#stfu nerd

[t1red-twilight]

just like heaven

summary: inspired by every conversation i have ever had. feel free to request this duo because i kind of love them

content/warnings: gn!reader, goth/alt!reader, fluff, corny:/

word count: 0.7k

masterlist s. r. masterlist

on one of the very rare friday nights that you and spencer had free, you both were catching up on your favorite show.

“what did you think if me when you first saw me?” at spencer’s inquiry, you paused. you hadn’t really thought of this; when you looked at spencer now, you felt the exact same way you did when you saw his favorite purple tie several years ago.

-

he was tall and thin, and his tie was purple and had a paisley pattern on it. the pattern clashed with his argyle sweater vest, but his shirt was a cohesive purple that matched the tie. while your shoes made you a few inches taller, he still towered over you slightly.

when you introduced yourself, he stuttered out his name and his academic achievements.

damn, you were really in for it this time. this tall stick bug with jesus hair might very well be the death of you.

-

“hmmm,” you traced shapes onto his arms that were around your middle. “i thought that you looked like the most pretty person i had seen. i still think that, by the way. but also that you looked too young to have three doctorate degrees.”

his cheek moved to rest against the top of your head and he exhaled out a breathy laugh. you shuffled impossibly closer to him. “yeah, i’ve heard that a couple times.”

the two of you settled back into watching the show again. following a pause, you asked him that same think. “well, what did you think of me when you first saw me?”

you swore that you could hear him mulling over what he was going to say in his head. “c’mon. did you think i looked like i was going to be mean and heinous and drink your blood or something?”

“well actually, i was quite alarmed, my love. i was a little scared, to be honest.” while you respected his honesty, this was a funny anecdote to you as you had been told this several times throughout your life.

“you thought that i was scary?”

spencer chuckled at this. you were laying on the couch as he held you. he looked away from the tv as he responded to you. “i didn’t think you were scary, per se, i was just scared of you.” he stiffened at the realization that he might be offending you.

worried that he had offended you, he rambled on. “i was quite sheltered growing up, so seeing someone come to work with platform loafers on and enough jewelry to make a tsa agent scream i was a little unnerved.”

“okay that may be a fair point, but you know i tone down the vampirism for work,” you replied. the tone you had gave spencer the impression that you were not, in fact, offended; he relaxed his stiffened posture. “my loafers aren’t even the most intimidating out of my shoes.”

he laughed at this, and his arms tightened around you, and he urged you to look at him.

“of course that didn’t last long. your dark garb doesn’t at all match your sweet personality.” not knowing how to respond to this, you didn’t respond further than a hum. you moved your hand to rub circles into his belly over his old gray fbi academy shirt.

“you know, it wasn’t just the demonias that were alarming, honey.” at your questioning look, he continued. “you do happen to be the most beautiful person that i have ever seen.”

“i am?” you peeled your eyes away from the tv to look at him quizzically.

very nonchalantly, he answered as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “of course you are, angel. i wouldn’t be telling you that if it wasn’t the truth.”

“well, i appreciate it, spence.” he looked at you as if you were being sarcastic. “i mean it, i’m flattered,” you smiled as you looked into his eyes.

he smiled back at you. “i mean it. you look like an old cathedral or something. daunting but alluring.”

“that is a huge compliment, even though the way you said it sounded incredibly pretentious.” you laughed lightly, replying without hesitating. “i think you look like a hot version of professor plum from clue.”

this got a full belly laugh from spencer. “i suppose i do wear a lot of purple.”

you both turned back to the television and continued your show.

“...wait, you think i’m pretty?”

[haanahaki]

Would these technically be rare pairs?? Anyways, more Noah ship art !

[ahllohehn]

have you ever considered how youd feel if hato became a larger fanbase? as in theres more people doing art besides the official creator (you) themselves doing art

I don't know. I did dream of a somewhat possible future like that, even discussing it with ravle that's why he had continuously encouraged me to keep going despite a lot of health and mental hiccups.

But, the current state of things is already pretty big for me, especially when something like "Percy Jackson x Hermitcraft" is already lessening my reach for people since it's somewhat 'niche'. It's specific.

The AU is not as free and originally world built like the other AUs, which already makes it pretty hard for many to relate fully. So even having around 20 people following it is already a big thing.

It'd be nice to see a bigger community. It's every creator's dream, after all. But I'm not exactly confident it would get to that point, since I'm not exactly creative with how I show people this world. It's not exactly the first of its kind either so it's really nothing special.

I'm already pretty content with recognizing a lot of the users who are actively following me through it despite it all.

[thepollyjustice]

I can't believe Klavier was the other woman! You cheated on him with his own brother!

“Actually… Prosecutor Gavin isn’t a woman, and Mr. Gavin is my boss; being involved with him in any form could affect productivity, create uncomfortable situations, or lead to conflicts of interest. Neither of us want that..”

“..or even a relationship, for that matter. That’s just weird.”

@firstclassattorney

[irl-morros-account]

YOU ALREADY KNEW IT, HUH?

So like genuinely I've been completely joking about how gay it is that you think about Kai 24/7 but after that frog post is there something you wanna tell us maybe?

YOU WERE JOKING?? THIS WHOLE TIME???

I'm not fucking telling you ANYTHING

[mxrtified777]

every time i see videos on youtube that are like YOUVE BEEN LEARNING ART WRONG! or THE CORRECT WAY TO PRACTICE DRAWING or LEARNING HOW TO DRAW WITH NO EXPERIENCE OR TALENT i want to tear shit off the walls!!! there is no wrong way!! to draw!!! everyone has talent!! talent is not quantifiable!!!!!! realism does not equal skill or talent!!!! all artists are self-taught YOU CANNOT TEACH SOMEONE HOW TO DRAW!!!

[jean-dieu]

The reason they don't mention the Hero of Ferelden anymore is because let's be real, my Tabris would have killed Meredith, Corypheus AND Solas in the span of a week and a half, kicked their corpses and fuck off to Denerim again right after

[carmen-berzattos]

my in-depth knowledge in literature and mythology and tendency to analyze text like my life depends on it is useless to you

To me it’s an entry to Hozier’s lyrics

[redninjaoutfit]

Earnest x Algie. That's it that's the post

[oakthefrog]

If you could meet one historical figure to talk to them for a day, who would you chose and why?

My answer below the cut (its a long one)

Harry Farr, a British solider from WW1

Why?

He got shell shock (PTSD) in the trenches, tried to explain how he can’t be fighting because of it, and got executed for it.

There was so much evidence to signal he was experiencing PTSD, that his sergeant was being unfair and unprofessional AND all the witnesses had stories that supported his claims. And he was still shot.

Idk something about being forced to do things I can’t because of mental health issues made me resonate with that a little bit for some reason.

Also I just wanna tell him that people recognise his pain in the present day and that it wasn’t his fault so bad. Like I cry every time I think about his story (and that there were so many others with similar deaths).

[weiner-enjoyer]

dont look back in anger by oasis was written about fotc

[im-goin-mad]

what business did like 12 y/o me have reading a kinky alice in wonderland au

[oshimaoshimaoshima]

Don’t mess with us bsd fans, we don’t have media literacy in a media where it’s heavily based on literature.

[biddy-biddy-biddy]

maybe i should talk/show more about my oc now that i’m thinking… idk! everyone is doing something for their ocs/self inserts idfkkkk…

like i just made her for funsies like haha what if i’m eltingville also everyone is eltingville/northwest why not do it…

[kkatastrophic]

Aren Kuboyasu has a really good tan.

[agentidiot]

i haven’t seen the marvels yet but im already angry about cis hetero men using it as an example of mcu downfall