#stfu and leave lesbians alone

[lesbianamalvada]

I'm going to become the joker

[sugarbcnes]

✮ ┆STFU (pink flame). ellie williams

warnings not proofread pls forgive me, dom f reader, smoking, toxic reader, ellie is whiny and subby and kinda a fucking loser in this, degradation, lesbian oral sex, high/drunk sex, like one pussy slap 942 words

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— “got you craving me all day. once you're in my state of mind, i’ll never let you escape.” DRABBLE

HER LIPS ARE GLUED TO YOUR SKIN the second you sit down beside her on the sticky leather couch, the vodka and tequila on her tongue burning as she sucks a fresh hickey into the side of your neck.

Her actions have your eyes rolling, completely unfazed as you pull out the small, pink metal case of pre-rolled joints from the waist band of your skirt.

Your hand pats around your body in search for that last essential element until Ellie holds it up to your face.

Pink tinged eyes linger over your lips as she lights the end of your tightly rolled CBD with the pink flames of your favourite Hello Kitty lighter.

You inhale, gently grabbing her cheeks to bring her lips to yours so you can blow the smoke into her mouth.

The transferred cloud of Honeyrose hemp fills her senses, lingering before she exhales.

Your eyes bore into her as she uses the same Hello Kitty lighter to light her own cigarette, letting it sit between her thumb and pointer finger as she moves to your neck again.

God, you mentally groaned, she was always this fucking needy when she was high.

You hurry her into a random bedroom in the house where the party was being held, pushing her down on the bed.

“Can’t even keep it in your fucking pants for a couple hours, El,” you mutter, annoyance lingering in your tone.

Ellie giggles, rolling her shoulders as she snuggles into the soft mattress beneath her.

Yeah. She was gone.

“Need you here,” she whines, palming her cunt through the rough material of her black jeans. Her fingers massage the area, desperately trying to satisfy the growing wetness between her thighs as she watches you stand between her legs.

Undoing the buttons of her jeans, you have them and her black briefs off in one swift pull.

The rose blunt still hangs between your glossy lips, the end barely glowing with embers as you stand to shimmer out of your skirt.

The denim hits the ground and your black tank top joins it shortly after.

Her hazed eyes are as wide as her body allows them to be when she’s that high, mouth hanging open.

“Always got your fucking mouth open.”

The black lace tickles as the thong drops down your legs. You kick it off your feet and you’re now left completely bare in the pale moonlight.

Ellie doesn’t even have a moment to think before she lets out a muffled grunt, the material now shoved in her mouth.

She moans and rolls her head back as she tastes your sickly honeyed remnants on her tongue.

“That should shut you up,” you mumble, sinking to your knees between her legs on the end of the bed, “Love the sound of your own voice or somethin’, need you to keep quiet for me now though, pretty baby.”

You don’t even allow her a mere five seconds to comprehend your words before she hears a loud smack and there’s a sharp stinging on her pussy. She chokes a gasp as her hips jolt.

Your nails graze her sensitive skin, spreading her lips.

“Look at this,” you tease, “fucking soaked just from that one shot-gun, huh sweetheart?”.

She nods, trying to murmur through the material of your lingerie but failing.

Your thumb flicks her clit, puffy and pink as it throbs for attention.

“So cute,” you whisper.

Your lips close around her rosy nub, a long mewl leaving her chest as she grips the bed sheets.

Long black nails dig into her thighs as your mouth is mercilessly aggressive against her cunt.

Her moans sound starved and rightfully so.

It wasn’t a 50/50 relationship. Hell, it wasn’t even 80/20.

Countless times, Ellie sat in her dorm all alone, accompanied by nothing but ‘The Office’ playing on the TV as white noise. Her fingers slip into her underwear, trying her best to rub all the right spots the way you do. But to no avail, she almost cries in frustration as she cums not even close to as hard as you can make her cum.

She knows you’re out doing anything except thinking of her. A drug run, smoking with your friends that she knew you touched probably all the same ways you did to her, showing your cunt to some random girl in a sorority house.

Her texts stay unread for six hours and she would still sit and wait for your attention like a puppy, brainwashed desperate and hooked.

“Been neglecting this pussy for too long, huh?” your voice is smooth but your words are sharp. You know exactly what you’re doing and you know exactly how it tears a hole in her.

Any drop of dignity left in her veins dries up as she whimpers, the coil in her stomach unwinding as she grinds against your face.

Your tongue runs up her creamy slit, the sweet taste silky on your taste buds.

She wriggles, trying to back away from your mouth.

“It’s fucking pathetic,” you lean back, lips and chin soaked with her release, “cumming this hard when I’ve barely even touched you.”

You fall beside her on the bed, pulling your panties out her mouth and throwing them to the floor.

Before she knows it, the familiar feeling of your smooth, pink rolling paper is between her lips. She’s quiet, watching as you pull the lighter out of her sports bra where she always stashed it for you.

The pink flame ignites and her mind is foggy again. Except now, all she can think about is you.

© saintels 2023 — do not copy, repost or translate my work onto any other platforms without my permission.

[hadesisqueer]

Bro explaining irl you're a lesbian who tends to be into more femenine women (not full on femmes, but a bit more on the femenine side, like me) without someone coming at you demonizing butches is nearly impossible. Dude leave butches alone already. "Yeah, i get it, masculine lesbians are so cringe and basically worse than dudes sometimes" dude stfu.

[mrsillytickles69]

Breaking into terrible peoples houses and stealing their oc's and changing their lore part 778 + their lore (don't be afraid to ask questions)

R.I.P Cain you would have loved Ethel Cain and hated BookTok 😔 "Why did you make Vincent, Sano and Farz (I don't assisote btd Farz with TINR Farz stfu)?!" Bc I love WOMEN!!!

Deleted things: -Sa scenes between them and MC -No incest between Akira, Sano and Cain (they're found family) -Sano dosen't fuck everyone rage emoji -Damian dosen't cheat on Vani with MC -Daman, Akira and Vani aren't really part of the btd lore that much, honestly out of the btd lore -Cain has a clone that travels around the mortal realm to check up on Sano an Akira plus to find someone interesting so he won't be lonely Added things: -The marking on Cain's face is the amount of tears he cried after being sent to his prison -Vincent is a lesbian -Vincent and Sano are trans fem -Sano is in a healthy relationship -Sano is a morally gray character who thinks she's helping other sa victims but is causing worse by trying to make them feel clean again -Cain, Vincent and Farz are the only ones that gets a romantic relationship with Mc

-Can't really die from Sano, only dying from blood loss or if you try and attack her which will result in you getting killed by her boyfriend -Sano and Mc's relationship is platonic, they stay in touch after :3 -Vani is the forgotten/old ruler of the universe

Cain, Damian and Veni:

Lore: Before the original lore the world was rather peaceful being ran by 3 gods. Veni and two other goddess that were lesbians bc I can't make lore without lesbians. Of course my other oc Jude during his rain of terror took notice of the universe and saw how un "pure" it was. Veni already knew yet he couldn't do anything thus he made himself a clone so Damian would never get lonely and so he could trick Jude into thinking that he had killed him. Anywho, Jude kills Veni and the two other goddesses and took over the universe. As he began, he took notice of Cain who was 16 at the time. Jude saw how lonely Cain was as he was always so distant from his family. Being over looked because of his younger brother Damian. Jude knew he could take advantage of that so he ended up getting into a toxic and sexual "relationship" with Cain. Cain thought Jude loved him, as Cain just wanted to be loved yet as he turned 23 Jude lost interest. Jude then went after Damian so out of rage and jealously of once again getting overlooked because of Damian. After killing Damian Jude got pissed the fuck off and stripped away Cain's innocence's making him realize what Jude did to him. While he was at it, he also ripped Cains wings (yes a metaphor for sa) and put him into Cains personal hell where he would spend a eternity of loneliness'. Just to torutre poor Cain more, Jude put a mortal woman into the prison. Cain loved her dearly, she was also free to go to the human realm in which is where she found baby Akira and baby Sano!! Taking them in Cain was hesitant to raise them yet soon grew attached to Sano. Sano was Cains favorite and Akira was Cains wife favorite. Years pass and Sano and Akira go out to live their own lives and sadly Cain's wife dies from old age. Cain who is once again alone with no one as he knows Akira is dead and thinks Sano had also died bc of Strade. Moral of the story Cain dosen't really get a happy ending even with MC. Mc would eventually die leaving Cain alone once again. Sano:

Akira:

Lore: Akira was born first, he lived a relatively normal life with his mother and father. That was until Sano was consived. His mother struggled through out the entire pregnancy. After being told so many times that she needed to get an abortion, her family disagreed. Especially her husband who was dead set on both the baby and her surviving the birth. After hours of labor, Sano was born and of course their mother had died right after from blood loss. From there on, their father neglected them completely. Akira spent days taking care of baby Sano making sure that Sano was well taken care of. 7 days after Sano turned 5, their father ended up killing himself where Akira and Sano had to become homeless which is where they met Cains wife!!!. They grew up to be really good people despite their upbringing. Akira wanted to be a lead guitarist and Sano wanted to be a doctor always finding the human body fascinating and how it could survive without certain limbs. Akira and Sano remain close yet part ways. Akira joins a band and Sano attends collage where she studied hard. On one stressful study night, Sano went to a bar where she met Strade! She thought she was gonna make a new friend as she never really had any. Sadly Strade ended up kidnapping and torturing her for 4 days. Akira finds out that Sano had been kidnapped and the dumbass took it into his own hands to try and find her. Akira ends up getting killed in front of Sano in the process. After grieving his death, on the 4th day Sano ends up escaping bc dumbass Strade FORGOT TO LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR (also b4 you ask abt Ren this was before Strade kidnapped Ren). Soon after returning home, Sano debated on killing herself to get rid of the unclean feeling along with preventing it from happening again. After hours of laying in her bathtub, she came up with the idea of making prosthetic arms and legs. She gave herself bottom surgery (girlboss behavior ik ik) and replaced her arms and legs with protreptics. After days of not leavng her house in fear still, she came up with a plan which was taking in other people who went through the same thing she experienced and replacing their body parts with prosthetics. This is getting long so she does that, goes back to collage, meets her bf and wham bam thank you ma'am she is happy but Akira and Cain still thinks she dead. Vincent and Farz:

Lore: Both of their backstories are the same BUT how they met is different. Vincent is still a veteran (got that money money from sueing the place LOL) and Farz is just a photographer! Vincent runs a lesbian strip club and Farz had to do a little report about it. Vincent noticed how pretty and nice Farz was, getting a lil crush on her. Farz who interviewed Vincent about the club also couldn't help but get a lil crush on Vincent. Vincent of course looked like an asshole on the outside, even putting on a persona to protect herself but Farz saw past that. Anywho after a month of interviewing the place (she got busy hanging out with Vincent and other projects LMFAO) they started dating YIPPIEEE!!!!!! Vincent is very protective over Farz, will in fact punch a cat caller or someone trying to homophobic towards them. Overall it's a healthy relationship lol. Vincent only hurt Farz when she pushed Farz a lil to hard.

[maxzinn]

Damn why is the HSR fandom becoming way worse than genshin? And whenever there is any controversy aventurine is always somehow involved like leave my boy alone 😭

I'm a cis straight woman okay and no matter which fandom i interact with they always look down on me and assume shit about me even though i try to be nothing but understanding I have had so many tell me that I can't like a certain male character romantically because he is only for the boys/gays. Even like when you tell them you like a certain game/franchise/anime/singer or band they're like 'you have to be queer for liking this' and for some reason they try to convince me that I'm queer even though I'm not and they think that me being cis and straight makes me 'basic' and 'boring' I love jjba, Nana, Castlevania, Final Fantasy, Hsr and genshin impact but literally every fandom I've been is filled with a bunch of judgemental pricks which is sad because I was so excited to talk about my interests :( at first i thought they were being like that because I'm asian but then i realised it's because of my 'basic and boring' sexual and gender identity

and for some reason when I tell them that I'm cis straight they immediately assume I'm a white privileged woman (like i said I'm literally Asian) and i haven't struggled a day in my life which isn't true at all it's so ignorant to assume all of this about me just based off my sexual and gender identity and when I try to speak up they tell me that they're just 'giving me the taste of my own medicine' like what??? What does that even mean?? I'm not even homophobic i come from a conservative country and family but I have done proper research and educated myself on this topic and i treat everyone with respect so why can't they also be decent human beings and respect me too? I still try to be understanding but I can't stand the air of superiority among these people and they're usually under the age of 25 too because other queer people I have interacted with who are older than me don't behave pathetically like these people

(sorry this was so long you can ignore it if you want and sorry if my english is bad it's not my first language 😭 anyways I hope you have a good day/afternoon/night)

(This post is also long sorry hehe)

No cuz for real, it’s getting way more annoying in the fandom (no offense) and it’s even worse on twitter and hoyolab.

In my opinion, I think the toxicity mainly starts with people forcing to everybody that every character in hsr is queer coded and all that stuff. I keep seeing all that posts and comments that this certain character is “implied” which is not true??? It makes me wonder if they even know what the word “implied” means, cuz it basically/indirectly means that it’s canon.

I’m so done with those posts that claims “robin is lesbian and girlkisser so gtfo men” like stfu?

If you have seen the replies on tuonto’s twitter post, there’s like a LOT of people saying that. Like, hc her as lesbian if you want but DONT act like it’s canon and stop forcing your hcs on other people pls.

And when others reply to them saying that it isn’t canon and that they shouldn’t force it, they just straight up say that those people are “homophobic and lesphobic”.

I have no problems with gay/lesbian ships cuz I support all ships equally (except the illegal and problematic ones), but these delulu people are ruining it for the fandom tbh.

It’s funny that being straight/cis is seen as basic and boring now. And that part where you’re being forced to be queer is funny af 😭 are they ill?

You can like all the male characters that you like, none of them have canon sexualities and they’re certainly not canonically gay. If some person says that you shouldn’t like a certain male character cuz they’re only for the boys… then they’re ill, don’t listen to those bs.

It’s so weird that people now argue and force a sexuality onto fictional characters and just assume a certain character’s sexuality based on stereotypes (like aventurine for example) then claims that they’re a queer representation when said “representation” is just based on stereotypes.

It’s weird that a character’s sexuality matters so much when it doesn’t even matter that much, just enjoy the game and the plot? Stop projecting yourself onto them, they’re their own person and they have their own personality. They have nothing to do with your sexuality. And most of all… they’re literally PIXELS

And pls, liking a certain franchise doesn’t reflect anything on your sexuality. You can be a straight woman and like drag shows, you can be a straight woman and like BL and GL. Men can be straight and love skincare, men can be straight and like fashion/makeup. ITS NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?? Just stop stereotyping people 💀

[vavialdavi]

We often talk about toxic (straight-Elsa) shippers but can we walk about some people who hc as aroace??

Some of you guys are unsufferable...

Someone will go and say they see her as a lesbian and the commets will go full the aroace stans forcing it. Gosh, just stfu!

Coming all crying to a stranger bc they don't share your hc is ridiculous

They be like "why's nobody ever respect aroace characters? 😢" That's not canon, people are free, get over it

Ik you guys have very little representation but wake up! Elsa doesn't have a canon sexuality and just bc you don't want her with anyone doesn't make it's more ok to go pissing people off...

If u guys wanna slander ships and make ur aroace HC on a NON-canon aroace character, go ahead but just make your own content and leave the shippers alone lmao

[menalez]

Can you really blame others lesbians for not wanting to date autoandrophile butches we want to actually sexually engage with our partners we don’t want to suck strap which is painful to us and when the only pleasure it brings to them is fetishic in nature we want real relationships and to have real sex with our partners and we literally cannot see the difference between normal gnc/masc women and butches with autoandrophilia on dating apps which is our only option in places with no lesbian spaces or bars

yall literally just hate butches if u think butches are all autoandrophiles that want u to suck strap. “we can’t tell the difference on dating apps!!!” have u guys tried something called having a conversation with someone before you’re sexual partners? stfu and leave me alone, your lesbophobia is gross

[lesbianamalvada]

Person who says the word lesbian is "multi-dimensional" advises people to go touch grass. Ah yes the word lesbian is so much more than just simple and basic women exclusively attracted to women. How boring and uncomplex it is be an actual lesbian. Lmao yeah dude go fuck yourself, every actual lesbian with any self-worth hates you.

[nazali]

Straight girl nobody wants to hear your bullshit about made-up middle school "romantic orientation". If you're not attracted to women stfu and enjoy your dick-sucking where women who are actually attracted to women don't have to hear about it. "Mememe i can be attwacted to women romantically" bitch do you think there's a lesbian on this planet who wouldn't feel gross and insulted by your porn-addicted, pseudo-virgin sexual fuckup? You can be friends with women without pretending to be attracted to us. I fucking hate straight girls who can't shut up about men in spaces that were specifically made to talk about loving women. Eat shit and leave us alone 💀

this is so funny a) i’m a man so i do not care whether lesbians would feel grossed out by my sexuality bc i would not be pursuing them? b) i’m bi, c) my orientation is the way it is specifically because i was raped and traumatised, d) the poll was about whether or not i am attracted to women so i answered. it wasn’t a “lesbian space” it was a poll on a poll blog about anyone with an attraction to women which includes me, e) i’m literally engaged to a woman, and f) women can also have dicks and men can have vulvas hence why you’ll note in my comment i said “regardless of gender”. stupidass ask

[haoaibai]

i am literally. this close. THIS. close. to. fucking. cry. and shout.

my family has a serious obsession w me being gay and keeps forcing me to come out and out the closet. no matter how hard I say no, I REPEATEDLY hear “oh you came out? cant hide now can you?” like no bitch i was basically out years ago at a young age w all those subtle signs of queerness but brushed it off and went w being straight until my queerness became visible to me. i just wasnt so sure and i didnt know this community existed until i was like really old. back then you never knew I was GAY LMFAO.

and they keep saying “you owe me an explanation as to why you’re gay”, “if youre gay why watch kpop boy groups?” (she keeps calling them chinese and i wanna fucking smash a wall omfg), “you owe us a coming out story”, “youre not gay stop lying” etc then I said I don’t owe them shit and they REALLY said “oh but we’re your family? we should know” like.. there’s worser they said but dear god. that house is so lgbtq+ phobic, im suprised. the homophobia, lesbophobia, biphobia, transphobia, etc was REAL and showing in that HOUSE and the whole convo was just utterly disgusting.

i had my own PERSONAL experiences, lemme keep it confidential between me, myself and I.

then she says “oh but do you like 🐱 (down there) or a 🍌 (a guys below)” ? like dont fucking sexualise me??

they kept outing me multiple times,, and keep bringing up that i am a GAY PERSON.

LEAVE ME ALONE?? then my sis had the audacity to say im making up “excuses” like you’re straight? stfu you are not GAY. don’t speak for me. ever heard of unattainable men? oh ofc not cause youre so ignorant lmfao

I hate it here so much...

y’all mfs need to understand, not every person who likes women is a fucking lesbian. People can be bi and have a gf / attraction to girls. and just like how having attraction to men doesn’t mean you’re “being gay” or “straight”. you can be bi, pan, omni, etc even ace and like men. NOT EVERYONE WHO HAS SAME SEX ATTRACTION IS GAY AND/OR LESBIAN. bi, etc people EXIST.

I feel so annoyed and upset, and they SAW my vents in my phone about everything that happened to me. like don’t go through my fucking phone w/o permission??? and then my friend blocked me cause she got jealous AFTER ALL OF THAT.

and this is ALL on christmas. YESTERDAY.

ffs this christmas is fucked up bruh.

I’m never coming out.

and then the way I said people can change lgbtq labels of their sexuality, nothing bad and then my family goes “but you aren’t cake? how the fuck can you change labels lmfao stop lying”

Well done, thanks for forcing a fucking person to come out and out me numerous times.

the only way I’ll come out in when I leave this fucking dungeon. now I can’t even like women anymore now cause i feel so disgusting....

i really need help to feel comfortable in being queer. im really going through a hard time and I need some support please.

[d34th-w1sh]

DNI IF:

- You're homoph0bic, anti lgbt, have a lesbian fetish etc

- You're any kind of r4cist, or "all lives matter"

- You're religious (I don't have anything against it but i don't want to have anything to do with it bcs of personal trauma)

- You don't have an 3d, if you don't, please block me. I don't want to trigger anyone, or make anyone get an 3d.

- You're a man looking to "flirt", i'm a lesbian and I don't fvcking care if "thats okay" with you, i'm not interested in men and will never be. Leave me tf alone.

- Anyone who wants any kind of n*des, I will block you.

- Any kind of abl**st

- Anyone who makes fun of mentally ill people, I will block you.

- People who will say "just be happy life is short" no way! I didn't think of that! No fr, it isn't that easy karen, stfu.

- People who post p*rn, kys.

- "Pro" anything, like yes I have 4n0r3x14 but i'm NOT pro ANYTHING, its honestly just disturbing, don't compare ppl with an 3d to the pro ppl.

- Any s3xist ppl, tr*mp supporters, 4ndr3w t4te supporters, anti feminists, etc, ill block you.

That's all, thank you.

[inclusivesimping]

tw vent

Oh my god.

Not only did my little brother tell my CATHOLIC TRUMP LOVING ULTRA CONSERVATIVE ABUSIVE 'AlPhA mAlE' WOMEN SHOULDN'T WORK SEXIST AHH EXCUSE FOR A dad about me coming out to my mom and my stepdad and his family (partially, I didn't really tell them the truth--I told them I'm bi. Still haven't explain the other labels, they still think I'm cis, and I'm not really bi, but thats easier for them to understand.)

My aunt told my grandma she thinks I'm gay and I'm just lying to her about it because she's too judgmental, now she keeps pestering me. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!! I'm tired of all the lectures, bible studies, 'ThErApY' which is conveniently with her friend she can talk too (who is not a licensed therapist), and all the 'oH sO yoU liEd aNd sAiD yOu wErE stRaIgHT'

YES MOTHERFUCKER I DID.

I'm so done. I'm so so so done right now. I'm at my grandma's house to escape from my abusive ass dad who beat me until the belt buckle broke because I drew anime and the guys were too feminine so they must be women and OH MY GOD A GIRL AND A BETA MALE KISSING??? LESBIAN??? Lets beat the GAY out of her!!!!

Motherfuck stfu

I have no where to go if she decides to send me home. I might runaway. Idc. But I can't give this up. I just can't. I might go insane. Idk. Idk.

[unrenderedfuture]

Just left yet another discord full of idiots who claim to be the epitome of accepting and cool only to love dunking on others and being hypocritical pieces of shit once there’s enough of them. I can put up with a lot of shit. I really canister to trans men talking about how much they hate women for hours but going out of your way to fucking tolerate and encourage others to leave hate comments on random people’s art is fucking terrible I hate it here. I hate this fucking fandom, I hate these fucking people’s. Am I probably a lesbian? Probably but I will never be a member of the lgbt after so many of you have proven yourselves to be nothing but self absorbed conventionally attractive pricks over and over again because of “my mentals” fuck you. Get a job. Stfu. I will never want to be one of you. I would rather die alone than go to pride and be part of the disgusting community you all make and create for yourselves and others. I fucking hate that I continue to defend your fucking rights.

[stfu-im-thinking-abt-blorbo]

Thoughts on each TDI Reboot episode, finally the finale at 13! SPOILERS UNDER THE READMORE.

This also has my final thoughts for the season!!

Feels unreal that this is the last episode. 7 years of nothing besides Dramarama, and now I've watched an entire new season fresh out of the oven.

Millieeeee noooooo ;n;

The bracelet!!!

Bowie I love you (platonic), but the bestieesssss nooooo

Priya calm down please, Millie is a wreck, can't you tell she's not proud of what she's done?

RAJ IS BACK THE BOYFRIENDS ARE BACK IN BUISSNESS!!!

Raj is so happy to see Bowie again.

Eewww Chase and Emma making out ickkkk

Bowie immediately picks Raj :'D

Ohhhhh the wheel feels like a callback to the semi-finals in og Island. But without the torture

Zee is still my sweet dumb boy

Let's go Damien!!!!

Die Ripper Die Die Die

Nooooo let Bowie have Raj, not Julia

Omg they're making a contract. Hope it's not legally binding for Bowie's sake 😬

Ripper go away your plan is shit

MILLIE NO DON'T GO WITH HIS PLAN

RAJ SAY FUCK THE RULES AND GO HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND

Lava lake. Fr, how is the EPA not all over Chris again.

Bowie use your little twink arms and go go go!!!

Chris leave Bowie alone

Damn Priya actually gonna kill Millie.

Raj!!! He's so adorable how much he cares for Bowie.

Wayne stealing Raj's popcorn while his bestie's bf might die. Lmao

BESTIES ARE BACK TOETHER YIPPIEIE

CHRIS STFU AND LEAVE THEM BE

Oh noo where Chef Hatchet's Chris Leash.

They need a snack, Bowie, let the goats be.

Chef what happened to you. I thought you were the good one.

Wonder what Zee's reaction to the goat milking is.

CHASE STFU

Ohhh the milk balls is how they're gonna do the alternate ending.

Raj crossing his fingers for Bowieeee

PRIYA NOOOOO

At least now she can go to med school hopefully.

Firstly, Raj comforting Bowie over his loss while Priya is celebrating her win is so sweet. Second, yipiiieie new season confirmation!!!

A short but sweet ending!!! Excited to see what the alternate ending for Bowie will be like. Hoping it's the canon ending lol.

This season has been so much fun to watch, and has been soooo refreshing compared to previous seasons. As much I love Revenge of the Island (my favorite season overall) and enjoy All-Stars (my childhood favorite season), they can feel a bit... much, at times. This season kept everything simple by going back to basics, using the old formula from og Island, while still using everything the writers have learned from every other season. And then improved all of that. Despite the characters being based on stereotypes as always, most of them have been shown to be waaaay more than what they were based on. And it creates good representation for more groups of fans like queer and disabled people, as well as adding even more good bipoc representation. And for me the cherry on top of the writing is making the main couple of the season be a friendship instead of a romance. I won't deny potential lesbianisms are afoot with Priya and Millie, and I'll probably looking for fic of the two when I'm not scouring Ao3 for RajBowie lol, but their friendship is so sweet and wholesome and such a breath of fresh air.

The art and animation are the best they've ever been for the series. I can feel the amount of love and care that went into making this season and am very excited to see what's in store for the next season. So many of the drawings and perspectives have blown me away. And the 3D!! Genuinely it's some of the best bits of 3D work I've seen incorporated into 2D animated TV. They matched the style to the 2D artwork so well that it just blends in, and without a keen eye or closer inspection, you wouldn't even know it's 3D. Really hoping they experiment with more 3D and even try bigger scenes in the next season.

Despite my praise for this season, there's still a few hiccups. As much as I gush over Raj and Bowie, their relationship still feels a bit shallow. The characters themselves are great, much more fleshed out than I thought they'd be for their introductory season. But Raj's elimination felt like it cut off all development between the two way too soon. I know they agreed to put any relationship at all on hold until after the show ended, which is the smartest thing any couple in this series has ever done, but I still feel like they could have developed a bit more of a hook to get viewers invested and wanting more for next season. Instead of the hook mainly being them sharing some looks and a few kisses, and that RajBowie is the show's first canon gay romance, y'know? Beyond that: the entire farting episode is just disgusting toilet humor at best and a poorly disguised fetish at worst. Emma's entire arc was thrown right down the drain at the last second when she went back to Chase (TWICE). And the early boots, as always, didn't get any chance to shine. Rip all Caleb, Axel and Nichelle fans, y'all were robbed as soon as they handed you something.

All in all, setting my biases aside for my personal favorite season, Island Reboot has probably been the best season of the series since og Island. Personally, I don't think it tops Revenge of the Island for me, but its pretty darn close. I haven't felt this much joy watching Total Drama since I watched ROTI and All-Stars for the first time. It still feels unreal that we have a new season of the show AND another one on the way. My hyperfixation of the show came back at the perfect time and I can't wait to make and reblog fanart and fics!!

[1ohwon]

All lesbians are boys

All gays are girls.

All bis are men.

All milfs are women.

And all children are still children.

Now stfu & everyone leave everyone else alone.

[teplavecernice]

all of those straight girls from my class took one look at me and decided i am the person that's gonna solve all of their relationship problems-

why