one who told it to him. You know how it goes.

“it’s a dog,” Sans chuckles, like he can’t believe it. “one whole damn zoo an’ the only thing in it is one little dog!”

He sighs, taking a swig from his ketchup bottle for the dramatic pause before the punchline.

“it was a shih tzu,” he shrugs, and the entirety of Grillby’s loses it around you in a raucous chorus of laughter and table-slamming.

Sans takes a lazy half-bow from where he’s sitting and shoots you the most infuriating look out of the corner of his eye-sockets, his grin unbearably smug.

Yes, Sans, you grumble in your head. I saw: perfect joke delivery while sitting on a vibrator. You are a god among skeletons.

You’d bought the specialty panties on a whim, thinking maybe you’d wear them yourself sometime and spice things up…

…but you reconsidered that idea very quickly.

Your boyfriend was an absolute troll of the highest magnitude and you knew if you gave him control over a toy like that, he’d abuse it in the worst ways possible just because he’d think it was funny. Turning it on or up at exactly the worst moments, in front of the worst people possible, giving you calls that were just way too close for comfort…

Sans would say he had it all under control and would never embarrass you in public, but he loved to tease you and you didn’t quite trust him to know exactly where your ‘embarrassment’ line was since he himself was a man completely without shame.

Sans had only shrugged and agreed, “yeah, fair,” when you’d explained as much to him.

That was why he was wearing the panties now, hidden beneath his basketball shorts.

His poker-face was the stuff of legend, nearly impossible to fluster, and hey, even if somebody caught the two of you at it…?

Shameless, he didn’t care.

He’d picked Grillby’s as the place to play this game, with all his barfly pals who knew him by name and the elemental bartender who had utterly given up on expecting his tab to be repaid anytime in the next few decades.

You’d had the toy inside him going steadily for about twenty minutes now. A few sporadic bursts on and off earlier had done absolutely nothing to crack Sans’ veneer, not even while he was mid-sentence or hopping on or off his stool, so you’d thought slow and steady might serve you a little better.

From the brash look of amusement on Sans’ face, you know he’d disagree.

He leans over to you a little, putting an affectionate hand on your arm. “what’sa matter, babe?” he wonders. “you not feelin’ the vibe in here tonight?”

Oh, this cocky fucker, he was punning about it.

You just smile at him, though.

“I’m fine,” you assure him. “Feeling a little low energy, though, you think you could order me a cola or something?”

“yeah, sure thing.” Sans gives your cheek a little nuzzle and turns back to the bar.

Hmm…your poor skeleton. He’d let himself get just a pinch too cocky.

He’d completely missed your warning.

You reach into your pocket for the remote as Sans waves Grillby over from the other end of the bar. You wait until he starts to speak before turning the knob.

“hey, grillbz, can i get another c—ghk…!”

Sans’ whole body goes rigid for a second, eye-sockets shocked wide as he suddenly white-knuckles the edge of the bar.

Grillby’s orange flames flicker a little in what you’ve come to recognize as concern, leaning forward a little bit to see if Sans needs any help.

You have to hand it to Sans, he’s a very quick recovery.

He forces out a cough and gently thumps a fist at his sternum. You have enough mercy to turn the vibrator back down to ‘low’ so he can gather himself, and you hope Sans is appreciating it now.

Who knows how long your mercy is going to last?

“phew, uh, tickle in my throat,” Sans bluffs, ignoring the fact that he doesn’t have a throat and knowing nobody’s about to call him on it. “can, uh, can we get another cola over here, grillby? you can, heheheh, you can put it on my tab, the usual…”

If Grillby had eyes, you think he’d be rolling them, but he goes off to pour your order for you.

While he’s gone, you sling your arm around Sans’ shoulder, a casual and affectionate gesture that no one bats an eye at.

“What was all the buzz about, Sansy?” you tease.

He doesn’t answer you, but you can see him realizing what you already know: he’s not as in-control here as he’d thought.

“I’m having a good time,” you say, trying not to smirk. “Are you having a good time?”

Sans isn’t fooled by the faux-nonchalance in your voice, his eye-lights flicking down toward the pocket where you’re still holding the little remote.

“heheh…you know it,” he laughs a little, a slight nervous edge to his voice. “is, uh…is there any remote chance you’re gonna take it easy on me tonight…?”

You laugh, like he’s just told you a private couples’ joke and you think he’s the funniest guy in the world.

You do think that…but you also think he could do with being taken down a peg or two in this little game you’re playing.

“Oh, baby,” you chuckle, “I am going easy on you.”

You lean in, pressing a kiss to his cheekbone.

As you pull back, you whisper, “That was ‘medium.’”

If skeletons could blanch, you think those words would’ve made Sans go pale. There’s some sweat beading along Sans’ skull and you…

You’re thrilled.

Your drink arrives and Sans wordlessly passes it to you. You give him a grateful pat on the shoulder and take a sip.

You fiddle a little with the knob on the remote and wonder what’ll happen to Sans’ legendary poker-face if you switch it to ‘high.’

Hmm…maybe you were a troll, too.

You shrug it off. Sans could teleport if he happened to discover a shred of embarrassment deep down in his bones and if he didn’t…

Well, he’d asked you to challenge him. It didn’t seem right not to push the envelope a little.

You slowly twist the knob.

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