#stewjoni Cal Kestis

[minecraftian1213]

You know I have this headcanon that Obi-Wan Kenobi and Cal Kestis are actually BOTH from Stewjon and I think it'd be funny that Anakin has troubles with two sassy ginger jedi from the same planet who may or may not be related but also broke into a fortress via water and still made it out in one piece

If you throw in that hc that Stewjoni hate force users then you'd get double the trauma. What if Obi was the one who had to visit the planet that tried to drown him for simply existing to retrieve another baby with the force (Cal).

Anyway I just think it'd be neat.

[radiosummons]

Ngl, I do think it's kinda funny that since there's so few red heads/gingers in SW (Obi-Wan Kenobi and Cal Kestis being the only examples I can think of atop my head), a good portion of the SW fandom has just decided that red headed/ginger humanoids are just their own alien race--specifically, the Stewjoni.

Also, the whole Stewjon (and I guess now Kenari) just straight up being Space Scotland--fucking spectacular.

[padawansuggest]

Jaro: *walking through the temple with a sleepy Cal on his left arm, hoping they make it to their quarters before Cal wakes up enough for chaos again*

Cal: *wakes up enough for more chaos*

Jaro: Lovely.

Cal: *starts patting Jaro’s arm and pointing off at the next hallway excitedly* There, there!

Jaro: *is a master of a small one, which means he’s weak to that excitement, follows the finger to their next placement*

Obi-Wan: *waiting expectantly for Jaro and Cal with a cheeky grin* Hello there, first baby of mine.

Cal: *is gently set on the floor, only to come flailing into Obi-Wan’s arms* Daddy! Hi Daddy!

Obi-Wan: Oh, my sweet boy. I was hoping to see you today, I got you a present.

Cal: *gremlin mode activated, starts rummaging through his pockets while Jaro pretends he isn’t obsessed with how cute that is*

Jaro: Manners, little one.

Cal: He likes it!

Jaro: That is because your father is a gremlin and a scoundrel himself. For shame.

Obi-Wan: Ahh, you found it!

Cal: *pulls back with a brand new music player in his hands, one of the bulky ones that lasts forever and holds more than you’ll ever need it for* Oh, wow!

Jaro: And what do we say to a nice present, Padawan mine?

Cal: *chirpy chirps that Obi and Jaro both understand as love noises* Thank you, Daddy! *sits down then and there to open it up, leaving the adults to talk over him*

Jaro: Quite an expensive piece of tech, that your first Padawan could probably have made.

Obi-Wan: Heh, yeah, but I was at lunch with his wife and Senator Organa, mentioned I thought Cal could use a more sturdy music player before he starts going on missions, I actually had to talk them down from getting him multiple to see what he likes best. If it works out good, Anakin will no doubt become offended and make him one better. I just wanted something sturdy before he runs off to face the pirates and slavers of the galaxy.

Jaro: Bad luck to assume he’ll end up facing the same things you did as a young one.

Obi-Wan: If he doesn’t have my luck if constantly getting captured by them, he’ll have Quin’s luck of needing to put them in the ground.

Cal: *chirping in question at them both* Reva comes to see me before we leave?

Jaro: *snorts* We don’t even have a mission at time, little one. Your sister can come for a playdate tomorrow.

Cal: Thank you!

[bon-sides-sw]

Mommywan and his lil bebe Cal

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

I don’t know why but I can’t stop thinking about little Cal hugging Cody like a koala and when anyone tries to pull him off he digs his fingers into Cody’s armor plates and cries like a cat

[mayaarman]

Just thinking how much I love the whole "Cal Kestis is Obi-Wan baby". And now I really want to write something about Cal being sent as the commander/padawan for Obi.

This tiny menace following the steps of the bigger menace that is the General, and the clones just being like:

"Well, it looks like we are fathers now."

And accepting their fate as the protectors of the redheaded Stewjonis problem magnets that they have to follow to war.

[voidcat-senket]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JEDI SURVIVOR!

Please enjoy a collection of Cal Kestis/Bode Akuna fanworks to celebrate! Find the AO3 collection here!

tear down the planet for the hype

FIC AND ART | 4.8k | Teen and Up

“only my friends can call me by it. well, and my masters.” kestis shrugged before stepping back to sit on a stool that seemed randomly in the middle of the room. “but, we are engaged, it would be pretty weird if you were calling me by kestis.” “if it helps, my name is bode,” the jedi shadow said as he stepped forward, holding his hand out for kestis to take if he so inclined. “calling me knight akuna would be too formal for a marriage, whether or not it’s political, and—well who knows, maybe we can become friends?” [jedi shadow bode is given a mission that will end the war—marry sith prince darth kestis. that is, if he survives the first meeting.]

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Order 66 Didn't Happen, Arranged Marriage, Jedi Shadow Bode Akuna, Sith Cal Kestis, First Meetings, Marriage Contracts, Negotiations, Bode Akuna is a Mess, Fluff and Humor, Pre-Relationship, Stewjoni Cal Kestis

FIND THE FULL ART PIECE HERE

Paper and Stone

ART AND FIC | 7.4k | Teen and Up | includes Bode/Tayala

Cal goes to Nova Garon to confront Bode, but he finds the man's quarters full of echoes that show him a side of Bode Cal never thought he'd see.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Psychometry | Force Echo (Star Wars), Cal goes to Nova Garon but finds more than he expects, echoes upon echoes upon echoes, SpyScrapper, if you wanted more of Bode and Tayala's relationship here you go

FIND THE FULL ART PIECE HERE (and a secret bonus here~)

love is death, love is dying; love is steel, a silver lining

FIC | .5k | Teen and Up

Cal is wary of the blaster Bode has given him. Bode teaches him some basic gun safety.

Tags: Guns, Canon Compliant, Sort Of, Maybe - Freeform, You Decide, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Missing Scene, Implied Relationships, Angst

Second Date! An Ode to Visual Novels

VIDEO | 1hr | Teen and Up

Tags: visual novel, time travel fix-it, time loop, simulated dating sim, Bode POV

fire still burns in a vacuum

FIC | 1.6k | Teen and Up

It's been a year and Cal returns to the observatory for the first time. He hadn't expected someone else to do the same.

Tags: Grief/Mourning, Character Study, Relationship Study, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Author Welcomes All Interpretations, This Is a Study On Cal's Grief With a Twist at the End, Post-Canon, Canon-Typical Dark Themes

FIND THE FULL ART PIECE HERE

Roots in Place of my Heart

8.8k | Mature | includes Bode/Tayala

When Bode saw the date, he had to swallow down a mix of blood and bile. There’s something growing in Bode’s chest, filling out the space that was left vacated when Tayala died and took his heart with her. They say the only cure to grief is life. Or death.

Tags: Hanahaki Disease with my own twist on it, Angst with a Happy Ending, Heavy Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Blood, Body Horror, Love Confessions, Pretending you’re fine even though you’re very much not, Grief/Mourning

Lights Glow in your Wake

FIC | 5.4k | Teen and Up

Cal gives Bode a gift for their anniversary. The trouble is- their anniversary isn't for another three weeks, Bode is sure of it.

Tags: Post-Canon Fix-It, Post-Canon, Domestic Fluff, Anniversary, Established Relationship, Planet Tanalorr, POV Bode Akuna, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Jedi Culture & Customs

Blue Skies Over Bad Lands

FIC | 18.6k | Mature

Bode looks up and Cal’s gaze snags his immediately, drawing him in. The rebel Jedi is a remarkable combination of wariness and vulnerability, like no matter how hard Cal tries to steel himself against the pain, his grief and longing and love are too strong, too pure to be contained. They shine through the cracks like a ray of blazing light. (Or: Bode and Cal fall in love. It complicates things.)

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Fix-It, Mild Sexual Content, Dubious Consent Due To Identity Issues, Pining, Confessions, Secret Identity Fail, Canon Rewriteish, Cal Kestis is a Force of Nature and Bode couldn't get off this ride even if he wanted to, They're In Love Your Honor

I Don't Wanna Say No to This

FIC | 4.1k | Teen and Up

Bode is not actually looking for Cal Kestis when he trips over him on his way out of the bar. He’s looking for work, actually— he needs to fix up the ancient freighter he’d wound up buying for Kata and himself, that first awful week after finding Tanalorr and feeling it clutching at him in the Force, the planet a near-sentient thing, clawing, greedy… He shakes off the sensation, hopes it’s only a memory, and looks down at Kestis. He’s unconscious, his face a single bruise, and there are four beings surrounding them. None of them look like anyone he’d leave alone in an alley with anyone, even someone who most likely wants him very dead.

Tags: Bittersweet, Angst, Miscommunication, Reunions, Forgiveness, Rescue, Implied/Referenced Slavery, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Bode was not ready to face his past, Cal's not emotionally capable of facing his past, Together they make like one entire functioning person, Past Relationship(s), Established Relationship

FIND THE FULL ART PIECE HERE

a soft place to land

FIC | 3.8k | Mature

A hot day on Koboh leads to a shared shower and a realization - sometimes it's nice to be taken care of.

Tags: Smitten Bode Akuna, Bode Akuna Lives, Hair Washing, Making Out, i still don't know how to tag these things, Fluff and Mush, Near-Human Cal Kestis, Again, sharp teeth sharp teeth sharp teeth, Body Worship, Smitten Cal Kestis, Soft Cal Kestis, POV Bode Akuna, soft intimacy, Light Angst, showering together, Not Canon Compliant, Post-game, We call this "fluid dynamics" with the way Cal and Bode keep switching

[seven-oomen]

(Not written yet, just writing down an idea)

Jangobi AU idea featuring:

Mand'alore Jaster Mereel lives until 32-33BBY

Enemies to lovers Jangobi

Mandalorian & Jedi Obi-Wan

Mandalorian & Force sensitive Cal Kestis

Mandalorian & Jedi Padawan Anakin Skywalker

Mandalorian Omega

Dualsex Stewjoni Obi-Wan & Mpreg

Triplets Boba Fett & Omega & Cal Kestis

Space cowboys

A year before the events of The Phantom menace, 24-year-old padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi and his master Qui-Gon Jinn are sent to Mandalore to broker peace among Mandalorian factions on the brink of war.

The negotiations are difficult and tensions are rising. Not just between the factions themselves, but also between the young negotiator, and the son of the current mand'alore. 33-year-old Jango Fett.

As negotiations start to fail, and several assassination attempts occur, it becomes ever so clear that there is no simple resolve for Mandalore and civil war is imminent.

The tensions between Jango and Obi-Wan are rising as well, first hating each other at opposite sides, but slowly learning to work together and seeing one another for who they really are.

Things come to an end when Jango declares his love for Obi-Wan. (nine months after meeting him, 3 months before the phantom menace) The two consummate their love. Meanwhile, war breaks out and Jaster Mereel is killed by Clan Vizsla.

Eventually, the new Mandalorians win the war, with Satine Kryze as the new ruler of Mandalore.

Jango Fett and his clan, what's left of it, is displaced to the planet Koboh. For no other reason than I wanna write Mandalorian bounty hunters that are also space cowboys.

Events of the phantom menace occur, Qui-Gon Jinn is killed on Naboo, but in a twist of fate, the council decides not to train Anakin.

Feeling like he has no other choice, Obi-Wan leaves the Jedi council to train Anakin himself and uphold his promise to Qui-Gon.

Twist number 2, turns out Obi-Wan is pregnant with triplets.

Obi-Wan leaves Coruscant with nine-year-old Anakin.

And along his journey in training Anakin, frees Schmi Skywalker from slavery. Meets a group of young Mandalorian foundlings that used to be from Clan Mereel but were displaced during the clan's exile ranging from 17 years of age (Cody/Kote), 16 years old (Rex), 15 years old Hunter, 14-year-olds Crosshair & Tech (twins) and Wrecker, 12 years old Echo & Fives (twins).

Together with only Schmi to control and guide a ragtag team of teenagers, A pregnant Obi-Wan has to find his way in a tumultuous galaxy until he inadvertently makes his way to Koboh and reunites with Jango.

And that's what I have so far.

I also don't mind if people run with the idea for art or fanfiction, but I would appreciate a link, if you do. And an inspired by would make my day.

[lothcatthree]

Just My Type

pairing: cal kestis/boba fett

rating: explicit

word count: 3.3k

main tags: stewjoni cal, casual sex, banter etc etc

summary:

“Did he now?” Boba says more than asks and leans back into the chair in an attempt to stay casual, but his gaze is dark and burning as he hums, “Didn’t think Akuna was the sharing type.”

“Not that you’d care either way,” Cal chirps.

Boba slowly smiles and it reminds Cal of one of the Oryyka howlers on Kashyyk.

“No.” He rumbles, “Not that I’d care either way.”

-

Boba pays the saloon a visit. He doesn't do a very good job of pretending that the reason he's there is for alcohol and not for a certain Jedi.

[hannibalzero]

my brain went blank when I saw female bun buns have two uteri

huh...

It all becomes clear, how Leia and Luke could be twins and Cal Kestis be their brother and the same age! This is great knowledge you have blessed me with!

Geez Obi-Wan would be so mad, having to go through labor twice…depending on conception of corse? Maybe Healer Che knows a way to help the baby buns come all at once? (Space) c-section, twins normally come early so the force blessed Obi-wan with having Cal Kestis ready to come?

Possibilities are endless honestly.

Omg, rabbits tend to hide when their are ill, act like nothing is happening to keep safe.

Obi-Wan is very pregnant but the robes hide his large bump. Anakin has been on his own campaign since they’ve conceived. Such news should be told in person! It is the stewjoni way.

Anakin finally boards Obi-Wan’s ship, the force screaming at him about something. Like there was a damper on it. Busting into Obi-wan’s room to find the rabbit in his closet, an improvised nesting box. Ears and tail out, legs wide as he labors.

❤️🐰❤️🐰❤️

[slushyextrachaos]

Cal nudges Boba, pointing out General Skywalker. Saying something to him that only he hears.

This earns Kestis a smack to the back of the head.

"No. One: it's not the same, two: he's married. And three: We AGREED that conversation ended." He hisses at the cackling menace. He's never telling anything to Cal again. "I WILL hand you over to the nearest person with a bounty on your head, free of charge." He threatens.

"You've been saying that for years Fett. Haven't gotten rid of me yet." The Stewjoni never fails to point out. Make friends they said, it would be fun they said. Boba sighs.

Rex eyes the two cautiously, though at this point he's too afraid to ask.

[ao3feed-obikin]

Hush little baby don't you cry everything's gonna be alright

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/43745538 by fgalaxy_0418 Cuando Cal se filtra a las instalaciones del imperio y se encuentra con el mismísimo Darth Vader esperaba que sucediera de todo menos sobrevivir, pero el encuentro termina desencadenando uno serie de eventos que cambiarían el rumbo de la galaxia y sacaría varios secretos a la luz, ¿Quién es realmente Darth Vader? ¿Por qué no lo asesino cuando pudo? Words: 1811, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Español Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: Gen, M/M Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Cal Kestis, Padmé Amidala, Bail Organa, Feemor (Star Wars), Quinlan Vos, Qui-Gon Jinn, Satine Kryze, Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Owen Lars, Beru Whitesun, Galen Marek | Starkiller, Galen Marek, Ahsoka Tano Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker Additional Tags: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, we need drama, and a fuckin happy ending, The Author Regrets Nothing, Stewjoni Obi-Wan Kenobi, Stewjoni Biology (Star Wars), Mpreg, Implied Mpreg read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/43745538

[minecraftian1213]

It has come to my attention that there is an Obi-Wan is Cal's parent agenda? We're throwing that in here too.

You know I have this headcanon that Obi-Wan Kenobi and Cal Kestis are actually BOTH from Stewjon and I think it'd be funny that Anakin has troubles with two sassy ginger jedi from the same planet who may or may not be related but also broke into a fortress via water and still made it out in one piece

If you throw in that hc that Stewjoni hate force users then you'd get double the trauma. What if Obi was the one who had to visit the planet that tried to drown him for simply existing to retrieve another baby with the force (Cal).

Anyway I just think it'd be neat.

[bon-sides-sw]

Question: whose Cal Kestis other parent?

On another day I would have told you that can be anyone, even a random stranger he met on a bar- BUT THEN, @babygirlbridger and @krispyswips infected me with the brainworms via discord chats and this Fic [To Out Halcyon Days] (E) that I'm so obsessed with!!

So yes, is Quinlan.

But Obi and his stewjoni biology are so powerful that his womb just photocopies himself.

[hannibalzero]

Thank you @zolitasposts for tagging me in this. Let’s see what craziness should I post haha.

This is all I have for the next chapter in my fic “it’s never easy”

King Benjamin Kenobi, the joiner of Mandalore and Stewjoni. The unwavering iron fist that kept the peace in his solar system. Was laying on the floor with his crying grandson.

“Obi-wan, let me hold him.” Benjamin asked looking heartbroken that he couldn't save the pup from the horrible torture of tummy time. “This is cruel and unnecessary.” he added, rubbing the pups back.

“Father, it's encouraging Cal Kestis to build up strength so he can rollover. He's just fine.” Obi-wan explained as he sat on the other side of the baby.

Okay so I’ll tag, @willshowerthots @almidnightlove and anyone else who wants to play!