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inlovewitheverythang · 3 months ago
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stilesstilinskisposts · 11 months ago
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distractedducky · 6 months ago
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OK... legit questions. how is there not an Ocean's 11 Teen Wolf AU.
Like what the hell!! it writes itself...
The way I see it
Stiles - Ocean
Scott - Rusty
Liam- Linus
Issac - Frank
Erica or Allison depending on how you want to play it - Yen
Danny - Livingston
Lidia - basher
Peter Hale - Ruben
Deaton or the sheriff - Saul
Jackson and Milia/Allison/kira (however you want that energy to fly) - the brothers or in this case brother and sister
Get Bobby in there as the bruiser
and you got yourself a party
If you are wondering who we are robing, oh it's the Agrgent's baby
with Derek as our Julia Roberts and former husband of one Stiles.
you could mix it up a bit if you want to make it a Scott Allison fic or Kira fic but we all know Scott and Stiles are the big two.
I can't write a heist but i will straight up pay someone for this!!
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whitedahlia13 · 4 months ago
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That's Where You'll Find Me
Chapter 11: The Road Through the Forest
Fandom: Teen Wolf / The Wizard of Oz AU
Characters: Stiles + Lydia, Prada
Towards evening they came to a great forest, where the trees grew so big and close together that their branches met over the road of yellow brick. It was almost dark under the trees, for the branches shut out the daylight. But the travelers did not stop, and went on into the forest.  - L. Frank Baum, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
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After breakfast, Lydia and Noah check out at the front desk. Mr. Brindley helps them with their bags, walking them to the Jeep and bidding them a fond farewell.
Outside, the Brindley Arms looks slightly different than it did last night. The red paint on the door seems more polished, the shutters less weathered, the overhead sign straighter.
As they continue down Drover Street, Lydia notices that the other buildings appear tidier, the fences less rickety, the people more cheerful. She wonders if it’s the influence of the morning sun or if the magic from the token is already taking effect. It wouldn’t be the only thing to have progressed overnight.
Something has shifted between her and Noah as well. Their smiles are more frequent and less reserved. The looks they exchange last longer than before. Occasionally, when they talk, they touch… fingertips tapping a shoulder or a wrist, knuckles nudging an elbow or a knee.
Noah touches her so gently, and his interest in her is limitless. She can hear it in the delivery and phrasing of his questions. She can see it in his expression as she responds to each of them.
He likes her.
He likes her, and here, in this strange new world—of all places—she isn’t too suspicious or too scared to appreciate it…like she was in sophomore year.
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🏷️ @folglore13, @kylermalloy (drop a comment if you’d like to be tagged for upcoming chapters)
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leguin · 9 months ago
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a very solidly spring day
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usermischief · 2 years ago
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Apparently, Peter basically called Stiles a god, and it explains so much. Stiles is above the issues of mere mortals (not you, Derek, my dear) and probably currently beating Zeus over the head with a baseball bat so Kira can take her rightful place as the goddess of the sky.
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sapphireginger · 1 year ago
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High on Zipping into Love: Chapter #11
Summary:
It takes almost ten minutes for his heart to slow down again. He hasn’t had a panic attack in a good three years. The pain has dulled in the past five years but he still misses Grace, his Gracie Lou, like crazy.
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Present Day:
Stiles startles awake, his grip on Olivia tightening instinctively as he reminds himself to breathe. Olivia is right here and she’s safe. He wipes his chestnut brown hair, slick with sweat, away from his face and kisses Olivia’s forehead just like he does every night before bed.
It takes almost ten minutes for his heart to slow down again. He hasn’t had a panic attack in a good three years. The pain has dulled in the past five years but he still misses Grace, his Gracie Lou, like crazy.
When 5 pm rolls around, Stiles gently rouses Olivia and has her wash up for supper while he puts together sandwiches.
She’s really tired and ends up falling asleep as soon as her head hits her pillow. Stiles stays and watches her sleep for a few minutes to remind himself that she’s okay.
The walk to his bedroom finds him much more subdued. He gets ready for bed and sits on the edge of the bed taking the picture from his nightstand into his hands. “Hey, Gracie Lou,” he whispers to the picture. It’s a picture of him and Grace the summer he opened Howlin' Heights. She was so proud of him and was the one to help him cut the ribbon on opening day. They both look so young, carefree and truly happy and they were.
Now there’s a beautiful mural, the whole pack painted in honor of Grace. One wolf for each of them. An Alpha wolf representing Stiles is in the center with a mama wolf representing Grace next to the alpha, and a little wolf cub peeking out from behind her legs, representing Olivia.
It's the first thing you see when you come to the park. Grace was a social butterfly and he knows if she were here, she would be right there to welcome people everyday, just like the mural they made to remember her by does. He shuts his eyes and sets the picture back on the nightstand.
He lays on his back on the bed, staring at the ceiling, sleep refusing to come to him but he’s okay with that. In fact, he doesn’t mind a bit as he starts humming. Unbidden a smile finds his face as he starts to softly sing.
♪ ♪
“I used to live in the darkness
Dress in black, act so heartless
But now I see that colors are everything
Got kaleidoscopes in my hairdo
Got back the stars in my eyes, too
Yeah, now I see the magic inside of me
“Yeah, maybe my head's fucked up
But I'm falling right back in love with being alive
Dreaming in light, light, lights
This kitty cat lost her mind
Been looking for a star-sent sign that I'll be alright
Look to the skies…”
♪ ♪
His smile grows and he closes his eyes hearing Grace’s voice in his head.
♪ ♪
‘I've found a rainbow, rainbow, baby
Trust me, I know, life is scary
But just put those colors on, girl
Come and play along with me tonight’
♪ ♪
He feels the bed dip as Olivia climbs up onto it and automatically lifts the covers, letting her curl up against his side. “You’re singing Rainbow aren’t you, Daddy?”
Stiles tucks the covers around them and nods. “Mhm. Do you want me to keep singing?”
“Yes, please.”
Stiles gently brushes blonde curls out of her face and continues to sing softly.
♪ ♪
“I'd forgot how to daydream
So consumed with the wrong things
But in the dark, I realized this life is short
And deep down, I'm still a child
Playful eyes, wide and wild
I can't lose hope, what's left of my heart's still made of gold…
“And I know that I'm still screwed up
But aren't we all, my love?
Darling, our scars make us who we are, are
So when the winds are howling strong
And you think you can't go on, hold tight, sweetheart…”
♪ ♪
Olivia joins him, her voice soft and sweet.
♪ ♪
“You'll find a rainbow, rainbow, baby
Trust me, I know life is scary
But just put those colors on, girl
Come and play along with me tonight…”
♪ ♪
They softly sing until they finish the song and Stiles kisses her forehead. “Do you know that you’re my rainbow?”
Olivia nods. “Just like mommy,” she says as she sleepily smiles. “I love you, Daddy.”
“I love you too.”
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hext00ns · 2 years ago
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If i make a Stiles Stilinski playlists and slap Emo Boy by Ayesha Erotica on there literally everyone has to look away cause im so fucking tempted
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thebittahwizard · 1 year ago
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Fictober 2023 | Prompt 11 - “You lost it. Well, we lost it.”
Chapter 4 - Interlude: Finding Happiness in This Place, in This Hour
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a)I knew it was going to be a dumpster fire and part of why I’ve somewhat avoided tumblr.
b) i want to add to the fix-its
c) it’s not impossible just complicated to add Eli to my current Hawaii 5-0/Teen Wolf crossover verse
d) Me: two cakes theory??? another verse where Stiles has been busy with helping the island’s mythical/supernatural side under the guise of fbi work that eventually lands him working with 5-0 and protective parental McDanno and THEN I add Derek and Eli(plus Peter) to the island???? 
d.1) it’d be mostly for me yes...but stats for that verse aren’t bad. 
d.2) *gets this comment* 
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In conclusion...I’m probably most def going to create another Hawaii 5-0/Teen Wolf crossover verse. Not sure when but I’ll be brainstorming now for sure. I don’t want it to be too too similar to my other verse, but also the other verse is doing well so maybe I can explore stuff from there that had to take a back burner. 
e) I love figuring out how to meld worlds and create “believable” ways for characters to meet! IT’s so much fun! 
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youwillfindilluminating · 8 months ago
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10 characters for 10 fandoms! (tagged by @goodmorninglovelies42)
I thought about trying to be not-super-obvious about my list, and then I realized it's futile.
Steve Harrington (Stranger Things)
Rey (Star Wars)
Jamie Tartt (Ted Lasso)
Dean Winchester (SPN)
Spock (Star Trek)
Rogue (X-men)
Gerri Kellman (Succession)
Jensen (The Losers)
Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon)
Richie Tozier (IT)
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green-fifteen · 1 year ago
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Perennial (hardy to zones 5 and 6)
Prompt: New Beginnings
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles & Danny
Rating: Gen
Word Count: 1.324
Summary: Stiles is a California transplant in New York who needs a friend. Danny gives him coffee.
Stiles moved out of California for college. He'd thought about it for a long time, but his mind was made up when things ended badly with Derek. Actually, maybe that's an understatement. Things with Derek ended really badly. As in, I don't want to even look at the stuff you left in my bedroom badly. So, east coast it was.
Getting into the school of his choice wasn't a great trial. He'd already been getting mail from some of the biggest names in that part of the country, he just chose the best-sounding one, paid the application fee, and wrote a trite little essay. It was easy for him. The hard part was what came after.
Because after applying, after being accepted, and after flying clear across the country, for the first time in his life Stiles found himself truly alone. The only person he knew in the whole state of New York was his roommate, who he almost never saw. Kevin had a girlfriend nearby who he stayed with most of the time.
It was hard. He went to every orientation event that first week of the semester, but even though he could be friendly and act interested and chat the ears off a crowd of people, something made him feel... different. Separate from his peers, somehow. He thought it probably had a lot to do with fighting for his life in graveyards and defeating nightmare monsters most people only see in storybooks. It was like, because he couldn't talk about the stuff that actually went on in his life, he had almost nothing to say about himself. And he certainly couldn't relate to his year group in most regards. Oh, the highlight of Jason's senior year was coming in first place in the school triathlon? That's cool, Jason. The best part of my year was when I got stabbed by a witch but didn't die. Do you want to see my scar? or What's that, Bethany? Your high school boyfriend got arrested for shoplifting? You won't believe what my ex-boyfriend has been arrested for! Not exactly the kind of thing that makes a good first impression.
So for about two weeks, Stiles went to class, then back to his dorm. He stopped by the food hall for lunch and dinner. He tried hanging out one time with another boy on his floor, but it hadn't worked out. Stiles was trying not to take it personally, but being ghosted after one gaming session was a hard hint to miss. He was beginning to consider the possibility that he might not be meant for normal people. He wasn't even meant for werewolf people, if Derek was any indication. Maybe Beacon Hills broke him, somehow.
But then, after a boring and idiotic Intro Compsci class one day, he went to a cafe.
It was called Nitro Java, but Stiles didn't know that at the time. All he knew was that he could smell coffee wafting out from the door and he still had two more classes that day. He needed a cup of coffee to hold himself together, like he was an old shoe and coffee was a shoelace. Or something. He really needed caffeine, so he followed his nose in and to the counter.
When he managed to tear his eyes away from the menu, he looked down into a very familiar pair of brown eyes.
"Danny?" he said, voice a little quiet with surprise.
Danny looked back at him like it was typical. Typical Stiles, moving to the same city as him at the same time and walking into the cafe while he was on register. He sighed and his eyes crinkled a little like he might want to smile but he didn't.
"I feel like I should be more surprised," he said. Then, "Do you know what you want to order?"
And that was that for a while. They hadn't ever been friends before, back at home. And it wasn't like Jackson had ever talked to any of them long enough for Danny to even be a possible topic of conversation. It made sense that Stiles had no idea he would be there. And it made sense why Danny had no special interest in befriending him now, either. Even their unwilling extracurricular activities (People In The Know About Weird Shit In Beacon Hills Club, Alive Chapter) hadn't made them grow any closer. They were just two guys who knew each other. Why should that change now that they were two guys who knew each other 2,000 miles from home?
But it seemed to, for Stiles. He scrolled through his contacts to see if he still had Danny's number, just to check. He was surprised at his own relief when he found it. He didn't send anything. It was just nice to know there was someone walking around campus who knew his name and had met his dad. Something about that made it easier to be lonely.
When the weather started to turn and Stiles had to buy a coat (the part of him that would always be a California Boy was appalled and dismayed), he went into Nitro Java again. The shortening days and the piling assignments made him cranky and when he was cranky, he craved caffeine. As he approached the counter, he saw Danny again, standing there behind the counter wearing a purple apron with a name tag on it.
Stiles smiled at it, hitching his backpack higher onto his shoulder to free one hand. "Daniel, huh?" He reached into his pocket to grab his wallet.
"Yes," he replied. "The manager made the name tag when I got hired. Another americano?"
"Please."
After he paid and Danny turned around to make the espresso, Stiles piped up, "So, what are you studying?"
"Computer Engineering." He didn't turn around.
"Dude! That's so cool. You could be like the next Tony Stark! You probably won't have enemies from outer space, though." He stopped talking, awkwardly pausing even though he didn't know why.
Danny snorted and poured the shot into a cup of hot water, then slid it across the counter to him. "The stuff we've seen? I'm not so sure."
Stiles grinned and wrapped both hands around the cup to warm them, breathing in the smell and the steam. "Ugh, you're right. It would be just our luck to discover aliens are real, too. What do you wanna bet they're already here?"
"Nothing."
"Come on, nothing? You don't think there could be aliens here, among us? Mingling and assimilating?"
Danny crossed his arms over his chest and leaned back onto the counter toward Stiles. "Even if there are, I don't want to put money on it. I lose either way. If I'm right, that means we'll run into aliens. And knowing our history, they'll probably want to kill us. If I'm wrong, I have to give you my money."
"This is why you're going to be the next genius billionaire philanthropist," Stiles said, laughing. "That sharp business acumen."
They smiled at each other. Stiles felt warmth in the part of his brain where he usually felt cold and strange. They looked away at the same time and Stiles cleared his throat.
"So, hey. I'm taking a Compsci class and it's kicking my ass," he said, lying. "And I still have your number. Is it okay if I text you sometimes, if I need help? Since you're basically like the Computer Avenger."
Danny quirked his lips without turning his head. "Sure," he said easily. "Philanthropist, remember?"
Stiles smiled back. Even though the leaves were falling off the trees and the chill outside bit at his ears through his new winter cap, it felt like spring where he was standing. As he breathed in deep, he thought he could smell soil and rain and growing things. He took a sip of coffee and felt his mind open up around the possibility of a new beginning.
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browneyesandhair · 1 year ago
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Derek Hale, Melissa McCall, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: okay, i'm going to apologize in advance, trigger warning for fire, Trigger warning for mentions of death, Trigger warning for 9/11, listen, this is messed up, and I just dropped it here, no beta we die like allison Series: Part 5 of The Handwritten Summer Shorts Summary:
Derek and his family have the worst luck with fires.
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fandom · 1 year ago
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Ships
Unexpected connections happen in two places: the Ships list and Feeld—a dating app for the curious. On Feeld, finding like-minded people is as fulfilling as finding yourself. In celebration of ships, here are this year’s iconic connections.
Ineffable Husbands +17 Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens
Steddie Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson, Stranger Things
Destiel Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
Byler -3 Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things
Wenclair Wednesday Addams & Enid Sinclair, Wednesday
Bowuigi Bowser & Luigi, the Super Mario Bros. franchise
Huntlow +7 Hunter & Willow Park, The Owl House
Avatrice Ava Silva & Beatrice, Warrior Nun
Hannigram +2 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
Buddie -4 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1
Vashwood Vash the Stampede & Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Trigun Stampede
Zelink +80 Zelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda
Lumity -6 Luz Noceda & Amity Blight, The Owl House
Ghostsoap Simon “Ghost” Riley & John “Soap” MacTavish, the Call of Duty franchise
Blackbonnet -11 Edward Teach/Blackbeard & Stede Bonnet, Our Flag Means Death
Wolfstar +8 Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe
Merthur +12 Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin
Jegulus +25 James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe
Bumbleby +48 Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna, RWBY
Bakudeku -4 Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku no Hero Academia
Dreamling -1 Dream of the Endless & Hob Gadling, The Sandman
Soukoku +60 Nakahara Chuuya & Dazai Osamu, Bungou Stray Dogs
Firstprince Alex Claremont-Diaz & Prince Henry of Wales, Red, White & Royal Blue
Wesper Wylan Van Eck & Jesper Fahey, the Grishaverse
Wangxian -8 Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
Satosugu +23 Gojo Satoru & Geto Suguru, Jujutsu Kaisen
Imodna +8 Imogen Temult & Laudna, Critical Role
Kanej +44 Kaz Brekker & Inej Ghafa, the Grishaverse
Bubbline Princess Bubblegum & Marceline, Adventure Time
Ladynoir -17 Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Twiyor +6 Loid Forger & Yor Forger, SPY x FAMILY
Loustat +43 Louis de Pointe du Lac & Lestat de Lioncourt, Interview with the Vampire
Zosan Roronoa Zoro & Vinsmoke Sanji, One Piece
Marichat -12 Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Serirei +65 Serizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka, Mob Psycho 100
Adrienette -21 Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Chenford +24 Lucy Chen & Tim Bradford, The Rookie
Petrigrof Simon Petrikov & Betty Grof, Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake
Kavetham Kaveh & Alhaitham, Genshin Impact
Griddlehark +54 Gideon Nav & Harrowhark Nonagesimus, The Locked Tomb series
Raeda -13 Raine Whispers & Eda Clawthorne, The Owl House
Tomgreg -19 Tom Wambsgans & Greg Hirsch, Succession
Hanamusa Jessie & Delia Ketchum, the Pokémon franchise
Zolu Roronoa Zoro & Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece
Narumitsu -12 Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth, Ace Attorney
Sonadow +23 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog
Ineffable Bureaucracy Archangel Gabriel & Beelzebub, Good Omens
Spirk +9 Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek
Ballister x Ambrosius Ballister Boldheart & Ambrosius Goldenloin, Nimona
Nandermo -42 Nandor the Relentless & Guillermo de la Cruz, What We Do in the Shadows
Jonmartin -15 Jonathan Sims & Martin Blackwood, The Magnus Archives
Punkflower Hobie Brown & Miles Morales, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
AkiAngel Aki Hayakawa & the Angel Devil, Chainsaw Man
Ronance -49 Robin Buckley & Nancy Wheeler, Stranger Things
Superbat -11 Superman & Batman, the DC universe
Shuake Ren Amamiya/Joker & Goro Akechi, Persona 5
Geraskier -48 Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier, The Witcher
Hualian -18 Hua Cheng & Xie Lian, Tian Guan Ci Fu
Sulemio Suletta Mercury & Miorine Rembran, Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury
Sterek -5 Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale, Teen Wolf
Gumlee Prince Gumball & Marshall Lee, Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake
Shadowpeach Sun Wukong & the Six-Eared Macaque, Lego Monkie Kid
Drarry -29 Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe
Wilmon Prince Wilhelm & Simon Eriksson, Young Royals
Harringrove -34 Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove, Stranger Things
Kazurei Suwa Rei & Kurusu Kazuki, Buddy Daddies
Lestappen Charles Leclerc & Max Verstappen, Formula 1 drivers
Zukka -5 Zuko & Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Codywan +8 Commander Cody & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Solangelo -23 Will Solace & Nico di Angelo, the Percy Jackson universe
Catradora Catra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Shadowgast -4 Caleb Widogast & Essek Thelyss, Critical Role
Stucky -43 Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe
Tarlos -18 TK Strand & Carlos Reyes, 9-1-1: Lone Star
Johnlock +21 John Watson & Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock
Sasunaru -24 Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto, Naruto
Locklyle Anthony Lockwood & Lucy Carlyle, Lockwood & Co.
Lokius Loki Laufeyson & Mobius M. Mobius, the Marvel universe
Supercorp -67 Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl
Piltover's Finest Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane
Helnik Matthias Helvar & Nina Zenik, the Grishaverse
Prohibitedwish Scarab & Prismo, Adventure Time
Klance -12 Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender
Reylo Rey & Kylo Ren, the Star Wars universe
Hanazawa Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo, Mob Psycho 100
Cockles -44 Misha Collins & Jensen Ackles, Actors
Percabeth -46 Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, the Percy Jackson universe
Astarion x Tav Astarion & Tav, Baldur's Gate 3
Timkon Tim Drake & Conner Kent, Young Justice
Davekat Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
Cynonari Cyno & Tighnari, Genshin Impact
Creek Craig Tucker & Tweek Tweak, South Park
Klapollo Apollo Justice & Klavier Gavin, Ace Attorney
Style Stan Marsh & Kyle Brovlofski, South Park
Korrasami -11 Korra & Asami Sato, The Legend of Korra
Bill x Frank Bill & Frank, The Last of Us
Nick x Charlie -51 Nick Nelson & Charlie Spring, Heartstopper
Dreamnotfound -50 Dreamwastaken & GeorgeNotFound, Streamers
Dinluke -33 Din Djarin & Luke Skywalker, the Star Wars universe
Rhaenicent Rhaenyra Targaryen & Alicent Hightower, House of the Dragon
The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last year. Explore your desires on Feeld. Within a safer, inclusive space, you can feel free to connect more intimately to yourself and others. Choose from over 20 gender and sexuality options and explore solo, or with a partner. Curious? Download the app today.
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noyzinerd · 6 months ago
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Sterek tropes that I feel don't get enough love:
1. "Oh my God!"
"Derek, actually."
2. "I heard that!"
"You were meant to!"
3. *needy* "Touch me!"
*teasing* "But I am touching you."
4. "So, do werewolves have knots?"
"Do we have what?!"
5. *during sex* "Don't hide your face from me"
6. "You're going to have to use your words"
7. Derek's control slipping slightly during sex and dropping fangs, flashing eyes, and/or growing claws
8. *Stiles pulling clumsily at Derek's clothes in desperation* "Off, off, OFF!"
9. Stiles lacking sexual experience but still somehow being the best sex Derek has ever had because of the ungodly amount of porn Stiles looks at (either recreationally OR for research purposes; but let's be honest, Stiles being good at sex on accident because he's a deviant is objectively funnier)
10. Stiles, with his canonically high libido and sexual stamina: "So, you ready to go again?"
Derek, a werewolf with a supernaturally short refractory period: *out of breath, concerned, and maybe a little scared* "Are you serious?"
11. Derek: I'm not doing that.
[Later]
Derek: *ends up doing it*
EDIT:*
(I can't believe I forgot this one)
12. "Hey! I liked that shirt!"
"I'll buy you a new one."
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ottoctavius · 2 years ago
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@evolvingheartisms --Otto would have asked him what he were staring at, if he were a normal man. However, being as he has four, titanium creatures, each with their own personality, welded directly into his Spine he can hazard a guess.
The imposing man cranes his neck to look over his shoulder at the younger man--much younger, by the look of it, and he'd caught Otto off guard, though his guard should have been up in the first place.
It wasn't.
A mistake he immediately remedies.
"Young man..." Otto turns, his four metal arms slithering all around him like snakes, the two over his shoulder opening their pinchers to set him with their peering eyes, boiling white like a solar flare.
"What are you doing out here?" He asks of him, the two of them standing on a ruined pier overlooking the harbor. Otto had died here--seventeen years ago, but he's no memory of it, because it never happened. Temporal loops are hell on the mind.
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