#steve harrington is baby girl

[typical-toad]

Steve Harrington can serve in any uniform. It’s a fact.

[anarcoqueer1994]

I love HCs where Eddie is a fun but brutal DM and Steve is learning to play and he gets like a poor roll or does something cringy or is lost or keeps dropping the dice(specificallyEddie’s that no one else is allowed to touch), and everyone expects Eddie to ride him hard, or honestly he should have died by now, and Eddie starts down that path, getting ready to to tear him apart like any other character. But then Steve basically flashes him the "I baby" eyes, and miraculously he survives or gets away with bullshit. Everyone else rolls their eyes, except Dustin and Mike(for different reasons) get mad about it, and Eddie ignores them.

[hawkinsbnbg]

Eddie tried to look after his sweetheart and took safety precautions seriously whenever they had sex.

And yet, those condoms he had stashed away in every nook and cranny in their shared apartment never got used.

Because every time he took out one, Steve would sniffle, “You don't love me anymore?”

And every time, Eddie would fold like a house of cards, standing no chance against those teary eyes and pouty lips.

Good thing that Eddie had already bought the ring and written his vow.

After all, who was he to deny his girl anything even when it was impossible?

[saku-rhyth]

I can't lie I listen to Legally Blonde the Musical at least once a week this was bound to happen (And y'all voted for this in the Au-Gust poll so you're partly to blame)

[infinite-orangepeel]

this is so hopper giving his speech at the steddie wedding. making endless dad jokes and embarrassing the hell out of both of them. i’m just imaging him saying something like:

hopper: you never think your future son-in-law is going to turn out to be the same kid you arrested upwards of twenty times when he was in high school but here i am to tell the tale—

eddie: i was also wanted for murder

hopper: don’t bring that up here please. for the love of god. you have no idea how much paper work it took for me to get your name cleared.

steve: i’m pretty sure he was arrested at least thirty times

hopper: like i said folks, you don’t get to choose family and sometimes family is your adopted gay son and his metalhead husband who spent a solid three years living on your couch—

steve: well at least now when i bail him out of jail it’ll be as my husband. i can even sign the paperwork as “mr. steve munson”

eddie: aw babe that’s so sweet

hopper: don’t push it you two

[mintcakeart]

pretty boy hours

[genericpuff]

I FUCKING LOVE MISERABLE JERKASS MALE CHARACTERS WHO TURN THEIR LIVES AND SITUATIONS AROUND AND BECOME MORE THAN WHAT THEY EVER THOUGHT THEY COULD BE AND WHAT SOCIETY MADE THEM INTO THROUGH THE SOFTENING OF THEIR TOXIC MASCULINITY AND EMBRACING THE SUPPORT OF THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AS A STRENGTH RATHER THAN A WEAKNESS

GOTTA BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE GENDERS FR FR

[stevesjockstrap]

Digging Holes

@steddiemicrofic prompt ‘hole’ | 404 words | rated G

cw: implied past child abuse • read on ao3

Steve watched the kids playing in their backyard, digging happily in the sandbox Uncle Wayne had made for them. The neighbor boy had come over, and his girls sometimes needed to set some boundaries with him but otherwise everything usually went well.

He brought them juice boxes or granola bars from time to time but tried his best to let them play uninterrupted. Eddie always claimed he was a helicopter parent, but he felt he was more than entitled to a little paranoia.

Smirking as his youngest again reminded the neighbor to not fling sand around, he watched as she looked around the backyard for him. Once she knew he was just on the patio, she went back to playing. That was something else he enjoyed, that his girls knew to keep an eye out.

Eddie snuck out of the house and slid in beside him.

“How are you going to helicopter from all the way over here, babe?” He teased, pressing a kiss to his temple.

“I am not helicoptering. How are you going to rile them up from all the way over here?”

Things seemed to get tense all at once, both of his girls’ heads popping up to locate their dads.

“We reached the bottom of the sandbox! How are we going to dig a hole to China?!” The neighbor kid yelled louder so the adults could now hear him.

Suddenly Steve was back at recess as a small kid, watching a classmate with shorn dark hair and a black eye explain that he was digging a hole to China with his spork from the cafeteria. He had taken one long look at the kid and grabbed a nearby stick to help him.

“Woah,” Steve whispered, shaking himself out of the thirty year old memory he had completely forgotten about (suffering several head injuries since then).

“What?” Eddie looked at him strangely.

“I dunno. I just remembered, I think. Helping you in, like, elementary school, maybe the same age as they are… dig a hole to China? You were using a spork?”

“Oh my god,” he breathed, eyes taking on a faraway look. “That was you?”

Steve nodded.

“Everyone always thought it was really weird. You were the only one who helped. I, uh, really wanted to get away. That was before, um, before I went to Wayne’s.”

He squeezed his hand on his knee. “I’m glad I helped.”

“Me too.”

[myspacebrat]

I wanna be the pubes on his balls so bad…

[hgrve]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Ugh, I just had an image of Steve and Eddie's toddler running around, her feet slapping against the floor, and a Michael Myers mask on as she tries to scare Eddie. Of course, Eddie goes all out. He shrieks in fright as he drops to the floor in a faint. Meanwhile, their child is giggling maniacally behind the mask and clapping her hands. Meanwhile, Steve is watching fondly from the doorway.

"I gots Daddy!" She shrieked at Steve.

"I see that," Steve said. "Good job, baby."

"You didn't even try to save me, Steve," Eddie said from the floor, giving him an accusing look.

"I was never planning on it," Steve said.

[anarcoqueer1994]

Steve wanted to watch the Hoosier's game against OSU. He knows it's just a college team but it's the best Indiana's got. Except there was one little problem.

Eddie was currently occupying thier TV in their tiny studio apartment, watching reruns of the Golden Girls. From previous experience, Steve knew wrestling the remote away from Eddie when he was watching the Golden Girls was impossible even if he has already watched them all a million times, the new season not out yet. But Steve was not above playing dirty to get what he wants

Steve saunters over to Eddie from where he was standing in their kitchen, beer in hand. He smiles as he walks by, winking. Eddie grabs his wrist gently "Bring me one, baby?"

"Last one, sweetheart. Guess we'll have to share." He looks down, biting his lip before plopping down on Eddie's lap, sitting side ways so his legs are draped over Eddie, Eddie instinctively wraps his arms around Steve's waist. He puts the lip of the bottle to Eddie mouth, giving him a sip.

When he pulls the bottle away, Steve sees his opportunity, nuzzling into Eddie's neck before kissing and sucking on the exposed skin. He can hear Eddie moaning softly. He knows he got Eddie’s attention away from the TV.

"Damn princess," Eddie purrs," If this is sharing a beer, I like sharing."

Steve pulls his head away, angling it so he is looking at Eddie through his eye lashes, lips pink and swollen from his work on Eddie’s neck. "Really, Eds? You like sharing?"

"Absolutely, baby girl." He says rubbing circles on Steve’s hip where his hands meet. His voice is breathy.

Suddenly Steve's demeanor changes, big cocky grin on his face. He leans over and grabs the remote, sliding off Eddie’s lap to sit next to him. "Great. I love sharing to. My turn with the TV." He flips on the football game.

Eddie wants to be mad, but it's kind of hard when the boy of his dreams has just marked him up, and is now sandwiched next to him on the couch. Even if that boy is now shouting at a ref as if he could hear him through the TV.

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

steve, robin, chrissy, and nancy starting a band together. each have their own kind of more classical musical training with robin being in marching band and steve, chrissy, and nancy all having Rich People Music Lessons as children, but everyone's shocked when they decide to turn that talent towards a punk band called Baby and the Girls

and they start off kind of small, with their Gimmick being the disconnect between their more prep/normie visual aesthetic and the angry, violent tone of their music. steve's the singer (he has a lovely voice, kind of warm and croony until he really starts screaming), chrissys the drummer (she's so tiny you can barely see her behind that thing), nancys the bassist (solid, dependable, gets a little smile on her face whenever she's got a particularly sexy baseline bc she knows the bass is what makes a song a fuck song), and robins on guitar (and keyboard, and violin, and one time an accordion which is still her favourite song to perform. basically whatever other instrument the song calls for she's got it)

and they get kind of a following not just for their angry music criticising the government and society and the like, but also because of how unabashedly queer they are. chrissy/nancy/robin have all visibly flirted with each other during concerts and no one's quite sure what the deal is there. steve performs like 75% of their shows in full drag as Baby (hence the band name) and winks flirtatiously at both male and female audience members alike

eventually they get Real Big, and get signed to an actual record label. despite knowing how queer they were before signing them, it's still like the early 90s so the label makes them tone it down a bit. song lyrics get a little more ambiguous (but not if you actually like. listen to them. i mean steve sings about eating a wide variety of fruits and vegetables in a way that like. We All Know What The Peach Is Steven), steve's not allowed to perform in drag anymore (although he does lose a suspicious amount of bets whose forfeits 'force' him to perform in a dress. new fans are baffled at how bad this guy is at bets), and the band name has to change, becoming Stevie and the Girls (the label wanted it to just be 'steve' but they compromised)

and over the course of their career, at some point they end up on a talk show with the Other Band From Hawkins, corroded coffin. the host is clearly angling for a punk/metal standoff, maybe Known Non-conformist eddie munson will call them posers for wearing so many pastel colours, or since everyone knows that steve chris and nancy at least used to be pretty popular in high school maybe there's some lasting high school drama to up their ratings

and yeah, their ratings skyrocket for that episode, but only bc steve and eddie reveal they've been dating since 1987

[stevesbipanic]

Why couldn't goofy Eddie Munson meet goofy Season 3 Steve, he would've loved that Steve, bewildered at the old King of Hawkins High acting like a kid with Dustin, but loved him nonetheless.

[infinite-orangepeel]

steve’s house in the show vs. steve’s house in my head

[mintcakeart]

halloween 1986

little platonic Stobin sketches bc i saw this post a couple hours ago and went feral over it