#stick your dick in crazy

[tirednloved]

I was watching Yellowstone last night and now all I can think about is getting branded by a possessive dom

[bipanicoverthegravessiblings]

Y’all knew it was a matter of time before I edited these screenshots

*bangs fist on table* FUCK I CARE THEM—

[frownyalfred]

not even gonna lie every time you write lex i assume it's 'extremely hot for no apparent reason' JLA lex so when i read the line describing lex's hair (in sky of honey) i took a pause. and then looked lex up. and then, rather shockingly, learned lex luthor is white AND red-haired. so

Yes! Snyder definitely broke with tradition casting Jesse Eisenberg as not bald and a lot of people were pissed.

[plusvanity]

The best team consists of the lazy ass ratboy bass player and his overly competitive but full of insecurities guitarist.

Larry and Sal..

....Abbath and Kris..???

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[theophagie-remade]

Pre period hornyness is on a completely different scale if I had a dick I'd be fucking even the spaces between the couch cushions rn

[steaksex]

I wanna statt T but like only for the bottlm growth

man like idk i like want less curves but not all of em gone and i want bottom growth without the receding hair line and like facial hair but only a good moustache, n like hyperfemme but alsl v masc facial features??? no idea how I'd achieve this

being genderfluid sucks sb like yea i wanna start T but i also don't wanna b full on masc?? like an odd mix of hypermasc and hyperfemme but idk how that'd work on T

sorry i jus wanna be a cool pretty boygirl with a deep voice but huge tits and ass but also a dick to grind all over someone's cunt jeez

REAL AS HELL!!!! i personally got my bottom growth pretty fast in the process, i haven't growm facial hair and my hairlines intact (theres stuff you can do to prevent baldness too! Rogaine my girlfriend rogaine) and most of my curved are still in place. Ive been on T-gel for 2 years (well, 1yr 11 months yanno) but my dicks like an inch long.

Best i can tell you is to look at the men in your family, because those are the genes you got (unless yoire adopted i cant speak on that) and maybe see about a little bit of T for the fun of it

[nerdynanny]

🖤 [[ Niffty for Alastor and/or Evil Rick? 👀 ]]

LOVE CONNECTION

EVIL RICK

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

ALASTOR

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

[todayisafridaynight]

love my right-hand rgg men deranged. a little blood splattered even.

[masquenoire]

Smash or Pass: Harley Quinn

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

"I know, I know. Don't stick your dick in crazy, but as annoying as the she-clown can be, you can't deny she's got a smokin' hot figure..." Roman says, articulating as he speaks. His hands move in and out to emphasize Harley's shapely hips, finishing up with a squeeze and barking laugh as he mimics a honk. "Never got why she was so into the Joker, or why he didn't treat her better. That sort of loyalty is rare around here and she just kept going back to the fucker! Well, I've heard she's doing her own thing these days, got with Poison Ivy a few times... what a handful that clown is, and I don't just mean figuratively." Smash.

[waterdeepthroat]

@wyrmscockfortress ask and ye shall receive

[zemnarihah]

much to think about.

[out-of-heaven-and-hell]

"As a 'former' Seraphim myself, I'm sorry to say that the whole 'Biblically accurate' thing isn't very, uh... accurate. We totally fuck like masters, though! Even if most of them are prudes..." Thank you, Lucifer.

"Hm, so what does your true form look like? Or is this like....true form?" Granted, it's not like she expected all those novels from the human world were going to be 100% accurate. But now she's very intrigued.

She casually leans closer.

"I'll need some proof if you're gonna claim to be a master at sex though your majesty~"

[the-atlas-sys]

Thinking about the time I, a system, dated someone who lied to me about being a system. This was before I was out about my disorder or even sure of it, but that shit was crazy. The second we got into person for nearly a year's worth of time, there were no symptoms of the disorder when online they'd switch so often. It wasnt a comfort issue, it was just like. The second we were an in person couple, she ceased being a system entirely.

Then when I started coming out about my symptoms and struggles she accused me of having a "roleplaying disorder". One of my guys tried to talk to her but his way of speaking was so off and stilted that she thought we were someone else texting her entirely, but no, we couldnt possibly have the condition she was faking for real!

That was crazy.

[skrytch]

Which is the one that gives you nightmares?

[ponett]

Any opinion on the Pokemon Gigaleak or nah?

I think seeing some of the WIP assets from when gen 3 was in development is kinda neat, because Game Freak is normally so secretive about that kind of thing. But beyond that I mostly just find this whole situation tiring.

Fans have a tendency to almost treat scrapped material as "more canon" than whatever actually made it into the finished product, in a way. It's treated as this pure, unfiltered insight into the creators' true vision. In reality, most of the time this stuff gets cut for a reason. Sometimes they very quickly realize it was a bad idea that was never gonna work, and they don't go very far with it. Sometimes it's a pitch from just one guy on the team that was never gonna get accepted. Sometimes they're just spitballing. Experimentation and iteration and knowing when to cut things are integral parts of the artistic process.

And hell, a lot of the time creators will just mess around with an idea purely as a creative exercise, or to get an idea out of their system, or to explore a crazy what-if scenario, or even just as a joke, with no intention of ever actually using those ideas. We recently saw this same thing happened with those leaked Rebecca Sugar sketches, where people were like "OMG Rebecca ships this, this is what they REALLY wanted to do with the show, this is canon, this was happening off-screen!!" And it's like, y'all have no idea how much crazy shit your favorite artists draw with their characters just to amuse themselves. The crew on Clarence had a not-so-secret Tumblr where they redrew scenes from Evangelion with Clarence characters. That doesn't mean they wanted to turn Clarence into Eva. They were just screwing around. This happens all the time, and with way more extreme examples than these. Lord knows how many Disney animators have drawn Mickey Mouse with his dick out over the years. That doesn't mean they ever actually wanted to make an official Mickey Mouse porno.

And, of course, there's the response to those myths that were never supposed to see the light of day. Anyone who's even passingly familiar with mythology from just about any part of the world shouldn't be surprised to hear fables about humans and animals having babies or whatever. But now people are responding to those unused stories and going "OMG Game Freak is a bunch of gooners who want humans and Pokemon to have sex!! This is canon!!!" It's so fucking tiring. So much of the modern internet, particularly Twitter, is driven by people who just want an excuse to whip out their favorite shocked/disgusted reaction image and ham up their reaction to something that isn't actually all that shocking. Everyone just wants to get their funny dunks in and feign moral superiority. It's childish. And it's because of reactions like this that this stuff was never supposed to see the light of day in the first place. But fans feel like they're owed every single shred of info from the development of their favorite franchises, so these leaks happen and people run wild with them.

(It also doesn't help that this is all just sourced back to a 4chan thread, so people were posting fake shit between the real leaks and muddying the waters. And also most of it is in Japanese, so people are just sticking documents through Google Translate and going "whooooaaaa this is canon")