#steve is the black

[a-strange-inkling]

Okay, maybe I’ve been editing Vanishing for too long… but why are they Robin, Nancy, Steve, Eddie and Chrissy resting after fighting demobats in the Upside Down though? 🤣

[jetra4ivor]

lol. I am living for the comments under the official trailer video.

[thatboisus]

me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

[flow33didontsmoke]

when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute

[natti-ice]

18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut

[bethsvrse]

me staring at my ceiling after y/n does the most FLABBERGASTING thing ever

[shoot1ngst4r]

going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

[jesterraconteuse]

Everything about the MC movie trailer pisses me off but one thing that pisses me off in particular is that just normal Jason Momoa would've been a better Steve instead of Jack Black

I mean this in the best way possible but this actually looks like a man who is out surviving the wilderness and punching trees

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

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[theshamelesssimp]

When you're reading a fanfic and suddenly the reader has a name

[chuulyssa]

being an x reader writer and trying to be inclusive of all readers makes me overthink so much like should i write about you having smth with milk in it? no no what if the reader is lactose-intolerant. about the reader being the big spoon? noo what if they wanna be cuddled like a little spoon. about fingers through your hair? noooo what if the person reading it is bald

[that1nerd-20]

When a fanfic writer puts a nickname you think Is icky in their smut fic

[jetra4ivor]

Alright let’s run down why this trailer sucks.

First up… this is not how Minecraft terrain generation WORKS. I understand they’re trying to push the blocked aesthetic of the world, but this just looks like bad world edit creation with these massive block shapes making up the arch here.

This is not how trees in Minecraft look. They don’t have branches like that.

What is the crafting recipe here? A couple iron ingots and some sticks haphazardly placed on a crafting table make… what is that? Two buckets on a chain??? What the fuck item is that? Why isn’t it a familiar Minecraft item? Why is the recipe not important? Why does he say Jack Black’s panda Po’s catchphrase while crafting it?

THIS is the only accurate thing in the trailer so far. A tree floating and its component piece hovering in the middle. That’s accurate. Good job.

Why are we doing piglins invading? Why are they not zombifying in the sun? Why are they shown multiple times in broad daylight raiding villages when we have actual RAIDERS IN THE GAME we could be using instead?

Here’s the magical mcguffan. Probably how they get into the world and how they get out.

And finally the creeper. I know people like to assume the creeper is made of grass, but given the texture of the poster I have a feeling this is legitimately 100% how the creeper looks in movie too. It’s just… grass. Highly detailed dense grass.

That is not how I envision creepers.

There’s sooooo much wrong with this film I am BAFFLED at how bad it is. How do you get Minecraft THIS WRONG???

[thatboisus]

reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

[natti-ice]

every time i remember my favorite person isn’t real