#still have not read rhato or the newer comics so I don't have opinions on the character dynamics there but this is still funny to me
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varpusvaras · 15 days ago
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I'm sorry, but Jason being friends with Dick's friends entirely on his own accord is absolutely golden comedy material. It's not like they'd hang out in one big group all the time, no. A new person means new dynamics. Their friend group overlaps but it's not the same. Maybe Jason is doing something with Donna and Kory while Dick is hanging out with Wally and Roy doing something entirely else and neither of them is aware of it because why would they discuss it in a group chat with all the others. Garth is teaching Jason to surf while Roy is taking pictures and hollering at them under the sunshade because he isn't going to burn, no thank you, meanwhile Dick is having lunch with Babs.
It goes like this for a while until Dick asks Kory if she wants to hang out with him and Wally, and Kory is like sure! We're having a Musical Movie night! You can come down as well!
And Dick and Wally turn up with more snacks and walk into the room and Roy waves at him to come sit next to him, and just as Dick is about to do so, his eyes meet up with the person sitting on the other side of Roy.
"Jason?"
"Hi Dick."
"What are you doing here??"
".....having a movie night, that's what everyone here is doing. Did you get a concussion from the whiplash of Wally running you up here?"
"No, I mean, why are you here?"
"Watching movies with my friends, are you okay??"
"No! Why are you invited to our movie night?!"
"Hey! I was here first, you are the one who wasn't originally invited!"
Dick is appalled.
"You can come sit with us, Jay", Kyle calls from the other couch and pats the space next to him and Connor. "Dick can have Roy for the night."
"What? No!"
"What do you mean 'What? No!' Are you saying you would rather sit with Jason than me?"
".....well-"
"What the fuck-!"
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